After rolling their LT BF's in the morning Rooster and The Senator sent them on their way and went to the Lek Hotel Buffet Breakfast across the street from Dynasty Inn; B95 ($2.40) for all you can eat! Rooster got up early and headed for a daytime tour of Walking Street to scout the plan for the evening. Dynasty Inn Pattaya is still under construction and the builders are not shy about running jackhammers at 8am! If that bothers you then stay somewhere else in Pattaya until construction is complete.

Rooster and The Senator decided to try a 2 hour Thai Oil Massage at Bulaporn Physical Massage (Bulaporn is the name of the owner, but it IS a funny name - email them at pornlerd@ine.co.th) on Soi 13/1; it was 10:30am. Little So spoiled The Senator rotten; and even had a little fun in the process. Rooster was spoiled by Pan with similar results. Since they asked for hard instead of soft massages Rooster and The Senator may have been permanently damaged by the bruising and abusing they received from these 40kg Thai pooying. It was just after noon and already they got in two nuts in for the day!

Rooster got himself a nice B80 haircut from Miss Piggy across 13/1 from the massage parlor; then it was time for The Senator to check out Walking Street. Nothing was open at this hour as has been reported on CH, but it was definitely THE place to be when the sunset. So they decided to drink up some brew. They hit a nasty little beer bar called The Crab on Diamond. The bar name worried us a bit, you know why, but the girls were fun, if not fugly. Rooster begs to differ on the fugly part and they were very friendly and fun to talk to. They would spend the better part of the afternoon there.

When Rooster and The Senator got hungry they decided to hit the Sportsmans Pub on Soi 13 where they had some pints and bangers and mash. Rooster highly recommends the French Burger with Brie cheese as the best burger anywhere. The Restaurant girls were two letter grades better than the Crab beer bar girls in The Senator's Humble Opinion (ItSHO), especially after a few VBs.

Now that it was approaching sunset they headed back to Walking Street and went into Siren Beer Bar Complex and played some games. Twenty year old "Dan" was all over The Senator whispering sweet nothings his ear so he agreed to ST her. She was the most absolute disappointment he'd EVER had in a P4P situation and was pissed. The Senator's need to vent:

Rooster can confirm Dan had a good attitude in the beer bar. I thought this would be another GFE like others I've had in LOS. We agreed to B1000 for ST. I paid the B200 bar fine and we started walking locked elbows north on Beach Road. When we hit the Royal Garden Mall Dan suggested we cut through because they had air conditioning and Dynasty Inn was almost at the corner of Second Road and Soi 13. It seemed innocent enough. Here and there she would stop and fondle the clothes, watches, and stuffed animals asking me to buy them for her. Now I know I should have cut bait right then and there, but I told her we would walk through the mall on the way back to Siren and if her service was top notch that I'd buy her something reasonable from the mall. She was, of course, trying her best at a fake cry. No tears came out; She needs more practice. Right now most of you are calling me a pushover, but read on. I managed to get out of the mall with all of my Baht in my pocket. No longer locked elbows or even hand in hand we walked a bit up 2nd, then left on Soi 13, where she declared that she was hungry. Many of you know, this is quite common. There was a street vender there cooking up something that looked fantastic. I was tempted myself, but agreed to just buy one for Dan. Do you guys ever eat off of these carts? The check-bin (or is it check-bill? I've heard both) was B30. The smallest bill I had was B100 and all he had for change was B20 bills. So I pulled a B10 coin from my pocket and the street vender handed Dan four B20 bills and we were soon in my room at Dynasty Inn. I forget who showered first, but Dan ate her lunch while I was showering. And when it became time to get all naked she pointed right at my member and chuckled at its small size. I've never claimed to be large or even average, but I've never had any complaints either. She took this opportunity to tell me that FS was out of the question and that she'd give me a top notch BBBJ for B1300. Since BBBJs are what I prefer I said sure. But, by "smoking" she meant hand job while licking the very extreme tip of my dick where the piss/cum comes out. Since this was causing severe damage, after a few minutes I started coaching her on exactly what I thought a top notch BBBJ included. And for her to keep in mind that it doesn't count as a stroke unless her lips touch my nut sack; and stroking with her hands were not at all necessary. Guess what? Now, it seems, I have the biggest dick in the WORLD! There is NO WAY IN HELL she could possibly fit the whole thing in her mouth. She went back to her hand job. I had to put an end to this RIGHT NOW! So, I told her to stop and get her clothes on and that she would get nothing. Not the B1000 we agreed on; not the B1300 in room price; nothing. While I was getting dressed she kept insisting that I would have a good time and that she NEEDED the money because she had none while interleaving this tirade with her hand job and pee hole licking. This took a small forever. I managed to get all of my clothes on and over to the door and open it forcing her to get her clothes on as well. While she was dressing she kept asking if she'd get her B1300. I said no. I did not have a good time and besides you said B1000 in the bar. So she kept asking for B1000 saying that she really needed the money. I told her no, and that if she really needed the money she should show more interest in ME having a good time. I managed to get her out in the hallway with the door between us. Being twice the size of the average pooying really helps. She asked if she could at least have a small amount of money to get back to the beer bar. I reminded her that she already has B80 of my money. She wei'd (Blazer's did I spell that right?) and was on her way. She even invited me to come back to the beer bar. Like THAT is going to happen. Rooster said, "Maybe she just doesn't know." "What do you expect for a 20 year old?!" I told him that a 20 year old beer bar girl knows damn well how to fuck farongs. This evening's LT BF would prove me right.

Meanwhile Rooster started heading north and was accosted and submitted to the advance of barking beer bar girls. The Senator thought they were always saying, "Money, money." But they're actually saying, "Ma nee" meaning come here. Wei gave Rooster a good standard ST and he was happy. After yelling at Dan The Senator found Rooster satisfied in his room.

Since The Senator was sooo pissed he and Rooster immediately went back to WS. They stopped in Super Girls Go-Go and saw a fantastic show. At times the girls were wearing bikini bottoms at others nothing. And then there were their "special" cunnilingus show, their Hawaiian guess where the flowers came from show, and their special "sexy" show complete with the Star Wars theme music announcing each special show. Rooster was eyeing the girl with the biggest ass in all of Thailand Go-Gos and damn near left with her, but BUT he wanted to see the night shift at the Crab place just a few doors away. What is it with Rooster and Crabs anyway? Or Rooster and big asses as long as we’re wondering? With 20,000 tiny asses to choose from, he would be the one to find (and want) the one big ass to be found in Pattaya. Oh well, each to his one right? I guess the roles will be reversed when they go to Rio…..

Rooster decided to B200 LT BF the prettiest girl in the place, Lei, tall 27 year old with a nice smile. Despite Lei having a 23 year old sister in the 40kg range The Senator decided to cut bait and the THREE of us headed to Super Baby A-Go-Go; obviously run by the same people as Super Girls. In fact, there were some of the SAME girls in SB that were in SG earlier. Rooster asked The Senator who he liked, and faster than you can say ma-nee Now-42 was sitting next to him. Now and Lei were playing the see how far you can bend your fingers back game when Rooster noticed just how long Now's fingers were. Tiny girl, big fingers…..hmmm? No, other than the fingers, she was about as feminine as they come…

Anyway, B500 LT BF and a few drinks later the four of us needed to find a easy way back to Dynasty Inn. The pooying thought that a taxi was the best way to go. That, however, meant that this group had to walk right by the Crab where ALL of the girls noticed the Senator's new acquisition from Super Baby. You have never heard a larger number of girls laughing and screaming "You break my heart" in unison. And some of those girls were scary.

Near 2nd Road Now said she was hungry and stopped by a street vender where she and Lei picked up some spicy pork balls. (Rooster and The Senator thought they could get plenty of these back in the rooms, but evidently they couldn't wait!) The guys laughed hard at their own pork ball jokes, but the ladies just didn't get it. Good times were had by all and day 3 was shot. Rooster's only complaint was that while Lei smoked cigarettes, she wouldn’t smoke the Rooster. She was, however, good in the sack, tried hard to please and left Rooster crowing for more. Now, Now was a vast improvement order the afternoon's disappointment and must to Rooster's delight, the Senator finally ended his anti-Dan filibuster.

Blazer's has reported that Thai girls love cunnilingus and it was our duty to oblige because Thai guys won't do this. So The Senator went down on Now and she didn't complain or try to stop him. He did notice that she did orgasm, but didn't want to stop. Ditto for Jill the day before. They were happy just to let The Senator eat away until his heart was content. Ever experience this?

Senator

A continuing entertaining report. I believe we have narrowly missed each other twice now in BKK. Perhaps next time we will meet . Epi has good things to say about you.

Your bad beer bar girl was likely a newbie. Did she say how long she had been there ? They get no real training. basically told what's expected of them but no guarantee they have a clue as to what to do. They learn from each other over time.
BTW Spelled Wai for what it's worth. Check bin IS check bill. Just like a hotel is a hoten and we play footbon. An L at the end of the word becomes an N -- go figure.

I eat from the food carts daily for years and have yet to get sick. The best food in LOS is the street vendor food.

When I first started going to Thailand ,many Thai girls would push you away if you tried to eat their pussy. They were very uncomfortable with anything other than rubbing and light fingering.Quite a few refused to give BJs bare OR covered. Fortunately over the years this has changed dramatically and it is rare to find a girl who refuses being eaten though some still are not into it much. Also BBJs have become the norm as well-- thank Buddha .

BTW the girls likely did not get your joke about pork balls because in Thai they refer to testicles as eggs ( kai ) not balls.

Enjoying your report immensely-- now on to day 4.

KM, I can't IMAGINE what Epi would have told you about me, expect that it's probably true. I know I'll be returning to LOS as often as I can so I'm sure we'll hook up sooner or later.

I DO remember asking the BB girl how long she had worked, but I forgot what she said by the time I got to an internet connection. I guess I was just too pissed.

I have been tempted by the carts. Next trip I'll give them a try. THANKS for the confirmation.