Since Rooster had the noon EVA flight back home Saturday he and The Senator decided to spend Friday in Bangkok.

Took the B350 Dynasty Inn shuttle from Pattaya to DI Bangkok and checked into our rooms. The air quality is noticeably worse in Bangkok than Pattaya. A quick clean up and they were off to Patpong as per Epi's recommendation. The Senator wanted to get there before the sun went down because he hadn't been there in over a year and wanted to make sure he could find the place... and he did thanks to handwritten notes he had from previous trips (thanks to Hippie and Epi). Since it was early-ish ~6pm and Patpong hadn't been set up for the evening they hit one of the tiny beer bars there to drink beer and play pool with the pooying. That led them to BF 2 of them just to have Dinner companions. Hey! Easy money, right?

After dinner Patpong was in full gear. They hit Camelot where Rooster noticed #10 a gorgeous girl with a pretty smile undulating on the dance floor looking smaller than the others, perhaps one of the tiniest girls he saw on the whole trip…. turns out a full 33kgs…jeez Rooster, you go from the big asses to the postage stamp asses, make up your mind will ya? Okay I forgot, this is Thailand you don’t have to make up your mind, do you. Let’s do them all!

In short order, Senator finds his own spinner and the four of us headed around the block to the short time hotel (no need to go back to Nana, 'eh). The Senator swears he didn't know about the ST hotel, but when he climbed the stairs it sure had a FAMILAR look to him; and SO did the rooms! Perhaps one of you gentlemen can fill him in from a previous LOS/Patpong trip, but he swears he remembered nothing from before; yet he HAD been there before.

After conducting the mutually agreeable transactions, the guys headed down the flight of stairs from the ST hotel and walked forward into King's Court where The Senator LT BF a 25 year old Thai version of one of his TJ spinner favs named Pueng! He knew that sooner or later he'd find an Asian girl that has this particular look. Rooster wanted to head back to Nana and The Senator wanted to retire to Dynasty Inn, so Pueng found us a cab. Pueng opened the door to the first cab and had a few heated words with the driver; slammed the door shut; and said this cab was no good. I have seen this several times and wonder what the pooying are looking for. She then opened the door to the second cab and started laying into this guy in Laotian. Rooster and The Senator were entranced by Pueng's passion, and would hate to be on the receiving end of Pueng's strong comments. After screaming at the driver with full force for awhile, she suddenly stopped and popped around with a big smile on her face and said, "OK!" Rooster and The Senator busted out laughing since it was quite an emotional turnabout. They first headed back to her place to pick up her ID card which she says she left at home by mistake. Along the way she apologized for talking Laotian to the cab driver. She was convinced that Rooster spoke fluent Thai. (He had about three days practice) A brief stop in her hood and the three were in a cab headed for NEP. The Senator strolled up to the front desk of Dynasty Inn to get the key to his room, but Pueng didn't have her fucking ID! Dynasty Inn stuck to their guns about not letting her come up and I applaud them for doing so. At this point, however, The Senator should be having serious doubts about Pueng's age. She, however, said she was 25 and looked 25. She HAD to be of legal age. And she had an idea. She knew of a place where we could go and not be disturbed NO questions asked. And Pueng and The Senator were off to a Bangkok Love Hotel. The Senator had heard about these from others, but never experienced one himself. And he was at the mercy of a Patpong King's Court Go-Go girl. The taxi raced around Bangkok and pulled into a driveway with a garage and SLAM the door was shut. There he was in a virtual love nest not unlike the quality of the older rooms at Hotel Coahuila. Finally, The Senator would get into Pueng's shorts and he was not disappointed.

Since it was now very late, after 2am, The Senator opted for short time. Every minute was put to good use as Pueng appeared as though she could go non-stop for hours. After that he accompanied Pueng back to her neighborhood where they had dinner and more beer. When Pueng found that The Senator was planning on returning to Patpong later that day, she asked if she could tag along. Despite the big ego boost, the Senator politely declined the offer. By 6am he stumbled back into Dynasty Inn and left an 8am wake up call since he and Rooster planned to leave for the airport by 9am. This is one time when The Senator really wish he had a camera so that he could snap a photo of the Dynasty Inn desk clerk's face when he said he needed a wake up call in two hours. Rooster thinks this may be a record. The Senator paid for four separate hotel rooms for the 11th: 1.) Short time hotel in Patpong; 2.) Short time at some Bangkok Love Hotel; 3.) Dynasty Inn Bangkok; and 4.) Dynasty Inn Pattaya. He kept his room in Pattaya so that he didn't have to lug all his crap to Bangkok, then back to Pattaya the next day. And Dynasty Inn Pattaya was full. The Senator watched the desk clerk turn away numerous mongers looking for hotel rooms and quoting prices like B1200/night when he was getting B990/night. Anyone else ever pay for four or more hotel rooms in LOS for the same night?

Rooster wanted to check out Angels Disco and Nana after hours action since so many good things have been written about this lately on CH. The Senator didn't see what all of the fuss was about, but Rooster picked up someone interesting. Rooster kept going in and out of Angels trying to decide if it was worth the cover charge to go in or just wait outside. Turns out since it was close to closing time, they let people in. It was the closest thing to a “normal” disco he had seen in Thailand, kind of crowded, lots of farangs getting drunk and everyone dancing. There were a lot of pretty girls in there. He finally accepted a proposal from a cutie named May who assured him she was worth his time. Turns out she was a cleaning lady by day and hung out at Angel’s when she wanted a little “sugar” money. She definitely wanted to please and ST’d Rooster for his final nightcap.