Wow, just returned to my office after 8 days in CR, I’m looking at the stack of work and figure screw it, I’m writing my trip report first, to share with others who I have gained much info, and to journalize it for myself.

Will not try to be repetitive of others posts, perhaps some reinforcements of other opinions.

Left Fri 6/28 from Boston and after a change & delay in Houston arrived about 2 hours late in CR. This is my 2nd trip (1st with much time in SJ) and took a buddy (1st time for him)

Earl Montoya (dukeofearls@racsa.co.cr) whose name I got from novice, and others, here on the board was great. Waiting outside with a sign and cold imperials in the taxi. I had e-mailed him a couple weeks prior and couldn’t have asked for a better driver.

Tried for Morozan but was booked due to the poker tourney, didn’t want to chance noise at Presidente (my sleeping habits suck) so stayed at grand central station, the Del Rey. Thanks to more hints from the board I booked rooms 321 and 421 but found out they gave us 321 and 320 instead, no problem great rooms, end of corridor and quiet.

My Buddy (32, owns a gym, in great shape and cute as a button) (not my opinion, the girls) (I’m 45, ok shape, but still look like before & after pictures next to him) as we checked in just kept going WOW! We dropped our luggage and hit the bar. It was hopping, probably 2 girls for every guy.

Sitting at the tables a Dominican caught my friends eye and so we met Betsy. After a couple drinks they retired to his room, and now that my charge was taken care of it’s time to fish. I roamed through a few times just loving the ass pinches and hand swipes across my not too small stomach. As I paused for air I felt another one and saw a not too pretty Tica, blonde kind of chunky, not really my type, but not bad. As I was about to say no she pulled this very petite, dark and cute Tica out from behind her and said “total lesbian show, and massage?” Wellllllll old migrant jr said he was willing to over look her not stellar looks and we promptly negotiated down from $200 to $130. We went up and sparing the nasty details it was all hide the salami and whose eating the tacos. When it was over they reminded me of the massage and both of them gave me a great 15 min massage.

SAT am – Gone to Arte Y Sauna after breakfast along the boardwalk at the Presidente, we both went for massage & sexo for 14,000 c. I had Maria, a cute Tica who was tired but gave a good massage and ride so absolutely no complaints. This was about 11:00 and besides the 2 we took, the other 4 ladies were not very attractive.

SAT aft – back to BM and met shirley, cute faced chica, ball of energy we talked for a while in my broken spanish and she invited a couple friends for my buddy. Her headed to the room for doubles while Shirley and I did our thing. Better looking girls body wise than shirley, but she was a lot of fun, a GFE type. Took the girls to dinner and then we crashed.

SUN – (I think, the days kind of blend) I was up earlier than my friend so hiked up to Krysis and met another Shirley, a 19yr Nica, just friggin gorgeous and all over me (Hey I’m on vacation, I’ll believe anything) NOTE: My fault, I came unprepared without colonies and ended up paying $75 after the exchange so be prepared. Shirley was worth it though! Not much other talent there to speak of.

Headed back and met my buddy who just got up.

Sun pm Met the Shirley from sat and my buddy met his Betsy from fri so back in the saddle again. At Key Largo until around 4:00am

Mon nothing exciting in the morning, but my buddy found out the Dominican Betsy had told others around the bar that he was hers, so stay away He had found a girl he really wanted but was stuck since Betsy’s friends were around we had to improvise. We had met Gary, one of the managers and explained the problem, he had us point her out and told my friend go up to his room and wait. After about ten minutes he got a knock on the door and heard “room service” opened the door and there was the chica no fuss no muss. I met a tica whose name escapes me and we did our thing in the meantime. Headed for dinner after at Tin Jo and then a beer at IDEM where I reintroduced myself to Roberto, a class act. My buddy kept flirting with one who ended up being the famous Tanya but since we both used up our mojo elsewhere he told her we would return Tues.

Tues – Daytime relaxed but hit IDEM around 6:30 – 7 and my buddy went with Tanya and I with Ana, one I remembered from our last trip, excellent!! After he wanted to see the discos (these youngsters) so headed out to El Pueblo (Note if you don’t read on from here, remember to at least check out El Pueblo, a collection of discos, bars & restaurants in a guarded compound). Started in Friends the open air disco that was rocking then decided to go to Infinito next door. It was slow, some americans but the music was good so we chilled. My friend went to the head and brought back a cute Dominican(yes again) built like the proverbial brick shit house with built in hip swivels. They dirty boogied the night away, and he got a bbbj in the dark second disco while a few waiters strolled by. We headed back to Del Rey around 4 with his chica in tow, I conserved energy.

Wed - Did some shopping with Marcella, my buddies Dominica who went with us and after dinner back to Infinito, NOTE the discos seem to get going late and are filled with young locals all friendly and loving to dance some semi-pros also so don’t rule out hunting as you’ll see if you read on) At the disco all of a sudden the Dominican civil war started, I mentioned my buddy was an extremely good looking guy, well Betsy, his first lady showed up with a friend and approached him, ignoring Marcella, his current friend and started climbing on him. We quickly exited to the parking lot where in my rough spanish I tried to intervene and do the UN peacekeeping thing but there was a lot of yelling, hissing and pushing. Finally Betsy backed off and Marcella and us guys went to Infinito. After 10 minutes Betsy came inside and it started again, I found a waiter who spoke pretty good english so between us we got them calmed down and Betsy left, whew!
I went back to the drinks while my friend and Marcella did their thing. It was pretty slow but I did notice 2 chicas at a table, 3 guys approached and were all shot down quick, so me being older, and not a dancer ignored them even though they were gorgeous. After ½ hour the better of the 2 (in my opinion) came to me and started talking, why didn’t I come dance? I mentioned about the three that went down in flames and she said they weren’t her type (again, I’ll bite). She was unbelievable, about 5’ and maybe 90 lbs flawless skin. Well being a trained CPA I thought this would be a good time to start dancing, we went to the floor and her dancing was so seductive, yikes! Everyone was staring, I mean EVERYONE! After about an hour the place was filling up, I’d learned she and her friend were from Honduras and passing through to a vacation in Panama. Her friend knew CR well and they had just got there today. Let me tell you the looks I got from strangers, locals even high fiving me as they went by, I was in heaven. I went to the head and came back to find 3 guys hitting on her, but she pushed them aside and grabbed me. We left about 3:30 and headed back to the Del Rey, she was a little flustered at the security, but no problem. Her flexibility and acrobatic sex and perfect body left me breathless. She asked what I was doing the next day and biting my toungue (and remembering the Dominican civil wars) I said we were off to golf. She gave me her e-mail and said they may head to Panama that next day, or not but contact her.

Thurs – we did golf and after hit BM for a few drinks then a siesta. Thurs night back to infinito, this time my buddy left the Dominican at home. Not much going on so around 11 thought we would head to BM to find a sleeping pill ;~) and as we were walking out there entered by lady from the night before, Norma and her friend. I got a huge hug and kiss so of course decided to stay. Norma had been drinking most the day at the casinos and was wound up even more, guy’s she’s like a goddess on the dance floor, I told her she was the ‘professoria de baile’ and she loved it. My buddy hooked up with her friend and we all went back to Del Rey after a couple hours dancing.

Fri – My buddy didn’t score with the friend, just hugs and kisses, but I more than made up for it We decided the girls were fun so rented a van and driver and sightsee throughout the mountains for the day, had a great time. Back to the room and some late afternoon slap & tickle (this time my buddy did score) then dinner at a sushi restaurant. We were flying out Sat at 7:15am so this was the last night I was satisfied to stay with Norma (the thought still is causing my heavy oak desk to lift) but my friend wanted to see what he could fit in to a short time (ahh youth) We said good bye to the girls at the Del Rey, they caught a cab, Norma asked if she could call me at 3 to say goodbye, and grabbed a table. Who immediately showed up but my buddys friend Betsy who jumped on his lap, all civil wars forgiven. She had a friend, but I wasn’t too interested in her so polite talk and drinks, this was about midnight, we figured we would have to check out at 5am anyway so lets just stay up, drink & get a last piece in then go straight to the plane.

Well I look up and in walk Norma and her friend, she said they went to dance but it was slow so she wanted to see if we were still up (yes, and growing!) My buddy took Betsy for one last pop and Norma and I went to the room for some quick fun. I sent her off to her hotel around 4 and went to my friends room. Betsy was there crying and saying she was going to ride with us to the airport to say goodbye, which we did and caught the big bird home.

Wow, I’ve been around long enough to know we hear want we want, and what the girls want us to hear, but it still is great, I might be visiting Honduras in the near future!

migrant