I was up early this day and was not doing too good. My skin was really getting dry. It was blistering cold outside and I was taking 5-7 showers a day because I was having so much sex. This was not the ideal situation for my skin so I started the day by walking around the shops and buildings directly behind my hotel in Cologne.

I had walked into a drug store when Peter called to touch base with me. The plan was to hit Goldentime around 3pm. The problem was that I didn’t have a hotel for the evening so I asked if Peter could look into that for me. I bought some moisturizing lotion for my dry skin then continued the morning walk.

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A little bit later I stumbled across an internet café. I hadn’t check email or current events in a while, so I walked it and got a cup of Joe and sat down at a terminal.



At almost exactly that moment, Peter called me back and asked if I could get to an internet café to book a hotel. I told him I was at one that instance and he told me to visit http://www.hrs.de

There were several small towns around Goldentime and we found a little hotel called Haus am Rieth in Nettetal. It ran about 50 Euros per night. I booked it online, got some breakfast and then packed and drove up to Nettatal.

The drive was uneventful and once again the navigation system got me there without any problems. Here is the information on the hotel, although I doubt any of you would ever stay there.

Haus am Rieth
Reinerstrasse 5
41334 Nettetal
Lobberich
Phone: 02153/80100
Fax: 02153/801020






When I arrived I displayed my passport even though he didn’t need it. While I was filling out the paperwork, the guy behind counter thumbed through the pages of my passport and looked at the places I had visited. I thought that was kind of strange, but didn’t think too much about it at the time. There will be more about this nosy clerk in the next chapter.

I got ready and then headed off to meet Peter at Goldentime. Unfortunately, there will be no directions to this FKK. I came from Nettetal and missed several turns (which made the route re-calculate) so I had no idea how I got there. Just know it is easy to find with the navigation system. It is also very close to Wildenrath, which I didn’t know at the time but would find out later.

Peter had a slight warning for me about this place before I arrived. He said it gets raided from time to time because the owners have a very lax policy about letting its patrons use drugs. I don’t use drugs, so that was really not a factor for me. That chance of it getting raided by the police was a drawback, but he seemed to say the chances were rare and I wasn’t that concerned about it.

There was a hardware store next to the FKK that I parked at and then I walked in and paid my entry fee. The place was absolutely packed full of people.

Golden Time
Heidweg 1
41379 Brüggen
Tel 02163 8894760
Whirpool, Sauna
50 Euro Entry
50 Euro per session
Drinks and Buffet included
http://www.goldentime.de

After I changed I called Peter and he was in the porno theater. He gave me a brief tour of the place. Immediately to the left upon entering is the locker room. To the right is the front desk. This place is kind of built like a big square. Past the showers is the main bar area where all the ladies hang out. They have two female bartenders that serve up complimentary alcoholic beverages. This is the left side of the square. The bottom side of the square is where the front desk and locker rooms are located. At the top of the square is just a hallway with fuck rooms and then at the far right side of the square are more rooms and the porno theater.

In the middle of the square is a courtyard where a hot tub and dry sauna are located. Peter and I started chatting in the porno theater and he told me about his horrible experience at the 100 Euro swinger club the previous night. I won’t spoil the details in case he wants to tell the story, but what I feared would be the case and what prevented me from joining him was basically confirmed by Peter’s experience.

I have never been to a swinger’s club in the US. But everything I have ever read says that unless you bring your girlfriend with you, as a single you stand almost no change of getting laid. I didn’t want to fork over 100 Euros for entry to the place and possibly not get laid. I guess Peter did get laid, but again, I won’t spoil the details. After hearing about an 18 year who went there one week and fucked 18 guys on her 18 birthday, Peter was really excited about the possibilities there. Unfortunately, he was extremely disappointed.

Speaking of being disappointed, when Peter and I left the porno theater he was not happy with the atmosphere or selection. We both spotted a dark haired seductress we both wanted to do, but Peter seemed intent on heading to his “living room” Wildenrath instead. It didn’t seem like he was giving the place a fair shake or chance and I think he may have some built in bias towards it. He even explained the overall feeling he gets from the place is that the girls are dirty, the place is dirty and he doesn’t seem to feel comfortable there. Not “dirty” in the sense of being unclean, but just in the sense of not being at ease while there.

We separated for a while and I started talking to the dark haired seductress. It turns out her name was Victoria, 25, from Brazil. I tried to speak a little Portuguese with her, but then I realized just how much Portuguese I have lost since my trip to Brazil in August 2003. Luckily she spoke excellent English, along with Spanish and German and we got along fine. I decided to take her back to the room, but the buffet was coming out shortly so we waited to eat first and then went back to fuck.

The blowjob was ok, but not the typical Brasileira blowjob I would have expected in country. But the session was very good. I actually finished right near the end of our allotted time. When I went to pull out she grabbed my ass cheeks to prevent departure and then started thrusting her hips up at me and made me continue to fuck her until she got off. Ah, Brasileiras!

I think Peter took off shortly after this. He decided to hit Wildenrath instead, but I was enjoying Goldentime and wanted to spend some more time there. I told him to call me if the action was good at Wildenrath and perhaps I would join him there.

About a half hour or so later I was just kicking back in the porno theater. I eventually got bored and was on my way out when I noticed a really skinny lady enter. I stopped her at the door and she immediately put her arms around me and we started talking. Her name was Sonia, 25, from Poland.

Since she was trolling for customers in the porno theater I figured she would be up for some public sex. We went to the bed in the front of the theater and she started giving me an excellent BBBJ. The porno theater was absolutely packed, I would estimate at least 15-20 people were in the room. The absolute highlight of the session was me pounding away on her tiny little petite frame in doggie and slapping her ass. That led to some audience reaction as a Dutch guy started clapping his hands and making slapping sounds to the rhythm of the sex I was having with Sonia. Then Sonia reached back and started slapping my ass. I guess you could say we had an ass-slapping good time. The fact that the theater was packed and we had a huge audience watching us just turned me on ever more.

After I paid and cleaned up I found myself in the porno theater once again. I was just kicking back on the bed in the back when I heard chicas talking in Spanish. Hey! I know a little Spanish. Better break out with a greeting. So we started talking a bit and it turned out this chick was from Cuba. Hmmmmmmm. Another country to add to the list. The problem was that I wasn’t really that attracted to Jasmine, but she was really cool and I was having a good time talking to her.

She spoke German and Spanish. Only a short time had passed between the previous session with Sonia so I asked Jasmine about giving me a BBBJ for the entire 30 minutes instead. I figured I could use a good BBBJ now and I could just kick back and enjoy it, but not necessarily finish.

I was quite clear about my intentions and she was agreeable to my request. So I leaned back on the bed, opened my robe and she started polishing my knob. I enjoyed the view of her head bobbing up and down on my dick and then noticed another couple get on the bed next to us.

Given what I was about to watch, I could now understand why Anya (from PHG the previous day) was so pissed at me for not coming quickly before. The couple next to me started kissing and making out and that lasted about two minutes. She then went down on him for about another two to three minutes. He then pulled her head up and asked her stop. She then got out a condom, placed it on him, hopped on for about a one minute ride and he came. Absolutely amazing. If I paid 50 Euros for that I would be REALLY pissed at myself.

After about 20 minutes I took pity on poor Jasmine, who was giving me a very nice BBBJ. I just decided what the hell and fucked her. I got another 15-20 minutes of sex out of her and enjoyed our time together. We didn’t have as big an audience on the bad back as Sonia and I did on the front bed, but it was still public sex. WooHoo! I then took a quick shower after we finished and then headed back to the porno theater.

There were two other Cubans there and one of them was my age. Her name was Jennifer. Jasmine returned and the four of us were kicking back on the bed in the porno theater just joking and having a good time. One guy approached Jennifer and they started playing a little, but she was kind of making fun on him in Spanish and looking at me while doing it.

While still fooling around with him, she was saying she would rather go with me instead. I was too tired to do ANOTHER session right then so she ended up going with the dude. After she did, I kind of regretted letting her go. I then told Jasmine and her other friend I would return later and started to tour the building. I downed three or four Heineken’s and then watched a dude get a BBBJ in the hot tub.

I looked around for Jennifer a few times, but still couldn’t find her. I had met another Tunisian that had a really nice spinner body earlier in the evening that I would have liked to do now, but I could not fine her either! Damn! I went back to the porno theater and started chatting with Jasmine some more. I kept asking her about Jennifer and she still hadn’t seen her. Victoria eventually came in as well and we were all on the bed in the back of the porno theater chatting away.

I figured I was going to take one more lap around and look Jennifer. If I could not find her I was going to leave and join Peter at Wildenrath instead. As I was about to make my last turn and head to the locker room, I noticed Victoria flagging me down. When I approach her she grabbed my hand and then led me directly to Jennifer, who just came out of a side changing room. Jennifer sees me and we immediately start making out in the hallway.

We continue the action in the room and the session is nothing short of fantastic. This chica seemed to dig me and it really showed in her performance. She had a really positive reaction to the Vigel and claimed to have cum three times. I jokingly called her a liar after she made this claim and I think she did the whole “cross your heart” motion with her hands. I was very happy with Jennifer.

Peter called and said the action was good at Wildenarth, so I decided to give it another try. I had a selfish reason for wanting to go though. Peter had some Viagra with him and I was starting to slow down a bit. I had set a pretty aggressive pace so far in Germany and I used some chemical enhancements from him the previous night at PHG. I wanted to session two more times so I headed over to WIldenarth.

Peter was probably going to leave by the time I got there, so we were going to miss each other at Wildenrath once again. He did leave the Viagra with the office though. Nice guy that Peter. I noticed a beautiful brunette in a grey bikini who was hanging out with a Dutch dude, but then later was just at the bar alone. I went up to talk to her and before I could get a word out I got a hand wave and a “no” head nod and she ran off somewhere. I did see three other guys approach her in a short time frame after that and none of them went with her either. All the conversations lasted no longer than a minute. It made me feel a little better that perhaps she was shooting down other guys as well for some reason.

Hmmmmm. Things were getting off to a poor start already. I went back to my usual spot and then nursed a beer while I surveyed the talent some more. There were two blond chicks sitting at the bar and one of them was gorgeous. Violetta was tall and had a very tight body. I got that she was from Poland, but that was about it due to language problems. I motioned to the room and finally got a lady from Wildenrath to join me.

The only problem was that the session was only average. She would not let me finger her and didn’t allow kissing, but I did get a BBBJ out of her (thank goodness that is standard service) even though she tried to cut it short. The session was decent I guess, but kind of quiet overall. It was too funny at the end though. After I popped while doing her in doggie, she pulled out, rolled over and said “gut” which means “good or well.”

Of course, it could have meant, “Good, you are finally done” or “good session.”

I saw Eve again later in the evening and decided another session with her would be good, but I got shot down by her this time as well. Her excuse was that one of her regular customers had called her and was on his way and that she “had” to wait for him.

Just for giggles I asked her what was up with the lady in the grey bikini and why she was shooting down guys left and right. Eve said grey bikini girl was waiting for a friend to take her to the room for an hour. (The Dutch dude she was playing with earlier.) What the fuck was he waiting for?

At this point I figured I should probably just punt and be done with this place once and for all, but I decided to press on and at least get in one more session to leverage my entrance fee. I did have to lower my standards somewhat though.

I saw a black lady there and started speaking with her. She spoke good English so we could at least communicate. I asked where she was from and she said Brazil, so I did a standard Portuguese greeting and told her I spoke a little Portuguese. She had this confused look on her face after I did that. Then she copped to the fact she was half Brazilian and half South African, but was born in South Africa and had never even been to Brazil. Her mother was from Brazil and her father was from South Africa. She explained that she claimed Brazil heritage instead of South African because she likes her mother more than her father.

This chick was built like tank. She was built Ford tough, like a rock, or whatever American car company slogan you want to use. I noticed some weird scratches and tattoos on her stomach, but didn’t realize the extent of them until Peter actually posted her photos from the Wildenrath website.

This session was pretty good. Good overall and nice BBBJ. Good action. I was mostly satisfied. When I finished with the South African the place was closing down. As I was changing I met two Dutch dudes in the locker room (One of them was the lucking bastard who fucked my grey bikini girl). They were saying how they liked WIldenrath and Planet Happy Garden. I told them about Goldentime and how I liked that place a little more than Wilderanth. I mentioned it had a much larger selection as well. They wanted to know if it was close, so on the way out I gave them address to check it out.

When I told Peter that the following day he admonished me a little, saying “don’t take away customers from his favorite place because they need the business.” Of course, the flip side of that is when an FKK hires stuck up and conceited women that would rather sit there and look at the wall or turn down customers, it is understandable why the place is not doing too well.

I still can’t believe I actually went to Wildenrath twice. It was far and away the worst FKK of the trip. Peter said on the Europe chat board that he is no longer going to take people there and it is his place. I can only assume this means LAGuy didn’t like it either, but I will have to wait and hear his thoughts on it.

Reflecting on the day it is interesting to note the likes and dislikes of individuals. I had a nice time at GoldenTime, especially hanging out with the Cubans and the Brazilian. I fucked three out of the four in that group and in between sessions we all were just joking and hanging out. Peter thought that Goldentime sucked and couldn’t wait to get out of there and go to Wildenrath instead. I grudgingly left, mostly to give Wildenrath another shot, but also to pickup the Viagra for later in the trip. I thought Wildenrath sucked, as it did the previous time for me, and was sorry to leave Goldentime. Of course, Wildenrath was open until 4 in the morning and Goldentime shut down around midnight or 1am. So even though I left before Goldentime closed, I could not have stayed much longer anyway.

Excellent report as always.

I am not really biased against the place. It has just been too hit and miss for me my last 4 trips. It has only been 1 to 2 girls that have fallen into my range, and those girls have kept me coming back. The only girl there that night that I really liked was that Victoria girl, but you being the guest I left her to you. It has been the 3rd time I have left that club without a session, which is something I never do. But that is something that depends on the day. When we were both at PHG I sessioned 3 times and there were at least 8 girls I still wanted to session with, one week later when I was there with LAGUY I had trouble finding anyone other than my standard Laura.

I recently wen to a small club inside duesseldorf called Blue Note. The club is tiny and the facilities are nothing, but I had two amazing sessions, one so so and about 3 other girls I could have gone with. Sometimes there are 8 girls and 6 I want to session with and sometimes there are 40 and none. This day in GT was one of those 40 and 0 for me.

Regarding the raid situation, they have not yet been raided, which makes me think they are about due for a raid. Most lcubs get raided about once every 2 years once they are established. These raids are either looking for immigration violations or drugs.

Goldentime is quite lax about its drug policy, and I know from a lot of girls who have worked various clubs that even they are surprised by how rampant the usage of coke is by many of the patrons. This makes me worry each time I go there that there is a raid just around the corner. The only advice I gave you on that is that if you have drugs make sure you leave them in the hotel today, in case there was a raid.

I don't think I said that the girls or the club were dirty, actually it is one of the cleanest clubs I know. Instead of the towel on the bed thing they actually have full fresh sheets here, but sometimes there is a backlog.

My complaints are more about the other customers, and that some of the girls here seem a little more worn than in other clubs. But this is a club where the girls go to earn money, so many of them are shooting for 8+ rooms a day.

It is a good club and I still recommmend it to all out of towners along with PHG before my favourite Wildenrath. Just because of the sheer number of women. It seems that most americans like the public sex aspect, and the movie theatre here allows for that.

I do remember when I started hobbying I really liked the public orgy atmosphere of Atlantis in the old days. It took me about 3 months to get over that, and after a year in the hobby I discovered my inclination towards the smaller clubs with less than 25 women, but that is a personal thing.

As I have said in other reports here, now with the hindsight of yours and LAguys experience I would have to recommend Bernd's Sauna, the first ever FKK as the best place in the region for americans. The only minus is that some of the girls are older and a little more chubby. But if thats what you are looking for then that even brings Babylon in Elsdorf back into the picture, although with the new pricing in Barnd's it takes that cake too.

All in all I am glad you had a good time. You and LAGUY also caught me at a time when I was not really in the right frame of mind for mongering. I was a little perturbed and stressed at work, and I was finding hobbying more stressful than relaxing, which might also be a reason why I wasn't loving the places as much as I should have.

I really liked meeting you and hanging out, sorry if I was a bit rude running out on you each day.

I think I will write a seperate report on the Swingerclub here, worst pay sex experience of my life, but some funny stories. Glad I tried it though.

Peter,

Sorry I mis-represented your comments about the raid thing. Regarding the "dirty" comment, I knew when I wrote it I did a poor job explaining that in the report. Sorry about that.

Re: Bernd's.

I agree about the older comment, but not about the chubby comment. At least the two times I was there. I did do three ladies there that were my age and then three others that were under 23. But I would not characterize any of them as chubby. Even though I am a little chubby myself, chubby women are the biggest turnoff for me. That being said, I never had a problem choosing there and I never had a bad experience either. I guess the South African from Wildenrath could be characterized that way, but she wasn't really chubby, just "built."

It was great meeting you. And I do appreciate greatly all the time you took to show me around, answer my silly questions, etc. No problems regarding running out, we all have other things we need and I appreciate the time you did make to help me out.

I will be back. I am defintely going to do a Friday/Saturday short trip and hit Bernds on Friday during the day, hit another Frankfurt or Dusseldorf area FKK Friday night and then spend all day and night Saturday at World. Then I will spend Sunday traveling back. It may not seem worth it to some, but it would only require a few days off of work to do and I could get in a lot of sessions. I am going to start writing about the return to Bernd's shortly and the bad Sauna World experience. Then all I should have left is my last day at World.