My body count is higher than the Quake! NOT.

My trip took an unexpected turn and despite all my bantering about how you fools were crazy writing about your thai "gf" and how it gets in the way of fucking... I find myself sucked into the GF abyss.

What normally works out to a routine of a couple ST and a LT p/day with the occasional 2 day LT for those special girls (kinda rare)... has turned into a trip spent almost solely with 1 girl. Been here 11 days and this is day 6 with her. 2 of the days not with her was spent drinking singha and thinking of her. This is quite strange as I have a fair amount of cute pooying that basically begs to spent time with me paid or unpaid. This one ain't as pretty, isn't as good in bed, and doesn't even shower me with nearly as much attention as others -- go figure.

Yes, I'm making for a pitiful excuse for a monger, but I'll try to piece together a very unconventional report without getting to sappy.

Phnom Penh is on hold once again, Indo is delayed by a couple days (I'm shacked up at the bangkok westin with my pattaya gal), and I'm happy as a pig in shit. Strange days indeed.

Fascinating. You're about the last person I would have guessed to settle down. I really think it is in part a function of how long you have been going to LOS or how much time you have spent there. Eventually the daily and nightly hunt for pussy begins to lose some of it's appeal and it becomes more attractive to spend more time with one individual. Most likely however it's just temporary insanity and you will soon come to your senses. MMaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhKK !!!!

BTW It's not her is it ??

Hmmmm, I'll be writing about a similar experience in my forthcoming new report on LOS. I wonder if they're putting something into our drinks? It could be called "khunmoragra."

Murasaki: It sounds more like they are putting estrogen in your drinks, that mind-altering substance that creates an irrational craving to be mongamous. I think our governor would have the right label for what you are transforming into :-)

Must be a new book they all read about "how to fuck with you mans mind".

This will be interesting to follow!

KM-- nah I grew tired of Som after spending about 3 hours with her this trip. The day prior to seeing her, I told her I would be hanging with friends rather than her-- then when we did she each other she played the attitude game with me... wrong move. She made several attempts to recover, but once I turn off the switch it stays off.

Indeed it is quite fascinating. I'm not sure that the "pussy hunt" has lost it's appeal so much as I just enjoy Dao's company that much. It certainly wasn't anything I went looking for or wanted to find. I keep waiting for the novelty to wear off (going on day 8 now), but things show so sign of cooling down.

The clock is ticking and I need to return to SIN soon, so it will be interesting to see how things unfold over the next day or so...

I meant monogamous, not mongamous in the post above. Mongamous is a variant on mongeramous, which is, in fact, the opposite of being monogamous. But I am sure you already knew that. Now, back to the Scotch!

Wow, to think that the Scots invented the terms Mongamous and Mongeramous. Leave it to men in kilts to expand our lexicon in such beneficial ways.

Ya know MoreSake, maybe if you didn't spend so much on asian hookers you could afford to drive a Lexicon



Then you wouldn't have to worry about being Mongeramous

Glad to learn that DonMarco didn't get pussywhipped! I have so few heros in life.

well update #1; We talked and I now have a "girlfriend." I'm not sure of the difference between a girlfriend and a fuck-buddy in thailand, but I'm sure I'll find out.

the differene is that now you will be expected to support her financially and her thai bf and her family, the works

I'll bet the water buffalo dies soon....he he!

It depends on her . I assume she was in the game when you hooked up with her. If she remains in game and you don't mind her still working, she will likely ask you for little or nothing other than some type of faithfulness- not a small request by any means. If she wants to stop working, or you want her to, then that's a whole nother story as I found out. I'm sure she won't be as expensive to maintain as Da was, but she will ask for whatever she feels she needs to live by whatever standard she has become accustomed to.
Either way it's still your choice if you want to shell out the baht or not, obviously. I never sent any money to Joon - even the few times she asked me to AND dumped her 3 times -- she still came running back to me when I asked her to. As passionate as ever- maybe even more so. It's not always about the baht.

KM-- after we became bf/gf she just said that she will quit bar if I want. I changed the subject before it got to cash. The trip has been a cash flow wreck-- it's much cheaper for me to screw 3 gals a gal than keep one around 24*7.

Blazers: Unless she has the bf tucked away in the rice paddies there is not one. She has been very open with her personal life with me. She has extended me a total open invitation so far to include her in her private life; dinner with parents, sleeping with her sis and her at her apartment, holidays with her and her baby, etc, etc.

DM Tell me about it !!!! It is the one thing I am all too familiar with.

Encourage her to keep her career. If you ask her to quit it's all on you bro.

Hey DM, has the Tsunami devastated the area you are mongering in?

The storm hasn't touched pattaya or bangkok.

Well I saw my GF off at Akamai bus terminal this morning. It was sad to see her go, but all good things must come to an end.

Update:

* She and I decided to get hitched in terms of bf/gf
* total of 9 days spent together
* she decided to "wait for me" and not go with any guy/will quit working in bar...
* She estimated her living expenses in comfort to be around 10k/b mo-- I gave her 15k for 2 months.

I look at it as a good investment. If she turns out to be a fake (doubt it, but certainly possible), then I'm out 15k, which I gave her after 3 days of company (bf+tip= 7.5k anyway). Small price to pay for finding out what a person is comprised of.

If she turns out to be for real AND my desire is also for real, then I come back in two months for her and calculate at 8k/mo then my all-you-can-eat pooying base break-even point is 3 days per month.

Now I am free in bangkok for one last night (NEW YEARS EVE) to get myself back in the shit. To help overcome my lonelyness, I will start the day at my "secret massage", followup up with Lólita's, and then book a couple eden girls to meet me in my room to ring in the new year. Then off to rejoin epi and MX in Batam tomorrow.

DM
Give me her cell number and in February I'll find out if she's really faithful to you. I promise not to be TOO charming . LOL

Same sort of math I did with Joon this last visit. She also said she could live comfortably on 10K baht per month. Small investment as you said to have a warm little brown bunny, who is totally hot for you ,waiting for you to get back to town.

Brilliant minds think alike. I'll have to think about the cell # for some time

I can't wait to get back to the states and see when my return voyage will be.

Don,

Pass around her cel number, and we will see if she is the faithful type.