I'm not much of a writer, but thought I'd jot some notes down while things are still fresh in memory.
I started planning this LOS trip 3 days out from the last one in April. It was Festus's first time I LOS and I remember him saying "We are soooooo coming back here!!!"
Purchased EVA Evergreen deluxe class ticket SEA to BKK in May for about $930 (1K if you include all taxes and such.)
I decided I needed a goal for this trip, so as I like a good soapy massage I thought I'd update the info for Pattaya with price and available talent.
The last few days prior to trip were wild! Had a whole bunch of people at my place for Thanksgiving and had to work Saturday prior to leaving for Seattle Saturday evening. The Pacific NW weather was a typical cold/wet day when leaving. It really puts you in a good mindset for getting to LOS!
Getting there is half the fun?
We arrive in Bangkok at about 1130am. Love those EVA airline schedules! Soooo much nicer than getting in near midnight… Only part that sucked was the 0250 departure out of Seattle. Departure out of BKK is at around 1250 so you don't have to leave your hotel in the middle of the night. Festus and I grabbed a car service on the way out. I've done it many a time with no problems and good service, but that was not the case today…
About 15 min out of Bangkok heading for Pattaya we heard a really loud BANG! from the car and we started to lose power. For those that know the road, once on the freeway there's not many taxi's to flag down.
The car limped along till the outskirts of Pattaya and finally died on a slight uphill slope. A look under the hood showed a blown gasket in the upper part of the engine. Found this was also a propane powered car, (And as the only tools I possessed were a nail clipper and my Johnson) we could do nothing… The driver called on her cell and said another car would be there in 10-15 min. We KNEW this was BS, so decided to take matters into our own hands. We managed to flag a passing Baht bus coming back from a special run or something. After negotiations, we tossed our bags in the back and he took us to the Residence Gardens. This is where keeping a business card from a previous trip becomes invaluable as it had a map in Thai for him. Next time I'm taking the bus or a cab…
Residence gardens - Stayed there 3 times now. Place is a tightly run, well oiled machine. Only hassle I've had is getting specific rooms I've requested. I'll take that up with Ib. Price was 1350B (High season) for a nice 1br apartment. Book it from the FLB bar website http://www.freelancerbar.com for a discount. You can get it down to 1200 per night. Got the top floor (6th)
http://www.theresidencegarden.com
Sabai Room
We settled in, and after cleaning up, we decided to get the 1st MP checked off on the list. The Sabai Room does not have the nicest facilities in the Sabai group, but seems to have a good pool of talent. There appeared to be about 35-40 women were in the window at 6pm. After some discussion with Festus, I selected #117 (Jun) as she appeared to have nice tits and ass.
Photos: Jun 01 02 03 04
Note: Here's a tip for you 1st timers in the MP's. Be patient. The women move around a bit for customers to see them better and when they do you can get a better sense of what you might be getting as they tend to wear evening dresses.
Cost was 1600B 1.5 hr all-inclusive price. Make sure you bring this up with the "waiter" as if you don't you'll pay for massage only. The all-inclusive price is the way to go as the LAST thing you want is to negotiate a price for full service with your pecker in her hands! Jun had a nice body! She's 33yrs and had a kid, but still had a nice figure. Nice firm ass. Massage skills were exceptional, good CBJ, (sorry guys, javaj doesn't do bareback…) and positional skills were fantastic! (Still trying to figure how we managed some of the transitions without me pulling out… I think we got a "10" from the Russian judge for difficulty!)
Finished up doggie and she did all the clean-up work… All in all, a great 1st session. Checked on what it costs to check a chick out for the night. It's a whopping 4000B!!! Unless of course you show up near closing… NOT for the budget conscious traveler. She said if you make some prior arrangement with the girl she'll take a day off and you can negotiate from there. Tipped her 200B for the service and headed out for a couple drinks.
Not feeling well at this point (Looks like I caught a cold) So I'll take it easy for the first couple days so as not to spoil the vacation.
Sabai Dee
Sabai Dee was next on my list. This place has probably the best facilities of the bunch and has a more upscale feel, though the price for all-inclusive was the same at 1600B. About 25 women in the window at 5pm.
I selected Juanita #171 (I think) And found her forte is in the soapy massage arena. Some girls are better at this than others and this one was talented. Could have handled several hours of that! Body was not as firm as the gal from Sabai room, but she had a great vibe and I was getting into it. Once off the rubber raft and on to the bed, She didn't like the taste of my condoms so she slipped on a flavored one and provided a spirited albeit professional CBJ. Sex was good and she was in no hurry.
Photo: Juanita 05
Sabailand
Sabailand used to be "the" place to be in the early 90's. Seems to have lost a lot due to growth around the place and it could probably use some remodeling. Still, it has some good memories for me.
Once I went in with my whole aircrew which were all 1st timers from the east coast. I was the only one there that had been to Thailand and so the guys said they would follow my lead. So of course, I HAD to make a bold statement and promptly pointed to two women and exclaimed "I'll take two, they're small!"
Price these days is 1600 Baht same as the others for all-inclusive service.
This trip I selected Pen. A bit on the skinny side for my taste, but she mixed up the general routine a bit which was nice. While the tub was filling I got a nice regular massage.
VIP Massage
Hmmmm… I've always been told that if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all. Since that doesn't seem to apply to trip reports, I have to say this place is a total rip-off in progress. They have half the hawkers in Pattaya on the street trying to get you in so they can get a kick-back.
I had another problem to contend with was I'd taken one of the women from the little carousel bars in the square. Remembering an old post of someone heading for the toilet and cutting over to the door, I tried that. Shit! The way is blocked! Oh well, screw it! I'm here to get laid! I start to march to the door when I get a stroke of luck, as a roving band of rowdy types grab everyone's attention, I slip in undetected!
The "fishbowl" is really small! Only about 12 women here and its 6pm! Most were fat and older women. I thought about leaving, but I had told myself I'd hit all the main MP's here. Time to "take one for the team"… I looked again and a new girl came in. This one was "doable".
Photos: VIP Massage 06 07
There is a "Menu" where they are trying to push the sandwich action really hard for a couple thousand baht. I took the massage only option for 700 knowing I'd have to bargain with the gal for full service.
Rooms are really small but the round bed was a nice touch. Both bath and massage were mechanical at best and I knew the punch line was coming in the form of bargaining for sex. She asks if I want "extra" and I say "how much" She says "up to you" and I say "200 baht tip." Of course she refuses and counters with 2000 baht. After awhile, we get to 1100 Baht and I'm about ready to walk. I tell my self this is the last MP to hit so I agree. Sex was "so so" with no real vibe there.
In summary, I'd have to say save your baht guys. This place is not worth it!
Other MP's
Susies - Gone… Looks like its being turned into a go-go bar… walked up the stairs and it was demolished.
Happy massage - Looks like its gone. Found the "New Happy" but it was "physical" massage.
Hawaiian Massage - Could not find it. It had been a few years, so it's probably gone now as well…
As for the rest of the trip…
Decided to try a few of the go-gos in town. Found the Classroom has some good talent though the best looking ones were the "hostesses". I zeroed in on one named Jum as she had a really nice ass. Didn't get anywhere that night with her but did give her my number.
Grabbed a gal from the carousel bar instead and headed back to the Residence Gardens.
Next day, I kick my girl to the curb after breakfast as is my usual routine. I like to get in a morning session and enjoy the quiet of the rest of the morning. I get a call from Jum saying she'd like to see me today. I say fine, I'll stop by her bar that night…
30 min later, I get a knock on the door. Figuring it's the maid, I open it and its Jum come to make a house call! The bedroom is TOTALLY trashed from the previous night's fun (bottle of lube out and condom wrappers all over the place) but like a good trooper she says nothing… As I suspected, she did have a great ass, but absolutely no tits to speak of. However, I could care less as I love "double dipping" in the morning! I send her on her way in a couple of hours with 1200B for a job well done. I will definitely have to setup a few morning "house calls" my next trip!
There are so many bars in Pattya that it is sometimes overwhelming. I did try a new area that I found fun. I liked the beer bar area on the water side across from Tony's Disco. I saw some really good talent there. I think it needs further investigation…
Back to Bangkok
Tried a new place to stay I found on some travel boards. Cost is around 1700B per night. Not cheap, but it was a good experience.
Swiss Grottino Residence.
http://www.grottino.com make your reservations with Daniel Winkler at swissgrottino@yahoo.com for faster service. Dan is a good dude and tries to make sure you have a good stay. Pool table and darts in the bar, decent food specials make it cozy.
You would never know there's a hotel there from the outside. You check-in at the bar in the restaurant. Once you have a key card, there is a door outside to the right of the restaurant you can use to come and go as you please. The girls really liked the place and I liked the recessed lighting under the bed. Made for a nice effect… Laundry service was done on the premises as I went to the roof and found my clothes hanging on a line… Got it back same day… (Turn-in by 9am)
I liked the slick European styling of the big rooms, and it's loaded with amenities complete with Broadband Internet! I just plugged in and I was online! (I have XP. The manager Daniel Winkler will set you up if you have a different OS)
I'd recommend a stay there if you don't care if you have a pool or big fancy lobby. I kept hoping the maids would "turn down" more than the beds. The window has a sliding panel that blocks all light and most of the sound for you late sleepers. It is a short walk to Skytrain station or Soi Cowboy or Subway. Here's a tip… when walking to Soi Cowboy instead of trying to cross Soi 20? And getting killed, take the escalator down to subway. Walk under the street, and take escalator back up! You come out maybe 20 yards from entrance to Soi Cowboy!
NEP - Spent a night prowling the area. Picked up a gal from Angel Witch. Secret to this place is to jump when you see something you want. If you like to shop around it will not be available when you get back…
Soi Cowboy
- I've seen some bad posts on this place though I can't see why… I had a blast there! I found most of the bars had good consistent talent. A couple of gals said they only do short time, but I later found these are just some hustlers. Bar was 500 -600 in most places and 2000B for log time. Get there around 7pm and find a seat in one of the street bars and watch the girls come to work. It's a good way to see what bar you'll be heading into….
Photo: Soi Cowboy 08
Other stuff to do…
I spent another day at a Thai cooking class on this trip. http://www.baipai.com They will pick you up at your hotel around 9am and drop you off around 2-3pm. You learn 4-5 dishes each day, and you eat what you cook… You learn to make everything from scratch, so be prepared to add to your spice rack when you get home… A nice way to spend the morning! Cost was 1200B (Have cash ready, I didn't see if they took credit cards)
Heading Home
Again, I like EVA's schedule as I could sleep in a bit, get a last session in and still make it to my flight at 1250. Nice, unhurried way to end the vacation…
Seattle - If you have to do customs here, use only carry-on luggage! They are really slow to get your check-in to the carousels, and customs is a royal pain! Bunch of smart-ass power mad bozo's there! Then they re-check-in your stuff so you have to get on a tram and go to the domestic terminal to get your stuff…(and wait for it again) What a pain!
All in all, it was a great trip and I'm ready for some more fun soon…
IMHO the formula for a hot chick is take a pretty asian chick, add a big pair of non-surgically altered breasts and you have yourself a recipe for fun! Don't get me wrong, I like the flat chested ones too, but I like something to keep my hands occupied while I'm drifting off to sleep!