When I hit the last day of a trip I am always put lots of pressure on myself to choose company well so that I end the trip on a high note. It is an inevitability that I end up repeating with someone I know is going to show me a good time. I started the day lone ranger style and hit some of the Perimeter bars and of course I found myself sitting in the Touch of Class with a group of girls giving me the rock star treatment. I had Joy sitting on my lap and she was giving my cock a good slow tease. Joy has a pretty damn good track record and taking her long time was definitely a way to ensure a great last night. Or so I thought.

Back at the Central Park Hotel, we knock a quick and uninspiring session and suddenly Joy says that she wants to go because she “has to go to Manila in the Morning.” Ahhhhhh What the fuck? Joy is trying to run on me my last night. This ain’t exactly the high night I was looking for. However, I did remain calm and told her, “You knew I wanted long time and you should have told me this before. You can go but first we go back and talk to Mommy Jenny.” Mommy Jenny is Hitler reincarnated into a 300lbs 5’3” Filipina woman with a gold tooth. I am sure Joy didn’t relish the thought of the ass whooping MJ would drop on her for running on a LD buying and Barfine paying happy customer like myslef. Joy sat on the bed and I could see the three neurons in her head slowly calculate her optimal action. “Ok I stay with you tonight.” Great my little threat worked, but I was just steaming inside; If I spent time with Joy I would be painfully aware of the fact she was pouting and miserable on the inside (a real fantasy killer.) Another option would be to leave her in the room, go out and get drunk and do shortimes, and then come back and give her a miserable drunk fuck. Finally, instead of being spiteful and trying to ensure Joy didn’t get her way, I just told her that I was really pissed with what she did and that I just didn’t want to be with her now. So I sent her packing without a tip. I know that is peeing in the well we all drink from but damn it, I want to enjoy my last night.

Quickly I was on the prowl and I found myself inside the Jungle to see if the two hotties I saw the first night were working. The Jungle had a decent line up but the club lacked energy. Quickly I spotted one of the two girls on stage and I took a seat right in front of her. She quickly recognized me and called over her friend. We quickly started to get each others names (They were Donna and Flor.) Suddenly some pudgy troll in a bikini crowbars herself between me and the two hotties and starts grabbing at and asking questions about my jewelry. Ooooooooooh I am so angry I could grab the troll off the stage into a fireman carry and slam her on the bar floor. Instead I calmly ask Donna and Flor to join me at a table for a drink. These two girls are really hot and I am hoping I get enough good signs to barfine them. So I start the feeling out process and of course the tall one Flor is a cherry girl and 19 and Donna is 18 and lost her cherry in April. However they were playful enough that I bought another round.

Photo: Jungle Butts 67
Photos: Jungle Hotties 68 69

As I ordered the round I get a phone call and it’s Bafana. He wants to know where I am as he needs to talk right away. I am thinking shit this guy is probably about to tell me he going back to province with Rachel to meet his future in laws. In a couple of minutes Bafana enters the Jungle and he has Rachel and three girls in tow. I am informed that he bar fined them all from Voodoo and we are gonna have a monster Bar Hop. Hell Ya Bafana is Back. I coined his Entourage Team Bafana and it was clear I had some catching up to do.

Photo: Team Bafana 70

Of course, body shots start to flow and quickly one member of Team Bafana was all over me and making it clear that she was in love. I am sorry troll girl can’t you see I am working over these two hotties. The troll kept asking me if I was going to Bar Fine the Jungle duo. That’s a good question. While I found them attractive I hadn’t been convinced they were gonna provide the Boom Voyage I wanted. The Jungle duo was speechless when I asked for the bill with no Barfine.

Photo: Jungle Hotties and Troll 72
Photo: Voodoo Troll 73

Our next Stop was Blue Fox, and quickly I was with Lani. Troll bitch was none too happy and was constantly trying to make out with me and then pouting as I pushed her off. Lanie was curious as to what was up with my new GF. Well we all started getting more high and to get some alone time away from the troll I pulled Lanie into the toilet for some rather passionate making out. Damn at that moment I realized I was starting to like her a lot and that she was threatening to enter heavy rotation. However, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to repeat on my last night either. So I was being an indecisive bitch and actually left without paying barfine. While disappointed Lanie and Miyoh were very good about it.

Our next stop is Cambodia, which is a place a like a lot. Good music, energy, layout and some hot girls. The bad news in this place is the army of really unattractive waitresses and other non dancer girls who are all over the moment you take a seat bar. It seems the only way to stop the onslaught of trolls is too buy a girl -- any girl a drink. Actually you should call over some dancer or another girl who isn’t part of your personal troll onslaught, otherwise if you select from the herd, the other slags in the herd linger on. Bafana was in rare form with open (wallet) ways and we soon had a considerable entourage of some rather cute girls. Even with the bevy of fresh talent at hand my mind kept thinking of how much I enjoyed partying with Lani and Miyoh. Soon I take leave of Bafana agreeing to meet up in twenty minutes. Of course my personal troll latched on to me wanting to know where I was going, and I literally had to pry my way out of the death grip the 45 kilo troll had on me.

You would have thought I was Ed McMahon with a fat Publisher’s Clearing House check from the welcome I got back at the Blue Fox. Lani and Miyoh were so cute hopping up and down (watch out for black eyes girls) and were dressed lickity-split. Team Monger X had its first two draft picks.

Next stop was Misty’s were public nudity and body shots continued. The party was starting to take on a considerable volume. Here I picked Paula as my third draft choice for Team Monger X. Paula is a long lean hottie with a tongue stud that she certainly new how to use well in DFK. IMO she was hotter than she looked in the pics, then again I was drunk.

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Photo: Paula and Lani 76

I must apologize to the nice Dutch gentleman from for having Team Monger X members repeatedly bump their T and A into him. His annoyance soon disappeared as he was enlisted into photography duty when the girls tops starting coming off. I don’t speak dutch but I could have sworn I got a “good googly moogly” when he started to fixate on Lani’s tits.

Always one to keep up with the Jones, Team Bafana soon drafted a fifth member. She was quite the little hockey puck.

Photo: Misty's Hockey Puck 77

We made one final stop to Club Lancelot. I really dig this place for ending the bar hop. The really deep and comfy sofa benches, good music and a particular little cherry girl named Sunshine who always make for a good time. While no barfine was paid, enough Lady Drinks were purchased to include sunshine as the fourth and final member of Team Monger X. Soon the cumulative effect of the heavy drinking leads to a winding down of the party. OK decision time, who should I bring back to the room for the boom voyage? Without a doubt Lani was coming back. I wussed out, after three straight nights of threesomes I was really in the mood for just one girl. So I actually sent Paula and Miyoh home with the early pass. I was the right decision then but I have been kicking myself wondering how much fun Paula would be with that body and tongue stud. To top it off on my next trip she wasn’t working so I didn’t get to satisfy my curiosity.

Photo: Team Monger X 78

So back the room we did it like the animals on the Discovery channel. Well that’s if the male mammal gave the female mammal a facial in the shower. Otherwise it was a pleasant cuddly night. Bafana had some ground to catch up on and five bar fines. Evidently he ran two shifts of threesomes. The next morning we had to get back to Manila. I was quite surprised that Lani wanted to come along for the ride. It was early enough that she wouldn’t get another bar fine out of the deal. Never the less I rewarded her fairly handsomely for the gesture. Do you think she anticipated that?! It’s funny that the Lani departure times have progressed from 5AM (phantom Health Check runner) to 9AM to a Manila departure to basically having to kick her out of the room when I went on my most recent trip with Merlin. Basically, this trip has sold me on AC as a place I will visit repeatedly until the scene changes.

Paula is smoking hot...ah look at the overbite and ears...I'm in love. The cherry girl is one of the best looking girls I have seen on this site and your Jungle girls are smokin' hot. You and Merlin have me convinced that AC is back on the upswing.

MX, you did the right thing with Joy, too many ready and willing partners to spend time with someone who wants to bail. Although I always thought Joy was truly hot, something about her rubbed me the wrong way each time I talk with her. Loved your description of Mama Jenny, you certainly don't want to cross this gal. I would have loved seeing Mama Jenny lay into Joy or anyone for that matter. I recall being a bit concerned about being trampled when mama Jenny got all excited during that cake fight at the B-day party.

Awesome pics BTW.

Many of the Jungle Go-Go girls are now at the newly opened Viper Room, which I think is owned by the same people. The girls seemed just as affectionate as ever and perhaps a bit happier there with its great layout.

Actually one of the mamasans is Joy's real mother....I dont remember her weighing 300lbs though.

Was it Joy's Mom's idea to turn her into a 3-holer? Joy told me that she went home every night at 9 PM to be with her kid and hubby, which is the reason I short-timed her the first time I met her (love at first sight) and haven't managed to go back for her since. It sucks that she ran on you, Mx, but you did the only thing you CAN DO when that happens: Jump back into the fray and find a BETTER barfine. It's pretty damned easy to find a willing replacement, and your 1000p ain't much more than a short time in Batam anyway, di ba?

Great report, great pics, thanks for following through. These things mean a lot to a loser like ME that's stuck here moping for another 10 weeks until it's MY turn to terrorize some bargirls again!

Yeah the running bothered me for about five minutes, but then again it turned out for the best as I went on to have the funnest night of the trip.


Hey Porker, Belinda and Joy's are supposedly real cousins and it turns out that Joy evidently has a bit of a thing for you. I was getting all kinds of questions about when you were coming back and why didn't you ever come see Joy again. Bet she won't run on you!

Then again you will probably get stuck on a double date with Belinda and I. I know how much that would please you to hear that whiney voice beggin you to go to Karaoke so you can sing "Creep."

man, I really need to get myself to AC! threesomes with fun loving hotties in a merry club setting....this is too good! great pictures.....my fav are the jungle team (hope the girl on the left isn't the cherry girl) and the girl in the blue in the last picture. what hotties!

Socrates, gauging your style from our brief meeting I think you will really like AC alot. Confirmed over last Thanksgiving Jungle girl on the left is no longer a Cherry, but the girl in Blue still is. However, she is still pretty damn naughty in the club.

The girl in the Blue is absolutely stunning....I'm done with busting cherries but I would definately pursue that one if so inclined. She looks straight up Thai. Again, yummy pics. I look forward to your PI pics all the time....but the Thai pics...well...let's just leave it at that..lol

Soc, let me add to MX's statement about AC, I know to a CERTAINTY that you'd like AC. I'll explain more when we debrief each other over a beer soon:-)

merl, thanks for the 411 earlier tonight. I now have my sights set on AC (as well as indo and pattaya) and will be there around early march. this is going to be fun!

Joy was my girl untill BLAZERS stole her from me. LOL