Pattaya Day 2-5 Notes

These few days I usually found myself getting out of bed after 3-4 hours sleep and was plagued with a minor, but nagging migraine as a result. My days were filled with sex, food, and hanging with my fellow hombre, the one and only-- Epi.

Breakfast
I am not a morning person (especially in LoS), so I never went for breakfast on prior visits. My first experiment here was breakfast Flipper House. I ordered an omelet, although what I received was a scrambled egg with some raw tomato and a small slice of a ham-like substance on the side, Yuk. The next morning I met Epi at Dynasty for breakfast, which was very good. Eggs were cooked properly and flavorful, there were a variety of menu options, and the price was reasonable, although a bit on the high side. Our meeting here for breakfast became the morning ritual.

Foot massage soi 6/5
This was an Epi stop. The first chick doing my foot massage took a liking to me. Unfortunately she turned a bit bitter when I showed no interest and due to me bringing in various ‘friends” to get a massage with me. She usually positioned herself to do my friends massage and spent a good amount of the massage time talking about me and my butterfly ways. I came here with Epi as more of a social thing as I found the massage quality and atmosphere far from ideal. The only advantage is to the place is that it is near Soi 6.

Epi
Speaking of Epi, I was looking forward to meeting him after reading about his various exploits over the years. He didn’t disappoint, and I enjoyed playing “wingman” for most of this trip. As it turned out, he and I have a very similar routine, with a few minor exceptions (e.g., his choice of massage joints vs. mine and a few smaller beer bars/gogos that he frequented that were somewhat new to me). We all have our quirks, and I sensed one of Epi’s was that he didn’t really take well to girls pestering him about where I was when he walked in a bar without me. Don’t feel bad Epi, it’s not you—it’s me ;)

Ohh if you’re looking for a good restaurant—look no further than soliciting his recommendations. I’ve had the best food yet in Pattaya following him around.

Motorbike Rental
I rented a lil scooter, which makes getting around MUCH easier and economical. I love the flexibility that it introduces and rates are cheap—900-1000b/week + gas. Riding is as simple as one could hope for and parking is never an issue. Just heed local traffic laws (wear a helmet and pay attention to one way street signs). In Pattaya, the boys in brown are out in force and are all too happy to have you done to their coffers.

Girls: Soi 8
Since I got to Pattaya around 3:30AM, I couldn’t be too selective since I was too tired to walk far. I pulled her outa some beer bar at 4AM after 5 minutes in Soi 8. ST and decent service.

Photos: Soi 8 01 02 03

Girls: Som
I spent two nights with Som last trip and was looking forward to seeing her this trip as she was fun to hang out with in October and had a sexually appetite that was immense. However, my first full day in town I blew her off in order to go barhopping with Epi… much to her displeasure. After exchanging several SMS’es we met and decided to meet Epi and his GF for dinner. She was still peeved and copped me an attitude before dinner and then she clammed up during dinner. Needless to say, I responded by paying about as much attention to her during dinner as I did the crumbs on the floor.

Being a smart girl she figured out that her ploy wasn’t working and she decided to sweeten up a bit that night in bed. Nothing remarkable, but we had a solid session, however the chemistry was just not what it was the previous month. In short, I grew bored with her and didn’t want to be bothered with her sucking up any more of my Pattaya playtime.

Photos: Som 04 05 06 07 08 10

Enjoy your reports and how you deal with Thai Pooying but let's just say that you usually do much better than this....a hundred times better. I know you have good taste so I'll just leave it at that as I myself have done much worse before.

DM, those erect nipples on SOM just scream out for attention! Absolutely love 'em. One thing I dearly miss is the routine of daily foot massages and/or facials, and the hitting up on the excellent restaurants in Pattaya. Did you ever try some of the awful Thai restaurants in AC/Manila? It's unbelieveable to me that AC has no good Thai food, but plently of great soul food, American food, Filipino food.

Blazers: I assume your talking about the first two gals and not the report itself... both are cute--my pics aren't the most flaterring as they were shot in very dim light and then dumbed down quite a bit. The first one was admitedly a quick ST pull in a couple minutes at 4AM to serve as a cum bucket.

Merl: I did manage to find a decent massage in AC, I'll check with the GF to see if she recalls the name. As for food, I don't partake in anything thai while at other locales (massage or food) as it dissappoints 95% of the time.

Blazers
I have met Som up close and personal and will definitely vouch for DM- she is far hotter than those pics portray ! Very cute and at least on the first encounter was dripping with sexual energy- directed at DM unfortunately for me.

DM - Why did you make the white out portion of the pic with Som at least twice as large as you had to ??

Merlin -- I know you have a new found fascination with AC , but I draw the line at the statement that there is plenty of great food of any type, unless there are new chefs or a ton of new restaurants since last April.

KM-- lemme know if you want Som's cell #. Her new bar is still in the beer bar cluster between Soi 2 and 3, but it is a little tucked away. I'm sure she would be thrilled to see you again-- she mentioned you a couple times...

BTW, thank god I was only semi hard or there would of been a lot more white out

Objects in the photos appear larger than they really are.

Sure --e mail me Som's cell sometime. I plan on a week in Pattaya in February. We'll see if she was just totally into you or if she blows everyone away in the bedroom.

Sing me up as a Som fan. To me she was a hot fun girl and I was quite envious of DM. I don't think the pictures here accurately capture her 'essence,' but that erect nipple shot is pretty damn hot. It's too bad she let's that little green monster called jealousy get the best of her.

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I can imagine it now! Lemme know if you want her cell # or directions to her beer bar as well.

Hey thanks for the hand me down offer. Unfortunately, I think there is a bit of the human factor in these things and I suspect that Som's enthusiasm was specific to you and wouldn't carry over, especially to a friend of yours. Just look at Epi's experience with your EO Bar love interest!

Related to KM remark about the "white out." DM must have one fine example of New England White Snake that is it too beaucoup. I swear every girl in Pattaya and Batam that grinded DM's White Snake into an excited state was so impressed that they were compelled to grab my hand and try place it on the snake. Never had a girl try to initiate that before and I swear it happened at least four or five times with DM. Of course, since DM ain't a smoking hot lady boy I resisted these efforts.

Truth be told, my old white snake is roughly a standard size model (ok, perhaps slightly larger). I think they are impressed more with girth than length. Your right tho, they seem to get all spun up over it...

MX I'll let you know just how specific her attitude is as I plan on calling her in February. She's a hoot just to go drinking with if nothing else. Since I speak Thai maybe I can get her revved up a bit.

When did this get to be a DM schlong appreciation site ?? DM --back in the day 99% of the Thai pooying would run away at the site of anything slightly above average. I guess they're breeding a bigger pussy type nowadays-- Darwinian evolution I suppose with all the farang in LOS.

I just cannot believe there's a bar called EO ! Do any if you know what that means in Thai ?

Vulgar slang form of -- piss.