Well after coming back to Bangkok from my hectic Cambodia trip I had a week to just womanize. I arrived around 6pm, went straight to the Dynasty and decided to check out Soi Cowboy. I actually just wanted to check out the clubs but wouldn't you know it the first one I went to (Dollhouse) had a stunning girl dancing. It was only 10pm and I was wondering if I should buy her a drink when a Japanese bought her one. Dammit you've got to be quick with the hotties!!! I then just did a tour of all the other go-go's and all were empty except for the Long Gun which was so packed it was standing room only. It was the only time a waitress didn't ask me to buy a drink which was nice but standing around like a dumbass wasn't. I ended up at Suzi Wong's and got a drink for a skinny girl that really knew how to dance. As a side note within the last year I've gotten some kind of skinny fetish, maybe I've been going to Asia for too long. But anyways, it took around 10 minutes to convince her for 1,500 short time plus the 500 barfine. She was real fun and I was able to turn the short time into a long time (which I always try to do with go-go girls with about a 70% success rate). She was damn passionate and is highly recommended

Photos: Suzie Wong 16 17 18 19

The next morning my lack of sleep the previous few trips finally hit me and I felt sick like a dog with a cold. My girl wanted to hang out with me but I had an 11am appointment with the Dynasty Bus to Pattaya!!! 2.5 hours later I was in my favorite town and met up with the friend that I met in Angeles. Turns out he hooked up with a girl he met on the taxi bus and she had moved into his hotel room. If that wasn't strange enough I never heard her say a word and in his 3 nights in Pattaya he never once went into a go-go (I have no idea what he was doing)!!! So that night I loaded myself up on cold medicine, he left his girl at his hotel, and we hit the go-go's. The first stop, for me anyways, is always the Peppermint I love that place!!! It was packed as always (I think it was 8pm) with tons of girls. We ended up sitting right on stage where some girls were dancing topless. One in particular was even dancing naked and she was so hot and danced so dirty I bought her a drink right away (flashback to the Japanese stealing my Dollhouse girl; wasn't going to happen again). Turns out she was only in Pattaya for 4 days before going back up to Bangkok for school so I barfined her short-time for B1,500 (yeah I know Pattaya short is 1,000 but she was the best in the place so I knew she wouldn't budge). I payed the barfine but wanted to show my friend around so promised to come back by 11pm (it was 9pm by that time). The selections in the other go-go's were average except for Happy Ago-go which was awesome. By 11pm I left my friend at Happy and went to Peppermint to find my girl drunk off her ass on whisky. Oh well she might've been drunk but she was all over me which was nice. It was also damn easy to convince her to stay over all night

Photos: Peppermint 20 21 22 23 24 25

The next day I felt even worse and went to some pharmacy to get heavy duty medicine. I relaxed during the day, showed my buddy the massage places and some bars on Soi 6 (I've always been a go-go guy so have never spent too much time here), then hit more go-go's. If you go early pay attention to the go-go's that have happy hour since I went into Superbaby's early yet got hit with normal prices for my drink. As the night wore on we ended up at Happy Ago-go again and I chose a girl a saw the previous night. She had an awesome body but after I barfined her I found out she was going to a friends birthday party after we were done so I couldn't turn my short into a long-time. No matter I was hyped on medicine and viagra and I destroyed her. I wish she let me take nude shots her body was damn good

Photos: Happy 26 27 28 29

My buddy went back to Angeles the next day and I realized it was my last day in Pattaya before heading back in Bangkok (time flies when your having fun). Uh oh I haven't done enough girls I better step it up (no matter how many girls I have I always have a panicky day when I just have to increase my numbers). So I popped tons of medicine and some penegra and went to get a massage but I guess I arrived early as there was hardly any selection (I was there 3pm). I saw one girl who actually looked middle eastern, and even though I wasn't too attracted to her I figured how many chances do I have to do a middle easterner? The massage was average as was the sex but she whined about my tip so I don't recommend her

Photos: Massage 30 31 32 33

Afterwards I wandered to Soi 6 and an extremely thin girl invited me into her bar. I was wondering if I should go upstairs as I just had sex less then a half hour before. But she was skinny (remember my skinny fetish?), it was cheap (only 600 baht), and she looked like a "dragon" lady as Epi calls them so why not? She's not much of a looker but I had a better time with her then the massage girl

Photos: Dragonlady 34 35 36

I went to a few other bars but was too tired to do anything. Epi just came into town so I went back to the Dynasty to meet up with him. He gave me the grand tour starting at Soi 6, then Soi 7/8, and finally some go-go's. He's a great host, too bad the medicine zonked me out hope I wasn't too dull Epi!!! We ended up at Living Dolls Showcase where he seemed to know a few dancers and waitresses. As it was my last night I figured I should splurge and get one of the "showcase" dancers. Ended up getting one called Joi, mainly due to her dancing skills and nice rack. She thought I didn't have too much experience with women (probably since I was so out of it) so I ended up destroying her (she didn't think I was so "innocent" after that . I didn't try for a long time since I wanted to check out Marina Disco but by the time I got there they were closing so I just went to bed.

Photos: Joi 37 38 39 40

I asked my taxi to pick me up at 5pm so I could get just one more cheap massage before I left. This time I chose a cute girl who turned out to have a great personality. For some reason she showed me pictures of herself and sister (these were like touristy pictures). Her massage was awesome and seemed very much into the sex (or was a great actress). She asked to go out with me but I had a cab to catch. The wierd thing was when she walked me out to the entrance her sister came up to us (I recognized her from the photos but she was wearing normal street clothes, not sure if the sister worked there).

Photos: Mass 41 42 43 44 45 46 47

Off to Bangkok and traffic was horrible. I think it took over 3 hours to get up there up but I was able to take a nice nap. I went back to the Dollhouse to find that hotty I missed but she wasn't there so I just took another one short time (near the end of my trips I only get short time to get more then 1 girl in a night). This girl was very skinny and all business, she wanted to leave as soon as I was done

Photos: Dollhouse 48 49 50

I then went to Rainbow 1 and was hanging out when this average looking girl starting to get clingy to me. She told I didn't have to pay the barfine, to just give me my room number and she'd come up. Out of nowhere my stomach felt horrible so I got up, ran to the bathroom and threw up in the toilet (and no she wasn't that bad looking). When I came back she was waiting and asked why I left, why didn't I give her my room number etc. 10 minutes later I had to run to the bathroom and threw up the rest of my dinner. When I opened the door the same girl was waiting for me outside the toilet, fully dressed, asking for my room number. I heard of aggressive but this was ridiculous. I said maybe later and went back to my room where I had one of the worst nights of my life, throwing up every 2 hours and having extreme diarrhea. Looking back I think I might've gotten food poisoning from my dinner, or maybe a bad reaction with mixing all the medicine with viagra/panegra. The next morning I was so weak, walking to the Nana Cafe exhausted me. It was the last night before the King's birthday (when all the go-go's are closed) but I just couldn't get a girl. Instead I spent the night at Rainbow 2 and ended up talking to a career criminal who moved to Thailand to run boiler rooms (interesting folks you meet at go-go's). The next day was the King's birthday and I watched the fireworks at the Grand Palace. Afterwards I hung out at Angel's Disco at Nana and checked out the talent in the parking lot but the talent was sparse. To be honest I wasn't feeling up to getting any chicks that night anyways. So yes it was disappointing that I had no girls my last 2 nights but it was due to circumstances beyond my control. Hope you enjoyed the report I'll write another when I go to Rio in 2 months!!!

you might want to reread the instructions on how to post pics....its not easy, took me a bit to learn but none of your pics are showing up.

Bbig, It's in the help/support section. Don't feel bad, I forget how to do it all the time.

Enjoying your report and photos

Sorry guys I got lazy about the image resizer and just emailed the photos to Hombre. They should be up soon!!!

This chapter was accidently deleted but the report portion has been fully restored. The only "bug" will be that the posts before this one will appear correctly in the Discus search engine. This post and posts following this one should be normal.

We lost four followup comment posts, but one was just an Admin post pointing out that photos have been added.

Bbig...thanks for the nice report...Which massage parlors did you hit in Pattaya?

Hey Bbig12

I could tell you were pretty high on cold meds. Don't worry about it. I found it kind of entertaining that I'd boffed your Soi 6 girl about a year ago. She's looking good...

Joi has been BUSY since you left. She's only in the show about once a week or so, being barfined the rest of the week. She's cute alright. I think I'm headed back there tomorrow night for a try at one of the regular dancers. There's also Nui and Kim that are UBERHOT!! Too many girls, too little time (and cash).

Looking forward to seeing your pics soon.

E

Your Mass pics have kind of gone unnoticed but I rarely see girls that hot as massage places in Thailand and especially that young and thin. She looks stunning and deserves 8's at a minimum.

Bbig, did what I could to try to bring justice to the photo ratings here. I also noticed that Mass girl right away. She's definitely hot.

(Message edited by merlin on January 10, 2005)

Totally agree with opinions regarding Mass. She got 8s and 9s from me. What soapie did she work at ?? Couldn't be sure if you were in BKK or Pattaya for massage.

Epi: It being high season I'm not surprised Joi is taken out every night. She was definitely good looking (despite the low ratings) but average in bed. Of course, you could always find out yourself...

Blazers/Merlin/Khun mor: Thanks for the compliment about the Mass pics. She works in the Sabai Room in Pattaya and was even better looking in real life. Honestly, she was the best girl I had this trip. Cute, great personality and really knew what to do in bed. If I didn't have a cab waiting for me I would've taken her out of there for a "date". Man I wish I was there now...

Great report, just wanted to know where Living Doll Showcase is located and is it worth going to . You seem to have the same taste in girls as i do, which is skinny and great skin. Any suggestions for me to go to for next month, going to both Bangkok and Pattaya..Thanks, and again, great report

Great report. Enjoy. sounds like Pattaya is the place to go. Where did you stay there?
Are the girls younger there, more numerous, cheaper, all of the above?
What % of thai girls have tatoos, I'm not much into body ink personally. just a matter of taste.
Lou

Bbig,
when ever you travel heres an herbal remedy to take with you always..it will keep your stomach in grea tshape..I am an herbalist and anyone ever needing any help jus ask~~S~~..*curling pills*
also for you guys when we are taking a long trip get *jade screen* this is an immunity booster..take before leaving and during the trip
we need all our time for mongering