"THE RUMORS OF MY DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGERATED" Sam Clements said, but it could apply equally to my last Thailand trip. I had enquired with the mongers here about Phukett, Phi Phi and Krabi fully intending to visit those places with the G/F. However, plans change and in this case blessedly so.

My G/F met me at the airport as arranged and we went to the Amari Watergate where I had booked for 2 nights. The plan was 2 nights of R & R in Bangkok then onto Phukett with another couple.

The Amari is a wonderful hotel I highly recommend it, it is not cheap at about $100 a night, but I reasoned that, as I had saved money buying an economy airfare, I could afford 2 nights to "decramp" from the sardine can packaging of economy seating. By chance I did manage to get a milage upgrade to business class 24 hours before the flight and slept soundly most of the way. So I rested and was up to the task of satisfying a very frisky, needy, young G/F. Thank you NW Airlines.

Didn't do much in Bangkok but did manage to check out the Coliseum which I liked and a few good restaurants and a not so good one.

The not so good was at The Montien a 5 star hotel, after dinner I got a mild case of food poisening. I think it was the oysters. This combined with my G/F's fear that "it wasn't safe in South Thailand" killed the immediate plans
for Phukett and so we went to Pattaya instead.

Things have a way of working out for me and I figured that as Epi, Don Marco and some other mongers were going to be in Pattaya I wouldn't miss Phukett too much.

For the first few days I didn't do much other than enjoy the G/F playing nurse. Finally, as I recovered I put a call into Epi who it turns out was standing about 50 yards up the street from me on Soi 6, a case of great minds think alike. He joined me for a drink at the Red Spot and with the smoothness of a Magicians sleight of hand appeared with the best looking B/G in the place. I on the other hand got stuck with a fat (who said there were no fat pooyings) bar hardened dragon from hell which I dismissed only to be approached by the skinny version of the same. Anyway, as I was pretty screwed out for the day I just enjoyed watching Epi go to work on this young whisp of innocence while having my erogenous zones massaged.

Later, I walked down the street and was stopped by an attractive massage lady. She had a nice way about her an so I agreed to an oil massage. I think her name was "get". She gave a great massage and was heavily promoting extras.

Photo: Get

Another day I met up with Epi again and Don Marco who had arrived in Pattaya. On a strole down Soi 6, one of the girls grabbed something inside my pants. I think it was my mobile phone but the hardness sure impressed her and pretty soon the three of us were at the bar with three B/Gs. I think the bar was the DMZ. We were screwing around with B/Gs and some how I ended up with two of them. By now I was recovered and the G/F was out of town and I felt pretty Kang rang so with some encouragement from Epi I took the two for a dupla. Now a word of advice, many B/Gs will say they will do a dupla, especially on Soi 6, but very few are actually into it and it is usually a lot of embarrassed gigles and a waste of time. The way to find out is, right there before you agree to take, them ask them to kiss each other. These two DFR 'ed and by the look on their faces enjoyed it, same thing with the boobs. So as popeye said "I stood enuff and I can't stands no more" so upstairs we went. It was one of the best sessions I can remember, I leave the rest to your imagination.

I didn't get a photo of that dupla, I got too distracted but here is two from Soi 8. The younger one is a real looker named "Aw" I think she is fairly new to the bars as she insisted on taking the older "sister" Nan with us. Nan was Ok on a dupla but her version, which is, one goes in the bathroom while the other is in bed and visa versa. Not my cup of tea. I took them both for drinks and dancing at the Bambo Lounge first. Then, I took Aw for an all nighter. What a sweet thing she was, not too experienced but willing and very hot.

Photos: Aw 1 Aw 2
Photo: Nan

"He joined me for a drink at the Red Spot and with the smoothness of a Magicians sleight of hand appeared with the best looking B/G in the place."

That girl sure was cute!! Too bad she started crying out in pain after the first 15 minutes or so of boffing. I got a couple of pics of her, but they were HORRIBLE!! I've got to get back there just so I can get better pics...

The bar we were in where you got double-teamed was DMTs. I was playing around with the "beefy" girl, but decided to pass when my GF called me on the phone to say she was on her way down to visit for a few days. THAT'S a real mood breaker!! When I stopped by a few days later, the taller, skinny, skankier one you took kept asking about you. Guess you made quite an impression...

E

It was nice meeting up with ya... I'm glad to hear your session here was a winner! For whatever reason, I find this bar to be one of the weakest on soi 6...

FYI-- very cute pic of Aw (Aw 2)!

Epi
that girl you took was extremely cute. She is probably somewhat "seasoned" by now and can handle your enthusiastic thrusts with a smile instead of a wince:} Sure would like to see a picture of her, then again there is nothing like the real thing!

"skankier one you took kept asking about you Guess you made quite an impression
I was feeling strong the day I took her or maybe it was the BIG tip. :}

DM
FYI-- very cute pic of Aw (Aw 2)!

Thanks, she was actually prettier than the photo shows and a real GFE, hope to see her again.

Was very nice meeting you as well and agree about DMT's in general.