Fields Ave:

I was walking down Fields Ave when I was suddenly dragged into Blue Fox by the doorgirl with BIG tits and the offer of a blowjob. Well, maybe not dragged. These two tarts offered me the best BJs in the bar and so they got to stay the night. I ended up getting Angel on her second week in the bar and so she was a SUPERcunt when she got to the room. From what Merlin reports someone beat some manners and a pleasant attitude into her.

Photos: A and J 01 02 03

Xenono was in town and we hooked up and hit the SOB party at Las Vegas. Their was a set of girls from Jungle that DOMINATED the competition and so I invited the team to join us at the table. Xen walked away with 2 and I kept 3 for myself. There was a bit of tension as my girls seemed to take a liking to Xen, but eventually they all got boffed and reintroduced to the hallway outside my room.

Photos: Jungle Girls 04 05 06

I wandered into Dirty Duck looking for the UBERtight box - Mitch. Her sister told me she was taking a month or two off. Well, her sister was kinda cute too and so I paid her bar for a quick little shorty back in my room.

Photos: Gladys 07 08 09 10

Normally I do not hunt in Blue Nile as the girls here seem to have a LOT of attitude. Last time I checked their shit still smelled just like us mere mortals, but that's just my opinion - I could be wrong.

Anyways, Xenono sent me a text letting me know he had a girl there changing and wondered if I'd like to stop by for a drink. I walked in and found him being smothered by a girl that looked amazingly like a powdered donut. Via text he sure seemed happy with his choice. Upon closer inspection, he was not so... enamored. Anyway, I sat down and surveyed the talent.

WHOA!!!! Lookie what Epi found. I flag the nearest waitress and say "I wanna buy that dancer a drink."

"Which dancer sir?"

"The one in the right corner shuffling around."

"Sir, they're ALL shuffling around - can you be more specific?"

"Yeah, the short, Asian girl with brown skin and brown hair."

"Sir, you mean that one?"

She pointed to one of the UGLIEST women in that town (and that's saying a LOT).

"The one with tits."

THAT cleared it up!! Suddenly, I've got this GORGEOUS, bouncy creature on my knee. I gave her the 30 second interview and she was on her way to change her clothes. Xenono had been looking at that stage for nearly an HOUR, but was struck by how HOT my girl was!! He inquired how I found her. Well, if you spend enough time in SEA you get "the eye" for talent like that.

We decide to eat at Kokomos. I prepare for a horrible meal (even by AC standards) and am not disappointed. Everyone starts chowing down and Xen pulls out his camera. The little spider monkey he barfined was bouncing all over the place playfully, while mine sat there and fed me my food. What a gal, eh?

We eventually made it back to the room and had some decent bouncy bouncy on the bed. About half way through the mattress olympics she starts in with the "I love you" crap. Uh huh - I love you too, now shut up so I can blow my load.

After I came she showered and made some excuse about needing to go "visit her cousin". Ok baby, whatever. She PROMISED to come back the next day at noon for more fun. I decided against holding my breath on that one...

A few days later I went into BN and saw her again. She gave me some bullshit about how she REALLY cares about me and how something came up with her cousin. Yeah, ok baby. If you REALLY loved me you'd stop fucking your trike driver boyfriend/cousin and come see me for another P500!!

Photos: Mabel 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

I've discovered a few girls in AC that REALLY seem to like eating pussy. I decided to have some parties:

W and M are a combo that I've always been fond of. Frankly the sex with them is OK, but they sure are fun to look at, eh?

Photos: W and M 22 23

Shella is another friend of theirs. I remember meeting her the first time thinking she was mid to late 20s. I asked her and she told me "I'm 19". Whoops. Another case of where it's not the years, but the mileage. Now, Shella is a shorttime QUEEN, but the girl sure knows how to eat pussy. I just like looking at her work:

Photo: Shella 24

A buddy took a liking to one girl outta W and M's bar. I said "bring her along and we'll have a party." Well, party indeed!! M was busy, but Shella was available to step into the box (so to speak). We ended up having quite some fun that night. I also discovered my friend who's room we used is a bit of a pervert, but that's not a bad thing...

Photos: AC3 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33

Porker mentioned a small gathering I arranged with W, M and their friend in his TR. Well, I thought the friend had a body that wouldn't quit, but a face for radio. Still, I paid up and we all met back in Bahtman's room. I grabbed a SHITLOAD of pics, but most were just not acceptable for one reason or another. Still, we all managed to have some fun.

Photos: Wicked AC Party 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 46 47 48

Here's some pics of girls from Cambodia Club. The first two are of a girl that I found on her second day. She could have been more shy but I'm not sure how. Caught her, and a couple of the waitresses with my little Sony camera.

Photos: Cambodia Club 49 50 51 52

Santos St:

Joanne from Blue Parrot was a discovery I made when Porker turned me on to Gin in the same bar. Joanne has a talent for BJs. If you get a BJ from her, make sure you put a towel under your ass as she'll drool all over your stick turning your bed into a pool. One night, after I fucked her head for an hour, she fell asleep in my bed for four hours. I woke up and found the pillow she was using to be absolutely SOPPING WET!! It suddenly gained eight pounds or so and made a distinctive "splat" sound when it hit the floor over by the closet. One of the tightest boxes I've ever boffed - cute ass too.

Photos: Joanne 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60

I wandered past Luz Bar looking for my two lezbos from there and found they had "retired". What a shame. Two others offered the take a shot at the gold so I paid their ST barfine and had them meet me in the room 5 minutes later. Sure enough, Raquel had a body that was RAVAGED by childbirth, but both girls did their best to have some fun. I especially liked "stacking" them.

Photos: Lyka and Raq 61 62 63 64 65 66

Little Lyka seemed to like me and told me, in no uncertain terms, that I should take her alone the next time as she REALLY wanted to please me. Well, who was I to say no...? Discovered that, while not a 3-holer, she's still a lot of fun in the sack. I especially like the "toys" shots.

Photos: Lyka 69 70 71 73 74 75 76 77 78 79

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YESSSS EPI, nice start. I know we see each other a lot, but I must reiterate to the board how much I enjoy your writing style and your eye for great pics.

Angel is a personal favorite of my mine, but I have MX to thank for taming her and introducing her. She's a very popular girl, she's all over the other Phil sites and always one of the finalist at those contests they have in AC. I did notice that Angel has her "off days" like others and you must have encountered her on one of those days.

As for BN, this is one of my favorite go-gos of any place; and interestingly, most of the girls I pulled from there have not had an attitude. Some real sweethearts there.

I think the girl in pic 5 usually wears glasses...very sexy chick. Was curious how she was in the sac but sounds like she was being a royal cunt. This pics are choice.

Holy shit Batman....that BN girl is perfect.....more more please....time to get a Costco size of lotion.....Epi's pics are back up.

Great pics Epi

Let's see how many of them stay around.

I guess I don't make much of an impression. You do remember we flew there from Pattaya together right ??

Blazers

That girl is a 3-holer, and she was good in the sack, but did NOT want LT and was a bit bitchy about it. No worries - she can go and I'll find someone that WANTS to stay and get a decent tip.

Merlin

Perhaps I found her on a "bad day" or perhaps she just didn't dig me all that much. She seemed to like me enough to suck my cock in the bar, but wasn't so into staying past 7am or so...

Perhaps BN needs to be reinspected by yours truly.

E

KM

You spent the majority of your time drawing all the cherry girls away from me and lamenting time lost with the UBERwhore (what was her name again...?).

I did mention this was even more barebones then the other reports...

Blazers

Yes, that BN girl is SCORCHING HOT!! If she were a 3-holer I'd have married her!! Sounds like we should by stock in "Jerkins" lotion.

E

Whoa! Took me more than 2 hours on the 3rd world download service, but FINALLY loaded all these pics, and DUDE, I gotta say, this is the most insane body of work I've ever seen posted. Your dedication to your craft is truly appreciated.

You never told me you fucked Gladys (Mitch's sis)! I've come close to taking her a bunch of times, and her tiny ass always feel good grinding the sweet spot.

AWESOME rack on the Blue Nile girl.

Man, I was SOOOO horny when those W et al. were posing that night. I was BUMMED when they all left and there was NO SOUP FOR ME!

Speaking of soup, nice 'leak' shot! Gonna make some admin here hit the roof like some FCC chump listening to Howard Stern!

There was a scene in a movie called Heaven Help Us (about Catholic school kids in the 60's) where some high school kids sneak into a movie and see Elvis covered in flowers crooning about Hawaii, and Kevin Dillon blurts out "What'd they do to Elvis, cut his BALLS OFF?" Not to knock your latest output, but I kind of wonder why you've gone away from the ULTIMATE cool pic genre: GASH SHOTS! I want the OLD EPI BACK! CLASSIC Epi! VIVA EPIMETHEUS!

Thanks for the waaaay cool entertainment this evening, my friend.

"There was a scene in a movie called Heaven Help Us (about Catholic school kids in the 60's) where some high school kids sneak into a movie and see Elvis covered in flowers crooning about Hawaii, and Kevin Dillon blurts out "What'd they do to Elvis, cut his BALLS OFF?" Not to knock your latest output, but I kind of wonder why you've gone away from the ULTIMATE cool pic genre: GASH SHOTS!"

I remember when I first started going on trips, I LOVED getting to shoot "pink". I could point to a picture I took and say "I fucked that". It was an obsession with me and one you helped me enjoy. We'd compare pics and even count the hairs on closeups...

The problem is I changed how I view taking pics. Granted this site altered its requirements for photos and I, for the most part, follow along with it. I like taking pics that I can show more people then my porn lovin' friends. In some cases, I've actually hung these pics on my walls here at the house and received compliments on them from non-hobbyists. This does not mean I've discontinued acquiring beaver shots, but they are not the ONLY pics I will take.

I promise I will do better for you on my next trip. I'll be sure to get you LOTS of pink/insertion shots so when you're stuck in the bowels of Mexico you'll have some pics to look at while you abuse your fuckstick.

E

Epi,

They say a picture paints a thousand words, if the saying is true that makes this one hell of a trip report. Great work my friend, you have surpassed yourself this time.

By the way, did I tell you those chequered short skirts drive me crazy!

Damn! Who says all Philip girls are shy? They sure as hell ain't camera shy. Very nice work Epi. I'm amaaaaazed.

I like the glass dildos. I just bought two for their visual beauty on film. Plus they let you see the pinkish-red hue upon entering the snatch. Wait - I haven't seen one in the back door yet, butt I wonder what hue and tint they afford the viewer? Mitchee??

But where in the hell are your condoms though? Did DonMarco corrupt you too? You simply must make a mental note to bring them next time, cuz it is impolite to fill all those hot little Fip holes with your cooze.

And I for one am outraged that you would post a pic of a bald boner like that. You look like a friggin baby trying to get back home in the womb.

That settles it Epi - you're going to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks. If you get there before me, be sure to tell Sandman, Mitchee, DonMarco and GCL that I said 'hello'.

DeeG

Well all be in good company and all our friends will be there.

Nice photos Epi. Proves I gotta do AC with the resident expert someday cause you seem to know where all the beauts are. I especially liked M and W's friend in the zebra top. Hottie, spinner come to mind!

Epi, damn fine bro!!!! Nothing like a little smut to get me wound up for my trip next week

Grow some hair on that teaser you call a cock will ya!

I nominate Epi as the photographer of the year!


DeeG, me corrupt him? I'm a saint-- TRUST ME! At least I exhausted the condom touts for the time being...

Wow!!!
I agree Epi for photographer of the year!
I agree, as well, either grow some hair or shave it all!

I am not really into Asian looking women, and based on the puctures I had seen in this site I really wasn't much impress with phillipinas, BUT...

After seeing these pictures, boy was I wrong! Either that or Epi you really have some talent and luck in finding such hotties!
Guess I might have to change my preferences.

BTW you are playing with fire my friend (NO CONDOM?) hope you don't get burn...damn you're white!

Happy mongering!
LL

WW

I also love those skirts - that's why I had a batch made in Thailand. I've got some newer versions that are "pilot skirts". Trust me when I say you'll LOVE seeing them on the girls!! Actually, I already sent you copies of some of my newer work with the new skirts. Methinks you approved...?

DeeG

I got those pyrex rods for the same reason - B E A UTIFUL pink comes through the core of the toy. BTW, the dildos in the ass reflect the same pink. Go figure, internal tissue is as internal tissue does...

As far as condoms - well, I've been a baaaAAAAAaaaad boy for quite some time... and I paid the price in the Phils. I've ended up with a drippy dick on almost every trip. My first trip to the Phils I didn't know I had something and so I scratched my cock, then rubbed my eyes. You can imagine how uncomfortable THAT was. Needless to say, I was my hands after touching my joint - even when I'm in the shower!!

As for the bald bone - laser treatments. Other then a few stragglers I'm the newest choir boy on the block.

As for going to hell, it sounds like I'm in good company. I've always felt that it's not a matter of IF I'm going to hell, but how much farther ahead of my friends I am in line. At first I figured I'd be at the head of the line, but after spending time with some of my CH buddies I realized I'll have a lot of company. Satan's even offered me the position of "minion".

Sandman

I'm hoping we can meet up this summer for the "SEA UBERslut" tour. Should be fun!!

DM

Foolish mortal to think you're king of AC... Muahahahahaha!!

Have a good trip next week - FUCKER!! I'd kill to join you gents for that gathering of dark forces...

E

LL

My medication makes me exTREMELY sensitive to the sun. If my joint ever saw the light of day for more then 30 seconds it would be Ferrari red...

E

Epi; That's a great trip report you put together, too bad half of the pics are not going to be around much longer, those snapper shots are great!!

One of my co-workers keeps telling me that Angeles is the place to party, now with your pics I may have to give South America a break.

RG

RG

You'd be amazed what Asia has to offer. I think Thai women are better looking and better in bed, but as with the GFE discussion looks/performance are subjective.

Angeles is one of the most fun places in the whole universe. The wicked parties you can have/make while barhopping in that town are unbelieveable. Porker once mentioned that our recap chats over breakfast the next morning were almost as much fun as the barhops. Now, as odd as that sounds, he's right.

I keep waiting for the axe to drop on these pics. I hope Hombre's on vacation and they stay up another week or so...

E

What's wrong with the pictures?
Why would they be taken down?

I'm new to this site so I'm not sure what is not allowed.

OK Epi, I see your point. These girls don't seem shy.

But you really should put a condom on. Drippy dick is not such a huge deal but there is a lot more you can get and give to others.

Epi,
Great, great report and pics. AS usual I'm jealous. Wouldn't worry too much about how far down in hell you'll be, these chicas will be with you and how bad could that be?
p.s make room for porker.

Latinlover; There is no PORN allowed. No pink or penetration pics allowed.

By the way Epi....Thanks for the forbidden pics

Excellent pussy shots... AC and Cambodia are the spots for hot boxes to squeeze you until you are numb or pop, either one.

Absolutely disgusting. I am appalled. Nowhere have I ever seen such filth and perversion. You are all going to hell. I'm going to pray for Epi's soul now.

IAS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

E

Epi has a soul ??? Who knew ?

KM

Yes, I have a soul. It's pink and roughly peanut-sized... no wait - that's my DICK!!

Dick - soul - two sides of the same coin...

E

If your dick is your soul, does that mean ...

when you splooge, you give up the ghost?

Epi

If you were not my hero before you sure as hell are now!!!

I too am BAAAD quite often and it feels sooo damn good.

In my reincarnation I'm coming back as Epi!

Ooof - Photos got nerf'd last night. Bummer. Sorry all!!

E

It sucks to be politically correct.
Fuck John Ashcroft --- Please.

"Amendment I
Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press"

I guess they forgot to say that no one other than congress would be allowed to abridge that freedom either.

>>About half way through the mattress olympics she starts in with the "I love you" crap. Uh huh - I love you too, now shut up so I can blow my load.>>

LOL! I loved that line.

WT-- I second that ! I can see ole Epi dousing her musings with a load also!

I must admit she was the first girl, on this my cherry trip, to start spewing such nonsense from her trap. Since then, I've had NUMEROUS girls try handing me such bullshit. I don't know if this one actually believed the crap coming outta her mouth but I sure wasn't buying any of it.

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I remember one girl in November 2002 telling me "Make love to me."

I told her "This isn't love, I paid your barfine - that's it."

She responded with "Fine, make FUCK to me!!"

I started laughing so hard I lost my woody!! I finally sent her to the shower and then out the door. That was hifuckinglarious...

E