2005/01 Unspongebob - Slow in Monterrey

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By Unspongebob on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 12:06 pm:  Edit

I spent about four nights in Monterrey last week. I'm back home now, but I was disappointed at the selection available in Monterrey on my last night in town. I actually finally decided that sleep was actually preferable that last night.

I checked Givenchi, Infinito, and El Cielo after, and NADA. I saw a girl on stage at Givenchi that I've bar fined twice, and she gave me signals indicating she wanted to go again, but she lacks all enthusiasm. She is like a wet noodle in bed. She is terrible really...so never again. I actually like her personality, but she is not a good choice.

When I arrived at Givenchi, about 8 or 9 girls were on stage waiting to be chosen for the privados. My girl saw me, gave me a big smile, but I just looked all around the club, smiled back at her a little, but actually wanting to avoid her smiles, and then I left.

I just didn't see anything that appealed to me at
all. All of the girls on stage were either fat or ugly or both!!! Even the girl I know is just ok, she is flaca morena, but no real prize.

Then, I checked Infinito and found the same thing.
There were only four girls dancing on both stages
total. I'm sure there were some girls upstairs in the privados, but I don't know how many. There wasn't a huge number of guys in Infinito at that hour either, so maybe the privados were slow too.

I only stayed long enough in Givenchi and Infinito to take a look around. I didn't even order anything to drink. Waiters were chasing me all over both establishment trying to get me to slow down long enough from them to push me into giving them a drink order. But, I was not about to order anything to drink with only a few fat ugly girls to look at, and seemingly no evidence of a relief team that might be coming down from the privados so I could take one of them upstairs for a privado.

When I realized there was nothing to choose from, I decided to go over to El Cielo. Not even my regular girl was on duty over at El Cielo. Her sister was working, but she seemed occupied. Anyway, her sister is average and little too fat, so she is not an option for me.

I guess my regular girl could have been bar fined, but there seemed to only be about 4 or 5 girls working there when I arrived. I ordered a Coke Lite, waited around for about 20 minutes, just to see if more would come down out of the privados, but nada.

It seemed really dead last night in Monterrey around 1:30am. Even when i went past Extasis it looked sooooo dead. Anyway, I went back to the hotel and was in bed by 1:45am. I just decided to get some sleep because I had to get up early, around 5am, to pack and get to the airport.

Actually, I was not totally disappointed on this trip. I did find a new girl over at Givenchi on my second night in town, and she was A LOT of fun!!! She is 19 years old, has a nice hard body, is a flaca, but not morena (usually a disappointment for me), but she gave me a nice GFE, a lot of kissing, BBBJ, sexo con condom, liked the pocket rocket vibrator (just ok), really liked oral sex, etc..., so she goes on the list of good options for the future.

She gave me her cell number, and told me she had a day off on the following day, but unfortunately I was going to be occupied and couldn't take her up on it. She told me she will probably be off in the future, usually one day during the middle of the week, and that she wants to see me again. Next time I can probably get her for about $60 on her off time away from the club.

As my local friend in Monterrey had warned me... this time of year, immediately after many have spent their money on New Years Celebrations, it is common for things to run slow at the clubs in Monterrey. He said that things should pick up again in about 2-3 weeks, maybe be the first week of February.

Anyway, I still had a lot of fun, and even your worst night in Monterrey is still far better than any day you could spend visiting the clubs in the States.

By Porker on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 10:40 am:  Edit

Slow bars can be very irritating, especially when YOU are GEEKED about making a trip, and after seeing a couple DEAD bars, it can tend to snowball and soon they all seem that way. All it takes is ONE girl, though, and I'm sure you ended up having a decent time. I'm guessing it would beat such a 'business trip' to Peoria? :-)

Sounds like the blonde 'full moon over MTY' from Obsession didn't end up showing up on your last night?

Book that ticket to Manila yet for the week after Easter?

By Unspongebob on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 04:38 pm:  Edit

I have checked it out Porker, and they want my left nut to fly during that period of time, like $1200. I am still doing exhaustive research to find a decent airfare, but it does not look good. I will let you know if things turn around. I would really like to meet you there.

Concerning "full moon fever", no she didn't call my Mexico cell phone. No surprise really. Remember last time, you had to threaten to break her legs :-) to get her to see me on time as promised.

I was not disappointed that she didn't show up. I just implemented plan B. No problem. We didn't go to Obsesson the next day because Regio was busy, and couldn't make it.

If we had ended up going Wednesday also, she may have remembered to call me. I think she merely forgot. You know how these bar girls have a memory like a fly, 2 minutes.

Regio and I made the rounds to the clubs on Wednesday night, and we had a good time, but after he dropped me off, I became concerned that there did not seem to be any girls available in my usual haunts.

Besides, I was kind of tired and looking for an excuse to sack out before returning home. So, no sour grapes or anything. I had a good time the rest of the week, and I always enjoy our times over at Obsession.

I will let you know if I turn the airfare trend around for the PI trip, but it doesn't look good.

By Porker on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 10:32 pm:  Edit

Orbitz shows $994 including taxes and fees (less than I usually pay for my trips originating from MEX). And you get to keep both nuts! :-)


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