Just returned from a five night stay in AC. Unfortunately I was sick the first two nights and work obligations distracted me a bit. Thus, this trip wasn't as lively as my previous two. However, I will offer some observations from some bars I visited. Also, I only did four new girls this trip and wasn't focussed on pics, but I will offer some pics up at the end.

Fields Ave. Area

Blue Fox - One of my favorite places. A small bar mostly staffed by girls from Mindanao. A couple of very good looking girls, more than a fair share of great racks, and a great party atmosphere with very high mileage entertainment. Also, the girls are real party animals here. However, there is little turnover in the girls and I have spent so much time here the last couple of trips it is starting to feel stale to me. I would say this club is even or a little down.

Bar Hoppin'- A new club on a side street in between Butterfly Rock and an another new bar Wild West. The girls had a cute candy stripe bikinis with matching tiny berets. A small place that shows some promise, but the line up isn't great. However, I found two girls here who were quite attractive in unconventional ways and who also got pretty naughty for the price of a ladies drink. Worth a visit if in the neighborhood.

Flamingo - Inside the Orchid Hotel. I could never stand this place, but I visited this place once and there was surprisingly good line up of girls and some pretty good attitudes as well

La Pacha - A new place which has some sort of outerspace theme. Small place jam packed with girls, but only average quality. However, there one one waitress wearing a very tight white sweater who had HUUUUUUUGGGGGE cans. I found the seating uncomforatable, the layout poor, and the music too sucky and loud. I did buy an ugly girl a drink, and she was seriously all over my dick. She started to look better after the high mileage entertainment. I am not too optimistic about this place, even though it was quite crowded.

Winchester- Across from Central Park hotel and next door to Hole in the Wall restaurant. I have always been curious about this place. I reall dug the layout, seating, and music level here. There was a pretty good selection of girls. However, the one's I bought drinks for where duds. The crowd when I was there was mostly Koreans. I will check this place out again.

Lancelot- Here is a place I like alot; great seating with deep couches along the wall, awesome line-up of girls, and music played at the appropriate level. Problem here is a tendency to go into slump of playing slow country songs. What a buzz kill when out at night. However, with a very strong selection, this place is a good stop.

Insomnia- A small club with crappy music selection, and a bad line-up of poor attitude girls. However, there is an unbelievable bombshell door girl here who has an incredible rack and good rest of the package, I starting to get the eye from her when she was dancing on stage with friends. If I hadn't been with a BF already I would have pounced on it. I will go back with a mission.

Vipire Room- The new place occupying the place where Cheetahs was. Ugh, what a lifeless lame place. My energy was sucked out of me by the gigantic negative energy void of the staff. Good news is that this place will be closed in another month or two in all likelihood.

Cambodia A really fun place. It's a large place that still manages to convey the intimacy and personality of a small joint. Good selection but a little down from what I saw my last couple of trips.

Misty's Golf Club- Despite getting royal screwed here on a bill pad last time in town and vowing never to go here again; I did. This is still a fun place that has a really good line-up of girls. However, if you want to get a little rowdy and start partying hard here you must watch your drink ticket cup like a hawk. This is probably a good place to find a girl and then go party elsewhere.

Perimeter Road Joints

Touch of Class- One of most absolute favorite places in AC. Half the staff works 10 AM-7PM and the other half 1PM-10PM. This is a very reasonable priced place with 40piso local drinks, 100piso LD, and 1000 Piso BF. Quite a large line-up. Although the overall quality isn't great there are definately some lookers and performance gems. Not too hard to find some three holers, and not just the one's discussed here. Unfortunately, I have dumped a regular from here and my mismanagement of that situation will keep me from spending too much in her for a while. No biggie because there are some other very good perimeter daytime clubs.

Emotions-Next door to Touch of Class with the same owners. Opens at noon. Not quite the same energy level as TOC. But the smaller line-up may have a better quality average.

Stampede- This place is great despite the fact they play too much country music. Good party atmosphere. When you walk in the line-up doesn't blow you away. However, kick back, relax with a drink, and soon little gems pop-up everywhere. The gems are found more often in the waitresses and GRO than the dancers. What I like too is there a full spectrum of girls from sweet almost virginal girl next door types to the nasty hardcore fuck machines. One afternoon I was entertained by a sweet God fearing waitress spinner with an incredible tiny ass, and a rather rough looking McNasty dancer who had an ubelievably hard ass. After a couple of drinks shy waitress girl is sheilding our faces while we DFK and McNasty is squatting between my legs sucking my dick. What friggin good times. This place is a must stop.

Gentlemen's Club This place is on the second floor and has some pretty rauncy fucked up floor shows. There is a small line-up that is half freaks and half tall hot girls from Samar (no rice bellies and great racks on these girls) One of the freaks was a dwarf who had a gigantic ASS. Evidently she is a feature dancer, but I didn't get to see the almost surely disturbing show. However, they did have one very high mileage hard body mcfugly that got naked and offered incredible mileage for the price of a drink. My friend brought the drink, and I was amazed he didn't blow a load the way she worked him over. Here I almost barfined a long hard body Samar girl who had great c-cups with inverted nipples. She started off a bit standoffish but quickly thawed and was very passionate. Should have pulled the trigger on that one. Worth A return visit? You damn right it is. I love funky not quite right stuff like this.

Club Rio, and Nifty's- Two little shack bars where for the price of 100 peso LD you can get the about 10 minutes of "sample" blow job. I was in Club Rio and got three girls to work me over at once. One of the girls is an UUUUGGGGGLLLLY 31 yr old Rhino with four kids named Rhea. However, she really does give some of the best damn head I have ever had. Since it was my Birthday, I opted to take her and her star cherry girl pupil up to the short time room for 700 pesos each and drop my load. This is expensive but damn I made it last about 40 minutes. The cherry girl was pretty damn cute, and I had her straddle my face while the BJ Master Rhino did her things. Then I swung cherry girls into a 69 position, where she gave some damn good head and Rhino worked my nutsack over expertly. Finally, the cherry girl reverse cowgirled my face while Rhino brought me slowly to the point of no return. I came deep into Rhino's throat while cherry girl squirted my face and played with my balls. Wow this was the best sexual experience of the trip. I even tipped them each an extra 100 pesos. Shoot I may just have Rhino Rhea come by for a wake me up BJ each morning my next trip. Nifty's has the same concept, and has a slightly better line-up

Sweetey's The third bar in the shack trio. I am not sure they have the BJ set up like the the other two. In the midafternoon there was about five girls into total. However, there was a door girl named Lilibeth who was tall and for some reason extremely attractive to me. Even though I just had a huge orgasm in Club Rio. I managed to pop a boner with her right away and for a mere 100 peso LD, I got to make out with her for about 25 minutes. I will be back to take this one for a test drive for sure.

Thigh High- An fun little bar where the girls all where cheap nylon stockings. It is trashy and appealing, but unfortunately the talent is lacking. There is a cashier girl who is fat but has the biggest cans I have seen in AC. I was intriquied by her on a earlier trip, as she does have quite an attractive face. But she was too fat for me in the end. She wasn't here this time but a friend I was with had barfined here before and said she was an insane nympho. Hmmmmmmmm, I might have to check that one out. Porker or Masterbates you listening.

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OK time for the pictorial part of the report. The first set of pics is of a girl I met this trip named MeAnn. She works at the Flaming Cafe, and funky bar at the end of the bars on Santos Street. She is a really sweetheart, however, she has a big old ugly Malay melon sized head. However, she has beautiful huge tits, each of which is bigger than her melon head. She gave a pretty crappy BJ, but she was one horny fuck who came alot. Not too shabby for 500 pesos. The first time I took her, I fucked up and didn't take any pics. So I went back two days later and sure enough her period had come. But I had to document her rack, so I paid up so I could get a couple of pics and a Grrrrrrrreatttt Titty Fuck. On my way out of town she did send me a totally nasty dirty SMS - A nice touch that hooked me for my return visit.

Photos: MeAnn 01 03 04 05 06

The rest of the pics are of girls previously shown on CH multiple times.

Angel and Miyoh are aspiring Pringle spokesgirls

Photo: Angel and Miyoh 07

They do have nice asses me thinks

Photo: Angel and Miyoh 08

Belinda is the Touch of Class girl exiting my AC rotation. She is a three hole gumby girl, who fucks absolutely great. Unfortunately, the quality and freshness of the sex has slipped to the level where it fails to compensate for her annoying and jealous ways.

Anyway me and Pooh bear decided to double team her one night. Pooh, who has heard there is a lot of gonnerhia in AC, decided it was best to don the body condom.

While a highly experienced girl four years in AC, Belinda stills has a very tight body, snatch, and ass.

Pooh decided he would get some of that third hole, while belinda opened a bottle of mineral water with her nether regions.

Hmmm, one day back and I am already missing the place. Perhaps I will sneak away for that Feb. 4 weekend when several CH regulars will be in AC.

Damn, the Santos girl has an incred body....too bad for the Malay melon head...lol. Excellent job, I remember when I went to AC enough to give updates on bars all the time and its great to see someone else pick up the torch. Looks like a lot of new bars and I will definately have to peek into the Gentleman's Club next time and revisit Lancelot as that place hasnt had hotties in a long time.

You rule dude

Feb 4th?

I'll be there. I'll shout for a round or five.

Oh, where'd you end up staying?

Thanks MX for my itinerary and agenda for next week :-) I like the way you comment on the Melon head, and then she covers it up on most of her shots. Nice titties!

It turns out quite a few of us CH'ers will be there in a few weeks and I'm hoping to get these guys addicted to AC like me. The more CH guys the merrier.

I think Dollhouse, which is supposed to be huge, is scheduled to open Feb. 1, 2005.

Glad to see you hooked up with both familiar faces/places and new beauties. Looks like you had mucho fun again.

MX

Would be great to hook up with you again. Time together was too short in Pattaya, and I was in somewhat of a bummed out mood. That's gone forever.

Damn --5 veteran Hombres in AC at the same time. The place may never be the same again!!

I'll be unloading my KY at RA on the 3rd.

looks like pooh bear can hang with the big boys

I'm sitting hear with my pad of monger paper and my condom wrapped pen. Let's see...

20 hotties in Angeles/6 mongers... phewww... that leaves 3+/d for me!@

20 hottties DM? I've got dibs on 2 honeykos, so take out 2 hotties out of the 20
:-) We'll have to strategically barfine the remaining 18 hotties for the entire week so we can party and take them later or shepard them around with no worries.

Honestly, I was there during the Xmas/New Year drought and there were still lots of hotties and most bars. The bargirl population increased 100% from a few weeks ago, increasing the number of hotties by default just by the sheer numbers.

Porker - Oops good catch on the quote there. My non-existant editing made a funny instead of creating confusion for once. Once again, I stayed in a superior room at Royal Amsterdam (US$35/night.) Still love the place with the only negative being the lighting in the room, and choosing carpeting instead of tiles for the rooms was a bad choice. The carpet in my room was already showing stains after only two months.

I did have fun, as usual, but I did waste too much precious time trying to be a nice guy while clear out my heavy rotation girls which were severely bottlenecking the sampling of new talent. However, my self image is intact and I will be ready to be the reinvented cherry boy on my next trip.

Blazers - The bar review format and idea was lifted directly from your old reports. However, I didn't take any notes so I had to do everything by recall. (And some of you know that I ain't too accurate in recall of details.)

DM, there are plenty of Hotties in AC to go around now, especially since the business in most bars was real slow. However, at times it does seem like you need to throw peanuts to one end of the bar so all the elephants will move out of the way.

As for me coming up on Feb. 4 all I can come up with is a SIN$450 PAL ticket. Not sure I want to bite on that for just a three night visit. Especially since I will be going to Phuket Feb 8-11 and on to BKK or Pattaya 11-14 with Crazier and another friend for Chinese New Year. Maybe I should cash in 20,000 mile star alliance reward? Then I could fly in style on SIA!



(Message edited by mongerx on January 25, 2005)

MX-- book the award. 30k for a RT from SIN--BKK with a stopover in MNL on business class ain't bad at all or 20k coach.

Phuket-- cough cough. Your going to skip out on an epic AC trip for Phuket??? The ladyboys are probably still damp...

Why not just spend the week in AC with crazier and ring the the new year right. Lots of willing juicy pussies, booze, and more hombres than u can shake a stick at. Hell, I'm planting my ass on Cathay's coach seat for 22 hours to get there-- something I swore I would NEVER do.

Hey MX

I plan on adding plenty of stains to those carpets soon.

Does not matter how you get there i'ts gonna be a Super Bowl party for the ages. I have the freakin Panorama rip off suite at the RA booked. More than enough room for an orgy while we sorta watch the game and herd the pussies into managable groups.

As the cowboys say -- It's a bitch herding cats.

OK, it is on. I am going to scrap the the Phuket leg of my Journey. I guess someone else will have to help blow dry the damp lady boys of Patong Beach.

I will arrive in AC on Feb. 4 and am tenatively scheduled to head over to BKK or Pattaya on Feb. 11 where I will meet up with Crazier and Ghenngis for three nights before returning to Singpaore. If any of the crew are flying Manila-BKK before the 11 let me know and perhaps we can travel together. Now I just need to find me a decent hotel room in AC.

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For those interested in some of the FF award and travel nuances here you go.

DM's idea is excellent. However, I discovered an interesting tidbit about Star Alliance awards. You don't get a free stopover when the award travel is solely within a region. Oooops.

However, I did figure out a solution. I am doing the following reverse open jaw award for only 20K miles(Would this be an open anus ticket?). I fly SIN-Manila on Feb. 4 on SIA, and then I am tenatively scheduled to fly Thia Air Manila-BKK on Feb. 11. Then I can use the one way ticket I had on Tiger Airways to go BKK-SIN on Feb. 14.

This is sweet as Tiger Air will let me change my one-way ticket SIN-Phuket to another date and/or location for only Sin$15 because of the Tsunami. So I only eat my Air-Asia Phuket-BKK ticket which costs me about 1300 baht. I also have to pay about SIN$100 for the handling fee and taxes for my award ticket.

Interesting, I have booked three:

Booked 2 flights MNL --> BKK with stopover in SIN.

Booked 1 last trip SIN-- Phnom P. --> stopover in BKK --> SIN


The last one I mentioned I booked for the last trip, even though I never actually used it.

Dunno what happened, but you may want to keep calling back till you get an agent who'll help ya.

I was a little surprised too about the no-stopover rule. However, the no-stopover rule for within region award tickets is stated right there on the Star Alliance award chart on the United website. I did call twice so far to the United ticket office here in Singapore, and both times got some Aussie or British sounding bitches that were neither too friendly or willing to bend the rules for me. Especially since I am just a 50K small fry guy.

Perhaps I should call the US reservations desk, and I will keep trying as I would certainly rather fly SIA or Thai than Tiger on my last leg. Regardless I was lucky I had to buy my original tickets as all one way segments and thus I had that Tiger Air ticket to get me home.

Perhaps I sound intimidating on the phone ?

Good luck on the ticks.

I'll be in makati 1/30-2/3 and heading to AC 2/3 arriving early evening. I'm planting my rear in AC till the 10th, which is when I need to hop on a plane back to the US. I'll be at RA.

MX

I will return to Pattaya either on the 10th or the 13th. Have not made up my mind yet. Depends on how the Pinays are treating me and if I can get around my cherry girl jinx in AC.I will be returning to Pattaya. If your still there I'll see you then. I'm on Thai Inter round trip from BKK to AC.

KM,

My first trip to AC I was a bit of a cherry magnet. I remedied it on follow-up trips by making good use of my fingers once a girl tried to suck me up for a drink. Epi's methods (judicious digit use with as many orafices as possible) work wonders here...

You'll have a blast this trip-- TRUST me!

I've found "6-packing" a girl is an effective way to check for "cherries" and mens. BTW, apply your fingers BEFORE buying them the drink. No use throwing away that drink money, eh?

E