I spent a two long weekend in Frankfurt, once in November 04 and the second time in January 05. I have been to Rio many times, and tried the brothel/bars in Madrid a couple of times, this is my first experience with the FKK Clubs.
Since the "routine" of getting into the clubs and getting service is the same, I will start with that first. And then I'll cover the specifics of FKK Oase and World.
1. Getting There
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FKK World is about 60 minutes from the Frankfurt airport. FKK Oase is about 30 minutes. FKK Palace is 15 minutes from the airport. All are located to the north of the city. I stayed at the northern outskirt of Frankfurt and found it very convenient (45 minutes to World and 15 minutes to Oase). Please see below for hotel and car rental info. I DEFINITELY recommend renting a car. It costed me 44 euros per day and gave me a lot of freedom to go anywhere any time I want. A GPS is a must. These clubs are hard to find - even with a GPS. I will post specific info later.
2. The Drill
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RECEPTION:
Many of you already know this. But for a newbiew like me, I was very nervous. Basically you walk in. Pay 60-65 euros at the reception desk. They put a color band on your wrist, give you a locker key attached to a wrist band, and give you a towel.
LOCKER ROOM:
You then go to the locker room, undress, take a shower, wrap the towel around your waist, and you are ready to go to the bar. You could leave your wallet in the locker. But they provide separate lockers for your wallet right next to the bar. I figured this is a safer place since there are lots of people there and no one will dare trying to break-in to the locker.
TOWEL AROUND YOUR WAIST:
Well, if you have a fat tummy like me, you'd probably feel a little awkward walking around with only a towel around your waist. That's what I thought at first. But after finding that most of the men there are not in their best shape, and that nobody really give a damn, I started feeling quite comfortable in about 15 minutes. I see some many grabbing an extra towel and put it around their neck, and therefore covering the front "assets". I also see some men wearing bath robes. I didn't bother to ask the receptionist about the robes, since at this point I was starting to feel comfortable.
FACILITY:
The 60-65 euros cover the use of facility, drinks, and simple buffet (mostly pasta with meat sauce). You can hang out there all day and enjoy the many facilities, including the bar, lounge with comfy sofas that you can sleep on (many men do), a life stage area with occasional life shows, a porn cinema, sauna, massage room, and a swimming pool. The cost of massage pretty reasonable - around 50 euros for an hour I think.
THE "PICK UP":
Here is the fun part. You will find about 50 girls there. Many blondes, some brunettes. Mostly white chicks, a few latinos, a couple of blacks and asians. The white chicks are mostly from Romainian and Poland. There are a few local Germans. I found the girls in Oase more "upscale" then World. But you will not be disappointed with either place. I would say 70% of the girls I see in Oase are between 7s and 8s. Some 9s, and some 6s.
Here is the thing. ALL THE GIRLS ARE NAKED. This is what I see as a major advantage of FKK. The only thing comparable if the termas in Rio where the girls wear bikinis. In Spain, the girls wear street clothes although very sexy and revealing street clothes. In here, what you see is what you get. You get to fully check out the goods.
You can get your drink, then stroll around the facility watching the girls. Or you can pick a couch and just sit down and observe for a while. Or you can go get some food and observe from there. For the most part, the girls are not very pushy. Some girls will ask to sit down next to you. But they are not all over you unless if you want to.
THE "BUSINESS":
If you see someone you like, you can invite her over to your couch, or sit down next to her. Most of the girls are very business oriented. They will start caressing you, touching your sensitive parts and try to seduce you very quickly. The Romainians anre Polish are especially agressive, and I enjoy the Germans where they are a little more relax and take their time. In any case, they will push for you to get into one of the rooms, or they will ask you to go to the cinema. If you go to the room, basically the clock starts when you get it. It's 50 euros for 30 minutes. They are not clock watchers but they stick by the 30 minute rules. If you want more, you pay another 50 euros.
Now, if you pick the cinema rather than one of the rooms, then be careful when the clock actually starts. The FKK club is basically like a open sex/orgy club. In the cineman, there are couches and you will find couples having sex there. I ran in there with a Romanian girl and before I knew it she took off my towels and started giving me a BBBJ. If you don't stop her, that's when the clock starts. If you want to, you can start screwing her right there in the public. I never had public sex before but I have to admit this brings on an extra level of excitement. She mounted me and started doing cowgirl, and there was a couple 3 feet to my right banging away in doggy style, and a couple in the couch in front. It is quite exciting.
BTW, BBBJ is the norm here. But sex is always covered. Some girls in Oase complained that some girls in World offers BBFS. But I was never offered BBFS while in World.
Overall, I have to say I perfer the local German girls who seem to be more relaxed. They will talk to you for a while, and in general trying to have a fun time. The eastern europeans are very business and they basically try to rush you into the cineman or into a room as soon as possible.
Having said that, I did a couple of Romainian girls that are solid 10s. I am not kidding. Both of them have goregeous James Bond girl kind of face, white silky smooth body, perfectly toned body and natural shapely boobs. WOW, I still get a hard on just thinking about them.
A note on language... comparing to Rio and Spain, it is a joy mongering in these FKK clubs. All the girls speak good english and there is no communication problems.
PAYING FOR THE DEED:
After the fun part is over, it's time to pay. The girl will follow you to the locker area. You get you wallet, pay the 50 euros. No tips expected.
HANGING AROUND:
Since the 60 euros house fee is not exactly cheap, I try to maximize it but having multiple bangs on a single stay. On both days, I go at around 2pm. Pick a girl, wham bang. Eat. Look. Pick another girl. Wham bam. Sauna. Eat. Get a massage. Pick another girl. Wham bam. etc. You see many men doing the same thing. Many actually just lie down across the sofa and go the sleep. I took a few nap myself in the sauna.
3. FKK Oase
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This is my favorite place. It look newly rennovated. Very clean throughout. Well lit which is important for pick the girls. It has two main lounges and a bar, a cinema and a pool/sauna area. Somehow, the setting is more intimate.
The girls are definitely more beautiful and upscale here. More 8s and 9s than FKK World.
It is also much closer to Frankfurt. It is pretty difficult to find. So write down the following:
Web Site: http://www.fkk-oase.de
Address: Ober-Erlenbacher Str 109, 61381 Friedrichsdorf-Burgholzhausen
GPS Setup:
The address cannot be found in my GPS. The club is in the middle of a very deserted country road. So, here is the GPS coordinates: Lon. 8.67711E, Lat. 50.24103 N
In the GPS, the city "Friedrichsdorf" doesn't show up. I used "Burgholzhausen" instead. The street was Ober-Erlenbacher Strasse. The address is 109 but as I said, the GPS doesn't know where 109 is.
Normally, it is easiest to enter an intersection of two streets, but it is on a country road pretty far away from a known intersection. In my GPS software (Destinator1), the club is right off Burgholzhauser Strasse in Friedrichsdorf. It seems Ober-Erlenbacher Strasse turns into Burgholzhauser Strasse after it passes thru the town. Anyway, if your mapping software / GPS allows you to enter the coordinates, that might be the best.
4. FKK World
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World claims to be the world largest and claim to have more girls that Oase. They definitely have bigger facility but I found the girls to be about same quantity as Oase (during the Saturday that I was there). (About 50 girls). The place is a little older decor but still very clean. The lounge area is bigger but less intimate. The pool and sauna area is better equipped than Oase.
The girls are more diverse in quality. There are a handful of 4s and 5s here. Some 6s. Mostly 7s. Good selection of 8s, and a couple of 9s. The 9s are busy are hard to "nail down". Mostly eatern europeans. A couple of black girls - one of them true DDG. I waited all night and couldn't get near her since she was busy the whole time. BTW, I don't normally go for the black girls. So when I say she is gorgeous, she is REALLY gorgeous. Sorry she told me her name but I have forgotten it by now.
FKK World may be a little easier to find, but not by much. Here is the info:
Web: http://www.fkk-world.de
Address: Grüninger Weg, 35415 Pohlheim-Garbenteich
GPS Setup:
Coordinates: - Lon: 8.74924E, Lat 50.52724 N
Note: My GPS can find Grüninger Weg but it is a long street and the FKK World entrance is not exactly ON Grüninger Weg. If you look at the map, Grüninger Weg actually starts on the south side as a east west street, and then "bend" into a north-south street. Right at the knee band, there is a street leading south AWAY from Grüninger Weg. The FKK World entrance is on the street. There are clear signs there so if you find Grüninger Weg in Pohlheim, you should be okay. Also note thaton the north side Grüninger Weg ends as another horizontal east-west section which ends in a dead end street. My GPS initially drop me off there. I eventually found the main stretch of Grüninger Weg, and when I drive thru the "knee bend", I saw the FKK World sign.
BTW, my GPS software will not allow entering destination by coordinates. So, if yous don't neither, it is best to use mapping software to locate using the coordiantes above, print out the map around that area and bring it with you. It will save you a lot of time.
5. FKK Palace
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Palace would be my second choice (1st being Oase). Facility wise, I perfer it to World. It also is very convenient to get to, being 15 minutes from the airport. The place is decorated like a middle east palace, with lots of couches and beds you and lie on. There are abour 40-50 girls there. I found they have more stunners there than World. There were a few 9s and 10s, lots of 8s, and a couple of 6s. The food is quite good also. I also found the girls seems to hustle less and spend more time with you. During the peak hours, even when you pick a girl you have to wait 30-60 minutes for a room. This works to your advantage since basically you get 30-60 minutes worht of free foreplay with the girl and is probably the most "romatic" part of the evening.
Web: http://www.the-palace.de/index_en.php
Address: Frankfurt, Königsberger Str. 23
6. Hotel Recommendation
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There is a hotel thread here: http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/intl/2065.html Some recommended the Le Meridian near the main train station. This and other hotels there is good if you are interested in touring Frankfurt, or check out the street scene.
I didn't want to bother with the street scene and I have been to Frankfurt many times. So, I just wanted to focus on the FKKs, and in between I want maximum peace and quiet and not too much driving. So, I decided to stay in the city outskirt in a business area which is very quiet during the weekend. I am not an expert of Frankfurt, but I am pretty happy with the hotel that I stayed at:
Relexa Hotel Frankfurt/ Main
Lurgiallee 2
Frankfurt 60439
It can be booked thru Expedia. It is $72 per night (half the price of the more expensive hotels in downtown Frankfurt). It is a newer building and is a business class hotel. It is very nice and clean, and have a decent restaurant. The only complaint I have is that if you want internet in room, you need to ask for the more expensive "business rooms" which are not available in Expedia. However, it is a frigging weekend and I wasn't worry about working. You also do have free use of a PC down in the business center, and it has a high speed DSL connection.
The hotel is about 15 minutes driving to Oase and Palace, and 45 minutes to World.
7. Car Rental
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On Travelocity and Expedia, Thrifty is quite a bit cheaper than the rest. The only catch is that the rental is off-site. You need to specify you flight info. They will have a courtesy van waiting for you at the curb. You just walk right outside and look for the van. It's actually quite convenient.
Note that there is NO SHUTTLE for rental car in Frankfurt. Most rental companies are in the terminal. I couldn't find Thrifty there and when I call the airport info using the "i" terminal, they didn't know were Thrifty is. I finally found the Thrifty local phone number and call them, and found that they actually have a van that has been waitin for me at the curb right outside for the last 30 minutes.
So, I would recommend Thrifty since they are cheaper. The people are super nice and friendly. And for the econo price, I actually got a decent car (a VW Passat Wagon). JUST MAKE SURE YOU WRITE DOWN THEIR LOCAL PHONE NUMBER, just in case...
Thrifty/Dollar
Starkenburgstr, 16
64546 Morfelden-Walldorf
+49 (0) 6105 9787 912
frankfurt-airport@dollar-thrifty.de
Note: On my second trip, Travelocity listed PayLess to have the cheapest rate (36 euros / day). It turns out Payless is operated by Sixt which is right on the terminal. Very convenient and the car is quite nice. So, now I have no perference to car rental company, just whatever is the cheapest.
8. Finally, German condom = GOOD stuff
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Everytime I go to Germany, I make sure I restock my supply of condom. There is a brand called Condomi, "Virtual Skin", Ultra Thin. It is good stuff, the best "ultra thin" that I have tried. Trust me, with all the fucking, you will need the ultra thin so that you don't ended up working too hard to reach climax during your last days there.