Introduction

I have been travelling to Prague about once a month for the last year. I guess I`m lucky living in the UK having a city such as this only 2 hours away! I have always meant to take notes and submit report`s on my return but usually get caught up in the moment and forget, sorry guys! I hope this will change all that, my aim is for this to be a detailed report of all the places I visited, all of which can be found on www.escort.cz

Before I start, I think a little context is required. I mean if you look like Brad Pitt and get a out of this world performance or look like Shrek and get a extremely bad one, is it totally the girls fault? I know these girls are supposed to be professionals but that does have its limits. With that said I thought I would write a little about myself. I`m 26 and from the UK. I`m good looking, like to dress well and keep myself in very good physical shape. I only speak enough Czech to be polite and very little German, nothing that would help with this hobby.

Day 1 Wednesday

My flight landed at 11 AM giving me a full day to get properly settled in. I was a little disappointed not to see snow covering the city like it was during my trip last January but after getting of the plane and finding it to be warmer than the UK, I decided I can live with it. In fact I was told this has been the warmest January since records began. Looks like I wont need the hat and gloves after all.

I took the bus (119 to Dejvicka) and then the metro to my apartment, 2 mins away from Nam Miru. This cost me a grand total of 12 CZK on public transport verses ~400 CZK in a taxi. There's a lesson somewhere in that.

My apartment cost a grand total of 4200 CZK for the week, this included mobile phone rental for which I just had to pay for the credit used. The apartment itself is great, with all the things I need including a CD player and satellite TV with English language channels. The location is also perfect, right it the heart of privat land, in fact most apartments I plan on visiting are within walking distance.

Private Varsavska
1200 CZK / hour
Tel 606 279 495, 606 278 924
Varsavska 36
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Nam Miru)

Phoned, girl spoke no English only German. Managed to get address and prices. Was asked to call when outside building. I knew this may be a problem due to communication but as the place was literally just around the corner from my apartment I decided to give it a go. Arrived outside and called but could not get myself understood. Bummer, may try this place again later in the week.

Private Xena
800 CZK / half hour
1200 CZK / hour
Tel 721 534 673
Fibichova (Did`nt note number)
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Jirho Z Podebrad)

No problem setting up a meeting, the girl on the phone spoke basic English. Usually affair, they give the address over the phone and you must call them again once you are outside the building. Arrived on time and admired the strange baby sculptures on the TV tower across from the apartment, crazy. Phoned up and the door was answered a couple of minutes later by a red head named Iveta. Was escorted upstairs and after trying to make conversation found she spoke no English at all. Decided to go for half hour and I`m glad I did. Worst experience ever, her phone rang during the session which she answered and left the room. After a couple of minutes I decided that was it, it was not going to get any better so got dressed and left. Avoid.

Kittens

Called and spoke to Tereza. She gave me her prices and when I asked for the address she apologized for the fact that she was booked for the night. Her English was good and I was impressed by the fact that she was so polite on the phone, something which I found that most of the privates I called were certainly not. I will call back tomorrow.

Kiss Me

Phoned and got a answer phone with a blokes voice. Not sure if they are still in business. May try again.

Private Manes
1500 CZK / half hour
2000 CZK / hour
Tel 777 06 69 69, 222 254 045
Manesova 46 Bell "Privat"
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Jirho Z Podebrad)

Girl on phone spoke some English and was able to get all necessary info. There were 3 girls there. Adriana, a blond of about 35 - 40 years. Diana, another blonde about 22 - 23 and Tereza, a brunette of about 25. Being a sucker for brunettes I went for Tereza. I had a good session, this girl is exceptionally good with her tongue and gives a reasonable massage. Not quite up to the standard of some of the other 2000CZK/H apartments but a good time none the less.

Day 2 Thursday

Kiss Me

Got a answer this time but no one spoke a word of English. Their ad specifies that the girls do speak English, maybe I just called at a time when none of the English speakers were working.

Kittens

Again Terezka was fully booked, damn it.

Private Kamila
1000 CZK / half hour
1300 CZK / hour
Tel 731 026 194, 721 076 855
Na Petruskou 3 (I think she said the only Black coloured bell)
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Nam Miru)

Very basic English, understood address, price and that's about it. I arrived in the street and I could not for the life of me find the place. The street is really strange, the numbers of the buildings were all over the place. May try again later in the week.

Sex Park
1000 CZK / half hour
Holesovicka Trznice
Bubenske Nabr
P7 (nearest Metro: Red line - Vlatavska)

The sex park is located just to the right as you walk through the main gate of Holesovicka market. After taking the stairs up, you are greeted by a goon with a metal detector. Once clear, put your 20 CZK into the machine and in you go. I have heard this place compared to the RLD in Amsterdam, I have never been so can`t comment. What I can tell you is that this place feels seedy, looks cheap and is generally a last ditch place for me. As I had not too much luck on the privat front today the sex park was a nice and simple solution. After taking a few circuits of the place I would say the girls here are generally above average looking, mostly in very good shape. I choose a Blond called Nikol who works in the 1st booth you come to when you walk in (Just around the corner from the vending machines). She was friendly and spoke good English. All in all it was 1000CZK well spent, not the best experience I have had but certainly not the worst.

Day 3 - Friday

Kittens
800 CZK / half hour
1200 CZK / hour
Tel 608 260 331, 776 260327
Jogoslavska 13 (Telephone when outside)
P2 (nearest Metro: Red line - I.P. Pavlova)

Third times the charm it seems and I`m so glad that I stuck with this one. The apartment is 30 metres from I.P. Pavlova metro station, around the corner from Radost FX. The apartment itself was great, large bedroom and a real double bed, not 2 singles pushed together which is all too popular here. Tereza was just the sort of girl I like, brunette, not too skinny and stacked. We really hit it off and I had one of the best sessions that I have ever had in Prague. I may have to break a golden rule and go back later for a second time.

Day 4 - Saturday

Axi
1000 CZK / half hour
1500 CZK / hour
Tel 737 885 204, 909 609 913
U Gymnazia 1 (Telephone when outside)
P4 (nearest Metro: Red line - Vyshrad)

This one was a bitch to find. Take Metro from I.P Pavlova to Vyshrad. Exit the metro stop on the side you are on and go up the steps in front of you. Turn left at top of steps and walk past the large Skoda building on the right. After you pass the building you should see a bridge over the road, just up the small hill in front of you. Cross the bridge and turn left at the bottom. Take the next left and the privat is in the first building on your left. The apartment itself was not the best I have seen but was clean enough. I choose to go with Sara, a 19 year old redhead. She spoke only a few words of English. This was another great session, gives fantastic oral (OWO included in price) and her cowgirl technique is top notch. If you don`t mind the downmarket surroundings, this must be one of the best value privats in Prague.

Ophelie
1500 CZK / half hour
2000 CZK / hour
Tel 605 747 867, 723 419 810
Kodanska 47 (Telephone when outside)
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Nam Miru)

The apartment is really spectacular, the best that I seen in Prague. The girls themselves were varied, a couple of shall we say "larger" ladies, a attractive brunette and 2 very petite short haired brunettes. They had a special offer, 2 girls for only 2500 CZK for the hour. Unfortunately I only take the money I need so only had 2000 CZK on me, why did`nt they have said that on the phone?!?! I choose one of the petite brunettes, named Bara. A wise choice, she had a fantastically toned body and a perfect ass. She spoke no English but who cares right? This was my second exceptional session so far this week, not quite upto yesterdays standard but damn close. She was really into it, the term nymphomaniac would not be out of place. I would not hesitate in recommending this place, sure its one of the more expensive privats in Prague but this one is defiantly worth paying the price.

Day 5 - Sunday

Beboss
1500 CZK / half hour
2000 CZK / hour
Tel 607 910 436, 721 213 486
Rimska (Didnt note number)
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Nam Miru)

This was another of the more expensive privats. The apartment itself was nice and both of the girls that were working were beautiful. I choose Michelle, about 20 with blond hair and perfect breasts. The session was good but after having several exceptional sessions over the last couple of days my standards were a lot higher.

Day 6 - Monday

Axi
1000 CZK / half hour
1500 CZK / hour
Tel 737 885 204, 909 609 913
U Gymnazia 1 (Telephone when outside)
P4 (nearest Metro: Red line - Vyshrad)

I tried calling several apartments without much luck so decided go to Axi again. This time I went with Sarka, a black haired 25 year old. I had another good session but not quite as good as my first here. Another thing about this place is that pretty much any extra that you can think of is available. I paid a extra 500 CZK for anal totalling 2000 CZK for a hour with OWO and anal, still great value for money.

Day 7 - Tuesday

Ano Sex
1000 CZK / hour
Tel 777 266 739
Podle Kacerova 1261 (Telephone when outside)
P4 (nearest Metro: Red line - Kacerov)

This apartment has just a single girl working, Renata. I would not normally go for a girl like this, she was a little older than I like, 30 ish, a little larger than I like but she had a fantastic pair of huge natural breasts, I could not help myself! I`m glad I gave her a go, she really does know what a man likes and the positions she can put her legs in have to be seen to be believed. Not the best looking but the sex was great and the price was good, I would recommend her to any fellow breast lovers in a instant!

Ophelie
1000 CZK / half hour
15000 CZK / hour
Tel 605 747 867, 723 419 810
Kodanska 47 (Telephone when outside)
P2 (nearest Metro: Green line - Nam Miru)

Now this confused me, the last time I was here earlier in the week I was told the prices were 2000 CZK for a hour but this time I was told 1500 CZK, both quoted by the same girl. Perhaps it`s cheaper during the day (visited at 3 PM today and at 9PM on Saturday) or during the week? I did call a I tried to find out why the prices were different but could not get myself understood. Anyway it does not matter, it was worth 2000 CZK and for 1500 CZK this place is a absolute steal! This time there was only one girl working, so I saw another of the petite brunettes, Sara. The session was not quite as good as the first but still was one of the better ones I have had on this trip.

Bonus section

I have also used Dessert escort service on many occasions, not on this trip but I think the information will still be of use. The vast majority of their girls are from Russia, all of the girls I was with were from St Petersburg. In fact several of them are related. The price is 220 Euro for all night (9 hours) including OWO and DFK.

My experiences have been hit and miss, out of the 5 nights I have spent with their girls over the last year, I have had a exceptional night, a great night, 2 average nights and a bad night. The problem is the exceptional and bad nights were with the same girl!

I had a great night Tania and a average night with Palina but as these girls are no longer with them I see no point in going into details. My other average night was with Daniella. The night did start out extremely well. She spoke enough English to allow a small amount of conversation and was very enthusiastic in bed. The problem was as the night proceeded she started to get moodier and moodier which I have read is one of her traits. Well great start, bad finish, average over all.

My exceptional and bad nights were spent with Naomi. Again she spoke a small amount of English and conversation was possible. The first night was out of this world, she could not get enough and I thank my lucky stars that I was able to keep up! I don`t want to go into too much detail except to say that she allowed FS without a condom, not my choice I hasten to add but when you are not thinking with you head things tend to happen. This worried me for a time afterwards but everything was OK. The second night was at least 6 months latter. I understand that these girls are worked pretty hard, perhaps she was just suffering burnout or perhaps after the first session my expectations were too high, either way it was not good. She seemed to have lost the spark that I was so attracted to on our first meeting. Mechanical cold sex and a unhealthy alcohol consumption rate made for a night which I don`t mind forgetting.

I would be hesitant to recommend this place even though it is cheap. Thinking about it from a financial point of view, 4 pops in a night (or more if you can manage it) with a dessert girl cost`s about 6500 CZK. The same quality of girl can be found in privates for 1200 - 1500 CZK a hour, thus making it cheaper to go for 4 different private girls. Dropping 1200CZK in the hole for a average hour is fine but 220 Euro can sting! It would`nt be so bad if they were consistent, you could pay 75 Euro for a hour and if they are good come back for a all nighter later, but as I have mentioned above they are anything but!

Summary

Well that's it, another stay to the golden city has come to an end. All in all it was a very good trip, one of my best in fact. I think I managed to visit nearly every privat I planned too and saw a wide range of girls having mostly all good experiences. The best apartment overall was Ophelie, it may or may not be one of the most expensive depending on the price they quote but both the surroundings and the girl were worth paying the extra for. The best of the cheaper apartments was Axi, the girls were not the most beautiful that you can find in Prague but they are certainly pretty and provide great service. The best session that I had was with Tereza from Kittens, not only fantastic sex but she is also a really sweet girl.

Aside from the sex, I met some really cool people who I hope to stay in touch with, drank far too much gorgeous Czech beer and generally lived the good life. I have spent so much time here over the last year that I have decided it makes sense to move here permenantly, if anyone has a job for a software engineer in Prague let me know! In the meantime, a change of scenery is in order. I`m now a lot more adventurous, its time to take my first trip to not only Brazil but also my first trip out of Europe, watch out Rio, here I come! If anyone will be there from the 12th to the end of Feb 2005 and fancies grabbing a beer or whatever, send me a message.

I hope this report has been a interesting read and if it has helped at least one person my work here is done. If there are any questions you have on any part of the report please don`t hesitate to contact me.

General Tips (Sorry if some of these sound really obvious!):

1. Metro/trams are great, there is no reason in the world that you ever need to take a taxi anywhere in Prague. Every private that I visited was within 5 mins walk of a metro or tram stop. It works out cheaper in the long run to just buy a 12 CZK 2 hour pass every time you set out on a journey rather than get a 70 CZK 24 hour pass every day. Just make sure you have a valid ticket, on this trip alone I was asked to produce it on 3 separate occasions, no ticket = hefty fine.

2. Not only learn some basic Czech, learn how to pronounce it properly. I tried on several occasions to learn a few phrases, the most important IMO being "I`m outside your building!". I had no problem finding the phrases but reading them I would pronounce them as I would a English word which would sound completely different to how it should sound in Czech. That's only the first part of the problem, a few friends have tried helping me out by speaking the phrases in Czech but getting my English mouth to speak them and be understood is extremely difficult.

3. Perseverance! Even though there are plenty of privat`s in Prague to choose from, if a particular girl takes your fancy don`t be afraid of calling back on several occasions. If the girl you want does not speak English its always possible that a girl that does may be there at the same time and is able to give the address. Once you are in the privat, weather the girl speaks English or not is irrelevant!

4. Buy a full city map with street name index. When asking for a privat`s address ask for the nearest metro and ask them to spell the name of the street. Then as long as you have at least the first couple of letters correct you can easily locate the street using the index and it`s proximity to the stated metro stop.

5. Rent a Czech mobile! If you are staying in a apartment, ask the person you are renting from to sort you out with a phone or at the very least a sim card. Using my UK phone in Prague costs £1.50 a minute (~65 CZK), calls with a Czech sim card cost 7 CZK a minute. If you are planning on getting a sim card just make sure your phone is both unlocked and capable of using the frequencies in Europe (any Tri-band phone will be OK). A unlocked phone means it is capable of using sim cards from any network. To test this out, find a friend with a different network provider and try their sim in your phone, if it works you are probably in luck. If you have a newish Nokia phone that is locked you can find (free) codes on the internet that you can input yourself that will unlock it.

6. Pretty much every bar/shop is more expensive in Prague 1 than any other area of the city, although still far cheaper than the UK. Prague 2 is just as beautiful with many great bars (Radost FX being my fav, great atmosphere) and the prices are lower.

Badmrfrosty,

Dropping 1200CZK in the hole for a average hour is fine but 220 Euro can sting!
that would take all the fun out of it for me too. Thats almost $300!!

You don't say where you are located in UK but last time I was there, you could get shagged by a 9 or 10 for about 50 quid and that was London prices.

Your idea to check out B R A Z I L is a good one.
Aquaint yourself with Don Gringo's reports and photos and be saved!

Badmrfrosty

Its always nice to see reports on the less frequently reported locations like Prague and I enjoyed reading yours. It highlights one of the problems with Privats there namely - communication. Getting the address can be very difficult and as you say perseverence and patience is required. It is also very hit and miss, so your patience may not be rewarded.

Of the places you visited I agree Axi is worth a visit if you want value and performance, but from my experience looks are not a strong point of the girls there. Dessert is relatively cheap for Prague and the management look after customers, but the girls I saw were only in the 4-7 range.

The Sex Park is worth a visit for a quickie and just to see it, but I agree with you nothing to get excited about. Have you tried any of the clubs especially K5 or its new sister place which looks like being nearer to an FKK? Talking of FKK's if you like Prague, FKk's in Germany are worth a visit.

Saying that, nothing will prepare you for your visit to Rio, if you love Prague, Rio is 10X up the scale for everything, take lots of cash and make the most of your visit. Prague will never seem the same again.

Cantgetenuff:

Thankfully the pound is strong against the dollar/euro at the moment so 220 is not that much for a (good) all nighter. I don`t hobby in the UK, but 50 quid for a top girl does sound like a bargain . But with so many slappers about you don`t need to pay for it!

Wickedwilly:

Thanks for the comments. I can`t wait for Rio, planning on taking a wedge of cash and living it large for the whole 2 weeks. I`m sure it will give Prague a run for its money but there is something about that city that I just love. As soon as my trip to Rio is over I will be moving there. Life is tough!

How did you find your apartment ?