PATTAYA

I just returned from a 3-week January trip that consisted of one week in Pattaya, one in BKK and one in Angeles City. Since there are many other members on this board that are much more experienced in these mongering havens, not to mention that they are much more articulate, I intend to only mention points in this report that were new to me or surprises or noteworthy having read the reports of others, rather than a run down of the action at the many places I visited.

In Pattaya I was surprised at the Russian influence on Walking Street. I was intrigued enough to go to the Las Vegas Go-Go on Soi BJ. It was disappointing. I was surprised it was crowded with many Arabs and other Eastern Europeans. The mostly blond average looking Russian girls danced in pairs in a show style. They slowly stripped to a bare breast or even short beaver flash. They did pull guys onto the stage and tease them in a floorshow media that the Arabs thought was a big deal. The girls then waded through the crowd while stretching their g-strings for 20 or 50 baht note tips. They charged 130 baht for a Heineken. Also the waitress said that the girls were not to be bar-fined. Why did I waste my time there - I chugged the beer and left. I also noticed a handful of Russian girls standing on Walking Street - looking like European whores back home. It seemed some big looking Russian guy always accompanied them, so I never approached them. One gal on a baht bus said they were there on 3-month visas for work.

Pattaya's positives were that the bars along 2nd road were open beyond 1:00 AM, even as late as 3:00 AM. They had their lights out but they were serving. This included my favorite Hot and Cold Go-Go on Soi Post Office, which let me in after 2 AM and had girls dancing on stage even after my short time at 3:00 AM. Consequently, I ended up there three nights because it's unlike any other go-go I have found in Pattaya. I say this because the girls there are all over you when they are not dancing. They allow drunken men to grope them on stage and even crawl up there. They have a nasty show every night at 10 PM, including good lesbian action. The girls let you finger them while sharing a drink. I have only found this hardcore action on Soi 6 and never at a go-go. Please tell me if you know of other such places! Here are a few pictures of my favorite honey from Hot & Cold. She couldn't speak any English but she knew her business. I thought she was beautiful and she loved deep throat kissing at the bar and long stroking squats up in the room. The short-time room upstairs was 500 baht and I gave her 1,000 for her 2 hours, which included one great multi-position fuck and one finishing facial. God, I miss her so much.

Photos: Tun 01 02 03 04 05 06 07

Another Pattaya positive was Lólita's BJ bar off Soi Diana. For 700 baht you are led upstairs to a small clean private room that has a modified dentist chair in it. The girl of your choice, after a drink at the bar or on the nice sofas downstairs, de-pants you, hangs them on a hook on the wall in plain view and kneels before you to accept the scepter. You can adjust the chair back if you want and take a nap. My friend who was a newbie to Asia loved this place and went every day at opening at 2 PM. He negotiated a full ˝ hour regardless of the number of pops that entailed. He often reported that she worked hard for #2 just before time ran out. Lólita's was head and shoulders (no pun intended) above the nasty BJ bars on Soi Post Office. They had about 6 -8 girls at 2 PM.

I did a weird thing that I really enjoyed. I met a girl on the street near Beach Road, but I had no time to take her somewhere. I told her I thought she was very beautiful and I would like to simply 'Jube Noi' (kiss her) for 15 minutes. She took me to the beach and we DTK'd for 15 minutes for 200 baht. Nice diversion for a Dirty Old Man.

Photo: Pattaya Street Girl 08

The Dynasty Inn downtown Pattaya was nice. The rooms were large and the place was clean. At 950 baht per night it was a great deal. The Lek Hotel across the street ahs a nice breakfast buffet for 95 baht. Free shuttle to Pattaya because I stayed at the Dynasty Inn BKK the night before.

Pattaya disappointments were that Soi 6 now allows cars to park in front of the bars. This has totally displaced the girls that used to sit out in the street and has, IMHO, detracted from the welcome / sleazy feeling of the Soi. I also had bad luck with a mechanical fuck at the Sabialand MP.

"The girls let you finger them while sharing a drink. I have only found this hardcore action on Soi 6 and never at a go-go. Please tell me if you know of other such places!"

It's all about finding the right girl with the right vibe. I've dipped digits in Walking St gogos (Nui's, Peppermint, LDS, Living Dolls, Happy, etc), Soi 8 gogos, Soi 2, Soi 13/1-4 gogos...

I've also found that I can finger, and sometimes 6-pack girls in the beerbars. Oh, most of the FoB 18 year olds aren't gonna let you give them a pelvis exam in the bar, but I've had to go wash my hands more then once while cruising beerbars. Hell, I almost fucked a girl in a Soi 8 beerbar while we were no more then 4 meters from the street.

As for "other" activities: I've boffed one or two INSIDE the gogos - even while I had a mamasan sitting at the table. Bahtman and Blazers both got the chance to observe me boffing a girl inside Classroom 2000. Now THAT was a GOOD party!!

Your Beach Rd freelancer. Where were you when you found her? What Soi was the crossstreet and what time did you see her?

Alright, I gotta head back there SOON!!

E