BANGKOK

On to BKK.

My BKK experience was very different in that I began the week with cosmetic eyelid surgery at the Yanhee Hospital. That itself was quite a trip, with an assembly-line atmosphere, scores of sexy nurses walking around in their whites, and saving 80% over US prices. The aftermath of my 1˝ hours of surgery was that my eyes were swollen, badly for a week and decreasing thereafter. Actually, I looked either like an alien for a week or like I had been in a fight with Mike Tyson (with my arms tied behind my back), but in Thailand no one seemed to care. I was still hit upon in the Beer Garden and the Thermae Café (they are all aliens there).

I had met an 'internet chat' gal on www.bangkok.chat that offered to take care of me post surgery. She met me as promised at the hospital, waited for me the 4 hours I was in surgery and recovery and then taxied with me to Pattaya. There she washed my wounds, ice packed me, blew me and rode me cowboy style every day. She heard the doctor say that I shouldn't exert myself so she felt obligated to do all the work. She stayed with me 6 days and nights. Very night she returned to and waited in the room after we had dinner for me to return on most nights when I went out for short time action. I gave her 1,000 a day for the 6 days and she was very happy. She had taken off work to be with me….quite the blind date. She also took us to the weekend market and the Grand Palace during the days when she wasn't taking my laundry out. This was my first GFE and it was nice.

Meanwhile some info that may be news in BKK is:

Marc at the Eden club has changed his pricing structure to 1695 baht per lady regardless of the time of day. He recommends you cum early in the day, at 12-noon opening, as business has been boom booming.

In an attempt to have the same sure bet hard-core action of the Eden club at a lower price, I tried Annie's massage parlor, next to the Raja hotel, 100 yards from the Nana Hotel. A local guy I met at the Thermae Cafe recommended it. At 12 midnight I walked into the Sports bar that was lit up but empty. I nearly got out when the mamason told me that the massage parlor was across the parking lot and up a flight. She took me there. There were only 4 girls left and for 1500 all-inclusive I picked a nice looking 29 year-old lady. The room she took me to had a nice bathtub, but the hot water was already gone so we went straight to bed and she went right to work. A nice BBBJ was followed by a 5-minute nice rim-job. We then screwed and ate pussy in every position I could think of including when I asked her to stand on her head next to the bed. She finished me with a messy facial that upset her because I got her hair quite messy. However she reluctantly accepted by 300 baht tip and invited me to a lesbian party the next day. This is an Eden Club that doesn't require you have 2 girls, but they are available if you want. She even gave me a poor Thai massage afterwards for 15 minutes so I would be relaxed.

My friend also tried Lólita's BJ bar off Soi 8 in BKK. He said that they didn't have the dentist chairs. They had sofas in a semi-private setting. They wouldn't do the 2-pop deal. They also charged 800 baht. He said it wasn't as nice as Pattaya and consequently he only went there three times in 4 days.

The Dynasty Inn in BKK sold our confirmed reservations because we didn't say that we were coming at 3 PM instead of 11 AM. So always let them know of your arrival time and maybe even prepay the room or they will sell it. We then went down the street to the Woraburi (4 blocks South on Soi 4). It's only OK, like the Nana rooms, kind of dumpy. 1250 baht for th4e deluxe rooms, 1000 for the standard. The deluxe has a 6' x8' hard wooden platform for its extra space. The Dynasty would be better.

Gee, nice job on obtaining full service "post-op care", especially for 1K Baht a day.

I'm gonna have to check out that bangkok.chat site for myself.