When Murasaki posted his list of three things he has never done in Bangkok, I realized two of the three things he hadn't done yet, I hadn't done yet either. They were a visit to Baron's and barfining a lady from Patpong. I still haven't barfined from Patpong, but I will worry about that later.

So I decided to visit Baron's. I had actually just finished up a all nighter with Roth #07 from the Dollhouse, but that is another story for another chapter.

We were both on the Skytrain and she was heading home to Sukhumvit Soi 71. I got off at the Phrom Phong station which is right on top of Sukhumvit Soi 24. Told her I was meeting friends....LOL

I actually had a somewhat difficult time finding the place. I heard there an entrance from Sukhumvit and looked for the Barber pole. I must have missed it. I then started walking down Soi 24 and found a barber pole, but the name of the place was called Supinda. I walked in, thinking it was Baron's, but it was actually a legitimate Barber Shop and massage place.

And it was expensive as well.

So I found an Internet cafe and double checked the instructions. Someone mentioned you could enter from Soi 24 by taking the first alley on the left. That did it and I quickly found it after that. There was a big "Baron" sign at the end of the alley so it was kind of hard to miss after that.

I walked in the prices listed were 400 for 1 hour and 800 for two hours. There was no fishbowl and a selection of about 10-20 ladies all dressed on yellow massage uniforms.

I selected one and we headed up stairs. The facilities are not quite like the lavish massage parlors I am use to, but they sufficed. I have pictures to post later.

We started with a shower and she paid close attention to the dick, but also extra special attention to cleaning my asshole. Hmmmmm......

After the shower I laid down on the bed and she got out the baby oil and started to massage me. It was nice. She started with the arms, the back, the legs, the butt, would stick her hands down and massage my balls and dick from behind.

And THEN, THEN I had one of the nicest sensations ever. I felt something warm and wet along my ass crack. It felt so good it was making muscles in my butt checks quiver and shake.

Then I felt that same sensation on my asshole, and then later in my asshole! Now I know why she was cleaning my ass out so well.

By the way, her name was Nin, age 20.

She continued licking my ass and I continued enjoying it. That later turned into her tongue running all over my body. My legs, my butt, my back, my neck. Her ear nibbling and licking again sent my butt cheeks into a shutter.

She then pulled me up so I was in the female (receiver) doggie position and she continued licking my ass for a good 15-20 minutes. I rolled over and held my legs up and again received some more ass licking.

I put my legs down and then she started deep throating a really nice BBBJ. I returned the favor by performing some DATY on her and then I started rubbing my dick against her clit and pussy. I got the impression I could have entered her bareback here, but I wussed out and did grab the condom.

(Ok, so I just told Blazers I don't talk about condom usage anymore, but here I am doing it...Good ole inconsistent Xen.)

I fucked her hard in mish and she was moaning and screaming her delight. I pulled her up for a ride and then into doggie and I started fingering her ass. I asked her about anal and she said no. I mentioned it one more time and she again said no, so I continued fucking her in doggie.

After about a minute (without me asking again) she offered up her ass to me. So we lubed it up and I entered. She winced in pain as I put it all the way, but took it quite well so I don't think she was the newbie to anal sex she claimed to be.

We never talked about money and I was planning on giving her 1500 anyway. I asked how much she wanted and she said 1500. I figured 1000 would have sufficed, but the service was excellent and she did throw in some anal sex for me.

All in all I highly recommend Baron's. At least Nin. At age 20, she said she had been working there for one year and eight months. Very sweet lady. I hope Baron's service is generally typical of the service she provided me.

I've never been disappointed there. Massage quality is hit and miss , but how many of us go there for the massage.

The oily pussy rub on bare cock seems to be a new trick there. The last girl I did there was an expert at it. I loved it so much when she got out the old Goodyear- I told her to just keep up what she had been doing. Later I turned her into mish with her legs wishboned and came by humpin her outside.Certainly more pleasurable than inside using a wrapper- which of course I always wear before entering .

"Certainly more pleasurable than inside using a wrapper- which of course I always wear before entering ."

Chua mak

E

My understanding is the girls expect 1500 baht; that is what I have always paid there, although I can't say I am a regular there.

Although I have sometimes gotten two shots at Barons, it seems 1 shot is the norm there. Anyone have contrary info?

I am a bit surprised by the yellow uniforms. My experience there has generally been the "you can fuck me" girls wear different individualized outfits, while the "massage only" girls wear uniforms; can't remember whether they were white or yellow. That was a year or so ago though so things may have changed.

By the way Xeno, I'm beginning to think you are avoiding me. First, when in Germany you got out of Dodge just as I was arriving, and then you have me waiting for you to show up in Brazil, only to start filing trip reports from LOS. Well, no harm done; I'll just will have to satisfy twice the amount of Brazilian pussy to make up for your glaring absence.

Barfining a girl in Patpong is easy. It is also, by mistake, easy to barfine a ladyboy.

The key to Patpong IMHO is to do your homework and know which bars have ladyboy's. Some are infested with them, whereas others don't seem to have them. Can't remember which ones are which.

LAGuy,

I am sure our paths will cross one of these days. You could always meet up with us for the grand mongering convention in AC...

Athos must be one jealous guy, right now.

Soccer
20 min is too long for me as my ass gets desensitized, I like 5 min as preamble.
Forgive my spelling but I am getting prepared:
Lia tut?

Athos

What are you trying to say - lick ass? "Lia tud". Sounds a lot like the word toot, but with a "d" on the end. Hard to express a polytonal language with roman script, eh?

I forget - when is your trip planned?

E

Epi
I am going to try to learn with Rosetta Stone CDs. Worse come to shove, I will have 100 ready made phrases in flash cards.
Have not purchased air yet but hoping for memorial day 2 week run.
I keep cracking up trying to learn language as no much makes sense to me.

Athos

Actually, their language is fairly simple and filled with WONDERFUL shortcuts. It's tricky to make some of the tones, but you'll eventually get the hang of it. Once you're in Thailand you'll be amazed how far a little bit of Thai will get you.

Let me know if you need some help with your Thai. I could always use another person to bounce this stuff off of.

I am working on my Thai - one whore at a time...

E

I'll come back with questions after I get going. I need the CDs to get the pronunciation and tones. I have also ordered several books and phrasebooks.

Nothing beats practice. Go to your local Thai restaurant and have some fun.

E

Xen:
Two questions:
1) You did not describe Nin's looks and body? Was she a 6 or 7?
2) When I visited Barons, the girl did not shower with me. I showered by myself. I am not sure if the shower part depends on the menu option...

I would say a solid 7, so the pictures will probably get 5's.

I am not sure about the shower either. But she did bath me completely. I did the option for the two hours. Not sure if that made a difference though. I will have pictures of Nin later, then you can decide if you like her looks.