I was in Batam for two nights this past weekend. Things were pretty quiet with Chinese New Year right around the corner. Even though it was a little late, I was without a wingman so I did a little booking joint tour, and thought I would give an update.

PP Bananas Started off in this little Go Go bar on top of Lucy’s Oar House Pub. Evan, the owner, is a great guy and the downstair pub is doing well – and some of the hands off waitresses are quite sweet and well stacked. Unfortunately upstairs ain’t doing to well. The three or four attractive holdovers are looking tired and feeling stale and the four or five new girls, are all rhinos and quite painful to watch shake it on stage (I imagine it would be more painful to have them shake it in your lap.) The goodwill of regulars and power of reputation will depreciate, the guys managing upstairs need to not be so damn lazy and get out and recruit new blood. Oh yeah as usual the most attractive girls in the place are all ex-PP Bananas girls who are visiting while the bule sponsors are off earning the bacon. It’s sad to look at the current line-up and then see all the talent that has run through the place. Definitely going down here, but still fun to pop in and have a friendly girl grind you. Also, the parawan (virgin) waitress Tutti is starting to thaw a bit….hmmmm.

Next I went to tour some of the booking places behind Goodway Hotel. Although it was Friday after 7PM and I expected the selection to be picked over well, I did find some surprisingly good line-ups

Dinasty I went here first because there is a girl very high on my to-do list. She is cute with a great smile, but not a stunner. However, she does have a real outgoing fun personality and I am starting to get very curious how that carries over to the bedroom. Of course, she had already been booked and was hanging in the coffee shop next door with about ten other already booked girls. I first went inside and saw the dozen leftovers, of which only one or two were attractive. However, with some evidence of cuties in the already selected bunch, this place is definitely on the up trend.

Jungle Minda Here is a joint where I have never seen more than 10-12 girls, imagine my surprise when I parted the curtain and I see 25-30 girls in the tank. While there are about half a dozen who merit consideration, there is one clear stunner in the group. I recognize this girl as a girl Socrates booked last time in town. I call her over for a chat and the first thing she asks me about is where Socrates is….. Oh well back into the tank with you. Clearly someone has gone out and done some serious recruiting here, and definitely merits some future shopping.

Sedona Country This has been one of the hottest places since Ramadan ended. If you time it right you will see 40 or more girls in the tank with probably half being attractive. At this time I hit the place there were about a dozen left. There were three spinners; one of which is a tiny girl Epi booked upon first site last time in town. Much like that night I was surprised to see her in the tank at this hour. One of the other spinners I took an interest in she was real cute and a very slender body. She was very playful with lots of faux boxing and tugging on each other. I was shocked to hear she was 20 and already had a three year old kid, I couldn’t imagine that slight body passing something the size of a baby. Well she had never had a baby before and in our playful conversation I asked the ice cream (BJ) question to which I got the sedikit (little) response. I figured that meant should would sniff my dick and go ewwwwww. So I took a pass but I think I may give her a ST spin in the future. Also, I noticed three or four absolutely drop dead gorgeous girls that had already been booked. IMO Sedona is definitely still a top place.

Britanic KTV – As this joint is across the street from Sedona, I usually pop in and then the last couple of months pop right back out. This is a shame as the staff is great and facilities nice. Tonight I got about ten girls in the showroom instead of the usual couple. Furthermore there were a couple of contenders. Quickly I noticed a rather attractive girl who looked like she was shoplifting two cantaloupes under her t-shirt. She was quite shy, avoiding eye contact, while she probably texted “I hope he doesn’t pick me” on her phone. I called her out for a conversation; absolutely zero English, had never gone with a westerner, super shy, but a shy “of course” to the ice cream question. Normally I would toss a shy one like this back, but for some reason I said WTF and pulled the trigger. This gambled paid off as I kept her the whole weekend and she fucked my brains out. Also, unlike some chesty girls I have encountered, this one was into have her tits heavily focused upon and to also use them to give pleasure. Well I will by again, if only to pick Anna up. At 200K for LT this absolute steal. She was good I tipped her out 100K each day and bought her a stuffed gorilla.

On Saturday while walking I passed Femmima Massage and found an already picked over line-up. However I did see that Porker’s “My Jenny” is back from the Kampong. Of course she wanted to know when he was coming back. Unfortunately either too much fried food or the stress of too much cock has made her face break out pretty bad. I like the Femima line-up and it is always worth a look see given its central location.


Finally, I had a chance to check out Steps Music Lounge where the band Topnomore is on a return engagement. I also agree with Crazier’s comments that the song selection is not as good as before. However, I still think the lead singer is one of the sexiest women I have ever laid eyes on. She as put on a couple of kilos, but wow does she move sexy. Of course, drinks are expensive and the crowd sparse. I did see some of the usual NED FL who specialize in trolling for Bules. It seems that Rezah has joined their ranks, as I saw her in a rather sleazed up outfit that screamed “For Rent.” She was on the prowl as she was leaving the dead Step’s and heading for the hopefully greener pastures of the No Name Pub in Harmoni Hotel.

What’s a report without some pics. Say hello to Anna from Britanic.

Photos: Anna - Britanic 01 02 03

I'll trade you 'Jenny' for THAT ONE! I'm in LUVVVVVVVV!!!

But if you're not willing, tell Jenny I'll see her in 7 weeks.

Re: PP Bananas girls all being bought out of the bar, why do I get the feeling that giving them your phone # might produce some favorable results in the near future? The 'lease, with an option to buy' somehow doesn't usually tend to work out in THEIR favor.

MX

Those titties are inpressive indeed!! Also, she's a little "fluffy", but not HUGE. I can see why she stayed in your room the whole time...

Re: PP Bananas - "The Turtle" still there plying her trade? You'd think Bafana would have upgraded looOOOOOooooong before now. Maybe she's giving up the ass?

Turtle is a real downgrade from Donna. Guess that retard really pissed him off, eh?

As for Porker's Jenny - hopefully she got some "Janitor in an Drum" to clean out that box.

E

Wat can I say about cantaloupes?
Really won't know what to do with more than a handful.

But, I know someone called Phenom who would die for these and I will surely save this info for his "birthday rights!"

Now, seeing these pics, I also know why chillisquid was raving about her last night!

Keep em coming. By the way, I have called and had a long discussion with Air Asia over Jakarta (their service manager) and as advised, am now cancelled on their flight (all our 3 tickets) and "shopping". The Lufthansa offer is over and its now a good S$170 to get there and back as of today! A hundred dollars over budget!

Am still shopping!

By the way, did the megalis work for ya?

Porker, As for getting hooked up with former PP Banana girls. I have given out my number to many and my SMS inbox remains empty. However, the problem is that the Bule Niche market served by PPB is quite small and everybody knows everybody elses business. However, I beleive there are a lot of "kept" women from the much larger Asian side of the market who would enjoy having a back door man (No not that back door Epi.) I think our friend Crazier could shed much more light on these types of liasons.

Epi - The tortoise has broken her contract and no longer at PP Banana. I think wedding invitations will be mailed out soon, and I am sure yours will be lost in the mail.

Crazier - Now you are such a bright energetic guy, I a sure you can think of something pleasurable to do with cantaloupes. I hadn't thought of Phenom but Anna is right up his alley. I am surprised Phenom doesn't go to Batam as it much better hunting ground for trophy racks than anywhere else in the neighborhood.

As for Jakarta, For a Sin-JKT round trip you will always have to pay about S$76 in taxes and fees. So to meet your budget the tickets would have to be free. Oh yeah that was the AWAIR offer. Oh well, I think the Lufthansa $88 RT (Plus taxes and Fees) is the best deal out there. Also The flights times are great with an early evening departure time from Sin and a 8:30 PM departure from Jakarta. Oh and you get star alliance miles to boot!

If you back out on this Jakarta trip, it will only be fairgame since I am backing out of our CNE trip to Thailand.

MongerX
That is one helluva good looking woman. Hard to believe she is Asian. Thanks for sharing. Excellent report.
DonGringo

Mx,

I am not surprised to see the positive reactions generated by these pics as there are many lovers of tits - big ones !

The few times I have had the pleasure, I really was at a loss what to do with them besides some obvious squeezing and vain attempts to find out what babies are sucking for.

No, never found much pleasure in tits even when they were big enough to push little johnny between for what is supposed to be a tit-fuck! Still prefer to have my thingy in the honeypot!

You will note that I did not blink even when she was close enough during our short time at Steps.

On Jakarta,
Awair is currently being given the run-around by our government here not far unlike the time when they wanted to get their JB (Johor flights) working with coach connections from Singapore.

Eventually, they will get there but, for now, they are expecting as many "spanners in the works" as can be so I have opted to cancel out that wonderful reservation at S$76/- and move ahead. Ghenggis is tied up and is out and R** one of the golfing buddies says OK so I shall make the reservation for him too.

I was told (by an old friend from Jakarta last week while in Langkawi) that the pretty & cute caddies in Bunga Raya Golf course in Bogor (between Jakarta and Bandung) are wonderful playthings (after golf) and am tempted to head there from Jakarta after one night and back to Jakarta after checking them out during this 24th Feb trip! Care to take up the game while there?

Yes, I am going, its just what I am going to do there that may take some adjustments. Penjay the first evening is still on the cards!

Phenom does find them big ones there himself and there more reasons (workwise) why Jakarta is his playground more than Batam.

On kept women in Batam, there are some local men kept by these women with the money of their keepers - usually referred to as "Bronchess".

My recent discovery with the kind referral of one bataminfo chappie is a delightful and chirpy gal who I like much and yet, due to circumstances, has restricted ability to be out on the town for fear of losing maintenance rights! I fear for her too since I am not a candidate for taking over his "responsibilities".

Must say its nice to infringe on what is supposed to be private property sometimes!

From her point of view, its justifiable since she does not have exclusivity of the guy who has to go home to his Singapore wifey and family.

Well, I am looking for more of her kind for sure!

(Message edited by crazier on January 31, 2005)

MX-- I noticed hollywood wasn't on your roster ? Did you take them outa your rotation for good? There's a couple in there that I'm lookig forward getting to know.

Speaking of that, are the girls in Batam PO'ed with butterfly'ing at booking joints? I liked my "new to white meat" gal last time alot and would hate to whatever chemistry we started working up due to my lack of mongering etitique.

DM- The reason Hollywood is not on the list is because I only visited the joints in one local. What I would call the Goodway cluster. Hollywood is definately still in the rotation, as it really is one of the most improved joints IMO. Hollywood always had lots of girls, none too good looking and almost all crap attitudes. Boy has that changed, definately some good candidates in here now. However, I haven't tested to see if there was some long term ramifications for the little tiff I had here. My guess is that since you guys got the right price the next day I shouldn't have any problems either.

I will be honest in that I really don't know how butterflying will go over in Booking joints. In the past I was much more of a disco FL guy. My guess is your Hollywood cutie will be none too happy if you waltz in a choose another girl. The booking joints are tightly run ships, so you can do that and go back and book your cutie again. However, whether the chemistry is ruined depends on her. Might make her work harder to make you happy after she initially pouts. Or she could just be a miserable experience. But you are a powerful young jedi and your good intiution should guide you well.

"Epi - The tortoise has broken her contract and no longer at PP Banana. I think wedding invitations will be mailed out soon, and I am sure yours will be lost in the mail."

Now that's a shame. I'd have been willing to book that ULTRAcutiepie, along with Donna, and stopped by to rejoice in their uniting as "albino and turtle". She broke her contract? I'm betting she lost a bit of money with THAT move, eh? He gonna "make good" on the lost coin?

Tell him he better keep wearing his condom even after they're married. Wouldn't be surprised if she popped up with something else requiring antibiotics. After all, NO woman is immune from UTIs, eh?

Crazier

You can't figure out what to do with ENORMOUS funbags? Hell, I'm not a real big fan o' tittyfucking either, but I sure don't mind using them as "meaty punching bags", along with other more innovative and less misogynistic endeavors. You ever tried using them as "meat headphones"? You can place your forehead on her sternum, wrap those big melons around your head and listen to the heartbeat. Wonderful way to lull yourself to sleep...

E

E,

They sort of get in the way more than I like!

Lull to sleep with the head wrapped in meat? Not my cuppa.

I actually like them in a separate bed when I sleep awaiting for the morning hard on to come round. Did you know "Royals" have separate beds? In fact, rooms!

Something to do with the King preferring to sleep alone after he's done with his queen! Or, is it the other way round?

Crazier

My "king" likes sleeping firmly snuggled up against her "queen"...

E

"The tortoise has broken her contract and no longer at PP Banana. I think wedding invitations will be mailed out soon, and I am sure yours will be lost in the mail."

LOL!...the tortoise.
and Thanks for the update MX. THe girl has got an amazing upper body!