Greetings! Having been a Member on and off for the last couple of years I decided it's time to engage my fellow mongers with a few details of a New Year's trip to Angeles. I've enjoyed the scenes in Rio, Mexico, Bangkok, Pattaya and other fruit baskets of the world but the ladies of the Philippines are second to none. A case can be made that other destinations offer hotter looking gals with more curvaceous ASSets depending on who's opinion you sample but a quick review of the posts here will confirm that a hard bodied ten may but the worst bar fine you've ever overpaid for. Don't get me wrong looks are important but attitude should be equally as high on your list if you really want to ENJOY yourself. Each destination has its pros and cons. All of them have Pros who are Cons but in the PI you’ll find a well-balanced meal. Beautiful women who are for the most part attractive, genuine, friendly and warm hearted. And if you ENJOY verbal communication it’s nice to know most Filipinas have a basic understanding of the English language and the prices are very reasonable for everything from accommodations to accommodation!

For me the worst part is the flight, especially coming back home to the land of liberated, artificially implanted and spoiled goddesses with attitudes. Excuse me, did I forget to spell goddesses with a capital "G"? I'm over six feet tall so economy or business class just won't get it done so I fly first class because I want to ENJOY all of my vacation. Now I can't sleep while I'm flying and that drives me crazy because I seem to be the only one in first class who isn't sawing logs for most of the flight. I don't like consciousness alterations brought about by prescription drugs so I resort to three or four Excedrin PM's and as many San Miguels as they'll give me. But even that won't put me to sleep. I find myself in this half awake, half asleep comatose state. By the time I made it through customs and met the driver from the Orchid Inn, I was exhausted but very pleased to be back on terra firma.

Now I had arranged to have a girl from the Flamingo Club come with the driver to the airport when I booked my room at the Orchid Inn. This is the second time I've done this. No matter how precisely you explain that you want only one girl and insist that she be attractive, they send three who are five's to seven's. Maybe that's why I don't frequent the Flamingo Club even though it is basically part of the Orchid Inn. I'm tired but looking forward to the two hour trip to Angeles with my three escorts. I take the back seat and summon the cutest of the three to join me. After about fifteen minutes she hurls on the floor because she started drinking early the night before and right on through the morning. A quick stop to gas up and clean up cuties cookies and we're on the road again. It's probably good they sent three girls cause even in my state I wouldn't do the chunky five so I hooked up with the only other option. She was about twenty years old and swore she had only been working in the bar for two weeks, which may have been true but that's what they all say isn't it? After a bit of fondling she's getting the rocket ready for liftoff with a nice BBBJ. I didn't feel compelled to do anything after that so I made her swallow the lovin spoonful and that was the highlight of the ride. We get to the Orchid and I pay the driver P1800 and the girl P1000.

The biggest minus about Angeles is the obvious. You won't mistake Angeles with Rio or even Pattaya. It is rundown, dirty and it smells too! No matter what they have planned for urban renewal, if the bars weren't there I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than spend a weekend in Angeles. Puerta Galera, which is very senic, would be an ideal PI destination if they had just 20% of the talent that Angeles does. I spent a total of ten days there this trip that I’ll share some other time but this post is about the events of New Years.

It’s early in the day and Santos Street doesn't have much to offer so I head to Emotions. Emotions doesn’t have the lookers that you’ll find in other bars but every time I’ve been there the girls are great as is the Mamasan. There’s about thirty gals inside even though it's not yet noon. The infamous three-holer Joy is there so I buy her a drink. She and another gal remember me from a previous visit. We chat for a bit before I bar fine them both and head back to the room. Joy is definitely a three-holer but I've never taken her up on the offer. I only get excited about it if it's a cherry ass anyway. After doing them both I tell one to split then Joy and I have a couple more sessions before she wants to take off. That's fine with me. I feel like doing some bar hopping because I want to ENJOY myself.

It's early evening so I head to Angels, which opens at 3:00 pm and is a nice place to relax. The music isn't too loud and you can actually carry on a conversation. I run into a gal I've been with previously named Analyn. She is a real sweetheart with a nice tight body and IF she likes you, she will GFE and fuck you like no other. The first time I met her I was with a previous Honeyko and we bar fined her. The Honeyko was sweet but Analyn was into it and I spent most of the night pumping her while the Honeyko took notes. As we were chatting I noticed a tall cutie and asked Analyn to bring her over. Her name is Maricel and she’s very pretty, a good dancer and wouldn't you know it, she’s from Samar. At first she was hesitant after comparing the blade to her forearm but I assured her I would be gentle and she was starting to warm up and having some fun.

We did a few shooters and decided to check out the Blue Nile before it got too crowded to find a seat. We went upstairs and I relaxed and ENJOYED myself while the girls took turns giving me lap dances. Both the girls are attractive but what got everyone’s attention was how nasty they could dance. If you’ve been to Angeles you know what I mean because most of the dancers don’t really dance. They just bob around on stage and as long as they’re moving I guess they’re doing their job. After a few more shooters we walked back to the Orchid. It was New Years night but the crowds were smaller than I imagined. I think a fair percentage of the girls had gone back to their province. Still it was seventy percent of normal and the locals were having fun. I had been warned by a couple of club owners that firing skyrockets or tossing cherry bombs at foreigners either walking or in trikes by the locals was commonplace but we didn’t have any problems at all. When midnight rolled around it seemed like a firework warehouse had caught fire and it went on til two or three in the morning. Made for in interesting night but with two hotties in the sack I honestly didn’t care what went on outside. Maricel was fun and gave a good BBBJ but what can I say, Analyn is the SHIT! It was a fun filled night and I really ENJOYED myself. To be continued…

>>I'm over six feet tall so economy or business class just won't get it done>>

Imagine me, 6'9'', in cow class. Only had to do it once going to SEA. I was NOT a !@#$ happy camper, and everyone in my section knew it. For me, it's EVA Evergreen Deluxe or Business Class. I dont have the miles or the ten grand to fly First Class, since these trips are on my dime (i'm working on business to change that...).

>>There’s about thirty gals inside even though it's not yet noon.>>

I love that about AC. Morning mongers are just as fortunate as those of us who try to defy the time change and are up all night, every night.

Six feet tall and you don't fit in ecenomy?
Fly United premier mileage member and you will have no trouble.
Get an exit seat and there is plenty of room.
Buy economy and use FF miles to upgrade.

All of the above is cheaper.
And I am over six feet and I have no problems.

Yeah, depending on the Club you can hobby early or late and if all else fails head to Santos Street. It's like a 24 hour walk through Doll Depot. FYI- First Class is around $3200 on PAL. A bit pricey but I feel it's worth it all things considered. I would imagine there are other options in Business Class or Coach which would be worth looking into. I've done a little research on Orbitz and Travelocity. For me it's not just the comfort of the seats but also the departure/arrival time and flight time as well. Always pays to shop around though. Thanks for the tip!

I'm only about 5'6" and I get uncomfortable flying Economy on the long haul flights, it's like prision. I Fly Eva's Evergreen Deluxe class, I collect miles so I can upgrade to Evergreen Deluxe on the long haul lights and sometimes pay for Economy.

I'm not a druggie but i like to take half a Xanax bar and sleep like a baby on the flight, last time I slept about 9 hours non stop, it's a great feeling waking up and almost at the destination.

Great report, i enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing
cheers
kj