Part one: AC

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: -Multiple Country Reports-: 2005/02 MongerX - Chinese New Year in AC and Batam: Part one: AC

By Mongerx on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 09:46 am:  Edit

For the first part of Chinese New Year I was in AC for five nights. It was certainly a lot of fun to have so many other CH members present. There was never want for someone to bar hop with, and as usual there was a lot of good natured ribbing and a lot of belly aching laughter over the breakfast table.

A quick hotel comment: This trip I booked into the Central Park Hotel. I was trying to pinch a few pennies this trip and at CP I saved $10 per night over my new favorite place to stay Hotel Royal Amsterdam. The customer service is still world class at the Central Park. Everything is so professional but also personable and relaxed at the same time. However, my in room internet service sucked donkey nuts the whole time I was there. Also, the rooms are really a BIIIIIIGGGG step down from the HRA superior I like to take. Also, I have a new appreciation for a coil spring mattress (Like they have in HRA) after having to sleep on the foam bad at the CP. While the service is not up to CP standards at HRA, the quality in the rooms is so much better I will probably go back to camping out at the HRA.

Some Bar Observations.

Fields Ave:

La Pasha – I spent some time two nights in this place and I must say my impression of this place is much better than it was two weeks prior. A fun place with some hot naughty girls. Always seemed to have a good party vibe.

Rhapsody - I really regret that my first six times in AC I never went in here. This place is a great place to find a bar fine. I really liked the talent here. But the most important advice I can give is that you get here before Merlin does as he seems to occupy the attention of half the bar. However, there are also a lot of cherry girls here so ask up front if that is an issue for you. I took a door girl from here two of my nights in town. Also, there was on super hot spinner I had my eye on, but when opportunity knocked she flocked to Epi instead. Geez talk about your two finalist of a “beauty contest:” Epi and I - Some girls have all the luck. Anyway for me this bar is just the right size in that it’s not so small that a small party wipes out the talent and not so big that it is difficult to scope out the impressive line-up easily.

Cambodia – This club is about the same, you can find some real winners in here (I thought DM’s tequila girl from here was super smoking) but there sure are a lot of trolls to fill in the white space.

Misty’s – Once again I had a problem with the cunt mamasam here. I was entertaining two girls when I was asked to buy another round. I told the waitress no and that I was leaving shortly. Sure enough she brings over two drinks anyway. I call over the mamasam to complain, and she says the waitress heard me say I wanted to order them. While I wanted to blow my top and bitch her out in a loud voice I remained calm and simply assured her that I wasn’t going to pay for the drinks. She acknowledged that I wouldn’t have to pay for the untouched and unrequested drinks. Of course when the bill comes I go over it in front of her and low and behold the drinks were still on the bill. I am about to have a stroke containing my rage but I remained calm and asked her to please remove them from the bill. She did that and I left. Somehow I got the feeling those two drink tickets were later appended to the bill of the remaining hombres DM, KM and Epi. This is the third time now I have had problems with this place. I keep going back because it is one of the more fun places on Fields and the line up looks to have some winners. However, you really must watch your cup and bill like a hawk. Perhaps my advice and experience will help save you tens of dollars!

Blue Nile – This is actually a pretty fun place to take you Miss Right Now on a bar hop. I can’t comment on the line up too much as I forgot my binoculars and the girls are so damn far away and non interactive

Las Vegas – Another place that has a great set up and is a fun place to take your barfines.

Brown Sugar – Made my first visit here this trip and it was at 4:30 in the morning. Damn I have been missing out. This place is real comfortable, has a great lay out, plays good tunes and damn there was a reasonable cast of dancers even at this hour.

Bananitas – Pretty fucking bad, what a waste of good costumes. Also, I stopped by about an hour or so before closing and, like Blazers has reported before, there was at least a half dozen young Filipino guys inside, probably waiting for their GF’s to get off work.

Perimeter Rd.

Emotions – Same owner as the Touch of Class and similar outfits of skimpy panties and loose nylon half shirts. This place is a little more subdued than the party next door but the talent level is probably a little higher. A fun place where one can get a lot of milage at a fair price

Touch of Class – I hate to say it but one of my favorite places is slipping a little bit. The talent level (none too high to begin with) is falling off, and the more attractive girls seem to work only when they want. However, I still manage to have a real blast in here. And one can sure hive some high mileage hijinks for a rather modest bar bill. A great place to spend 1-3PM in the afternoon

Stampede – This place is probably my new favorite Perimeter Road bar. I barfined two girls out of here and I could easily pick a dozen girls here I would happily bar fine. Cheap Drinks, lots of goods girls form virgins to McNasties, and a fun envirnonment all for about ¾ the price of Fields Ave. I will take it!

Club Rio – Hmmm I wonder why I end up spending so much time here? Could it be the great exhibitionist blow jobs? Nah it’s the upscale environment. Let me say this I LOVE THIS PLACE. A tiny little dark dive with 2 or 3 cute girls and a bunch of ugly ones; however, every one of them provides and excellent blowjob. By a girl a 100 peso drink and the girl will blow you for five to ten minutes in a booth (but you can’t cum) and when the BJ starts you will draw a crowd of girls wanting a chance at your cock (OK what the really want is you to buy them a drink.) Each time I went this time I knew I wanted to spew so I took my favorite two-girl team to the ST room upstairs for 700 pesos each (See I told you I was pinching pennies). My team consisted of a very cute and sweet cherry girl named Analeyn and a seasoned old Rhino named Rhea (The old Rhinos teach the younger ones and have the best technique in my experience) I am usually very happy after about 30 minutes but about 1500 pesos poorer.

There was particular weird moment here. One afternoon there was a brown out that lasted a good hour or two. During the brownout DM and I entered into Club Rio from the back. There was no music, AC, or fans, and the only light was from about half a dozen candles. None the less the place was doing a good business. It was packed and hot. In every corner you could make out in the flicker candlelight guys surrounding by girls getting vigorous blow jobs. On the background noise was slurps, grunts and low moans. The whole scene was a little over the top and gave me one of the rare moments in which I pause and I ask myself, “Is this really the path I have chosen?” Just at that moment DM chimes in with “It smells like sweaty cock in here.” That gives me a hearty laugh and all is well with the universe again.

Cherry Club – Was a misnomer, should be named cherry twenty years ago club.

Girls –

My first night in town I bar fined a dancer named Rose from Club Stampede. She danced far sexier than any girl in here. From the high mileage I got for a couple of lady drinks and her butt ugly face I figured there was a chance she could be a real fuck machine. I was wrong, however she did do all her sexy dance moves on my cock. But that was it. Be thankful I have no pics to report.

The next day I went back to the Stampede Bar for a cute little sweet waitress named Carina. Turns out Carina and Rose were room mates, but that wasn’t going to deter me. Carina is way outside my usual MO. I like experienced aggressive girls, but Carina was much more the shy sweet type. But her postage stamp size ass looked absolutely delicious when I peeked at it in the little G-String and I loved the hot and heavy make out sessions she gave in the bar. Well, the sweet and tender bedroom session was a nice change of pace and frankly I was a bit smitten with Miss Carina.

I barfined Carina again my last night in town as well. Making this date didn’t go so well. First, a spurned regular had gone to Stampede to confront me and her supposed best friend in Stampede (She thought we had gone on a bar fine - but we hadn't.) Next up they had the DogHouse party in which dancers from the various clubs come out and do dance numbers. They might as well called this the “This is your life in AC MongerX” party. Pretty much a parade of my past barfines. Let’s see well Rose from Stampede did a feature dance. Two girls from Blue Fox who I have both barfined. Then of course, my barfine of the previous two evenings, the Rhapsody door girl, and was giving me the heavy eye and then contact after her dance. At some point Carina had gotten fed up with all the evidence of my butterflying. She left me in mid-drink and then went and got all over some other customer. I am so weak, such behavior should mean immediate dismissal, instead I pouted and got jealous. Her little manipulations worked (or the new younger more handsome guy wasn’t going to pay barfine) and after the show she comes over and we make up. Although I should have tossed her aside, I must admit that it was the first outstanding sex of the trip that night.

A smiling cutey

Photos: Carina Stampede 01 02

I love this postage stamp sized but

Photo: Carina Stampede Buttocks 03

Just in case she forgets where she works all she just needs to peek at her underwear

Photo: Carina Stampede Panties 04

Rina is a door girl from Rhapsody. I barfined her two nights and went on monster bar hop with Merlin and entourage onto the wee wee hours of the mornings each night. Rina is another untypical choice for me. Rina is a tall girl with long legs and smooth as warm butter skin. For me the face is simply beautiful. However, she was a little soft in the middle with so so tits. I am usually not a face guy; and I like lean skinny bodies and/or big cans. However it sure was nice to stare into my girls face while fucking her. I now have a better appreciation for the appeal a pretty face has to many guys. After I had barfined her, we met up with Epi who informed me that Rina used to be a much larger girl and she had the reputation of being a hell cat in bed. Actually, she was pretty damn good in bed, but somehow the post 6AM sex that occurs after partying all night seldom leads to sparks flying out the ass. However, I will definitely look this one up again.

In the pics I am including some of a little spinner named Jackie I bar fined with Rhina the first night. A hot little spinner but I got the vibe that things were going to be neither interactive nor cooperative with the anticipated threesome. I figured I would keep Rhina who I was more attracted to and send Jackie home; a decision I didn’t regret

Photo: Jackie Rhapsody 05
Photo: Jackie-Rhina Rhapsody 06
Photos: Rhina Rhapsody 07 08 09 10

On the day of my departure I was all packed up, checked out, and getting in my car to Manila when I get a phone call from Epi. Epi was sitting in the Flaming Café Bar on Santos and talking with none other than the MIA huge rack MeAnn. I had been informed MeAnn was “on vacation” earlier in the week and figured I wouldn’t see her this trip. Well, somehow she got it out of Epi that he was my friend. I guess instead of abusing her Epi decided to be a good Samaritan and get us together and put MeAnn on the phone. After lots of “I miss you’s” I offered to come by her bar right away for a drink on my way out of town – even though I was already significantly late. When I hit the bar the loving smothering of her breast was fantastic and in fact her whole package looked much hotter than I remember. Fuck that drink, get your ass in the short time room baby. I was already late for the airport and this was going to have to be a quick hot and heavy session. I was the right person for the job, at least the quick part. Oh baby was it a glorious fifteen minutes! I am in love now and can’t wait to get back. Even with super expeditious load dumping I still only got to the airport 50 minutes before departure. That’s about as close as one can cut it in Manila.

By Don Marco on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 10:31 am:  Edit

MX--

CPH vs RA: RA wins hands down-- I stayed a night a CPH at the tail end and let's just say I would rate it a distant 3rd behind Orchid and RA. RA is now my 1 pick-- thanks for spurring my interest.
FYI-- CPH wanted 2100p for the trip to the airport.

Club Rio: this place is located in the pit of filth and obsenity-- just what a BJ bar needs! Great fun and your cherry girl is quite attractive considering the setting. That stench by candlelight scene will be etched in my memory for a number of years :-)

As always, great seeing ya-

DM





By Blazers on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 11:05 am:  Edit

I'm not sure if Ria is the one in the black bathing suit or not. That one is extremely hot and very lean for a Filipina. Great reports as usual....wish I was there....but I'll be seeing ya in 5 weeks or so.

By Mongerx on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 11:38 am:  Edit

Oops forgot to label them. Black Bikini is Jackie and the taller one is Rhina

By Merlin on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 01:34 pm:  Edit

Great write up MX as always. I really had a good time on our barhops and appreciate you coming out into the wee hours w/us. I can totally relate with how those marathon barhops can eat into your early morning boom-boom sessions. I had the same problems. All I want to know is how you can go to bed at 7am and still get up for B-Fast with the guys, amazing.

It was unfortunate that your ex-TOC gal turned into a psycho. L still sees her at the bar and gets the cold shoulder; I finally had to get through to the wicked witch via third parties @ TOC to let the witch know that it was me that B-fined L and not you. LOTS of potential psycho girls in AC guys! I'd tell the other guys here to beware of the wild 3-holers, based on my experience and seeing what MX went through, there is a correlation between being crazy in bed and being crazy period.

As for Rhapsody, most of those gals I've known for over a year now, and the mamasan is a great person to know if you ever get into a jam in AC. Hehe, but Hombres shouldn't be too alarmed about me emptying out the Rhapsody bar, since my GFE is there now, every gal is pretty much off limits for the time being. A shame as there are at least a half dozen girls that are doable there.

BTW: You made the right choice between Rhina and Jackie; I know they aren't particularly fond of each other and Jackie is kind of reserved in bed.

I'd also add to your list by saying that Bunny Ranch was "hopping" this trip as was the Roadhouse.

As I always said, you and I see eye-to-eye regarding each of the bars that you listed, but there are so many other bars to check out still.

By Khun_mor on Monday, February 14, 2005 - 11:13 pm:  Edit

Half of the Bunny Ranch went hopping with me from bar to bar most nights and three of them ended up hopping into my bed. For talent I'll rate it the best in AC at this moment- mostly because of the one family- of real cousins and sisters- plus Yum Yum who the family has adopted-- as have I.

By Epimetheus on Monday, February 14, 2005 - 11:49 pm:  Edit

DM

All the places will be raising their rates to Manila. The toll just went from P39 O/W to P186 O/W. Makes SEAir look like a better deal, eh?

MX

You da man. Sorry about snagging that supercutiesexmachine, but when one door closes, so does another open. Think of MeAnn ass your consolation prize. You could (and have) done worse, eh?

I haven't looked at the pics yet, but did you try to digitally remove that mole from Carina's face? That thing is as big as a pie tin...

E

By Mongerx on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 02:28 am:  Edit

Epi, I agree with your door closing-door opening analogy. The great thing about SEA is that there is always another winning choice to replace any missed opportunitities. Still, sometimes it is hard to let go of the deeply imbedded notion that good pussy is scarce.

As for Carina's pics I posted them untouched. I'll leave the heavy editing for those Pattaya skags you love to snap pics of.

By Porker on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 08:50 am:  Edit

Once and for all, is THIS 'Yum Yum'? If so, I think I know how she got her name! :-)

By Khun_mor on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 10:18 pm:  Edit

Some similarities but cannot be sure with her face all distorted by your huge unit. Technique looks familiar- and she did polish the knob with expertise rarely matched. I did not let her use any hands however and she was able to do quite nicely without.

If I had to guess I would say yes if you say she worked at Bunny ranch. You tell me after I return and get a chance to post pics.

By Don Marco on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 08:45 am:  Edit

of course that's her, just bad lighting.


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