This report from Super Bowl weekend 2003 (raiders-bucs) was posted on Mexico chat and I never got is posted on the trip report side. Here goes:

"I got to Monterrey Friday afternoon at 3 PM and didn't leave until Sunday afternoon. I had a LOT of fun, but it was expensive and tiring. I ended up staying over both nights because I stupidly left my camera past closing time at the grocery stores package check (can't take them in the strip clubs). And for all the trouble I got ONE damned picture and still haven't filled up the film roll. YUCK!
Friday: Fucked my favorite massage girl at Voltaje. 200 pesos, and as always, I was in LOVE. I don't want to post her name here, but it starts with a T, and she has the biggest tits in the whole place, and she is a VERY nice girl.

Met up with Amigomio (Regio here) and went to Prestige about 4:30 PM where we ate some mediocre food (food at Obsession is MUCH better) and we saw my future ex-wife. Amigomio was nice enough to buy her two VERY overpriced drinks (90 pesos each, almost all ice, though she spent a decnet amount of time in our booth), after which my future ex was so grateful that I think she is in love with Regio. I will not be going back to this place because if I am going to fall in love with a professional, she better be a CHEAP professional as I am very poor!

Despues, fuimos a la Matehuala, y todos mis amantes estan. Azul is growing her pubic hair and it was poking out from her bikini bottom in a VERY sexy way. Of course it is all a tease because she always refuses to take off her panties. She always tells me how I am her favorite client, though, when she sees me. Yeah, I know I am very STUPID!!!

Amigomio was nice enough to take me to Soriana so I could drop off my camera and wait in line to use the bathroom where a bunch of fucking mariposas were waiting to see if their dates for the night showed up in the bathroom. GUACALA! If you ever want your dick sucked by some fat joto (atencion, Milkman!), the Soriana bathroom is the place to go.

After that it was the Good Music for me, and I bought a botella for my love for 250 pesos so we could go upstairs and she could sit naked on my lap for one hour until her beers were gone. Then I took her into the not private 'privados' and fucked her without a condom without pulling down my pants so no one could tell we were fucking. 200 pesos for 4 privados and 200 pesos 'teep' and 250 for the jarra wound up being too much damned 'lana', but she's beautiful and has GREAT tits, so I apologize for being in love with her.

After THAT it was too much drinking at Imperio and La Cava and passing out in a very cold and ugly motel room at Hotel Casino (250 single for the night).

SATURDAY began with a search for a massage girl, and I ended up going with an older, uglier, heavier chica (atencion Master BATES) at 1031 Arteaga. SC for 170 pesos, and mi amiga was very friendly and willing to please. I ended up slam fucking her with her legs pinned behind her ears. She seemed to be a very good actress and pretended to enjoy it. I think her name was Marisol. Whatever, she was the only chica there at 11:30 in the morning and demanded that I come back and see her again. SI, mi amor, esperame...

After losing a bet on the Duke-MD game at the new sportsbook gambling place on Madero, I spent the afternoon drinking at Imperio and listening to Seattle grunge rock -- ever see a Mexican girl strip to 'Elderly Woman behind the Counter in a small town'??? (did a couple privados with the cow-like big titted Vicky -- biggest tits in all Monterrey and spent 5 whole minutes (2x100 on the privados) playing doctor with my thumb probing her cervix) and then bareback titty fucking facially spooging the huge titted cow Alejandra at Premiere masaje on Carlos Salazar (150 + 70 propina for bbbj and S.R.).

After THAT I was planning to go home, except that I stayed too long at La Cava drinking (privado w/ Karen, a brand new young girl with PERFECT teenaged tits who didn't do much in the privado) and Gigante was CLOSED at 9:45 when I went back for my camera and the asshole security guy wouldn't let me go get it. FUCK!

SOOO... I went looking for my cheap slut formerly from La Cava who now works at any shitty bar that will pay her a sueldo. She was actually at Escenarios like she said she would be, and that place is worse than ever as far as chica quality goes. Mi amiga is a little chubby and she was actually the best looking girl there Saturday night. I would have been VERY disappointed paying the 15 peso cover charge there if she hadn't been there. But after buying her two drinks she agreed to go with me for 1/2 hour to the hotel for 200 pesos (as always, CHEAP, except she usually stays for 2 hours...) where I ate her pussy and fucked the shit out of her before she took a taxi home. I was supposed to see her again tonight but I am too tired to go to Monterrey. OOPS!

After I took her to the Hotel Casino and fucked her (300 for the night for the double room -- somtehing VERY wrong when you're paying more for the room than for the girl!!!) I got something to eat and went to sleep early, about 1 AM.

After getting my camera back Sunday morning, I ended up at the massage place on the 200 block of Salazar as both Milenio and Playboy had only ugly fat girls. I like ugly girls and I like fat girls, but not BOTH!!! Anyway, the old bitch manager at 253 Salazar overcharged me at 190 pesos, but I had the best session I ever had at a massage place with an older chica who was very tired and hung over from her night out Saturday night. She fucked the hell out of me and ended up collapsing on the table after I finally came with her. We're supposed to go out dancing this weekend. Like I said she is older and not that cute, but she deepthroated and fucked like the damned devil's wife, so if I end up getting all that for the cost of a few beers and some tacos life will be exTREMELY good.

After that I went home and cried that I had not bet on the Buccaneers and the Raiders like I wanted to."

"I like ugly girls and I like fat girls, but not BOTH!!!"

Ummm - Pattaya grandma...?

E

Rule #1, 1A, 1B, 1C, etc:

TITS RULE UBER ALLES! If she's got massive mammaries NOTHING else matters!