Tonight I went to two clubs, Royal Elegance and Elite II.

Both places were a little low on selection because it is Sunday. I didn't partake (unlike me) because the prices at Elite II were ridiculous and the girls at Royal Elegance were just plain ugly.

Elite II is set up like your standard US strip club. Lap dances are $10 or 3 for $25. You can have a private dance in the VIP room for $50 for 3 dances. I guess thats OK but no bargain.

Now the ridiculous part. I saw a Colombian stunner in there and she had a tounge stud. Now I've never been with a woman with a tounge stud so that peaked my interest. I asked her how much.

1st you have to buy her 5 drinks (at $17.85 each!), then you pay the house $72, then her $200 for all night. So $362 for an allnighter...on a Sunday...ouch.

Hey, I'm horny but not stupid.

Our next stop was Royal Elegance. This is very close to my hotel (Caesar Park) so we gave it a try.

Honestly I felt like I was at Bambi's on Revolution Drive in TJ. These girls barely qualified as female.

I maybe horny but not desparate. I'll pass for tonight and take Alecjamers suggestion to check out Hawaii Center and Caribean Center tomorrow.

I'll just hit the Craps table at my hotel and see how I do.

By the way, for you Blackjack players out there, the rules are very screwy and heavily favor the gambler. There are so many variations of the game going on here that it hard to keep track. Most Panamanians that gambled with me make completly stupid illogical bets. The casinos would lose a fortune if my Las Vegas buddies were to come here.

I'm a card counter and a pretty decent Craps player. They have no clue about card counting and they make tons of mistakes (in my favor) at the craps table.

I've been with 4 women (at $90 each), countless drinks, 4 regular clubs, 2 day tours, many taxis (and I don't negotiate the rate generally), gifts for friends back home, a massage at my hotel (no happy ending),and lots of good restaurants.

I brought $2000. I still have $1500. I love this place.