By Crazier on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 07:03 am: Edit |
Golfing Beyond Jakarta and Whoring in Jakarta at night!
Lufthansa late! Fucking cost us at least one Shot!
Having had the Singapore authorities screw up our fantastic offer on Air Asia when no licence was granted for their Indonesian sectors, we decided to make this journey on Lufthansa. With a basic charge of S$88 plus various taxes etc, the total cost came out to be S$159 each for the return journey.
Come Thursday evening the 24th of March, I was running late when 5 cents arrived with his vehicle outside my apartment. He had to wait a good 10 minutes before I came down and we made it to Changi Airport 50 minutes before the scheduled flight. Fucking shits! The flight had been retimed to 7.45 instead of 5.30pm. I kicked myself on the butt for not checking with the airline on the phone!
In Jakarta, Mongerx and Phenom were already midway in party mode for sure. I had been informed by Rainman that he was starting his afternoon at the upmarket Pool playing place “After Hours” that day with Phenom. Mongerx was going to “marry up” with Phenom and the mini-group at a new place called “Madona” near Lokasari before adjourning to the “Penjay” (Pangeran Jayakarta) for the pre-midnight session.
I texted all 3 of them to let them know that we were held back in Singapore and would be arriving at least 2 and half hours late.
At 8.15pm, we finally departed Singapore on Lufthansa’s Boeing 747-400 and touched down at 8.45pm (Jakarta time an hour behind Singapore); cleared immigration and customs by 9.10pm. My friend’s driver was waiting outside with my name on a “placard” and we hopped into the rental Taruna Jeep he had brought to meet me. As arranged, he dropped us at the hotel after which he handed me the car keys and left for his home. I gave him a reasonable tip of 100,000 RP and we checked into our rooms at 10.05 pm, and for the PenJay area in our self-drive. A little problem with the electric window of the vehicle set us back another 15 minutes.
Earlier, I had called Moonface another Singapore chap based in Jakarta who was a friend of Rainman and Phenom and arranged to pick him up outside Lokesari. With his assistance, we made it via some “backroads” to Penjay in 15 minutes. At Sari Ayu, we met with Phenom who had just ravished his of a girl with huge melons upstairs. Rainman had some clients waiting elsewhere and had rushed off before we arrived. Fucker!
The First Shot Out!
All the “chickens” were truly getting ‘roasted’ as business was running at full capacity!
I soon picked a slightly chubby young cutie and fired a FULL LOAD upstairs for a grand total of 180k plus 50k tip!
5Cents was busy too! All this, Mongerx was at MTR a short walk away having his second shot of the day having done his “Cherry Blast” at Lokesari’s TCs (Teria Ceria aka Today Country) earlier as reported to me by SMS when I was still in Singapore. I called him to meet up at Sari Ayu when he finished his “trick” at MTR.
Phenom who was leaving for Semarang early the next morning took leave and went back to his hotel. We popped into LA Bar briefly and I could see it was pointless at that hour as the joints in PenJay close at midnight. Most of the better looking hotties would have done at least several tricks by then, and it would be hard to find an enthusiastic looker!
My recommendation to anyone wanting to enjoy PenJay is to choose a Monday to Thursday night and to be there anytime from 3.30pm to 6pm before the main crowd.
Later, supper in the little local food stall within the PenJay complex’s car parking area. We ordered “Nasi Udok” and some freshly cooked “Cumi” (cuttle fish), “fried pomfret” (fish) and some stir-fried vegetables. A total of 75,000 RP for the 4 of us.
We dropped Moon off at his “kost” (rented room) and went to M-Club in the Blok M area arriving around 1.45am after making a brief stop in our hotel to get freshened up!
Bule Meat at Blok M's M Club!
The ratio of approximately 15 to 20 ceweks to each of us was in our favour. By my “Asian Eyes”, its not PRIME MEAT, but, we managed to find (in each of our own eyes) a decent companion for our “blanket”.
Eki (not her name as I did not even ask her!) from Blok M’s M-Club
Photos: Eki 01 02 03 04
We then scrapped our earlier plans to go to Millenium Disco. Not completely familiar with Jakarta’s roads, I made a mistake at the “circus” on one of the Sudirman junctions (circus) and was hauled to the side by the cop on duty there. He was smiling and most polite and I pleaded apologetically that Mongerx (a Bule) next to me was my visiting boss and would be very annoyed if I was hauled in. I also pulled out a 50,000 note and put that into his receiving hand which was inside the window. He soon waved us on with a polite warning. In my mind, I thought that I could have got away with 20,000 but I was not taking chances at that hour and was too tired to want to waste time.
By the time we arrived at the Mercure’s rooms, it was almost 4.15am and I gave mine a good hard “whacking” before chasing her away and going to sleep at 5am. The greedy Sunda girl wanted 50k extra for her taxi on top of 300k which I gave her – MAD! She finally eked 20,000 out of me before leaving. I phoned the hotel operator to wake me up at 6.15 am knowing we would be running a little late. To wake up any earlier would be suicidal in my mind! I needed the sleep to drive the 48 plus kilometers to the golf course where 6 others were also playing that morning with us.
Golfing Madness in the Morning!
When I was awakened by the operator at 6.15am, I called 5cents and woke him up and he joined me for breakfast buffet on the hotel’s 2nd level – a quick 15 minutes “makan sarapan” (breakfast) before hitting the road!
Navigation proved to be a breeze from our hotel to the Jagorawi Highway with no diversions. We made it efficiently through the brisk early morning traffic of Jakarta down Thamrin and Sudirman. On arrival in Ciawi (the exit town off the highway) at 7.50am a bad crawl for the last half kilometer from the end of the toll to the entrance of the Rancamaya Golf Club slowed us further. At the Club, we were informed that Rain’s 4 other friends had started some minutes earlier. Rain and another friend Indra (I believe that’s his name) joined us to make up the 2nd flight. I apologized for our lateness and I hoped they understood.
The Golfing at Rancayana
Course Condition - Excellent, well maintained and nice undulating terrain with wide fairways and interesting layouts.
Playing companions - Rain & friend - excellent company but never a drop of liquor.
Not sure why Rain was staying a teetotaler than day!
Caddies - Super cute and definitely a GOOD REASON to go back again in the near future. My caddy claimed “SAYA BELUM KAWIN, BELUM NIKAH.” Wonder if she was telling the truth. All of 18 holes, I was SALIVATING for Rain's caddie. By the time I got to Jakarta, I was ready with FULLY LOADED SALVO!
Caddy Photos from Rancamaya.
Some interesting Holes!
The Hole #1 is a par 4 ,371 yards opportunity to enjoy view of the volcano at Mount Salak. Nice start to a round.
Both the par 4, 9th and the longer 401 yards, 18th holes are great finishing holes at Rancamaya. You will need to carry the lake to get to the green for a finale at the 18th.
Truly a nice challenge to settle the day’s bets!
The best holes were the caddies of course! Pity we were unable to stay the night in the area this trip!
After golf, we lunched at the club and drove back the same way we came. The arrival into Jakarta was jammed up and we crawled into the city.
It could be Death on the Highway if not careful!
I was dozing off and both 5cents and I missed the turning into Sudirman. That meant that we were on the outer ring road crawling pass outskirts of Jakarta. My greatest fear was bumping into the car in front as I was SLEEPY. A good idea next time would be to bring a girl along to provide the “keep me awake blowjob” !
Experience told me that we had to pull off the road and allow me 5 to 10 minutes “shut eyes” before continuing to drive and we did just that. Also found a decent toilet to wash my face and leave the water to dry off itself.
We proceeded to navigate our way back to our hotel in Hayam Wuruk cutting back into the city via Senen. The way was clear with light traffic until Senen where we met up with heavy traffic. This took a good half hour and we were soon on Jalan Gunung Sahari. On this road, we changed for some local currency at “Best Valuta” next to the Hotel Alpina. Some rest was sensible so we ordered a good massage at Mercure Hotel for two hours. I resisted all her heavenly touch for extra service and used the session to recover my strength. The masseur was a trite too large and old for my liking although she was great in her massage.
Mongerx was out in the city somewhere with his Jakarta based American friend having dinner and further explorations of expat watering holes and other Blok M establishments. We were dead tired ourselves and decided to go separate ways with Mongerx for that night and marry up in the morning over breakfast.
I phoned Moon if he wanted to join us in Madona and also for dinner. and he arranged to meet outside Madona which both 5cents and I had missed the 1st night. At Madona, the talent was less impressive than I liked. “Mami” brought around several girls, of which we finally allowed 3 to sit with us. I had my mind fixed on going to LA to take out Mira who I had on a previous trip. We had been exchanging messages for the earlier part of the evening.
5cents decided to take out one cutie of the 3 sitting with us and we then proceeded to eat at a small Chinese shop directly opposite Madona. I walked back to the parked Taruna jeep to get my mobile phone that I had left absentmindedly in the vehicle. On the way back I checked out Bintang Mawar where a beautiful girl from Cirebon was presented to me by Mami there. I wanted to book her out if she was available but she was only keen on ST which I refused. I asked if I could call her the next day and she shook her head and said, no HP. Well, I prefer it if they reject me then to have them with bad attitude and in my room, a booking fee prepaid!
Dinner was modest but reasonably well cooked. From there, we went straight to LA Bar which was roaring away. It took the Mamis a good 15 minutes before they understood who I wanted as there are 3 Miras there and soon, she was before me and I asked if she wanted out with me. She said YES and I negotiated Mami down from 600,000 to 500,000. Mami and Mira had a minor conference and soon she was at our “difficult to find” seats by the bar which another local mongerer gave up to us. He was leaving with his other friend. We thanked him and stayed for another round of drinks. The total bill came up to less than 100,000 rp and this is one of the major attractions of PenJay places too.
We were really too tired to go anywhere else and took leave of Moon by dropping him off at his “kost” on the way back to our hotel. I told 5cents to take his time the next morning and if we could, meet for breakfast.
Mira, Those animal sounds you make simple are out of this World!
In my room, Mira again gave me TLC and a GREAT HOT FUCK over the hour before I fell soundly asleep. I awoke early as is my habit when traveling and washed myself up before going back into bed to kiss Mira on her tits and body to wake her up for my usual morning romp. As I had the late night session, I set up my Nokia Mobile to capture our session before hopping into bed. Again, it failed me for the second time. I was furious and will have to find out why it’s jamming up on me!
The pre-dawn session proved to be great sex but futile in that I could not come! This is not unusual for me these days if the night session is late and absorbing.
We then laid around cuddling before going downstairs for breakfast at around 8.30am. I asked the lady at the restaurant’s desk to call all the guys to let them know that I was at breakfast. Only Mongerx came to join me while Chilisquid who arrived the previous evening was still lingering in his room with his date of the previous evening. Someone from Blok M too! I discovered later that 5cents had been down a little earlier than me and had gone back to his room before I came down.
Mira Poses for some new Photos after sex.
Photos: Mira 05 06 07 08
Mira had to get back by 12 noon so we went back to the room where I consummated our ‘reunion’ with a 3rd session. This time, I exploded violently. Perhaps, it was because I was still short on sleep as well as tired. A massive headache developed as I came and shot through my brain. It was painful and I wondered if it would recur during the rest of the trip!
(Anyone ever experienced this?) It happened to me for a few times several years ago but had not recurred till now.
At 12 noon, I met up with 5 cents as planned in the lobby and we were back on the road to the Bogor area to play golf at Gunung Guellis. The journey was smooth and we found the golf couse without difficulties due to the excellent maps I had purchased while in Singapore as well as the “turn off” tips we received from Rainman on the SMS messages. We arrived a little late at 2.pm and managed to tee off by 2.15pm after I had a short chat with some of my Indonesian friends in the coffee shop who had played there earlier in the morning. I informed them about how cute the caddies were in Rancamaya and they repeated their recommendations to me to try out Bogor Raya where they said the caddies were the most “cheeky” and cute!
Well, we’ll surely have to do that the next trip on a weekday schedule as the weekends are reputed to be overcrowded and overpriced.
At the first tee of the West Course (they have 2 courses here), I looked down at least 10 stories to the fairway, wished my ball luck and hit as gently as I could. It sailed down to land in the middle. 5 cents took a whack too and his ball went into the rough off the left side. We hopped into the cart with the caddies and drove the winding track down to the bottom. I asked for a 9 wood and calmly guided the ball to the green about 15 feet from the cup. I knew it was going to be a great day. Something about mountain courses gets the best out of me and I get very frisky sexually too. On the front nine, I had 4 pars and also more than two “double pars”. I had a score that read “38” for the first 8; one of the best starts I have had for long time! As usual, I blew it up on the par 4, 9th taking my first 9 holes to a total of 47. Still, it had been great golfing in these mountains. Wish I could have dropped a caddie to the soft fairway and rammed her to heaven!
5Cents shows us the Tiger Swing at the 10th tee.
Hmmm, that would surely be a “first” for me!
My second 9 turned out worst than my first with a total score of 53 and no pars nor birdies. I really did not care as it had been one of the loveliest golf course I have played for the last year. No regrets coming out here. Definitely a course to be recommended to any keen golfers who like their golf and après golf at prices that won’t break the bank with service that surely match the best in the world IMHO.
I was so elated that I was mentally in Thai bahts and gave the caddies 200,000 rp (in Thailand I tip caddies 200 bahts) rather than 100,000 rp and 5cent’s caddie was skipping around in pure ‘jealousy’. He upped hers to 200,000 and if nothing, we will be remembered as those generous Singapore dudes who gave too much!
As it was 6pm local time, I suggested to 5cents that we have dinner before showering and driving back to Jakarta. When we finished our shower, I realized that the two of us were the last guest to leave and an entire changing room and front office lobby were waiting for us before they could leave for home!
On arrival back at the hotel, I found that Cillisquid had gone on a date with his “internet friendster” girl while Mongerx was actually recovering from his ‘Delhi Belly’ in his room and about to go out. I suggested marrying up and going first to PenJay which his locally based expat friend had never known about nor visited.
It proved to be a bad decision as it was close to 10.30pm by the time we hit the place. There were just too many people about and the girls were simply coming out of one short time and getting pushed into another by the Mamis and customers.
From overcrowded Sari Ayu, we moved on to MTR.
We could hardly get a drink. It’s an odd policy of all these outlets not to serve drinks to people who did not have a sit? Funny, but on the other hand, they do respect your status as a paying guest and keep your seats for you so long as you have not paid the bill and not finished your short time business. It’s great for those who have seats! I must commend the head barman in MTR for walking all over his bar to find out who was leaving and reserving their seats for us. With one chair allocated finally, we had 3 large beers between us at a total cost of 70,000, a price that shocked Mongerx’ Jakarta based friend. Mongerx had a fix on one of the girls in Sari Ayu and we collected her before leaving the locality. Her barfine was 500,000 and she seemed happy to be “bought out”.
We headed on to Club 1001 at the Hayam Wuruk locality near our hotel. There, we had a drink at the ‘Warung China” & I took Mongerx and the rest on a tour of the Karaoke selection lounge where guests could view the ladies on offer. There were Ukranians, PRC Chinese and some of the loveliest locals that you can get in Jakarta. One of the Ukranian women walking in to work late was truly cute and sexy. At 5 million, it was a NO NO for me.
Prices for karaoke rooms were in the region of 350,000 for 3 hours and bar prices for drinks. Charges for the local ladies to sit with guests quoted at about 350,000 for 3 hours. The Karaoke rooms each have a short time room attached. Where the ladies are willing, you can sing and fuck your brains out in these places. ST rates are something like this; 1.5 million for the locals and 2.5 million for the PRC Chinese and Ukranians were 3 million. For LT, it was 2.5 million for the locals and 3 .5 for the PRC Chinese and 5 million for the Ukranians. Not all the girls will go for sex so you have to clarify with the Mamis or Papis which girls will do what. There are also Menadonese dancers who will do naked dancing in the Karaoke rooms for 500,000 for an hour. These girls sit in the “warung cina” area and are brought up to the Karaoke rooms for viewing and selection when requested.
In my previous visits, I had often chatted them up in the “warung cina” by buying them food and / or drinks when they are awaiting requests. The result was that I dated one of them and bonked her on her off duty night for a reasonable tip of 350,000. She was absolutely beautiful in my eyes. This evening of our visit, there were only 5 Menadonese girls when there were at least 30 to 40 in my previous visits.
My greatest regret that evening was NOT to stay there and party.
We moved on as Mongerx was tired and wanted to “collect” on his booked out Sari Ayu girl. His expat friend was kind enough to pay for our drinks at Warung Cina and we upped and left to the disappointment of the staff there. It looked like a quiet night for them and I believe it’s because business was down with the opening of many competitive spots around the city of Jakarta e.g. Emporio, Classic etc etc. Countless options that s-players have in this “unofficial capital of sex” of S.E. Asia.
5cents and I went on to Stadium and walked through the 2nd and 3rd floors where they have live music and a brood of ST ladies with ST rooms for the deed. It was packed out and we went up to the 4th level Disco. The outside was full of all sorts of riff raff goin in and just too many guys. I knew it would be futile that night at Stadium so we went back to the jeep to drive on to our last stop.
At the Millenium Disco nearby we had one beer (entry at 30k inclusive) each standing at the bar. Men and women were going left and right in front of us with the entire place packed to the brim at all tables and standing areas. Some nice women walked by but the nice ones were mostly in groups with guys or already hand in hand with some guy. The few that stopped to chat / look us up were older and less attractive including one PRC Chinese lady who “asked for the moon” despite her age and less than attractive demeanor (IMHO). 5cents was tolerant enough to let her chat him up while I had simple brushed her away.
I suggested we get out of there to check out other discos nearby and we went on to Athena near the far end of Kota. This was full but not packed like sardines and we had another drink in there. Entry was 20k for each of us incl. of a beer. Only a few single ladies seemed to be cruising and I chose one petite girl to talk to when she went out the front door to use her phone. I realized she was 4/10 in the light and changed my mind on her instantly. Another girl prancing around near us was very jolly although she also scored 4/10. 5cents was quite keen to bringing her back. I suggested we move on to the Batavia Disco nearby and ask her to come along. She said it was packed as she was there earlier and said that they were all coming over to Athena. I did not believe her and we moved on without her. When we arrived at Batavia, we discovered it was just closed and decided to go back without company and rest for the night. By then, it was close to 3am and we went for supper at the Furama Hotel. The supper was lousy (teo chew porridge) and we ate some before going back to sleep. There were some street walkers along Hayam Wuruk but, we were not that desperate despite it being our last night! This because I knew for sure we could score heavily the next day before getting on the plane.
The next morning, we awoke at the latest time and waltzed down to breakfast just making it before they closed at 11am. Chillisquid was quite angry at having his internet date take him around the city to relatively expensive joints and financing the drinks of her friends etc. They got plastered with Tequila and she dropped him off without going up to his room for some real action! Well, it’s the luck of the draw when you’re dating non professional women! I am sure he will get her the next date if he INSISTS! I suggested that he should buy her dinner at the hotel and go straight up to the room next time instead of wasting time around the city.
Our plan was to have a good massage just after noon and then go on to TCs for the grand finale before hopping on the plane to leave Jakarta.
Cillisquid was a little miserable with a bad case of cough and cold and (no consummation on his second of 2 nights) and wanted to sleep till 3pm. The hotel gave us late check out on one room without charge while the other 3 of us had to be out by 12 noon. From there, as recommended by Moon, we proceeded to MU Spa where there were supposed to be great facilities and pretty masseurs. We bantered with the receptionists and PRs in the establishment and informed them of the specifications of the ladies we wanted. At that point, Mongerx made a crucial mistake and changed his specs from “medium strength massage” to “hard massage”. While I awaited my girl, his arrived and from where I stood, I knew it was not going to be his type for SEX. She was quite chubby and surely a HARD MASSEUR!
Having not had a woman on my last night, it was my intention to FUCK MY BRAINS OUT in this establishment that early afternoon so I had specified MEDIUM MASSAGE with a CUTE GIRL. I had a nice looking kampong chicken from Ambon named Fita. She said, call me “Fit” its ok. Given that I was determined to have SEX, I took the VIP room which came with a cute bath tub and lots of room to ROMP.
I laid back and let her to her thingy before I would go ahead and claim my SEX! She gave me sensual massage from the moment go and that included the areas around my groin and the places between my arse and balls and inner thighs. I almost exploded in her hands but held back and let her do her routine. By the time an hour had passed, it was time for me to JUMP ON HER and she popped the golden questions when she had my prick in her hand. What extra service would you like? I chuckled and looked at my prick in her hand and grabbed at her breast and the front of her panties beneath her short skirt and said “ABANG MAU BERCINTA!” (brother wants to make love!) She said I would be shocked at what she needed as extra payment and I said “BERAPA KAU MAU?” (how much do you want) She uttered the magic words “500 ratus” (500k) and I said “sayang, abang wang sudah habis sebab hari ni nanti pulang.” Tapi kalau 300 ratus, boleh lah?” (darling, brother’s money’s finished as I am going back after this. However, if 300k its possible?) Now, this was 100k more than I wanted to pay but all that juice was just waiting to shoot out and I did not want to waste time negotiating! She pulled her face and said how about a HJ and I said HJ, only “100 ratus” (100k) . She proceeded to massage my groin and prick and I was bursting but I did not want to waste that shot! I said, “abang tidak enak bergini, 300 ratus aja ok?” (brother don’t enjoy like this, 300k only ok?) She nodded shyly pulled off her panties and climbed on my “John” and started to rock. I grabbed at her shirt and ripped open the buttons and grabbed her large melons. All that pent-up energy exploded on the 6th stroke making it 50k per stroke! SHITS I thought. Anyway, for me, its never how long it lasts! Rather, the intensity of the session always and the pre-sex routine. I was satisfied, played around more with her nicely sized melons and said, “lain kali, kita pergi makan, Fit datang kamar abang OK?” (next time, we go have food. Fit come to brother’s room OK?) She smiled and gave me her HP number. Then, showered me in the cute tub and I gave her the well earned tip and went downstairs to wait for the others.
My massage session came to 240k (VIP charges etc) inclusive of one drink consumed there. I really did not care as this was our last day in Jakarta and I was going to have a BLAST! By the time the others came out, it was close to 4pm and we drove over to TCs at Lokesari where we parked downstairs and proceeded to the car part entrance of the last stop this visit.
Taking Off Before Taking Off to Singapore!
Teria Ceria was packed to the brim and I went into the toilet area to survey the talent available. Mongerx was immediately offered a nice table near the entrance and in front of the ladies’ toilet too so I went back and parked myself there. One young thing came out and passed me and I yanked at her. She continued to walk not feeling my tug. Mami saw this and grabbed her to come back to me. The girl smiled and I took her to sit on the bench seat where Mongerx had been earlier. Pulled her hand to massage my “John” and she grinned. Meantime, I sipped my bottle of aqua and let her play with my thingy and it decided to rise to the occasion. Some 10 minutes later, I signaled to 5cents who was standing in front of me that I was going in for the ST. He followed me in and what do you know, he actually had a girl waiting there for him too! The devil of the man! He was going to have a finale too!
We paid up the 50k for the room each and were bundled into adjoining ST rooms therein. I wasted no time and stripped off and she did the same. Did not even bother to ask her name and I slipped into her once the condom was nicely wrapped around the pecker which did not seem to have problems getting up! For a good 30 plus minutes, I must have fucked her to hell but I had no more “bullets” in me. I was totally spent and when the pleasure diminished in this session, I called it a day and told her that we should call it quits. She was determined to get me off and started to mouth my dick and wank hard with her hands. I let her do her tricks. This went on for another 10 minutes after which I gestured to her to wash up. I asked if I could take her pictures and she said yes but the lighting was too dim in that room. My digital camera was too bulky to bring along so the HP camera was not going to work either. Well, too bad I thought, no documentation of this bird but heck, it did not matter. I was having a great finale to this trip and it was time to get back to “normal mode”. No more sex for a couple of days I thought!
Outside, I was alone and awaited 5cents who came out about 5 minutes later than me. Mongerx was still missing and was probably still having a ball in the ST room.
Chillisquid had visited earlier than us and was already back at the hotel ready to leave for the airport. I heard from Mongerx that he had two sessions there at TCs having arrived directly from our hotel before us.
I gestured to 5cents that we should go out and have a meal while waiting for Mongerx. We went out to the ground floor where we found a very nice restaurant within the Lokesari main building. We ordered a whole spring chicken and a large portion of roast duck. Both came nicely warm and was served to us. While we ate our late lunch, I messaged Mongerx our location and he soon came down to join us for the meal having “shot out” with his newly acquired TC hyperfuck!
After the meal, we doubled back to the hotel via the back roads and saw Chillisquid awaiting outside ready to go. His internet friendster date was going to send him to the airport and I thought it was GREAT for him, Surely he could get in her pants the next date?
The driver arrived and we loaded up to make the journey to the airport with him at the helm. I suggested going via Kota and Mangga Dua to the ring road highway connection nearby at Ancol but he vetoed me saying that it was raining and flooded that way. He took us via Thamrin and Sudirman through some heavy traffic and I wondered if he was wrong and me right.
We arrived a little late at 7.15 pm at the airport and went on to check in. Mongerx was upgraded to business class and he attributed this to his “Star Alliance” card. I jokingly told the check in girl at his location that “bules get priviledges” and she laughed NO! I went back to my line where 5 cents was managing our check in and discovered that we were also upgraded. It was probably due to the full load and our late arrival at the airport. Hmm, not bad I thought, arriving late and getting upgraded. This surely made up for the delays we suffered on the outward leg!
The flight was a brief hour and 20 minutes and we touched down safely in Singapore and split up into two taxis to get home.
IT WAS A GREAT WEEKEND BREAK IN JAKARTA! SOMETHING TO BE REPEATED with more time to be spent in Sunda Land!~ (the areas round Bogor and Bandung where golfing jewels have been built and Sunda maidens abound) Jakarta itself needs no further prodding. I would spend any time here so long as I can afford the mongering!
By Epimetheus on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 09:41 am: Edit |
Oh yes, Epi's GOING TO JAKARTA this summer!!
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By Merlin on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 04:42 pm: Edit |
This is just awesome crazier, another "new" monger playground for me to explore in a hurry. Your excellent reporting has actually gotten me to do the unthinkable-- thinking of re-routing my Phils trip.
By Crazier on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 05:01 pm: Edit |
Epi,
Both Mongerx and I have decided that YOU WILL HAVE TO VISIT J-TOWN !
Merlin,
Yep, J-Town is really one underated place and the wonder of it is that the playground is so huge some locally based expats and even non-expats are continually discovering "new places" within, to their own pleasant surprise!
The key to this is the endless supply of FMs (fucking machines) from the huge hinterland called Indonesia.
Sometimes when I visit J-Town, I even forget that there is a place called Thailand out there!
By Porker on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 05:56 pm: Edit |
Crazier great report and pics. I snorted my kool aid out my nose, however, when you mentioned some of the prices in Jakarta. FIVE MILLION RUPIAH??? I'd LOVE to see what 500 USD pussy looks like in Indonesia, but it seems pretty insane that anyone would pay those prices anywhere in SE Asia, much less as deep in the 3rd world as Indonesia is.
My initial reaction was that some of the other prices you mention seem high as well, but from what I've heard from MongerX it does sound like there are more affordable options there. As others have mentioned yours and MongerX's report has piqued my curiosity to find out for myself. THAT is good reporting.
Thanks again.
By Mongerx on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 09:47 pm: Edit |
It was truly a weekend to remember. BTW I love that fat ass on your Block M girl. Funny how the Asians guys get squeezed in the Bule venues while the Bules get squeezed in the Asain venues. Crazy huh? Mira is a total bombshell and she is even prettier in person. My breathe was taken away at breakfast. Finally those caddies are so damn cute, I really got to start with my golf lessons.
Anyway, I want to thank you and all the other Singapore guys so much for really putting me on the right track. Also, it was quite the Indiana Jones experience crashing through the backlanes of KOTA in the rented SUV.
Next stop on the Crazier-MX tour of SEA: Phuket, followed the just added Saigon!
By Crazier on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 12:59 am: Edit |
Porker,
At the higher end KTV - Karaoke venues such as Emporium, Classics, Golden Crown and 1001, the local and visiting Asian Businessmen in particular use the high prices to show off to each other their means and status. The higher the prices, the better they are "so to speak."
All written off in business entertainment account.
Yes, the girls are "better packaged" and obviously some of the "beauties" do end up working these places because they want to maximize their shelf life. Its not for the non-businessmen nor those born without the "silver spoon".
The good thing I can testify personally to is this - the Young able bodies gals in PenJay complex, TCs are as good if not better, once you get their clothes off ! They may be rough diamonds but I SURELY LOVE THEIR BODIES IF NOTHING!
Just to illustrate how far the local "big wigs" go to show off. Some years ago, I used to frequent Dynasty Club in Kota which was a favourite night-club of the wealthy locals then. In their fish tank, I picked a sweet beauty (in my eyes) and had her seated with me for a good 3 hours paying the handsome sit down fee of 25k per hour. Just when I thought I wanted to take her out for the night, I was politely declined. Later, I found out that this girl only leaves the club with one suitor - a wealthy local Chinese guy who pays for her 50 hours each visit even if he may stay only for an hour. That is the way of the wealthy business locals in this J-Town and perhaps, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand that I know about.
In J-Town, an upmarket whorehouse operator called Hartono (he has branches in Surabaya and Bandung ) prices his take out girls at 3million for ST (3 hours) and 5 million for LT. His clientele are the wealthy business people and high ranking officials who usually are entertained by business people.
I once told him to his face (on first meeting in his Bandung branch) that his rates were too high. He politely told me that his rates are normal for his customers and if I did not want to pay those rates, he actually wrote out a list of his cheaper competitors for me with addresses and phone numbers and said, "if you find them not so good, you are welcome back here anytime. My girls are specially recurited and trained by me personally."
Some 10 years ago, I entertained two Malaysian customers of mine with two of his girls LT and until today, they have never forgotton me because never in their lives would they pay that kind of money for an Indonesian trick - high class or otherwise because of the sums concerned. I did do a decent amount of business with them so it was written off in my charges to them of course! Money well spent on that occasion.
In Singapore, where ordering a bottle and booking of ladies is concerned, there was once a wealthy local real estate tycoon who stepped in on the opening day of a top club and ordered 50 bottles of Louis XIII to make an impression. For these guys, "showing off money" is everything.
Lucky for us minnows, there are few of them around!
By the way, the ST fee is 180k in PenJay places plus 50 to 100k tip for the girl concerned. The LT booking out fee starts at 700k in the earlier hours and goes down to 500k after 10.30pm.
In TCs, the ST fee is 210k plus 50 to 100k for tips for the girls concerned. The LT fee is similar in TCs to PenJay places.
At the 5-star hotel places like CJs, Bats, Tiga Puloh etc, the freelance ladies will try the visiting business type persons for 1 to 2 million LT. Locally based expats do not ask. The take the girls back and confidently pay they 300 to 400k in the morning without much ado. Mongerx can tell you that from his experience.
Usually, if a girl is insistent for more, she be the one to bring up the subject of money!
After midnight, the pricing of the girls in the 5-star hotel clubs such as CJs drop dramatically by the minutes.
After these places close, the girls without tricks move on to the Blok M type joints of which there are plenty with M-Club and D-Club being the favourites. Here, 250 to 350 is very normal and need not be discussed.
Hope this clears up the pricing situation for J-Town. Theres something for everyone whatever your budget and more than enough to WEAR YOU THIN!
Mx,
I am really glad you enjoyed Jakarta despite me leaving you alone half the time! Mira makes that kind of animal sounds that I have never heard from any other girl for the last several months and she takes my breath away when we are at it too! We really should not repeat but there are women we make exceptions for and I have that bad habit as well!
The caddies.
If I have my way, I will drop the one (2nd from left in the first pic) who has long flowing locks and a smile that gets me HARD, INSTANTLY to the grass and do her with a vengeance! Yes, its time you went for some golf lessons.
There is another golf course (called Bogor Raya) where my local golfing Indonesian friends tell me the caddies are even cuter and truly cheeky with lots of hints of sex in their jovial banter when doing their jobs.
I was vetoed from going there this trip as its usually very crowded but will plan a weekday golfing day there SURELY soon. I have yet to FUCK A CADDY which I am told is a great experience cos they have solid hard bodies for those who like it that way!
Well, looking forward to our forthcoming trip to Phuket and VIETNAM not forgetting this weekend in one of our favourite islands BATAM!
By Sf4dfish on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 05:29 pm: Edit |
A mid-range club that caters to the local Chinese in kota by the train station is called Beverly Hills Club, which I visited in Jan.
I was invited there by a good Indo-Chinese friend who paid my entrance fee of 200k Rps, and my one and a half hour session with a imported Chinese gal (21 y/o) from Zuhei, which cost 1.2 mil Rps.
I had a good time, first she bathed me, then she did everything but the third hole. She performed the fire & ice BBBJ, then it was whatever position I wanted. But I also wanted to get her off too with TLC, as she provided me.
As you guy's stated, there are plenty of girls that can be had for under 500k Rps. I can afford to pay a million Rupes, but what for!
Also, because there are new toll highways, at least new for me, I'm more inclined to "cum" and visit my old friends.
Hope I can join you guy's for the summer "cum"vention:-) Sampai jumpa nanti
By Crazier on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 06:44 pm: Edit |
Sfish,
Beverly Hills is a relatively new place of recent 'infamity' where you can parade your booked masseur (both locals as well as "Pandas' from PRC) at the poolside for all to see and be jealous of before you go in (I am told) and do your business.
Had wanted to go there too but I was more inclined to avoid the Panda joints and focus on local bods which is the most enjoyable and value for money flavour you can find in all of Indonesia of course. Just never enough time when visit Jakarta always!
Not sure about being able to wait till summer. Too much of a good thing ,if you are coming this way, just holler and we'll see if the schedule will fit somehow.
From what I hear, quite a few CH vets will be coming to Jakarta soon? Did I hear you right E?
By Epimetheus on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 08:11 pm: Edit |
Oh yeah, daddy's gonna drop some baby batter in J-town sho'nuff...
E
By Khun_mor on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 10:57 pm: Edit |
Crazier
Maybe it's just a language thing but in English a masseur is a dude. You're not parading dudes around I hope. A pooying is a massuese.
Not trying to be an asshole - I can't help it, born that way I guess. Forgive me my trespasses ?sp
By Tonguefu on Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 11:19 pm: Edit |
CRAZIER.......IM WONDERING IF YOU ARE A FUGGIN ANGLISH TEACHER........WTF...WTF = WHAT DA FUCC...........WONDERFUL REPORT....AS BAD AS THIS SOUNDS......I LOVED THE LADIES PICS...BUT.....I ENJOYED THE GOLF SHOTS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED THOSE WONDERFULL TA-TAZZZZZZ....DO YO THANG MANE
By Crazier on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 03:35 am: Edit |
KM,
Thanks for the clarification. I will try to use the right word in the future. When I was in School and learning English, funny that the word was not included in all of 12 years I spent in school. Maybe the teacher did not want us to learn about massuese(s) (do we put an S to this?)
Oh, at Beverly Hills, I forgot to mention that the masseuse walk around naked at the pool when you have booked them, interesting concept that I wanted to see for myself.
Tonguefu,
Glad u did enjoy the golfing touches. Was wondering if there were any golfers on this site cos the Jakarta - Bogor - Bandung area has wonderful golfing to go with the mongering.
By Tonguefu on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 08:43 am: Edit |
Crazier.....wouldnt it be wonderful if the golfcourse offered a bj on the ninth hole ans whatever at the 18th. Im thinking if I ever make it there I will bring my own caddy from the night before...Might make an interesting day of golf.
By Crazier on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 06:16 pm: Edit |
Tfu,
If you ever find a golf course where you can get a BJ on the 9th & 18th or more, please let me know. I will bring an entire posse of "hungry golfers out there!
The idea of bringing along a sexy sweet companion to the golf course has been done by many but in Indonesia, one has to be sensitive to the locals and natives out there ya. It might be offensive to them even if you don't mind "showing off" your "club" and her excellent "cleaning services" while enjoying the golfing.
Yes, surely would be nice to lose a ball in the woods and discover some "melons" in the process of looking.
I get a hard on just thinking of the idea of it all.
By Kjvegas on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 03:42 pm: Edit |
I loved the report and thanks for the great pics, VERY NICE, i gotta go golfing someday while i am in SE Asia.
Thanks for sharing.
cheers
kj
By Crazier on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 06:14 pm: Edit |
Kive,
If u "walking" this way for golf or whoring, let me know & who knows, we might be cummin together on these greens! Those caddies in parts of Indonesia are simply CUTE!
By Crazier on Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 04:48 pm: Edit |
A correction.
M-Club which I wrote here should be My Bar, at Jalan Palehtahan, Blok M. Here, there's also D's Place, Sportsman, Everest, Top Gun, The Club aka Bali Hai, The Stamford Arms not to forget the 5+1 at the nearby Melawai Hotel.
The Latest opinion is that D's Place & My Bar are hot and so is the Melawai's 5+1 but, you never know when you go out hunting gems.
By Concarne on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 02:23 pm: Edit |
I am sorry for being dense but...
When you say ST price, is that a barfine and then you add what you give to the girl? Or is that the total and then you add on tip based on performace?
Thanks,
By Crazier on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 05:35 pm: Edit |
In PenJay places such as Sari Ayu, MTR and LA Bar, the ST price in-house in their ST rooms is 185,000 rp inclusive of the girl and room and a bottle of water for her.
You would usually tip her 50,000 or 100,000 if you are very generous. IF the service is very bad, you may tip her 20,000 but that would be rather mean.
At TCs, the ST is 210,000Rp + 50,000 rp (for room) if I remember correctly.
Madona and Bintang Mawar also in Lokesari area are similar.
For LT, the "booking out fee" (its not referred to as barfine) is 700,000 for the earlier hours and negotiable down to 500,000 after 10.30pm and you may tip her accordingly to what you feel is right. 100,000 is OK and 200,000 is generous.
These are not beerbars nor gogo bars so the word "barfine" is not used; rather "booking" is the norm.
At the hotel bars such as CJs, Bats, Tiga Puloh and also in the Blok M bars, the girls are all freelance and there is no booking fee nor bar fines. Just what you would give to the girl for her time with you and Jakarta expats get away mostly with 300,000 for LT although in the early hours, the asking fee when they target the visiting businessman could be 1.5 million rp.
Those in the know say, if you don't ask, they presume you are pretty savvy and will be happy with 300,000rp - these freelance girls.
By Concarne on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 06:06 pm: Edit |
Thanks Crazier! Useful info!
By Crazier on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 06:56 pm: Edit |
Concarne, Welcome anytime I can help.
By Mongerx on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 07:28 pm: Edit |
Wow Crazier, your tipping upwards of 100K for ST in Penjay? I am very inexperienced and the one ST is did I 20K on top of the 180K. I had no clue and assumed the the odd price of 180 lead to the rather focal amount of 20K for change. My girl, didn't complain but I detected the slightest amount of stinkface (or else I am just paranoid.) Later, I did a survey of others and it seemed that the Sing chinese crowd was tipping 50K for good service. Even your most generous golfing buddy was tipping 50K I believe. And his tipping behavior is always a good estimate of what is at the highest end of normal.
At TC's, the freelance girls cost 200K + 50K for the room.
By Crazier on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 08:20 pm: Edit |
No, I tipped 50k only all times except I gave my hottie Mira 200k for LT just to let her know that she better be available when I want her (not sure it always sinks in the way we want it)!
100k for ST in PenJay has to be very exceptional and I have yet to encounter this.
By the way, we're WAITING FOR YOUR REPORT! Trying to build suspense is it?
By Socrates69 on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 07:11 pm: Edit |
thanks for the report, and gotta give props to crazier and mongerx for filling me in on the 411 on jakarta prior to a recent 2 week trip i've just completed.
a couple of notes...
From my recent trip, I noticed that the girls in kota seemed very happy with a 50K tip, although I'd tip my repeat favs a little more.
As for penjay specifically, I've spent alot of time in there and notice something amazing and scary...first, the amount of STs that some of theses girls do is staggering...second, due to the high vol of customers that run through this place, i saw the most cases of stds I've ever seen in my wentire mongering career...around 35-40% of the girls I booked had either cloudy dischage oozing out of their pussies, genital herpes in the groin area, open sores, pus discharging outward of their vaginas, or a combination of the above.....also noticed numerous skin rashes in the outter and inner labia as well as the groin area in the beautiful young women of penjay. It was torturous to have a beautiful girl in the room, but not be able to fuck her 2nd to stds....a real shame.
A friend and i were on antibiotic treatment from our penjay encounters....just in case.