So, I was telling BadMrFrosty how great Thailand is. “Dude, you can a soapy massage where this girl slides her body all over you.”

“You mean like the massage I had yesterday?”

“Huh?” Apparently, CubaNut had taken him to an apartment brothel the day before (actually, it could have been the same day, I forget now). He had two girls for an hour of massage and play for around 100BRL. CubaNut offered to take me there. “Lead on my good man, lead on!”

CubaNut led us both back to the building where the brothel was located. Don’t ask me where; I can find the building but couldn’t possibly describe where it is. It’s located in a medical building! “I wonder if Blue Cross will cover this?” I thought.

We rang the bell and waited a few minutes. Inside were three girls, one cutie, one fatty and one somewhere in between. CubaNut acted as interpreter. He explained to me that one girl for the hour is about 80BRL, but another 20BRL gets you two girls. Unfortunately, the cutie was tied up for an hour. I agreed to come back for her.

Less than an hour later, I returned to the building. Cutie was waiting for me. She took me into a little bedroom with a couch and massage table, telling me to undress and get a shower (I needed one). After a clean up, the girls took showers.

Naturally, there was no common language between us, so we relied on pantomime. They were pretty convinced it wasn’t all that interested in a massage so an awkward snogging session ensued.

It wasn’t long before cutie was chowing down on the little wombat while I tongue wrested with her friend. They switched after a bit. The friend was keen for a bit of action so she bent herself over the table and invited me in. Cutie later sat herself on the table and I indulged her desires.

Unfortunately, there just wasn’t any good leverage on the table, so I suggested moving to the floor. The girls jumped up, moved the massage table against the wall and unfolded the couch into a rather uncomfortable bed. We played around on this for some time.

Cutie held my interest the most, which was good because she was really into it and her friend just wasn’t. I instructed the friend to act as ball girl while I gave cutie a good seeing to. When I finished, cutie was drenched in my sweat and laughing over the fact. What a trooper!

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No one could accuse these two of being lesbians

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What a smile

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Note the carefully manicured pube. It's a star, but it looked an awful lot like a maple leaf. She must have known I was coming!

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I never had a single girlfriend gesture to me this way. Is it any wonder I'm off Western girls?

Had I been more on the ball, I would have arranged another session with cutie at my apartment later. Oh, well!

Wombat,
I had an odd experience in Rio in February. I'd been going at it with a favorite escort service girl for about 90 minutes and we were both drenched in sweat. She got a devilish look in her eye, smiled, and told me to lay on my back. She proceeded to give me a "soapy" sem soap. And she surprised me further by saying "massagem tailandesa." I asked her where she'd learned about Thai massage and she said she'd read about it in a magazine.

The world gets smaller every day. Here's to the coming together of cultures. Now, if those sweet Thai girls can just learn to fuck like brasilieras...