I just finished my trip in Buenos Aires. I am very glad I did my research before going or the trip would've been impossibly frustrating. However, I found some comments, such as not being able to find working girls on weekends, to be a bit harsher than reality.

The prices are generally good. Food was inexpensive to the point of being ridicules. I never had to worry about budgeting in food. Taxi services were reasonably priced, and generally trustworthy enough to not recommend walking. General supplies such as shaving cream, razors, and so on are cheaper than in the States. I made the right decision to only bring a carry on and purchase the rest as needed.

The city is quite clean and safe. There are some street people. However, I didn't notice any that seemed aggressive. The streets are mostly very pretty and enjoyable to stroll down. Hotel staff was excellent and held the IDs of all female guests until they confirmed no problems had arisen. Even the zoo was free of foul smells and sported clean cages.

There are enough attractions to make this a world class city. The bridge of the woman is spectacular at night. There was a tango concert the night I took my date there. This was a fantastic way to spend an evening. The architecture is interesting with many brilliantly, colored buildings. Hanging out on Honduras Street circle after midnight is also worthwhile. Definitely a 24 hour city.

The looks of the working girls range from
scary to unbelievable. If your goal in life is to nail a trophy, it is possible to do so here quite cheaply. Oddly, the more attractive girls don't seem to charge much more than the dogs and often offer better service. Before selecting, I checked each girl up close. Often, a real looker from across the room would prove to have bad teeth or seem far less attractive at close range. Dental care in this city is apparently lacking. In nearly every major mongering establishment there is one or two real lookers on a given shift.

The real problem with mongering in Buenos Aires is the attitudes of the women there. The women in BA have major attitudes. There are some unbelievable sweethearts here, so I didn't allow the bad apples to spoil the bunch. Unfortunately, for every sweetheart there are three girls with attitudes that are almost Amsterdam-like. I only had to have one woman removed from the hotel. She refused to offer service before payment, and refused to leave without payment. She ended up accepting a taxi ride back to Newport to get her ID back.

I think Buenos Aires is a bad place to look for
TLN. I did do one TLN here and had many visits over 4 hours. The best deal seems to be the 4-5 hour mark. I found it imperative to not pay upfront. The few times I paid upfront, the girls seemed to stay an average of one hour less than agreed upon. I also had a real sweetheart to go to movies and dates with cheaply. The escorts mostly offer TLN, but I tried one and it was a total rip-off. I used the recommended escort site, and the girl that showed up didn't look anything like the picture. She also had a terrible attitude, although she did provide good sex. She left before the agreed upon time had expired, but I was actually glad to get rid of her.

There are numerous venues for buying pussy. I found all of the clubs to be clip joints. The girls there had worse attitudes than the freelancers, and clubs exist in order to take as much money from tourists as possible while providing as little service as possible. In Cattos, I had a Saddam Hussian look-alike hovering over my shoulder ordering specific girls to my table to try ripping me off. The girl I took out of Hooks didn't even stay the whole hour we agreed upon. All of these places tried to squeeze as much money out of me as possible just for the "privilage" of negotiating with girls that are no better looking than the women in Cafes. Cafes were the best deal for me. Excedra and Orleans were both very good. I found Excedra had some talent at night, on weekends, and during the day. During my week in BsAs, Excedra was very reliable. Orleans was well stocked only during the afternoon to early evening. Newport was only well stocked between one and three in the morning. Newport also had the women with the worst attitudes of the three. Although, I did find one sweetheart there.

The best part of the girls in Buenos Aires is that some offer great sex. Orleans proved to be the best venue for pure sex for me. The first girl I pulled was 21, slim, and beautiful. She was very affectionate. We had UNBELIEVABLE sex. I finished and she told me to eat her pussy because she wasn't finished yet. After eating the taco, she grabed my dick and stuck it in her bareback and told me to fuck her again. Awesome! I paid 200 pesos for two hours or maybe more or pure, sexual bliss.

I think in Buenos Aires there are girls who provide affection, girls who provide great sex, and girls who are total ripoffs almost on par with Amsterdam. Choose carefully. The quality of looks can be very good if you shop around. For the gfe, I still think San Jose is better and easier to negotiate TLN. However, the city of BsAs is nicer, safer, and the girls can be prettier. I guess it all depends on what a guy is looking for.

EWH,

Nice little report. I was in BA the second have of January and I agree with most of what you say. You will have to admit there is something about the city and its people. I plan to return in October. Bootyman

Nice report. Agree with you about food and taxis. My perceptions are different from yours on chicas, but it's good to get alternative views....I have never had any luck in Orleans. Excedra has been very hit or miss. Mostly miss. I never go back to Newport, so can't comment. Gave up on Hook some time ago.....
Among clubs, Jazz and Affaire Recoleta have been kind to me....GFEs aplenty, although you have to shoo away the sharks....

EWH,

Thanks for a nice re-cap. Tell me which website you used and what girl you called that was unsatisfactory.

You can answer me email if you want at: baguidehelp@yahoo.com

Moondog

Moondog, I think I discussed this with you on
another forum, unless two moondog mongers exist

I only went in Jazz once and it was very early,
I think around 5 pm. There was only one girl in
the bar area, so I passed. Shark's had more girls
and is across the street. I'm not sorry I went to
BsAs, but I would do some things differently. I
walked past Affaire a dozen times or more, but
never went in.

EWH,

THanks for the detailed report and a varying report on the women. I often like to hear different opinions because sometimes there is a bit more truth to the general realities.

It is like when everybody goes ape shit over some chica then one guy posts and says what the heck are you guys talking about. THis girl has a nasty c-scar and and has a big belly. I often find that those extra realistic details help me in preventing disapointment or waste of money.

Obviously YMV so that it why many opinions and experiences are so valued.

EWH,

That was me in the discussion. I did not realize that you had posted it here until we were in the discussion

Moondog

EWH,

great Report! I will be in BA form 19th to 29th of March. Could you advice me a hotel near recoleta, near the cafes, where there is a sympathic athmosphere and real chica frienlyness (also duplas...)

regards homer

Homer, I've only been to Buenos Aires once, so
I'm sure someone else (hint, hint like Moondog) will have better advice on hotels. For a general idea:

I'd pick out the area I wanted to stay in and
then find a hotel in that area for the desired
price range. If you want to hit the clubs then
you can either stay somewhere near San Martin
Park to hit Orleans/Excedra/triangle/Sharks often or near the Recoleta Village/Cemetary to hit the other often discussed clubs. Anywhere in walking distance of the English Clocktower or the Cemetary will put you in the right spot. Hell, Taxis are cheap enough that it doesn't matter much anyway. Just don't stay by the airport.

One good thing about Buenos Aires is it is very nice, and for that reason it seems to attract quality guys. The guys that give info on Buenos Aires have been awesome to me and I want to thank everyone for their advice and cooperation. I couldn't have done it without your support!