Peppermint

In keeping with my previously discussed new strategy of going to the “busier” gogos earlier (so that I can check out the full complement of women before it gets too crowded), we ventured to Peppermint early one evening so that I could try to hook up w/ a very cute “hostess” that I had spied upon earlier that week. Peppermint is one of the biggest (if not THE biggest) gogos in Pattaya, It is also a little different in that that there are at least five or six different types of girls there: 1) the usually buxom and topless women who work behind the bar (immediate left as you walk in); 2) bikini clad (and often not topless) girls who dance on the big stage on the right as you walk in); 3) the street clothes clad “hostesses” who don’t dance but do barfine; 4) the topless girls who dance on the smaller stage on the left side of the club; 5) the girls in green miniskirts who dance otherwise bottomless on the small mini-stages; and 6) the girls who are behind the glass enclosure at the back of the club, who cannot be barfined (although the can be taken out after 2am).

Due to the size of the club and the usual big crowds, I have found it a little more difficult to see all the girls and to grab a particular one’s attention when you do find one you like. Still, on that particular night, I was able to grab the hostess that I found very pretty. After finding that she had a nice enough personality, and after she was kind enough to set my buddy up with her younger sister, I agreed to barfine her. Since it was still early, the question was where to go.

I really envy those of you who can speak Thai. Quite frankly, I run out of topics of discussion with these girls after a while (although this hostess did tell me that she usually got about 20 LDs a night), and I get bored. Luckily, she had a few ideas of where to go. We checked out the Sea Agogo, a very small gogo across from Carousel and Paris Agogo. Which had some okay shows and some okay looking women. She had mentioned that it had a “lesbian show.” Since I’m quite a big fan of that genre, I was stoked. Unfortunately, it didn’t meet my hopes or expectations. Thankfully, her next suggestion was much better.

She surprisingly suggested that we check out that new Nevada gogo that had the Russian dancers. That’s right, no Thai girls, only Ruskie girls. First the bad: drinks were about 135B each; the girls on the whole really weren’t that good looking (out of about 10, I thought only 2 or 3 were cute), and the girls solicit tips like their US strip joint counterparts. Still, it was quite a change of pace, and the girls we brought were fascinated. Most of the shows themselves were at best mediocre, but one particular routine shocked us.

Two girls came on stage and grabbed a male volunteer from the crowd. In addition to being topless, the girls were bottomless except for see-through miniskirts. They end up tying the guy’s hands separately on two pillars on either side of the stage and proceed to strip him completely to his briefs. They then cavort against him, front and back. Nothing surprising or new at this point. Near the end, one of the girls takes off her see-through miniskirt and wraps it around his waist. Yeah, yeah, high comedy, with one girl in front of him and another behind him. Then, at last, the girl in front moves away, and the girl in back pulls down his briefs. There was nothing left to the imagination. I wasn’t at all offended by the sight of male genitalia (although NOT my genre), but I’m pretty sure this was NOT what the “volunteer” bargained for when he agreed to join the show. All in all, he took it better than most would, but, in conclusion, go take your girl to see this place, but DON’T go on stage. Oh, and while the drinks are more expensive than other places, I found NO drink pressure here. And I don’t think the Russian dancers barfine (although I didn’t ask).

One final note about these “hostesses” who wear civilian clothes in clubs. Now I remember why I’m not a big fan of beer bars (in addition to the fact that they’re all outside in the sweltering heat). Even halter tops and tight jeans can hide a multitude of sins that bikinis and thongs cannot. I hate being surprised by baby fat, sagging boobs and unkempt bush.

Superbaby

It’s not particularly big, the shows are not particularly interesting and the club has contraptions mounted on the walls that periodically shoots out some fragranted mist into the air (and on you). Still, the girls are young, they’re hot and they’re ready to be barfined. That’s what the girls are there for. You sit down, and the waitresses are more than willing to hook you up. This is a great place to go at 1am or later after you’ve wasted a ton of time on some girl who ended up to be a shrew (or menstruating, or pre-barfined, etc.). On one such night, I wandered in here around 1am and found a gorgeous little spinner w/ an amazing body and huge nipples (not just in length, but in circumference. She was quite interesting too.

She spoke English VERY well, but not for the normal reasons. She had an English stepmom who married her father after his divorce from her mom (due to his cheating). The girl even had a British accent. When I asked her if her dad cheated on her British stepmom, she said probably not anymore. When I asked her to explain, she said that the stepmom had caught him cheating one time and literally kicked his ass so bad that he had to be hospitalized. I love it. Not a story you hear everyday in Thailand.

Yes, Superbaby (and its sisterclub Super Girl) specialize in girls who do short time. But they’re hot and they are there to be barfined, not just to hustle drinks.

Soi 6.

Although the explorations have been fun, there are times when I really wish I was introduced to ins and outs of Thailand by one of you true mongering masters. A case in point was when we journeyed down Soi 6 one afternoon. We had never really sessioned there before, but all your stories had us intrigued. So off we went. What I find difficult about the scene is that I didn’t find it conducive to going to one place, scoping out the talent and then making a choice. At some bars, most of the girls are outside marketing, at others most of the girls are inside. Unless you make an effort, you never really know if a particular bar has a Miss Right (Now). Add to this the fact that many of these bars are REALLY dark inside, so it’s really caveat emptor.

Willing to take one for the team, I went and found this one girl and went upstairs. Our showers consisted of soap and rinsing from a HUGE bucket (the size of a barrel) of water (thankfully not cold). Not a horrible time, but I can’t say I got the full soi 6 experience. Perhaps next time.

Lólita's

I know that I’m definitely in the minority here when I say that I’m not a TREMENDOUS fan of blowjobs. I like them just fine, but I had never found a bj alone satisfying. In fact, I had never nutted before from a bj (I don’t count that one time in Eden when the other girl was tossing my salad like an iron chef). Still, I was committed to giving Lólita's a try. It’s located a little out of the way. If you walk down Soi Diana (across Second Road from Mikes Shopping Mall) about 300 meters and turn left at the first real street, you’ll see Lólita's on the left. Even though it’s not THAT far from the Sandy Spring, it’s a bit of a hike in the heat of the afternoon. It’s an even longer walk when you find out that it’s not open at 11am (like they say in their website), but at 2pm instead.

When I finally made it there during business hours, a few of the girls were outside eating. Wanting to escape the heat, we walked in to find a pool table and a number of couches. Since it was pretty empty there, we sat at the bar and contemplated our next move. After I spotted a cut girl washing up after eating, I was sold. It’s 600B, plus whatever tip you decide to give them.

I was led up the stairs and into a perhaps 8’ x 12’ room with what I can only describe as a barber-like chair. Clean, airconditioned and not uncomfortable. After getting wiped down with wet wipes, you get to choose with or without condom. The girl stated that I might want to consider using a condom as she had just finished eating a slightly spicy lunch. Not wanting to look wimply, I said “nahh.” Ooops. It was actually quite nice, although I definitely felt the spicy after effect (sensation lasted about 30 minutes afterwards). I give the place a big thumbs up. Still not a HUGE fan of bjs ala carte, I nevertheless enjoyed the experience enough to come back one or two more times. It’s especially a great place to go when you don’t want to do ANY of the work. Also, although it’s definitely not a bad thing, time seems to move very slowly when you’re being worked on.

Soapy Time

Anyone who has never been to Asia and complain about the girls lacking curves must go to a soapy, especially the ones in Pattaya. I’d say that a good 60% of the fishbowl talent have big racks. However, since my luck with soapies in the Sabais has historically been marginal, I only went in once, when I saw one of the girls that had been highly recommended (Sabai Room?). Great bod, pretty face, fantastic lips and very good service. The only bad thing was that she was a little bit of “a pro,” and pushed hard for a sizeable tip afterwards.

After about 8 days in Pattaya, including one REALLY crappy day there when almost all the bars were closed due to a Bhuddist holiday, I was ready to go back Bangkok.

"She surprisingly suggested that we check out that new Nevada gogo that had the Russian dancers"

Close - Las Vegas Club.

"I know that I’m definitely in the minority here when I say that I’m not a TREMENDOUS fan of blowjobs. I like them just fine, but I had never found a bj alone satisfying."

I too am in the same boat. It takes something AMAZING to make me dump load from a BJ. There's probably 7 women total, in my life, that have brought me to orgasm with their mouths - 5 are from Thailand.

Great report. Looking forward to more.

E