Kind of a lather, rinse and repeat type program on the return. Nana – check. Plaza and Cupidy – check. Soi Cowboy – check. Barons – check. Only a couple of things of note happened. On the day we arrived back in Barons, I called to reserve my regular girl. During the “massage” (you know, I saw her three or four times, and I’m not sure I ever actually got a massage), she mentioned that she had a day off the next day and she asked if I wanted to spend it with her. Although I was tempted a little bit, I am nothing if not realistic. On the beginning of a trip, it would have been great to have seen the sights and had lots of sex with her (she’s awesome). However, on the backend of a trip, I no longer have the energy to do touristy things and try to engage in conversation with a much younger woman with whom I have very little in common. Maybe I missed out.

One more Baron’s note, if you get the 90 minutes or 2 hour massage, you get a room w/ a shower. Since the difference in cost between a 90 minute and 60 minute session is only 200B, even if you don’t plan on staying that long, you might as well get the longer session. I don’t know if two pops is “standard,” with a 2 hour session, but that is always what I got, if desired.

One evening we went to Dollhouse on Soi Cowboy, where my buddy made eye contact with a very cute, light skinned young lady. She walked over and sat down with us. She told us that it was only her third day there as she had previously worked at a place near Patpong that catered to a Japanese clientele. I cautioned my buddy that she was probably used to the Japanese monger ways (very ST and big bucks). Because of how hot she looked, he was willing to roll the dice. Fortunately, she neither expected him to cum very quickly or pay major coin. He did, however, report that she wasn’t totally unscathed from her prior work experience.

I don’t claim to be an expert, but from what I’ve seen, US porn is far and away better than those made in Asia. I saw some from Japan and I’m still shaking my head. Okay looking women, many with hairy bushes. On one, some Japanese guy was having “sex” with the woman’s armpit. On another, the girl’s tampon string was clearly visible. On ALL of them, the Japanese girls constantly whine/wimper during sex. Not moaning, not talking dirty, not writhing, something much more like crying (but not REALLY crying). I think I read somewhere that Japanese men like that. Sure enough, when my buddy has his girl in the room, she performs a vocal exhibition that he said was less than Oscar-worthy. He wanted to tell her that it wasn’t necessary, but what the hell, it made him feel like a Japanese porn star.

On this trip, in a gogo in Pattaya, I met and talked a little with this one guy from Sweden (young, blonde, good-looking – bastard) who had a blond showgirl girlfriend. He was a nice guy and he was telling me that he came to Thailand a lot because of the women. I couldn’t believe it. He lives in Sweden, home of meatballs, Ikea, and incredibly hot and buxom blondes. I mentioned that to him and he actually paused to consider what I just said. He didn’t really have an answer or explanation for that. Maybe the grass is just always greener. Or maybe Thailand just leaves us all wanting and speechless.