Its Tuesday, March something the year is either 2005 or 2548 depends who you ask.
I have reserved accomodations at the Dynasty Inn in Pattaya, which offers a mini bus ride from their hotel in Bangkok to their hotel in Pattaya with the premise that you stay at least 2 nights. I checked out of the Omni, gave them a bag to hold, I was returning on Sunday, and they gave me a ride in their Tuk Tuk down the Soi to the Dynasty. The ride is 2 hours and boring. Since I rode "shotgun" I really had no one to talk to. Checked in , decent room on the top (7th) floor overlooking the street. Minimumly stocked mini bar, with plenty of room for your own food/drinks, good bed, big shower, in fact the shower is the length of the bathroom itself.Small balcony. I got my bearings and headed out to find my first soapy. I checked my notes and couldnt find what I needed so i hit an internet cafe and got my info. I grabbed a Baht Bus and hopped out at Soi3. I went into Sabai, i think it was sabai Land, the one on the corner across the street form Big C.
It was still early, maybe 4pm, the fishbowl had about 15 maybe 20 girls. I chose Kin and paid my 1600 baht.
The room was nice,Kin was a doll, nice frim tits with big nipple and ooof what a body, like a rock,flat hard stomach, no puppies , tight butt.
She drew a bath and I was ready, she washed me, scrubbed my feet, meanwhile the periscope was sticking out of the water. Later she put down the air matress and gave me a great soapy, what a blast. We cleaned up and off to the bed, it was animal sex all the way. She was a tiger, I was a lion. This chick was sooo hot. Gave her a 500B tip and left very happy. Wandered around town that night but didn't BF anyone.
Got up and headed out for some coffee, it was early, maybe 745am. I remeber a Starbucks on Beach and Soi 13/2 i think. I walked in , they weren't open yet until 8. I crossed the street to the beach and sat down on the wall. Two girls were there, they started talking to me and propositioned me to go to the hotel. I said it was too early.I love this place. Got myself a tall latte, 75 baht. The one and only time I went in Starbucks, but was the best coffee i had the entire trip.Did a little shopping, had lunch at Tip's on beach road before walking street. Ate there several time sover the next few days.
Heading back down Soi 13/2 there are 3 bars next to each other, Pump Station, Golden Girls, and Spricey Girls ( not a misprint, it is Spricey)
All are blow job bars. This was another check on my "to do" list. It was early but I Non upstairs. i was her first customer of the day, She turned on the lights and the A/C in the upstairs bar, brought over a small stoll and washed my dick and balls. She poppped in a porno.
She asked if maybe I wanted to sit on the couch instead, sure, I got comfy and she went to work.
Truly a sleazy experience, but hell, its hot outside, you got a cold beer (Tiger), porn on the telly and a warm mouth on your dick. I love this place! She was no raving beauty but very friendly, sweet and did her job well. 350 to the bar, i gave her 500B.
The go go's in Pattaya are much more liberal than Bangkok, all are at least topless, most totally nude. i have to admit, i feel the talent here in Pattaya is considerably less than Bangkok as far as looks go. Then again, maybe after 7 nights I'm getting a little choosey.
Thursday I did my only real touristy thing all trip, I booked a one hour trek on an elephant.
The Elephant Village picked me up at 10.
It was 900 baht for an hour ride through the fields and some water. It was pretty cool, rough ride, but hell, not something you do everyday.
They hock you to buy a bunch of bananas to feed the elephant along the way for another 100B, could have bought them in front of Mike's for 20B but again, what the hell. All along the trek, this guy on a moto video tapes the expedition, then keeps driving ahead to film more, of course at the end they try to sell you the video. I told them I would pick up a copy that night on Beach Road.
Beach Road, what a trip, touts,beer bars, and tailor shops, I think the tailor shops were the worst touts. Every night i would see this lady with a Lemur (small Monkey) all dressed up in human clothes available for photo opportunities.
i went to many go gos that night, drank way too many Klosters, Heinekens, and Tigers. I tended to like Supergirls and returned there a few times.Ended up at a bar beer across from Kitten Club, which I walked in and promptle walked out of. Thought the music was way too loud and really didnt like the set up. Anyway, I think it was called Miss Dinos, next to the Shamrock where I ate once. I barfined Dai, 20 I think the BF was 300B . She was sweet, had a language book and kept reading phrases to me. I had bought a copy of "Making Out in Thai" and showed her, She liked it. We had fun. I let her go and watched some of the worst cover bands in history in the bars near the hotel.
Friday went to Sabai for another massage. Not sabai, but the other Sabai, no not that one. The one on the same side of the street as Big C.
I chose Do from the 20 or so girls available.
Again, it was early. 1600B. Do was a little on the big side by Thai standards, again, not fat, solid and meaty. Good sized tits. Same same, bath, soapy, good sex on the bed, shower. very hot today, sweating like a pig.
Saturday..walked across the street for the breakfast buffet at the Lek Hotel 95baht. What a pigout. Ate way too much.
That night ended up back at Supergirls, i spotted Owe ( ooo-wee) who I had sat with on a previos night but did not BF. Very pretty girl, very slim,blonde hair. Took her back to the hotel. i was pleasantly surpised when she disrobed. I didnt realize how big her tits were and on her very slim frame, looked bigger. We showered together and then jumped into bed. I don't know what Owe had for dinner but while she was giving me head, she let out a big fart.I cracked up, we laughed for a long time.
Sunday, heading back to Bangkok today. Talked to Bob on the ride back. He had been here for 6 nights, myself 5. he was going on to Macau tomorrow. Got dropped back at the Dynasty on Soi 4 , My one bag turned into 2 with a backpack, and I still had my big suitcase in storage at the Omni. Walked out front and grabbed a taxi the few blocks back to the Omni. The meter on the taxi didnt even click once. Upon checking back in I was greeted with a nice cold towel and a glass of fresh orange juice. Dropped my stuff in my room on the 29th floor and headed out.
I cruised the Beer garten. Lots of girls but no prizes. Stopped in a seafood place in the walkway between Soi 7 and Soi 5. had a good BBQ Squid. This really cute little girl was hustling flowers and gum for 20 B. I mean she was a pro, really pretty, ribbons in her hair. After I succumbed to her charm and took a crushed box of chiclets, another little one came by, I told her no. After leaving the restaurant she tried again, and if I had a 20B I would have, but didnt. She followed me for a block kicking the back of my shoes. I could only laugh. Cruised Nana again, Voodoo, Playskool, AngelWitch. Spotted something I liked in Angelwitch, but when the dancers came off the stage I kept getting accosted by other dancers. Some Thai dude was sitting near me wearing sunglasses, he seemed pretty wasted. A few girls came up to him and gave him soemthing that he signed. Later, another girl told me he is a Thai singer. I was leaving and the cutie I liked grabbed me by the door. No fool, she couldnt come over when I was with other BG's. She was everything I wanted, a real spinner with a hot little bod. I bought her a drink and paid her bar fine. Meow was 21 I would guess no more than 90 pounds.As we were walking up Soi 4, the elephant was coming down. I took a photo of her with Chang and bought him some treats for 20B. The elephant bowed. very cool.Meow was no dissapointment, she was wild, must have had sex in at least 6 positions with her. If i had any strength left i may have kept her long time but I was whipped. gave her 1000B and a stuffed horse and a lollipop. She tried to explain to me that Thai for Horse is maa and Thai for dog is maa.I was confused. i walked her as far as the Family Mart. i bought soem microwave Pad Thai and she went back to Nana.
Monday was my last day... did a lot of shopping
picked up soem DVD/s that are still in the theaters here, got me a Rolex for 400B and it is still working. I treated myself to a manicure, pedicure and haircut on Soi4, set me back 500b for all. I wandered into Cascades Monday night. Did not realize Nana had 2 ladyboy bars, I knew about Casanova. Anyway, stayed for a little while, kind of interesting. One of the "girls" sat down next to me, I asked if all the dancers were ladyboys, he/she said " No, some have had .. " and made the chopping motion that hey have had SRS, surgery. Ahhh... ok.
I have to admit, some were as good looking as the dancers in the other go gos. Some had no male characteristics at all. Ok, enough of that.
Finished the night at one of the downstairs outsdie bars. Took Ping or Pin. Cutie, small and dark. A fine end to a fine trip.
In retrospect, I actually liked Bangkok more than Pattaya. I am not a big drinker, and quite honestly, all there is to do in Pattya is drink and screw. What a great place to retire if you are a drunk with a closet full of Viagra.
I admit, the sex in Pattaya is much more abundant and cheaper. Anyway... It was a great journey and I have to get back to reality. I appreciate all the help I received from this board and its members.
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Baddog... SoiDog

"I remeber a Starbucks on Beach and Soi 13/2 i think."

Soi 13/1 actually, but that's only a difference of about 15 meters.

"The one and only time I went in Starbucks, but was the best coffee i had the entire trip."

You should try Coffee World. There's a few in Pattaya and they are EVERYWHERE in Bangkok. The two in the Nana area are open 24/7.

"I think the tailor shops were the worst touts."

I know what ya mean. You're walking down the street with pussy on the mind and some indian dude in a suit is trying to wrestle you into his shop!! "Hey bro - if your store don't have broads inside then I got NO reason to go in."

Fun report.

E

"I went into Sabai, I think it was sabai Land,"

I first went into here in 1988 for my first Thai soapy and it was great in those days. The girls were not only gorgeous they really took care of you. The first girl I ever took in Sabai Land wanted "NO" money at all. I just paid Sabai for the massage...those were the good old days, free sex with beautiful massage girls...