Prelude to Woodstock

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By Khun_mor on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 09:35 pm:  Edit

This was a trip that had several evolutions. It started out in the beginning as a reunion in Bangkok with my newly found ex GF from my last trip, Joon. Over the few months that I was home we kept in touch. I had sent Joon more than enough money to keep her out of the bar and self sufficient. All seemed to be going well. She was happy at home taking care of her dog and 6 new puppies and I was anxious to see her again. We had spent a very passionate 5 days together at the end of my trip and although I was on the rebound from Da , I thought I just might have found the perfect girl.Then I got the semmingly inevitable e mail. " I need more money. I cannot pay the rent." Yada Yada Yada . I had given her twice the amount she had said she needed to be comfortable and still she needed more. In a fairly emotional phone call I told her I would not be sending any more money and asked her why she had spent all I had given her. I should have known the answer that was to come. Thai girls it seems cannot stop themselves from sending most of any money they make to their parents. It's like they feel guilty about having money and not giving it to Momma. She said she had sent well over half of what I gave her to her parents because it was her duty to take care of them. She seemed to imply I should have known that and expected to have to send her more. This was not falling on sympathetic ears after my debacle with Da and I told her I would send no more money. She cried and tried the old line-- I guess I have to go back to the bar then right ? I told her that was up to her, but I had given her all the money I would give until I got there. We ended the call after a lot more laying on of the guilt about her going back to work , but by this time I was hardened to her appeals.She said she still wanted to see me when I came to Bangkok but I was in no mood to hook up with her again. This started my first trip change. Instead of BKK I decided to stay the whole trip in Pattaya. There are far too many BGs that know me in BKK both at Nana and Patpong and the BG network would get word to Joon within a few days I was in town.I also wanted no possibility of running into Da so I e mailed Sandy Sping and they got right back to me confirming my room for the whole of my stay.

The next turn came when Merlin announced at one of our rendevous here In LaLaland that he was making a quick 5 day run to AC to renew aqaintances with his HKs from his just ended journey. I figured that if he was willing to fly all that way for 5 days so soon after leaving maybe I should give AC another chance. Additionally his photos and report had certainly gotten my attention.The next day I found myself making flight reservations on Thai Inter for BKK to Manila and Hotel booking with Hotel Royal Amsterdam in AC. Now I had 2 days in Pattaya 10 days in AC and another 9 days in Pattaya. Word got out about the trip to AC and soon Xenono was in the mix followed by Don Marco, then Monger X, and ultimately even Epi-wan Kanobe was on board the AC party train. It was beginning to look like a truly memorable event.

After landing in Bangkok for some reason this trip I had a hard time finding a ride to Pattaya. There were the usual swarm of touts who wanted to hustle you into an overpriced taxi, but I could find no one willing to negotiate. Likely had something to do with the fact it was after midnight , but I had never had problems before. Finally I got one of the " taxi whores " ( 99% of these touts female )to agree to 1,300 baht to Pattaya. Out of nowhere a Thai guy comes to get my luggage and he throws everything into the trunk of a car triple parked outside the terminal. He tells the driver " Pattaya " and the driver quickly says" Mai yag bai Pattaya! " He doesn't want to go to Pattaya ! Out comes my suitcase, but the guy takes it only halfway towards the curb. My suitcase is sitting in the middle of the friggin street and this idiot tells me to wait there. I dodged taxis and cars for a few minutes while the guy goes up and down the row of cars then comes back and throws the suitcase right back into the same car he had just removed them from. WTF !! He yells at the driver in a fast stream of Thai that I can barely understand. I know enough to realize this ain't no polite conversation as the two of them shout at each other. Finally the driver motions me to get into the car. At this point I am having second thoughts. All I need is to be with some really pissed of driver who is being forced to go on a 3 hour round trip he does not want to make. Sure enough this dude is not happy and growls at me something about why I didn't get a car that wants to go to Pattaya since there are so many that want to go there. I told him to go back and ask the guy who he was arguing with since I didn't pick his friggin car he did ! After that he barely said another word but went out of his way to piss me off I'm sure. He stopped for gas- had half a tank as far as I could see. He stopped later at the new bunch of roadside shops on the Motorway to go to the bathroom and generally drove just at the speed limit all the way to Pattaya. What should have been a 90 minute trip tops at that time of night took 2 and a half hours. I was pissed but at least I was in Thailand and finally at Sandy Spring Hotel. Fortunately I knew how to get there because this moron did not know has way around Pattaya.

I only had a day and a half in Pattaya before I was to leave for AC . I was so looking forward to hooking up with all the other guys in AC that what I did those two days escapes me. I cannot remember anything about what or who I did. I'm sure they were all trophys however.

I had to leave early in the AM to get to Bangkok as my flight left at 10 AM. There are dozens of roadside stands in Pattaya that advertise trips to BKK airport for 850 baht but I trust them as far as I can throw them. The hotel desk asked for only 1.300 so I went with that. The next AM a brand new Benz with leather seats and air con that would make ice cubes shows up to take me to the airport. It was a Sunday so no traffic and this dude blew the doors off every other car on the route. I was at the airport in just over an hour . Should have gotten the guys cell number but had a brain fart.

Check in was a breeze and I was off to the land of Bola Bola to hook up with a "Motley Crue "

To be continued -- perhaps. Gotta find out if Don Marco ever found our Narco-- I'm a repressed poet.


By Epimetheus on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

"I only had a day and a half in Pattaya before I was to leave for AC . I was so looking forward to hooking up with all the other guys in AC that what I did those two days escapes me. I cannot remember anything about what or who I did. I'm sure they were all trophys however."

And I'm CERTAIN you wore a condom for each of them...

If you need the number for a FAST driver for the BKK/Pattaya run I have the name/number of a great driver. She drives fast and is very dependable.

E

By Khun_mor on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:07 pm:  Edit

Epi
Have no recollection but obviously I had ole willie wrapped and warm as usual. There are diseases out there I'm told.

I like the thrill of the Thai Taxi driver Lotto. You never know what you're gonna draw from the pool. Gets your pulse up and your blood flowing to get you ready for what's to follow. This guy first got me pissed off then put me to sleep. Oh I just remembered- This dude was a born again whatever also. When we were cruisin down Beach Rd to the hotel he kept talkin trash about all the freelancers and bargirls he saw calling them every foul name he could think of. He was really upset when he saw a pooying in a mini or an obvious hooker. I guess that's why he did not want to go to Pattaya.

By Epimetheus on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:12 pm:  Edit

Souds like your driver was an ass...

As for my driver - she's UGLY, drives like Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run and lies to all the girls I bring in the car telling them they are the only one and that I'm "jai dee". Nice to have the pooying help you lie, eh?

E

(Message edited by epimetheus on March 25, 2005)

By Porker on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:32 pm:  Edit

I guess I had pretty good luck with the Thai taxi drivers this last time around: The guy whose door I almost took off 2 years ago set me up with a ride down to Pattaya in a brand new big Toyota for 1K plus tolls. Then I did use a shop on Soi 7 advertising 800b to Don Muang (plus tolls) and they showed up 15 minutes early and got us to the airport in about 1:40. The guy booking the taxi in Pattaya wanted a 300b deposit, but I said NO WAY and it still worked like a charm.

Now the Batam taxi fuckers, on the other hand...

The prices for the ride to Pattaya had me shaking my head about the prices from MNL-AC, which is actually quite a bit CLOSER than Pattaya-BKK. The recent toll increase is only part of an explanation why the pick-up services are so damned expensive. An honest taxi driver that charges fair rates and can arrange pick-ups in AC for the return could do a good trade.

By Porker on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:33 pm:  Edit

Oh, and re: Remembering what we did at sepcific points on trips: THAT'S WHY WE TAKE PICTURES!!! :-)

By Khun_mor on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 11:51 pm:  Edit

I got lots O pics. Just waiting to hear if it's safe to post pics from AC at present.
Oh -- none from the first 2 days in Pattaya . Don't think I even unpacked camera.

By Merlin on Saturday, March 26, 2005 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Great start KM, and after reading all that you went through to get out there, I really appreciate you going out of your way to hookup with us in AC. Your observations in AC are of immense importance, especially your insight the other day about how the AC go-gos/bars are what Thailand used to be like in the good ole days.

As for the "Narco", I wouldn't let him dissuade you from posting pics. Perhaps you may even want to send it directly to Hombre for security processing first. I've posted hundreds of pics from AC/Manila and haven't been outed.

By Xenono on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 09:54 am:  Edit

I can help fill in the blanks a little with this day. I called KM in the early afternoon and he was hanging out at the Tahitian Queen with his crew from his last trip. Said I would be right over and zoomed to TQ on the 125CC motorcycle I had rented.

When I arrived, I heard “Xen” call out to me from a darkened corner and I noticed KM with about three or four pooying on him. We kicked back there for a while and KM was joking around and speaking Thai with some of his ladies. I had been to TQ several times before on this trip but hadn’t been able to find any daytime talent I wanted to barfine. There was one cutie I possibly wanted, but she was a little older and was “pom pui too mut” for my normal likes.

After some fun at TQ, KM and I decided to hit Soi 6. I tried like hell to convince KM to fit his tall self on the back of my little motorcycle, but he declined and said he would take a baht bus and meet me over there. Unfortunately, he took a baht bus from hell that wanted to stop every time they saw someone on the street. I arrived way before he did and waited at the corner for him. Chatted briefly with a drunk, technology savvy retied Englishmen. That was interesting.

When KM arrived we took a stroll down the street. There was one bar that had a lady I spotted and liked immediately. Then another lady came running out from another bar and grabbed onto me. I was tempted to take the lady that grabbed onto me, but I really liked the one in blue a little better. I think KM spotted someone from the bar where the lady had grabbed me, so when I chose the lady in blue, he chose the bar next to it and went in.

I eventually ended up fucking the shit out the lady in blue and was just finishing up when I got a text from KM that he had just finished and was heading back to the hotel. His eyes and contacts were giving him some problems so he went back to the hotel for a while and I did other stuff.

When I called him later that evening, our plans didn’t quite mesh up, so we agreed to hook up in a couple of days in AC.

Here are some preview pics that will go with my report (whenever I get around to writing it)…

This is a view from the top of the bar looking down on Soi 6:

soi6

This is the lady in blue I did:

Photo: Blue

This is a lady from another day that I did. I was looking at her pictures and thought she looked hot and wanted to include it:

Photo: LFAD

By Don Marco on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 11:25 am:  Edit

Xen-- nice pics!

Merlin-- I wouldn't quite agree with your logic that since u posted and didn't get burn, that equates to somethnig being safe. It is the same argument with safe sex-- understand the risk and reward and make a decision for yourself. Getting burned doesn't happen all that often and for mos tof the girls pics, I assume the monger probably wouldn't give a hoot. However, I personally will never post another pic of any girl I intend to see again as a matter of precaution.

KM: nice start, looking forward to the rest.







By Epimetheus on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 12:14 pm:  Edit

Xen

I know that look doesn't appeal to everyone but it SURE DOES TO ME!! That girl in the last pic isn't so much hot as FUCKIN' HOT. I love 'em tiny like that because they are very flexible...

E

By Merlin on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 01:16 pm:  Edit

DM, that's a fair point since being outed at any time is once too many. I also respect your decision not to post pics from AC, I'm a bit gunshy as well based on what you went through recently and will probably be more selective about posting my pics from AC/Manila.

With that said, from my experience, other places have far more serious problems with this such as Colombia, Costa Rica and Brazil. In fact, I have far fewer pics from Colombia and have been outed 2x there already and know of 2 other long-timers with the same experience. Same with Costa Rica. In AC, profilic pic posters such as myself, Porker, Blazers etc have not, knock on wood, been outed. I say this not to downgrade the problems you have been having recently, this is a serious matter and a cause of great concern for me also. I see being outed having alot to do with the human factor, the "judas" principal, of mongers versus the BB sex odds dealing more with statistics involving variables we can't necessarily predict or control.

I always thought AC had the potential and convergence of factors ideal for outing that I observed in other places --i.e. guys-gals falling in "love", finite number of gals that we hear about all the time, lots of internet cafe's, well entrenched bamboo-vine etc. IMO, what is different in AC, is that many guys there have ties to this site or several other HUGE sites and probably have heard that this outing is inappropriate and/or self-consciously monitor themselves (probably b/c it's so expensive and such a pain to get to). Nothing like that in Colombia or Costa Rica, most of the guys I've met there are "weekend warriors" and few seem to hold any sort of allegience to any person or thing.

I'm wondering if perhaps Hombre can prevent pics from being displayed altogether in the Phillipines. I recall this already occurs, or occurred in Costa Rica, and some parts of SA. Guys can do all there homework from Stateside. Banning it from there would be relatively simple, especially weighed against the huge damage this can wreak.

I just hope we can find some solution as I am concerned that great resources for pics are being deterred by these crackpots. Many vets are already not posting pics anymore and one of the great things about this site are the thousands of pics of real life conquests that make or break a person's decision to visit or not visit a destination.

By Khun_mor on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 05:01 pm:  Edit

Xen

Thanks for refreshing my tired old memory !!
You must dictate every day's events as you go along. Now that you relate that day I remember hooking up in TQ and the asshole baht bus driver ,but I sure as hell don't remember the poo ying I banged on Soi 6 that day. What was it about me and taxis that trip ??

Now that you got my memory started I remember I went back to TQ to finish up with one of the girls I had been playing with all afternoon there. I rarely barfine from there but this girl had gotten my motor running and she had promised to rev it up even higher in the room. We had dinner at Ventienne restaurant then retired for the evening and she rocked my world repeatedly. A great send off to AC !

Gotta love the "spinner" in the black stripe shirt in your overhead pic !!

By Don Marco on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 11:39 pm:  Edit

We may all have different tastes, but I would be a little amused to hear that anyone would not happily bed that last filly. Nice.

-dm

By Epimetheus on Monday, March 28, 2005 - 08:07 am:  Edit

DM

Well, if you been following the RobLaw saga on this board you'd see that he probably wouldn't like it because she's a whore from a whore bar and not a girl he found at the disco. JuuuuUUUUuuuust like all those Indo babes at Pacific are not whores, eh?

E

By Don Marco on Monday, March 28, 2005 - 10:34 pm:  Edit

I must admit, I have been to busy entertaining the locals for the last 4 weeks to do much reading of threads.

It sounds like Roblaw needs a danza slap by one of Patpong's finest tho ;)

-DM

By Sandman on Tuesday, March 29, 2005 - 02:12 am:  Edit

Xen-That "lady from another day" is perhaps the hottest I have seen on this board. Well done brother.....well done!

By Xenono on Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - 06:47 am:  Edit

Sandman,

Thanks! I take that as quite a complement coming from such a prolific poster and picture poster such as you! Thanks again!

And thanks to all that complemented her. Now I am motivated to write the chapter on her and the trouble I had actually trying to barfine her out of the bar.

By Khun_mor on Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - 12:06 pm:  Edit

Xen
I gotta agree about the pooying. She's not quite the type I usually go for but she's very exotic and enticing indeed. A tiny bit orthodontically challenged but very hot overall.
I am anxiously awaiting your trip report as it will fill in the massive gaps in my feeble memory I'm sure.

Get to work man !!!!

By Blazers on Thursday, March 31, 2005 - 12:02 am:  Edit

The girl in the leopard shirt used to work at Superbaby a gogo and I have a few pics of her that I did on my most recent trip. I think she is hot and even hotter in person.

By Socrates69 on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 04:17 am:  Edit

amazing that you would happen to share girls with all number of girls and bars there are in pattaya.

despite looking a tad young, leopard girl is very cute. never ran into her at superbaby, but would like to.

By Khun_mor on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 06:30 pm:  Edit

Blazers seems to have fucked almost every girl in Thailand and the PI ! Dude gets around . LOL

By Blazers on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 07:55 pm:  Edit

As a matter of fact KM, if you look at my last report from Thailand(over a year ago), you actually commented on how hot you thought she was and called her Superpooying. One other thing, I met her at Supergirl a gogo not Superbaby. I dont barfine much at Superbaby these days with the short died hair and multiple tatoo girls.

By Khun_mor on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 09:39 pm:  Edit

Blazers I have no doubt you barfined her . Just amazed at the number of times you have recognized girls posted by other Hombres. A function of the frequency of your trips recently and your active ways , I guess .

BTW Which report are you referring to ? I cannot locate her pic. Not to check on your veracity - I just agree she is -ron maak- and want to see additional pics.

By Blazers on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 10:46 pm:  Edit

Search under my pics under pics 142-146 under Supergirl 1-5. enjoy.

By Xenono on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 11:12 pm:  Edit

Nice.

She doesn't look good what that white makeup on, but the face really looks nice in the last two photos with her in the towel.

I wish I had my notes on her, but I lost my recorder on this trip and I have is pictures and my memory.

I found Blazers pics of the lady under photo numbers 11294 through 11298.

She is working at Hooty's Showgirls now (or she was as of February).

By Khun_mor on Monday, April 04, 2005 - 09:26 pm:  Edit

Blazers
Nice pics - She's hot for sure. Love that little "innocent" spinner type.

As I said I never doubted you knew the girls - just friggin amazed at the number of times you have responded to pics with a post such as - oh yeah I know her !!
Wish I had the time ,or endurance ,to be you right now.

By Warmole93 on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 05:12 am:  Edit

Wow xen, that last girl is super hot, she works at superbaby's? And where exactly is that?!


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