This portion of the report will vary from my usual style as I didn't have my camera with me. I'll actually have to rely on words. Fucked up, eh?

I landed in Singapore and, with a quick call, arranged to hook up with MongerX. My taxi driver did the limit, there was light traffic, and we made good time. BTW, that's a REAL good description of Singapore ALL THE TIME.

He had some work to do and could not go over to Batam until the next day, but offered to provide detailed instructions on how to get from here to there. I decided to stay for the nickel tour of S'pore, specifically Geylang.

We spent the day seeing the town. He lost his phone (a regular occurance), we hit Starbucks (their coffee sux in EVERY country I've been in), shopped for fat man clothes and ate like pigs for most of the day.

That evening we wandered Geylang. I was craving a massage, but didn't want the pay a fortune. We strolled about a bit and I suggested a place on Loreng 13 - looked clean, but a little bit dirty... if you know what I mean...

The lady behind the counter seemed VERY business-like, taking our money for the 90 minute massage. I hit the bathroom, then crawled up on that bed to settle in for my massage... and in walks a girl in an evening gown. So much for that massage...

Now, in SPITE of this being a Chinese hooker, she actually gave a pretty decent massage!! She tore into me pretty good for close to an hour before playing with my balls and suggesting "extras". Asking how much she offered a BJ for $100S.

Supply and demand is a BITCH, but works BOTH ways. I KNEW I could fuck one of the girls roaming around in Geylang for $35S shorttime, and there was an island FULL of fuckables not one hour away. I decided this was too much and just shook my head no.

She did not believe I was saying no!! My cock could pound nails, but I kept saying no to her offers. Finally, we started making progress. Realize ALL this took place with pointing and finger puppets:

"$100 suck and fuck"

"No"

She played with the boys some more - "$100 everything"

"No"

I pretended to fall asleep.

"Ok, ok, $80S suck and fuck"

Hmmm. That's expensive, but not all THAT expensive. Ahh, what the fuck.

She returned with a condom, then with one clean tug her dress hit the floor. First she got my cock back up to attention, then lavished Lil' Epi with much love and affection. Eventually I dropped nice load in the box and she did her post 'sagi cleanup routine. Eventually I woke up and moved to the shower to clean off the grime...

MX also had fun with his girl - she gave him a massage while wearing a gold sequined dress. Yeah, I bet THAT one stayed on a long time too!!

Back to the street to talk up the girls some more, grab an obSCENE amount of food at one of the outside restaurants and then eventually back to the room for some sleep.

The next morning we hit breakfast and I had some pages added to my passport while he finished up at work. I packed my bags and we were off to the ferry terminal for the trip to Batam Indonesia.

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