It was a perfect day. Bright, sunny and clear.

We had 5 guys plus DG and myself lined up for a grand festa. They wanted 11 girls; the Millenium Suite, good food, drinks, music and lots of action.

Note:I collected from two of the guys on Thursday night. Unfortunately, we were in Help and I got my pocket picked. Glad I had put the money in two different pockets. Never felt a thing. Be careful. Never again without cargo pants and velcro or zippered pockets.......But, that is just the first part of the joke.....sorry, I was not laughing!

(Back to the story)Gave me a good opportunity to try out some of the newer talent posted on Karlas site and a few that don't even have their photos up yet. Here is the group.

From L-R:
Angelica; Maria Clara (new and no photos yet); Ariane (new and no photos); Jennifer (new and no photo) To the right of Jennifer and hidden is Camile; To the left and hidden in Ludmilla (BTW-That is the correct spelling); Sara (new), Michelly, Samara (new), Sandy; and, Laila.

Photo: Lineup 01

Individual shots with Bios that they wrote will follow later. If nothing else, this will save you the R$50 and R$20 taxi ride to see the "book". Perhaps you will buy me a choppe for saving you the money. You'll find out why later in this story.

We arrive right at 12:00 noon and the girls are already there. Our driver (we had an 11 passenger mini van) smiled and gave me the thumbs up when he saw 11 girls parading behind me.

At this point, it is 5 guys and 11 girls. I was sure the other three guys would be showing up soon so I just told everybody to relax, swim, have a few drinks, dance and "gentlemen....start your engines". Now, when I say 5 guys, actually DG was there with his favorita so he was out of commission. It was really four guys and 11 girls plus a GF. Talk about having the pick of the litter.

Anyway, things got off to a good start. Some of the newer girls were a little timid at first but livened up as the music blasted and the drinks started flowing. The three guys were peeling off with their first picks. I even managed a quick little session while they were busy. I will share my pick and why later.

About an hour goes by and the other guys are not there yet. I am getting a little worried. One of them was BwanaDik so I tried to call his cell. Turned off. No answer. Tried again in about 30 minutes. Same result. Called Don from Rio trips and asked if he had seen him. Nope!

Hummm. This is not good. Three guys as no shows and I am already stuck with the girls, the food, the drinks, the suite and have lost $300 from the night before. Going to be an expensive festa for me. Probably the most expensive single session I have ever had in Rio.

First 3 guys are already going for round two and DG has retired to his spare room for a little tickle with the favorita. Lets see, that leaves me with 8 naked girls. Hummmmm. Let's get some photos.....

We planned a slightly different dynamic for this festa. We had 11 Karlas girls for 4 hours and had some private stock scheduled for the second 4 hours. Private stock would be extra if you wanted to session.

Anyway, DG came back and one of the guys was already off doing round three (he was a fucking animal...literally!) We are all standing around looking at each other. Four of the girls have not even been fucked yet and two have been fucked twice. Still, the other three guys have not arrived. I am getting really pissed and very very worried. 11 girls for 4 hours at R$200 each plus 3 taxis RT at R$25 per taxi, plus all the extra person charges and having lost one persons payment...it was not going to be pretty.

Everyone was having fun but the party needed something to get it into a higher gear. Humm, let's see, we have our video equipment, we have contracts with us, we have 11 girls, do you think......? Guys, they jumped on the idea. They quickly realized it would be a great opportunity for a little marketing and advertising, especially since our new site (coming soon) would be blocked in BR.

Started out with each of them doing an individual striptease. DG filming, me taking stills. Each one was suddenly trying to outdo the previous one. Brazilian Funk was blaring, Capirinhas were flowing. This was getting fun. Suddenly, DG takes off with one of the newer girls, Ariane. Yes, she is hot, as you will see from her photos. I predict she will be very polular. He is downstairs in the jacuzzi doing a private filming. GF ain't too happy about it and goes to inspect. I told him we only had 30 minutes left and I wanted to do a group film of all of them naked on our improvised stage. No budging him. He was in film heaven.

It came time for the girls to leave. I was short on Reais and one of the guys covered a portion of it for me. I gave him dollars. I think I still owe him a few but I was tapped (except more dollars) Thank god I got R$2k out of the bank that morning or it could have been ugly.

Two of our private stock had arrived a few minutes before the Karlas girls left. There was a lot of curosity on all the girls faces as to WTF was happening. We just let it pass and told them they were just friends.

Two of the girls got snapped up immediately by the animal. The other two were occupied in the pool with the other guy. Two more were supposedly coming but never showed. That was OK.

The animal wound up with 5 nuts and I think he fucked 8 different girls. The other guy had 4 nuts but fucked 6-7 girls. I did 1. DG did none....excpet his favorita.

3 girls went unfucked. That is a first for a festa of mine. We just didn't have enough swords in the group.

OK. Here are the ladies and their personally written Bios. We will start with the newer ones first;

Samara-Carioca, 22 years old, Morena with long black hair and clear brown eyes. 1.64m, 56K. Completa (will do anal);

Photos: Samara 02 03

Sara-20 years old, from Mineirinha; 1.60m, bust 38 (thats Brasilian measurements guys.Probably a 34 in US standards), charismatic, sensual, loves to dance, loves festas or to be with another woman, completa, oral to completion in her mouth, gives a great massage...you won't be sorry.

I can vouch for her marketing as being truthful. She gives one of the most incredible deep throat, smooth as silk blow jobs I've ever had, she also gives an incredible massage. She was my choice for a quick session. She also jumped up to help with anything that needed to be done. Awesome attitude. Great dancer. Not the most beautiful or the best tits but an outstanding experience. Always smiling an happy. Enjoy someday and see for yourself....

Photo: Sara 04

Camile-18 years old, short dark hair, brown eyes, 1.56m, 45K, medium breasts (but they are very, very nice and firm), small butt and body.

She is very nicely built. Has a little acne problem in the face but you won't mind when you see the body....

Photos: Camile 05 06 07

Ariane-New-no photos yet. (What a gem!)20, blond, small body, nice breasts, completa, likes to party-

Get ready guys. She is going to be very popular. This is the one DG disappeared with...

Photos: Ariane 08 09

Jenifer-19, 1.65m, big breasts (38/40), natural blond, blue eyes, light skin, completa and very sensuous and nice. (she is also about 10 kilos overweight). No one even came near her at the festa. I don't think she will last that long at Karlas. If you like em a little on the heavy side, you may be surprised. Careful, she does have braces.....

Photos: Jenifer 10 11

Ludmilla- (no photos yet) 20, 1.68m, tall, breasts 36, blond, light skinned (from Curitiba), safada, "I want you to cum and cum with me"

Photos: Ludmila 12 13

Maria Clara-(I had heard about her and couldn't wait to see her. She is a beauty....till you see the tits. Ravaged by her kid). 18, 1.38 (short spinner), says she is a 36 but I would guess a 32, light skinned, natural blue eyes (gorgeous), completa, very loving and nice.

I may try her on for size and testing. She was a little shy at the festa.
If you can get past the tits, she may be a real sleeper!!!!

Photos: Maria Clara 14 15 16

Angelica-Regular favorite. She loves vibrators and can frequently be seen sneaking off to have a few...."private moments". Of course, she will do it in front of you as well. Tall, slender, small tits. Doesn't like anal but will do it on occasion if you are not too big. Blond, blue eyes. Cute and always has a good time at festas.

Photos: Anjelica 17

Laila-Another regular favorite; 19, morena, long black hair, very nice tits, 1.60m, 54K. Completa. (always smiling and has a great time at festas). Loves to dance. Don't need to post too many on her. There are many others on CH.

Photos: Laila 19 20

Michelly-I like this little sweetie and one of the guys did her twice. She has a cute little girl next door look about her.-Carioca, 19. True blond, brown eyes, light skin (rosey color), 1.61m, 54K. Completa

Sandy-Another veteran. She bulked up for a while but has scaled back down. Nice tits and will CIM. Gives a mean BBBJTC.-Morena with light skin, straight black hair, brown eyes. 52K, 1.60m Completa, medium tits (I think they are pretty nice) 19 years old.

Photos: Sandy 22

There will be an entire series of photos and videos posted soon. Will keep you posted when it is up and working. We got most of them doing individual stripteases....he he he and they want it published.

You shouldn't have to wonder what their faces look like anymore.

Now, about the finale of the April Fools joke.

When I got home, I pulled up the emails from these guys. I was ready to raise hell........until I saw their arrival dates....Next Friday. So the joke was on me. My bad. My little short session cost me a bundle. Probably the most expensive one shot session in Rio history. Thank goodness the other guys helped out a little more than usual. Thanks guys!

Well, the photos got fucked up a little.

Obviously, the first one of Michelly is not Michelly but is a repeat of Samara;

The group photo got inserted twice instead of a second photo of Camille.

And, the second photo of Sara is actually Camilly.

Oh well,...you get the pictures...ha ha!

Admin: Please delete all the multiple posts. Kept getting; Wrong format (although they were all .jpg); and kept getting file sizes too large, even though none were over 800X600.

Must have been a bad day on the net

Admin: Photos fixed

Sandman, great photos. I wish I had been there. What are you charging per person (guy) for one of these festas?

Hey Sandman.....

You deserve a reward for such great detailed reports!

Priew

I wish I'd been there too, but probably not as much as you wish I'd been there

There's always the next Friday!
Bwana

Sandman,

Great post and smooth touch with the bio and pics. Any info on Michelly?

I need to get back and do Laila again asap. Nice pics.

Sandman,

Love the natural tits on Brasileras, much more loveable than the softball size and feel of silicone.

VIPS has got to be the absolute best for a festa such as this. Nice job, and thanks for the photos.

Moondog

Hey Sandman - Looks like you had a great Festa and the pic's and comments are fantastic. 4 quick comments: (1) COD before Festa (2) Thank god the mind is the "first" thing to go (3) Charge DG extra for all that moaning and groaning (4) More blondes please - See ya buddy! - Hemp

(Message edited by hemp on April 03, 2005)

TF-I'll PM ya
BD...CYA on Friday
Snooky-Michelly is an absolute sweetheart. Bubbly, always laughing and best of all, starts peeling her clothes off the minute she walks in. If you are into it, she is a real moaner as well.

Hemp-You may have to try Ariane on for size. Just your type. Blond spinner!

I think I am just going to call it a practice run before the real event. Gotta save face here somehow. A week early....geeezzee!

Sandman thanks for the recommendation on Ariane. I was thinking about her then realized DG soiled her so I will have to pass. Please DG lay off the blondes OK? - Hemp

Hey Hemp,
Join us on Friday. Your girlfriend won't mind.

Bwana would love to but I can't make this one. I'll see you this week though for sure. Thanks Hemp

Sandman,

Work has been keeping me off the board lately so luckily caught your report today.

I did feel sorry for you being stuck with the cost of a major fiesta, a shortage of guys and getting stolen from in Help, but felt more sorry for myself not being there with all those honeys just waiting to be taken care of and no one to oblige them. Old WW would have had a whale of a time.

Great report and photos as always.

Nice Job Sandman, this was the festa you were planning when I left I believe. Damn I would have liked to have been there. I had the unfortunate opportunity to have Jennifer at a mini festa at Diamond with one of our mutual friends, and she is quite cherubic(portly) as you say. I agree she won't last long. Looking forward to the next trip.

Sandman, great post. Being one of the fucking animals at this festa, I can honestly say, thanks for mixing up the dates, and sorry I couldnt get to the other three girls. However if I would have popped one more cialis, I think my unit would have cracked and fell off! I'll vouch for Michelly, not only is she totally into the festa environment, but she has a flawless attitude. I sessioned with her twice that day, and she started getting pissed because I kept taking her to the bed when she wanted to do it everywhere, in every position. And yes she is a screamer! As for Sandman, any of you who havent used his services are seriously missing out. As for the other animal in the group, lets just call him "baby budda". The first day we arrived I called Sandman, met had a few beers and we were off to Luomo. I had only been to one other terma(Centuarus), and I can tell you hands down the quality,attitude,price, and convenience was way better then Centuarus. Sure there is an occasional stunner at Centuarus but I get the feeling that this place is not to gringo friendly, and they also tried to scam me on my bill. In Luomo, you just sign in,drink,eat,and session, and then pay the bill at the end. I also had the bartender mark down on a seperate piece of paper everytime I purchased something, and I kept a running tab to compare with theres at the end. Both times I went to Luomo the bills matched perfectly. When they know you have your shit together they wont try to screw you.The girls in Luomo are just flat out way more fun(in my limited opinion). It was "baby buddhas" first time in Rio, and he sessioned with 5 girls(actually 6, one was a dupla) in 8 hours, Sandman can vouch for me on that one. A comment on Help, the talent was exceptional, and I could see why some would spend alot of time there. I was curious if anyone has had a similar experience, I hooked up with four stunners on different nights and each of them didnt want my to wear a condom(of course I did!) and two didnt ask for money in the morning.The funny part of these sessions is each of the girls left some jewelry in my bedroom "to mark the territory", I think at last count I had two pairs of earrings, one necklace, and one watch. The going rate for all night was 200 - 250 real when I paid,however I overheard some girls asking for 600 real with other customers. Sandman can vouch for the quality, maybe I just got lucky. From the Garotas experience I sessioned with one girl who was an ex Brazilian Playboy model, I overheard her talking with a man(who was an asshole), who offered her 2000 reals for two hours and she walked away from it. This girl was a solid 10(as Sandman and Don Gingo will attest), and it just goes to show you with a little class, alot of these girls will do it for practically nothing for just a nice night out.
Got to meet the immortal Don Gringo, good luck with the K-unit, if your trying to figure out what to do, just put a little spin on a Snoop Dog song, "If the Garota's got an attitude, drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot!!
Sandman thanx again for everything, you went out of your way to show us around and we appreciate it. "Baby Buddha" say thanks, at last count he busted 35 nuts, and had 43 women. Let the N-unit know sorry couldnt have her ride to the airport!. Thats pushing the GFE boundary.
Hope to meet some more Hombres in September when I return for my birthday

later

W5

Sandman, great post. Being one of the fucking animals at this festa, I can honestly say, thanks for mixing up the dates, and sorry I couldnt get to the other three girls. However if I would have popped one more cialis, I think my unit would have cracked and fell off! I'll vouch for Michelly, not only is she totally into the festa environment, but she has a flawless attitude. I sessioned with her twice that day, and she started getting pissed because I kept taking her to the bed when she wanted to do it everywhere, in every position. And yes she is a screamer! As for Sandman, any of you who havent used his services are seriously missing out. As for the other animal in the group, lets just call him "baby budda". The first day we arrived I called Sandman, met had a few beers and we were off to Luomo. I had only been to one other terma(Centuarus), and I can tell you hands down the quality,attitude,price, and convenience was way better then Centuarus. Sure there is an occasional stunner at Centuarus but I get the feeling that this place is not to gringo friendly, and they also tried to scam me on my bill. In Luomo, you just sign in,drink,eat,and session, and then pay the bill at the end. I also had the bartender mark down on a seperate piece of paper everytime I purchased something, and I kept a running tab to compare with theres at the end. Both times I went to Luomo the bills matched perfectly. When they know you have your shit together they wont try to screw you.The girls in Luomo are just flat out way more fun(in my limited opinion). It was "baby buddhas" first time in Rio, and he sessioned with 5 girls(actually 6, one was a dupla) in 8 hours, Sandman can vouch for me on that one. A comment on Help, the talent was exceptional, and I could see why some would spend alot of time there. I was curious if anyone has had a similar experience, I hooked up with four stunners on different nights and each of them didnt want my to wear a condom(of course I did!) and two didnt ask for money in the morning.The funny part of these sessions is each of the girls left some jewelry in my bedroom "to mark the territory", I think at last count I had two pairs of earrings, one necklace, and one watch. The going rate for all night was 200 - 250 real when I paid,however I overheard some girls asking for 600 real with other customers. Sandman can vouch for the quality, maybe I just got lucky. From the Garotas experience I sessioned with one girl who was an ex Brazilian Playboy model, I overheard her talking with a man(who was an asshole), who offered her 2000 reals for two hours and she walked away from it. This girl was a solid 10(as Sandman and Don Gingo will attest), and it just goes to show you with a little class, alot of these girls will do it for practically nothing for just a nice night out.
Got to meet the immortal Don Gringo, good luck with the K-unit, if your trying to figure out what to do, just put a little spin on a Snoop Dog song, "If the Garota's got an attitude, drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot!!
Sandman thanx again for everything, you went out of your way to show us around and we appreciate it. "Baby Buddha" say thanks, at last count he busted 35 nuts, and had 43 women. Let the N-unit know sorry couldnt have her ride to the airport!. Thats pushing the GFE boundary.
Hope to meet some more Hombres in September when I return for my birthday.

One last note, several buddies of mine and I are heading down to Bankok, and then to Phenom Pen, Cambodia May 5th - 21st. Any hombres in the area, or anyone that has some good suggestions of where to go let me know. We'll be staying at the Landmark Hotel next to Nana Plaza.

Time to broaden your horizons Don Gringo, and get your butt to Asia!.

later

W5

sorry about the double post , I'm a rookie here.

W5

In the future, when you make a mistake like this you have 30 minutes to edit your post. Just look for the "edit" link to the right of the name/time/date data in the bar above your message.

E

William5 you're a class act. Glad to have met you and that dooshbag friend of yours too.

Speaking of which, perhaps one of the funniest things that ever happened to me was when I returned to the Millenium Suite at your VIPS festa and began climbing the stairs from the garage to the second level. En route, my gfriend and I were accosted by the sounds of someone watching the 'inhouse' pornos on the TV with the volume set on high. I looked at my GF and said something like "Oh those cheesy porno flicks", and we both laughed.

Upon reaching the top of the stairs, the first thing I noticed was the large screen TV was off. Sure enough, you two and your three escorts accounted for the audio track of the cheesy porn flicks we'd been hearing during our innocent ascent to the festa.

From this point forward, NOone has the right to say I am loud at a festa!

Hope our paths will cross again in the future. In the meantime, do us all a favor and tell your dooshbag friend to learn how to have a quiet whoregasm, ok?

DG

Deeg,

Gfriend you say?

Hot Diggity Dogs another great report Sandman Thank You

Hola Hombres,

Its now 5 months till I will arrive in RIO for the 2nd time and damn would I like a festa.
Sandman, you wont remember me, but I met you last year, when I was in the company with Whack. You told me of Love Motel Bambino and it was as you said - super - I had en excellent evening/night. I guess you where there when I left without paying my tab :-) damn that Prince one eye, when he takes over control :-). You also helped me with my minor medical problem :-(. Just wanted to send thanks your way and hope to meet you in Rio in october. You can definately count me in for a Festa or two.
DaneGoobia