Never Miss an Opportunity to Miss an Opportunity

Well, another strange night in Nogie. What else is new? I’ve had pussy and women in general on my mind 24/7 for the last month, so I was fucking horny as hell and more than ready for a trip. Of course, my goal was to score a freaky, nasty all-nighter with LB/Samantha aka Daisy. God, if I could just do the same things with her as last time, this time without her junkie friends coitus-interrupting us every goddamm 10 minutes - well, that would comprise the ultimate mongering prize for me. I knew it was too good to be true, and of course, it was. Something would happen to prevent it, I just wasn’t sure what. I guess this pursuit is the result of being spoiled, exactly twice out of dozens of encounters. Once by Cathia (my long gone fav), which was a one-time event. Ditto with Daisy. The combination of timing, luck, etc, etc, that is required for the all-night GFE/PSE is extremely elusive .And in Nogales, home of the 6-minute quickie, no less.

My plan was to have a couple beers to take the edge off, maybe get a couple laps to get me horned up, and barfine Daisy and pay her whatever price I had to just to get her to myself all night. Here’s what happened instead.

===== ALONDRA =====

I dutifully arrived at Cherry’s at about 7:45 PM. Leslie greeted me with a warm hug and a little boobie-nuzzling just about as soon as I sat down. It’s nice to see her in a better mood these days. I just don’t pursue her any more because I’m tired of getting jacked around by her, and she kind of spooks me anyway. Cherry’s, as was the rest of Nogales, was pretty slow last night. Few customers, few chicas. Still plenty to go around though. Finally, one chica who was sitting behind me bummed a cigarette. The her friend did, too, except her friend stayed to chat a little bit. She was very friendly and not too pushy. She was also at the young end of my age-range sweet spot for chicas at 27. She was even slightly reminiscent of Cathia (my long gone Nogie fav): a little older, blonde, very naturally pretty but understated face, just ever so slightly plump in the middle. Just my type.

She asked me to buy her a drink which I gladly did. And then a first for me: she hit ME up for a hotel date! I don’t even think she said anything about a VIP, just straight into the hotel date. Damn, maybe there’s a chica network in Nogie broadcasting my MO or something. So, damn, what to do… I sure as hell wanted to fuck this one, and it was awful damn convenient. But I would miss my chance to catch Daisy before she got to work (and therefore avoid the barfine), and maybe cut my funds short of what I would need to secure Daisy before 4-fucking-AM. But I have learned that Nogie almost never goes the way you want it to, and a bird in the hand beats your dick in your hand, so I better just go for it.

I was glad when she seemed to agree that it’s better to fuck in an air-conditioned hotel on a bed than in a stinking closet that’s about 90 degrees. So Alondra (I forget her stage name) was ready to rock in about 15 minutes, a blink of an eye in chica time. Woo hoo!! Not even 8:30 and I’m on the way to a one-hour fuck-fest for about $20 more than a stupid VIP closet fuck! At least I must give myself credit for learning ONE thing in a year of mongering in Nogales.

So me and Alondra hop in the cab and get a room at the Hotel Granada. It ain’t the fucking Hilton, but it’s got the BEST air conditioner in town. We score a six pack of Tecate and some wine coolers for Alondra on the way. BTW, watch out for the gringo tax if you buy beer from one of those open-air beer stands. The price goes from 35 pesos to $7 US if you’re not paying attention. And I’ve got to quit paying $6 for five-block cab rides. I am an idot.

Everything’s going along just peachy with Ms Alondra. She’s in generally good spirits and possesses an earnest, hearty laugh, usually at the expense of my lousy Spanish. She’s cool with the DATY, but a little sensitive down there. But she gets nice and wet. Really nice, natural large A-cups. She explained to me about four times that she’s in very good shape for having four kids, with which I agreed. Standard three positions. Nice BBBJ beforehand – didn’t last very long though. She was a little small “down there”, but not unbearably so. The climax made it’s usual anti-climactic appearance, which I guess is due to being the first one of the night, and that god damned condom. But I got my grope on, my suck on, by BBBJ on and my 3-position fuck on, so I’d call it a good deal.

I gave her a little massage afterwards. I couldn’t tell if she really liked it or not. I need to go back to Azteca to brush up on my technique, I think. Alondra told me that she had only been in Nogales for three days, and she didn’t work anywhere after Cherry’s closes at 9:00 PM. She was a new face to me, so I didn’t think much of it at the time. She was a kisser, too, which was a bonus. Not the DFK type kisser like Daisy (only one I’ve found in Nogie so far), but a kisser nonetheless. She had a strange but still enjoyable kissing technique. An all-lip affair with little or no tongue. That doesn’t bother me, because I understand that this is a little too intimate, even for hookers. But she did have a charming penchant for sucking and biting your lower lip. That was kind of fun.

After the fucking, sucking and the massage, she was interested in some belabored chat and some lip lock. I was cool with that. But it got to the point where I was ready to move on. I liked this girl, but she wasn’t a repeat candidate because she was too hesitant with foreplay and a little sensitive down there (i.e. no full penetration, which is a deal-breaker for me). But Alondra did not seem to have any intention of hitting the road. I told her that I needed to go meet my friends at another bar, but she took it to mean that WE are going to meet my friends at the bar. Uh oh… Go figure, we monger so the chica will leave after the sex, but she’s not going anywhere!!

So I just drag her along (nicely, arm-in-arm, of course) to Placer’s. I was hoping she’d take the hint, or peel-off with some friends or something, but she didn’t. I met up with Jesse and the three of us had a couple drinks in Placer’s. I tell Jesse about my quagmire, and he offers to help. (Alondra speaks zero English, except, strangely, the word “listen”). Alondra’s clinging to my arm, trying to keep me engaged, and offering many besos. I’m hoping she gets bored or ??? before I have to break the news to her, but no dice. I know that she just wants to get me to pay for another session with her – but “maybe later” is interpreted as “why don’t you hang out with me all night and I’ll fuck you later on?”.

I beg Jesse to just give it to her straight, that I like her but I have other plans with another chica. I’m not sure if she got the message or not, but we left Placer’s anyway. Finally, I had to get Jesse to explain it to her again. This time she got it. Here come the tears…

Sheesh!! If this is her MO, it sure is a fucked up one. If she needs more money, why doesn’t she work at another bar after Cherry’s closes? She can’t be that naïve, I keep thinking. Maybe she thought I was. I try to console her after she storms off crying, but she’s having none of it, and shoves my phone number back into my hand. All I can do is shrug it off and hope it’s just a game she’s playing. Maybe this is really only her third day as a hooker, but at 27, I find that hard to believe. Oh well, I guess that just goes with the territory. It still sucks.

===== DAISY ET AL =====

Finally away from Alondra, me and Jesse head to Lord Black to hopefully track down Daisy. She’s not there, but they called her in to work – I assumed that meant that she wasn’t working (it was almost 11:00 PM by now) and that she was coming to meet me, and we’d be off. Turns out not to be so – she was coming into work, but only because I was there (?). (Maybe that rat bastard Luis told her that I was there, but she’d have to “show up for work” and therefore extract the $100 barfine from me.) I knew that Saturday was their big earnings night, and I was prepared to pay the $100 barfine and up to $300 for her all night. That, it turns out, was the deal, but I had already dipped into my Daisy funds, so that was out. Damn!!! I knew SOMETHING would fuck things up.

The fabulous and incredibly underrated Laura was there. God, I love that gal. I inquired about her services, but same deal - $100 barfine, even at 2:00 AM (NO getting off early w/o the barfine at LB – sucks…), but I had to hesitate because Laura is still an unknown commodity vis-à-vis hotel dates.

Surprise, Azul (formerly Lipstick) is at LB now. I had a nice chat with her (I still have a huge crush on her), and she gave me quite the nice and extended lapdance. I hit her up for the hotel date. She was interested, but she said she can’t leave before 3:00 AM because she’s on a salary(?) I asked her, what about the barfine? I can’t remember her response, but I suspect she was jerking my chain for fichas and lapdances like she always does. I keep trying to get her to jump for the large sum of cash I’m willing to throw at her, because I know she doesn’t make a lot – doesn’t go upstairs a lot, and I’m not sure she even fucks. I still want to fuck her, though. She just does it for me in some inexplicable way. I should have got her phone number, and confronted her about the phony one she gave me last time. Next time…

Well, Laura and Azul were options, but shaping up to be late night ones, so we move on, back to Placer’s. Turns out that you can “cash a check” with your debit or credit card at Placer’s. I had already maxed out my account with the ATM, but this is more like a purchase, you’re just purchasing pesos. Well… now I have enough to purchase Daisy for the evening, but do I do it? Having already spent a nut, I wasn’t too sure I’d have all I needed for a night with Daisy. Probably should have gone for it. But at least my options were better now.

Oh, Jesse did show me one of his new ho’s – she was pretty cute, but she looked about sixteen to me. Between the lack of experience and the extreme roll of the dice that one of Jesse’s girls represents, I had to pass. If I’m going to roll the dice, it’s going to be with a hooker that’s been around the block before. Not some little seventeen year old. She says she was nineteen but she sure as hell didn’t look it. BTW, most of Jesse’s ho’s are well over 18.

Jesse also thought he had a chica that was getting off work at Placer’s at 1:00 AM, which would mean avoiding the barfine, but for whatever reason, that never materialized. I asked him about this other chic at Placer’s, just out of curiosity – not necessarily wanting to hotel date her. But he mentioned that she worked at Obsessions now, and that she might be able to get off work early, or he seemed pretty sure that she could. That sounded pretty good to me, so off we went.

===== SOL =====

Once at Obsessions, I had a lapdance ticket burning a hole in my pocket, so I wanted to spend it while I had the chance. The chica sitting down right in front of me looked pretty good, so away we went. Her name was “Sol”.

Wow! I didn’t even really notice her face until she sat down on my lap. What a fucking knock-out!! ½ or less black, the rest Latina. Oh my… Her face was truly stunning. She could easily grace the cover of a magazine, no shit. Incredible, natural D-cups, and incredibly nice skin. Next nice surprise was that the lapdance was full-contact, not the usual US-style crap they pull in there sometimes.

Well, turns out Jesse knows this gal, too. He says, “Hey, you want I can get her for you $100, you just have to pay the bar $100, too. You want her?” Fuck yeah, I want her!! This beauty has made me forget about Daisy, Laura and Azul - in a heartbeat. A little wheeling-and-dealing by Jesse, and the deal is struck with and additional $20 for the manager (besides the $100 for the bar). No problem. Another $40 for Jesse’s services, so it’s a $260 hotel date. Pretty steep, but it’s NOW and it’s with a top-shelf club hottie, so I’m all over it. No more 4:00 AM dick-in-hand for me, thank you.

Me and Sol head next door for some comida, so I don’t pass out from hypoglycemia, and I notice a rather large bun in her oven. Ummmm… Okay, I guess I can deal with that. Turns out, fortunately, not to be an issue at all. Sol is a bit on the quiet side, and speaks no English. The dinner was a tad awkward at times, but I was in a good enough mood to keep things from getting too uncomfortable. Sol was a real sweetheart, that’s for sure. And WHAT a beauty…

Over at the hotel, Sol’s cool with a little snuggling while I have my requisite pre-sexo smoke and beer. I give her a quickie massage, which she seemed to enjoy a bit (maybe because she’s carrying an extra 20 lbs or so around her middle). I’ve decided based upon the experiences of others that a pre-sexo massage is a nice way to ease into the foreplay. Both for her and for me. For some reason, things progress nice and slowly, comfortably. I guess that was her vibe and I picked up on it. It was pretty cool, it almost felt “real”. She seemed to lick a little neck-sucking action, et al, DATY and the rest. Awesome erect nipples. No milk, though – go figure…

I did coax a little BBBJ out of her, but I could tell it’s not really her thing. She mostly licked the tip, which makes for a nice visual, but not really stimulating. She did manage to go a little deep and wet for a few glorious moments, but very few.

Anyway, everything’s going really nicely, I’m thinking this one’s shaping up to be a winner. I saved the doggy-style for last, as usual – my favorite way to finish, besides being my favorite thing in the world… Her butt’s slappin’ up against my loins with ease – sometimes with gusto, sometimes nice-n-smooth. What’s not to like? And I LOVED going ALL the way inside her many times. Except Mr Tingly is a no-show, this time for good. DAMN!!! Why the fuck can I fuck three-four chicas a night on some nights, but can’t even cum twice tonight? Oh, and the condom broke twice, but God bless her, she didn’t freak about it. Being preggers already, it would have been nice if she’d allow some bareback. I didn’t ask, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have. But damn, I can fuck for an hour with a condom and not cum, but slip it off and I’m there in three minutes. FUCK.

Bless her heart, she just hangs in there. Even allowing a couple more positions to try to finish the job. I was hoping I could manage to cross the finish line somehow. But I finally had to admit that Mr Tingly was AWOL tonight. Poor girl, she was exhausted. But bless her heart, she hung in there WAY after most chics would have bolted.

We rested, drank some water and had a smoke. We just kind of snuggled, and I thought she was going to sleep over. That would be cool. She did try to snooze for maybe 30 minutes, but it wasn’t happening. She was on her way, but it turns out that she’d be back in an hour (or so she said). I have no idea what was up with that – why she’d come back in an hour. Maybe she had to cash-out at Obsessions and come back.

It finally dawned on me that I had $60 left, so maybe I could coax her into finishing me off with a BBBJ. She said okay, but it would have to be after she got back. I slept very lightly that night, so if I was asleep when she got back, I think I would have awoken. But I really don’t think she came back. Oh well. I just tried to console myself that it was a really nice hotel date save one thing, that I didn’t cum. I suppose that’s true, but it still sucks when you fuck a girl for an hour and don’t cum.

Well, was it a good night or a bad one? I suppose somewhere in between. I spent a small fortune that night, not half of it on pussy, which sucks even more when one of them is a dry run. And the experience with Alondra (after the hotel) was at the least unpleasant. I guess I gambled and lost, again. Or rather played it safe instead of gambling, and denied myself the chance at that elusive night of nonstop fucking. That’s why I can’t get this mongering thing right. I got lucky a couple of times, and now I’m after a goal that seems out of reach.

Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. That’s my motto.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

MrB.

sounds like over all, you had a good time. I can relate to you on that situation with Alondra. It sucks cuz you dont know if they are being real. Makes you feel like an ass.

Dude, I've never been to Obsessions, I really need to expand my horizons and try it out sometime. Same with LB, went there one time and I was not impressed with the talent and never went again.

Maybe we should do a Nogi Fiesta in Oct. get all the Nogi mongers together and do the golf thing too. Let me know what you think...........

jd

Hey, JD.

That did suck with Alondra, but I just couldn't let myself get too down about it because she had no right to act that way. If I didn't have Daisy-on-the-brain, I might have taken her to a couple of non-tittie-bars and then back to the hotel for the night. I can't win for losing

Obsessions kind of sucks because some of the chicas (not sure if most) don't let you touch them very much. But they have a lot of hotties, on the younger side, too. It's worth a look.

Lord Black seems to be trying to revive itself. They have very good talent, just about 1/2 or so of Placer's (or maybe 1/3). It's worth a look though, too.

A Nogie-fest with golf sounds great!

Take care,

MrBill

I would just like to say that because of Mr. Bill, justdan and others too numerous to mention, I took up the "Hobby." Being from Phoenix, I started out in Nogales. Mr. Bill's map is very much appreciated. I have been there a few times now and have enjoyed it. I have never been to Obsessions but I have been to most of the other places. I had a funny thing happen the first time down. The first time in Cherry's (went on a Tues. afternoon to get my bearings) I ended up with a chica who loved full mouth kissing. I was really enjoying it so I kept adding time. After we finished (I never did, I also find it difficult to "feenish" in the closet...must be all the girlfriend training---don't cum before I do thing!,) I said goodbye and headed to Placers. Well, I did not realize that I had lipstick all over my face. So you can imagine the laughing that that door guys and chicas by the door had at my expense.

Anyway, I also have now graduated to TJ and I had an excellent session with Morelia (I think that was her name.) Hot monkey sex with her...guess I should do a report in TJ section. I think TJ may have spoiled me for Nogie so now I have may want to go the next step...the hotel date. BTW, Mr. Bill where is Hotel Granada? Is that the one down the street from Rio?

I just wanted to say thanks again. I am also thinking about a trip to BA if this stock market ever comes around. If I run into you guys sometime, drinks are on me. I would be up for a golf/mongering outing.

Hey, MrB (and JD). MB, excellent report. GFE/PSE: PS is Porn Star, right? I think GFE/PSE is the holy grail of our sport. What is DFK? Perhaps we should add SDLE to the list. When a GFE/PSE girl invites her amiga(s) along for the ride, that is a Sexual Disney Land Experience (SDLE). Whadjya think?

So here's how we divvy up the GFE/PSE girls. You get the plump or pregnant ones, and I get the rest.

I must say that you are setting a very high standard with the quality of your reports. (while many of us are AWOL on contributing trip reports.)

How is the Rio fund progressing?

Golf? Hmm... That's getting pretty metaphorical...

Mr Bill

First thing - I always enjoy your stories, you you express things I have felt but couldn't come up with the words - i hope one day we get to meet - i will buy a lap dance - or if i really like you i will give you one myself - just kidding (not about buying one)

A friend and I went to Nogi yesterday to seek a little female friendship. My buddy is from Mumbai and very inexperienced in the ways of the world outside of India. I called a dancer Sat morning and told her i was going to drive down from Phoenix and bring a friend - she needed to find someone that was tiny as my buddy (J) is about 5'2". No problem she says - if i had only known. On the drive down J is excited and telling me what he plans to do - on and on - i tell him to drop the plans the girls will have already picked a place for lunch and little will be left for us to decide.

We park and cross the border - the girls pull up in a Taxi to go off to lunch - here it starts to get bad - I tell them that J does not eat meat - ok they say we are going to a sea food resturant - i say no fish either - the girls are puzzeled - how about pollo - again i say no - so off we go the Taxi driver knows of a place where the cook will prepare something - we go in and J gets upset - the smell the smell I can't stand it - he says

I should have booked - but he drove

The taxi driver thinks of a new place - anything i say - it is Mexican and when we get there J seems OK - I talk to the cook and it looks like they can fix something for J - dinner is uneventful -

Oh i forget the girl for J was very cute, about 5' and 20 a little young for me but J is only about 30 - so all was a go

After dinner we head for a hotel (Vina de Oro) and get a couple of rooms - J doesn't want to give the guy an ID - he starts getting excited - but finally we get the rooms -

I am in my room and taking a shower - happy for the piece and quite when a rapping comes to the door - it the 20 year old girl in tears - J doesn't want to pay her he only wants to talk and he doesn't think it is worth any more money than the lunch he paid for. Everyone is upset - and looking at me naked and wet from the shower.

I ask J what he wants - he says to leave - I tell him to take the Taxi to Rio and wait - he is gone - I ask the girl what she wants she says that she was promised $100 for the day - I pay her the money - she thanks me and is off

I realize the door to the room is open the maids have gathered as well as half of nogalas to watch me in my birthday suit try to bring harmony back to the world. I vow never to try this again with an inexperienced friend again. I wave to my fans and close the door. My date tells me that I forgot to tell you that it is my time of the month -

I had brought a camera and she likes pictures to be taken so I had some fun and she gives a great BBBJ - so all in all it was ok but rushed -

I took a Taxi and droped her off and went to Rios, to meet up with J than Cherry's where Leslie came over to share her little body with me - she was in a great mood - J did a couple of laps in Rios while i recharged - nothing in Cherry's

On to Placers - a common night J had maybe 5 or 6 VIPs - i have no idea what he did but he said he was having fun and I had a VIP with Pussy - she is sweet and we talked a bit - i was ready.

We left to the border and headed back about midnight - my buddy was fine - although still a bit sickened about seeing me naked - we had dinner on the way back. The last thing i told him was when you go to Nogalas never make plans - too many people want to change them.

A question for Mr Bill - i have never spent the night down there - but my Sat date wants to experience a threesome - she is worried that people will think she is gay if a guy is not there - i told her i would do my part even if it was unpleasent - but while she wants the threesome she wants to spend the night with me - after the other girl is gone.

I think i can find a hotel but i normally park in one of the border lots and don't know if they allow all night stays - is there a better way -

I need to save some money before i go back so it will most likely be the first before i can get my plan moving forward.

Harley, you can park in the lots across the border overnight. Never had a problem (except they charge you an extra $4 the next day, or $8 if you didn't pay the night before). Like MrB said earlier, Hotel Granada ain't the ultimate, but it is decent, and never a problem bringing back the chicas. I've even had the police man working hotel security go to the store and get cigarettes for my chica before. Only downside is it's a couple blocks from the clubs. All the cabbies know where it's at.

U4ds01 - sorry about that... (contributing to your mongering) - just 1/2 kidding. I can clearly see the path from Nogie > TJ > BA/Rio. I would do it myself if I could afford it. Let us know when you'll be down to Nalgas (Nogie) and we'll party. BTW, that's funny about the lipstick. Every time I go to pee in the boys room I have to remember to wipe it off, hee hee. Gotta love it!

Nogster - PSE = Porn Star Experience. DFK = Deep french Kissing (sorry, I couldn't bring myself to capitalize "french"). I like SDLE.. That's why I lust for Daisy - she hits all the acronyms you can think of. Thanks for the kind words.

Harley, thanks. I will take you up on the lapdance, either one ;-) I love a man in leather...

Great story! I'm a vagitarian, too, so I feel J's pain. It's easy to forget that "carne" only means "beef" in Espanol.

I only know of one hotel with a problem with chicas - Colonial. And it may not even be that - they usually only give you a room if you have reservations. All other places have no problem at all with chicas. In fact, Grandada doesn't even charge extra for two people. I strut in there with whores all the time! In other words, go for it. Miami and Motel San Luis are chica friendly, too.

Harley: That was a hilarious story, if nothing else.

MrNogster: Thanks, now I know what DFK is...

PhoenixGuy and MrBill - thanks for the info - i am going to make plans to spend the night on my next trip - leave my car and hope that the Gods align and not too many people get into changing my plans

Hey MrBill,

The price of the barfine, like most everything else in Mexico should be negotiable. Got the price down to $70 or $80 (can't remember which) at Placer's for (you know who) last week.

Sorry you weren't able to see Daisy.

U4ds01,

Can totally relate. I started off much the same way. Addicted to Nogales, addicted to TJ, then off to Thailand. I recommend either Thailand or Rio for your next trip. BA might be cool, too. But I have a friend who has been to all three and likes Rio over BA. Thailand also gets high marks from him.

I can't believe you were in Obsessions when I was searching for you and Jesse!! The hotel put me up in the 2nd floor last night - my cell doesn't work unless I'm on the 4th or higher. I went everywhere normal mongers go looking for you 2. Everyone, including Louis at LB told me you had hooked up with Daisy and left around midnight. But no one knew where Jesse was.

I did run into 3 gringos from Phoenix who were being lead around by the nose by a street guy. All they were doing was complaining about the price of pussy in this god forsaken town! I thought they were funny (and really stupid).

I decided we need to meet for breakfast on Sunday mornings from now on. It would be interesting to pick a place and time and see who shows up and hear their stories first hand.

Anyway, my night was all fucked up also. 'A' decided she rather work so she went to Cherry's. I ended up barfining her out for $50@5pm. Then she decided she had to leave at midnight. So off she went. It is so weird, how everything changes once she gets into the hotel though. A completely different girl. Anyway, plans are finalized for a weekend in San Carlos. Am I completely nuts?

BTW, how long will it take for the pain in my balls and dick to go away so I can walk straight again?

Mr Bill ,

Glad to see you back on the board again. The Nogi board has been so dead lately its good to see some life again. I'm trying to keep away from the border for a while, I'm saving for a big trip...Rio baby!!!! :D~~

Bluelight - you're only nuts if you don't leave your heart back in Phoenix when you go. I'd say go for it! I wanted to take my old fav to the beach, too, but she went home to Mochis and hasn't been back since. But it could have been magic... I'd say definitely go - get while the gettin's good - you might be in for a very big treat.

Sundevil - thx - good for you for saving up for Rio. I have thoughts of doing the same, but I can't stay away from Nogie long enough to save $$. I'm trapped...

MrBill

"Me and Sol head next door for some comida, so I don’t pass out from hypoglycemia, and I notice a rather large bun in her oven. Ummmm… Okay, I guess I can deal with that."

Congrats on playing the "bun in the oven" game in Nogieland.

Lots of fun 'eh!!

Well, it was a little different - not really my thing, but it didn't bother me. She sure did a good job of hiding it in the bar - I didn't have a clue. Laura at Placer's is about 5 months preggers if anyone's interested...