**First of all, I would like to thank EVERY single member of this website for all their invaluable info and contributions..especially Bwana Dik..That Rio guide should've won the Pulitzer Prize for that amazing piece of literature.

Day 1-2 (Thurs 3/24/05- Fri 3/25/05):

Checked into JFK about 2 hours before my 2pm departure to Miami then Rio thru American Airlines. Tried checking in thru the kiosk, but it didnt work. Then waited 15 min to find out that international flights cant be checked in thru the e-ticket kiosk. What the fuck? What's the point in having this shit that supposed to speed up the lines if u cant use it. So I ended up having to wait in line..luckily the AA lady that monitors the line let me cut the line and check in at the first class booth.although i was coach ...NICE.. So I'm on my way..
Flew into Miami..met up with my buddy that I went to high school with in NJ (lives in FL now). 1 hour layover..my buddy gets on our flight and Rio bound we were...

Day 2:

Arrived in the airport about 7:45 AM. Customs wasnt bad. Waited about 20min to go through. Digitally fingerprinted and photographed by the customs dude. There was a huge Air France flight that was there ahead of us, but we got thru WAY QUICKER than they did .Got approached by a shoeshine boy..told him no thanks, left me alone. My boy and I got a yellow cab. Showed him the name of the hotel and address: Atlantis Copacabana on Rua Bulhoes de Carvalho..Fucker kinda knew the way. Asked for the meter in Portuguese and got waved off..said $50R..We were already on the highway..too late..my fault, but fuck it. Didnt wanna get left on the highway.
We got into the Copacabana area and he had to stop twice to ask a person, then a fellow cabbie where the hotel/street was. Finally we arrived..Thank God. When we arrived in Rio, was overcast and slightly drizzling..but nice and warm..The night before in NYC was 39 degrees farenheight and SLEET..Saw the weather forecast in Rio online before we left ..said rainy and cloudy all week..Kinda made me nervous but that soon all changed..

The hotel Atlantis Copacabana was nice..great location. Right on the border between Ipanema and Copa..(more on the hotel at the end of the report). We got there early before checkin time. One room was available so I took that room and both of us stashed our stuff there. Ate the hotel breakfast buffet and got charged $30R because werent officially "in" yet cuz our check-in was after the buffet was over. I wasnt going to make a big stink about it on our first day there..plus the buffet wasnt that bad. My buddy and I killed some time by walking around and getting familiar with the area. Got a bunch of duckets from the citibank ATM in Copa next to Blockbuster..
My friend's room was ready when we returned so he moved his shit in and we just chilled..Tired from the flight and moving around. It was Good Friday, so I figured the termas were closed. I called Luomo and 4X4 (thanks for the cheatsheet fellas!) from the hotel room and nobody picked up..My friend was getting anxious..Told him no problem cuz tonite was the night!

Nighttime came upon us and we went to venture to the notorious club, Help..hung out at Terraco Atlantico and got a few drinks beforehand..
Holyshit...it was definitely a mongers paradise!
Saw tons of dudes hanging and chica watching like us.. The chicks ranged from hot to alright, but still a pleasant sight to behold. Before I stepped into this club, I heard of mixed reviews. So, honestly I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, so I had no expectations whatsoever. We went into Help a littlebit after midnight and OH MY GOD!!!

My jaw hit the ground..There were so MANY FUCKING HOT CHICKS...On a scale of 1-10, the lowest there was an 8.0 Honestly, my friend and I thought we fucking died and went to heaven. I read a few reviews bashing this place, but tonite was PHENOMENAL!!Every chick there was hot..My friend is really picky and he even agreed with me..The funniest thing is WE NEVER AGREE on chicks..

Walked around the place and checked the scenery...as the night progressed..EVEN MORE HOT CHICKS CAME INTO THE CLUB..My friend and I were like "what the fuck??". I like to dance so I started dancing on the dance floor. The majority of the guys there couldnt dance if their life depended on it..

I noticed this ,BEAUTIFUL (in my opinion) , Brazilian chick in a sexy white dress dancing by me with some of her working girl friends. I smiled at her and she smiled back to me..It was on...

Started dancing with her. Brazilian chicks are great dancers, can shake their ass like there's no tomorrow. She was no exception..Started conversating with her. Her English and my Portuguese/Spanish were limited(tried to learn as much as possible before the trip) but we managed to get by and communicate alright. Her name was Claudia:
- 25 years old
- has 2 brothers and 2 sisters and is from Porto Allegre
- In Rio for about a few months...Supposedly this was her 2nd night working in Help ever. She's a student at some university (studying fashion/clothing manufacturing from what I gathered) and was at Help trying to pay for school.. Probably was feeding me BS but for some reason, she sounded legit..
- She has the European Brazilian look..Caucasian with dyed blonde hair. Dark sensous eyes. At Help, a good amount of the hot girls looked OBVIOUSLY like working girls. Claudia had that demure, pretty look. She looked inconspicous and didnt look like a slutty ho. But you can still tell she had a nice body from the dress she was wearing. Classy, but sexy white dress.

After dancing, conversating, and a drink or two, I got to the point and she asked if I liked her and would like to spend some time. The negotiating began. I wanted an overnight. She started at $350R. I countered with $200R. She said no then we finally agreed on $300R. I probably could have gotten $250R, but I didnt feel like going through the hassle and she looked like she was worth it..
She then talked to her friend in portuguese (her friend was pretty nice..looked a little older than Claudia but still nice..my friend didnt want her though). Her friend, Sandra, was in the same program in school she was supposedly and they lived together. Its funny, she asked me the questions that everyone talked about:
1. First time to Brazil?
2. How long stay?
3. Are you in an apt or hotel?
I lied about the first two, but obviously told her where I was staying. I was a little nervous in terms of whether she'll perform upto standard or not, because when I danced with her, she danced close. But sometimes she move my hand away sometimes and when I tried to kiss her, got the cheek. Mixed signals galore. After the negotiations finalized, THEN we started macking..and everything started to pan out. We started to mosey towards the exit of Help. She got her stuff and ID. She looked 25, didnt look underage at all. Tried to get a looksie at her ID card, but she laughed in her cute way and was DENIED.

As soon as we walked out, she went to the bathroom between TA and HELP and changed into regular garb..The thing I love about Claudia besides EVERYTHING was that she did not look like a slutty ho from a rap video or some shit like that..
Got a cab and was DFK in the cab. She put her head on my shoulder, massaged my leg, and continued with the DFK. Felt like my girlfriend..An awesome feeling.

Got to the hotel..I called the Atlantis Copacabana from home (NJ) to see if they allowed guests. Said no prb if over 18. Forgot to ask if they charged or not. I was about to find out. We were crossing thru the small lobby and almost made it scott free to the elevator..BUT GOT BUSTED..
Claudia and I looked at each other and started laughing..Went to the front desk and the guy on shift asked for ID to hold onto and asked me to sign in for her. Then asked for $25R guest charge. Told him to put it on my bill..cool..wasnt that bad. $25R or approx $9-10 US. Can live with that. Appreciate their security.

DFK in the elevator some more and got to my room 303. LOVED HOW THE DOOR LOCKS are designed. Must have in mind about the Brazilian working girl when they came up with these locks. Lock the door from inside, then i locked the room key in my suitcase that had a combo lock. Made sure she went to the bathroom first to get ready when I did all this.

THEN THE FIREWORKS BEGAN. She had a BEAUTIFUL 25 yr old tight body (seemed even younger). size A-B tits. Im a booty man..breasts arent a big deal to me.Beautiful, soft tan skin. LOVE THOSE TAN LINES..
Joked that I wasnt tan enough...Shaved bald except she had a very little triangular shaved patch of pussy hair the size of a quarter above her vagina.
Had a little tatoo of a green star the size of 10 mm on the back of her neck. Noticed that throughout my journey of RIO that alot of Brazilian chicks are 1. Bald down under 2. and have tatoos... LOVE that shit..
She had no kids...no stretch marks or c section cuts..

THE SEX WAS UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!! I've been fortunate in my lifetime of 32 years to have pretty decent sex with non working and working girls. Never really had a bad lay. It ranged from average to now Brazilan unfucking believable.
Claudia, like the majority of Brazilian women, was a combination of a sex master and ultimate GFE in one...The kissing was very passionate. She gave a great BBBJ and licking with ball sucking.

The sex was unbelievable. We were fucking like crazy and she was saying "Gestoza!!" She wasnt into anal, which didnt bother me in the least. She was a little a loud, not too loud, but loud enough for the next room to hear. So I covered her mouth, but she brushed it aside and said no..i want to be loud..How fucking cool..love vocal chicks. Ate her out also, she was dying in ecstacy and saying"Gestoza"..Tasty pussy...
She definitely came and she shuddered like crazy..definitely knew she wasnt faking. Couldnt touch her privates or thighs..She said "sensitivo.." Fucking turned me on. Continued fucking her and then I came.

We were holding each other, cuddling and DFK..Talking about different things..THEN GOT MY SECOND WIND...

Started going at it and i thought the first time was AWESOME...holy cow..the second was just as good, if not better..It was funny, the headboard was smacking the wall behind the bed. She held it while we pumping together..How considerate..It was taking a little bit longer for me to cum the 2nd go at it, but she didnt mind..She took over at one point and said" I ride you like a horsie.." I was DUMBFOUNDED. It was fucking awesome. I SWEAR TO GOD she said this..She literally fucked me as if I was the woman and she was the man. I was on my back with my legs spread in missionary. She got in between my legs and fucked my brains out reverse style by slamming her pussy in and out engulfing my dick...

After our marathon TWO lovemaking sessions, we showered separately..My shower stall is puny..we talked some more. Considering we were limited in each other's languages, we managed to have a decent conversation (with a little help from my buddy's Portuguese phrasebook-i think it was Lonely Planet). She liked the book also..We kissed more and cuddled/held each other to sleep like if she was my girlfriend..FANTASTIC.Funny, after we were done..next door, the guy must have been lucky also cuz they were loud as hell..Claudia and I were cracking up when we heard them..

She told me prior to our negotiations that she could only stay till 6am. We got into the hotel about a little after 2am. She woke up about 7:30-7:45am and got ready to leave..Gave me her cell #.We kissed a little more. Told me to go back to sleep, but me being the gentleman, got my clothes on. I know I shouldve not done this, but I wanted to..so fuck it, I gave her an extra $20R for cab fare. She looked at me as if what is this for? Told her for cab fare, she told me she lived closeby the hotel (lives in Copa). She shrugged and took it anyway at my insistance. What a chick!! Walked her down to the front desk, got her id, the hotel manager gave me a thumbs up, and walked her outside the hotel. I was gonna walk her to her apt where she lives with her friend that I mentioned earlier (Sandra). But she said it wasnt necessary. Kissed each other goodbye..

To rate Claudia: (everyone has different standards but fuck it..this is how I feel)
looks: 8.5-9.0
performance: 10.0
personality: 10.0

I know you guys are thinking what the hell?
1. I paid $300R + $20R tip
2. Where's her pictures?

To answer #1. She was worth EVERY PENNY...
She stayed for almost six hours, fucked her twice, and she was cool and hot.. If u convert to US $$, it came out to about $110-$120 for a WHOLE NIGHT AND MULTIPLE POPS..fuck it, it was worth it. In the NYC area for this event..it wouldve costed over $1000 US and up..(never paid that much in the states EVER)
#2. In the beginning of my trip, she wouldnt allow any pics..smart girl..look what happened to Paris Hilton. But towards the end of my trip, I kinda forced in two pics of her, one with me included. Sorry fellas, gave my word I would not post her pics, but hopefully you guys will take my word for it.

Claudia started my trip out PROPER and with a bang..Unfortunatley, she set the standard so high, it actually fucked my trip up..In the rest of my report, I will have numerous encounters with her..
MORE TO FOLLOW SOON (sorry my hands are getting carpal tunnel on me and im starving right now) so ill write the rest up.
YES, I WILL HAVE PICS POSTED IN THE REST OF THE REPORT SO DONT DESPAIR..good things come to those who wait..
l8r



(Message edited by tommytai on April 11, 2005)

(Message edited by tommytai on April 11, 2005)

Good report. Sounds like this is only the beginning. Can't wait for pics!!

Damm that brings back memories....GOOD memories of my first trip to Rio and my Help girl.

Glad to hear that you got off to a good start. I am looking forward to your description of the "candy shops" AKA the Termas.

The reason you can¢¥t check-in using the e-tkt kiosks is probably because you¢¥re traveling int¢¥l and of course require a valid passport and a valid visa for Brasil. Which needs to be confirmed by a human person/CSR.

Yes.. Brings back memories.. I was amazed at how good the sex was with working girls in brazil. You take the sluttiest girl i have been with in the states and she stacks up as avg down in brazil. Glad you enjoyed it.. - LB

Sounds like you had a good time too! Your right, the girls are unfucking believable. I can't wait to get back there in Oct 2005. I'm gonna do things a little differently though..I've already reserved a studio apartment with a view of the beach for $30 USD a night...can't beat that! Can't wait to see your photo's. Saw the first one already though!