When I told Dave the Rave I was going to Samui, he suggested I get in touch with his friend Peter, who owned Billabong Surf Club in Bo Phut. When I called Peter and asked for a suggestion of a place to stay, he booked me into The Lodge, a few doors down from his club, which he happened to be walking by when I called. The flight to Samui was an uneventful hour-plus on Bangkok Airways for $179 RT. A guy at the airport asked where I was going, and steered me to a minibus, where for a few baht I was taken to The Lodge, in Fisherman’s Village. It turned out to be a lovely, inexpensive (1,500 baht) place, my room overlooked the beach, with a small patio just above a little bar, Max’s Bar, that was just above the sand. Fortuitously—incredibly, Max was the long-time friend and real estate agent of my long-time friends who had bought land on Samui, and I had planned to find him to look at their land and see whether maybe I wanted to think about Samui myself.

It was getting late when I got checked in, and I walked around Bo Phut a bit. Peter had told me he was leaving the island for a few days, but to stop by his club. Billabong Surf Club, a few doors down from the lodge, was a small bar filled with mostly guys getting happy. There was no obvious mongering in Bo Phut, it was a sleepy little town full of happy tourist couples and a few young singles. The Lodge was fully booked the next day so I would have to change hotels, and anyway, I wanted to be more in the heart of things. I went down to where the taxi was and asked how much to go to Chaweng. 300 baht, he said. How about with the meter, I asked, “No meter” he replied. I walked further to a place where two taxis were, and again inquired, got the same 300 baht quote. I offered 200, he said OK.

The driver didn’t speak much English, but I was able to get across to him I wanted pooying. He took me to a street lined with bars and pooying. This street was parallel to and west of Beach Road, it went up a spit of land protruding into the lake, with the Reggae Pub at the end. I walked up and down the street, saw a few prospects, chatted with them, ended up playing pool with a friendly tall slim spinner. After winning one and loosing one, I asked if she wanted to come back to my room for 500 baht. She said yes, the barfine was 250, and we caught a songthaeng, which quoted 100 baht to Bo Phut.

But when we got back to my room, I discovered pretty quickly that she was a he. Oh shit, how could I make this mistake?. I checked again for the signs I knew: no visible adam’s apple, feminine look, slim and reasonably curvy, perhaps a little tall--5’6” maybe, feet in boots so I couldn’t tell, hands were fairly delicate, didn‘t speak much English so we hadn‘t talked much, but the voice didn‘t seem deep….Nothing obvious (to my untrained eye, or rather, untrannied eye), I had just plain forgotten to ask. Damn. It was getting too late to go back, and anyway, I didn’t want to ride with IT back to Chaweng. So I gave it 200 baht and kicked it out, and went to sleep alone and unhappy.

The next morning, I went to Chaweng and checked into the Tradewinds (somewhat expensive at 3,000 baht for a large room), which seemed to be pretty centrally located. It was, and I walked around the town exploring for a while. I ate something at the market—who knows what, the gal running the restaurant didn’t speak English, I just pointed at two of the dozen dishes available and was served them with rice, they were delicious. On the way back, I passed a massage place with a girl out front who had that certain look, and a laundry that promised one-hour service. I thought, I’ll get my laundry, drop it off, go on to the massage place, and come back when my laundry is done. But it didn’t work out quite that way.

I got my laundry, and started walking towards the laundry place. As I passed by the Honey Girls Bar/Massage, Jee grabbed my arm. Come on in for a massage, she purred, showing me a menu of different massages. She wasn’t a spinner, with a well-proportioned body and a good bust, and she looked to be in her mid-20s, but was very nice-looking and sexy. I protested that I was on my way to do my laundry, and she said they would get it done for me. She was pretty aggressive, but attractive enough that I let myself be aggressed. I asked if there were extras included and she said yes, 1,000 baht. She took my laundry and gave it to another of the girls there, and ushered me into a room behind the bar. The menu on the wall in the room included “sex” at the bottom (no prices), and there was no pretense at massage, just take a shower and we got into it. She was very affectionate and sensual, I enjoyed it very much. So when she asked for a tip, I didn’t have any problem giving her 200 baht more. After the session, I asked for my laundry, they said it would be ready in an hour. I came back later, they brought me my laundry, neatly ironed al all. And I liked Jee’s honey so much, I came back for more the next day.

Meanwhile, Jee was taking me under her wing—several times when I went past Honey Girls Bar, she walked out to greet me and ask me where I was going. Once I told her I was going up the street to the phone store to buy a phone card, and she said I could buy one at the convenience store across the street, took my hand, led me into the store, and made sure I got the right card.

The night I spent in Chaweng was a memorable one. I had found a number of bars already, and went prowling to find more. A couple of alleys off Beach Road had a bunch of bars, the northernmost one I checked out was a semicircle where the Green Mango Club was located. That club seemed pretty empty around 11 PM. After a few passes to check out where the cuties were, with a few drinks consumed talking to hotties who got cooler once I got closer, I selected Nuan from a bar near Green Mango. We talked and I asked to make sure she was a girl, we made out for a short time before I barfined her (300 baht) and took her back to the hotel. This spinner was another sex machine, and we had a great time. I realized that most of the girls I had been with were (1) spinners, (2) from Issan, and many of them were (3) sex machines. This is what I was finding a lot of--ISSMs (Issan Spinner Sex Machines), and boy was I loving it. Nuan was a real sweetheart of an ISSM. (Is this the same as LBFM? Or are those Filipinas?)

I spent the next day in Samui swimming, getting sunburned, looking at land, and hanging out with friends of friends (plus the repeat with Jee). My flight left in the early evening. A local friend-of-a-friend drove me to the airport, and tried to help me find Thai food that was too hot. He suggested the spicy seafood salad, and the spicy shrimp salad with noodles. The dishes left him sweating, tears running down his cheeks, but I was not particularly affected. Yes, they were spicy and somewhat hot, leaving a nice afterglow in my mouth, but that unbearable burning I had heard about was yet elusive.

The night I got back from Samui, I was planning on staying overnight and leaving for Pattaya the next day. I dropped in at the Majestic Suites on Sukhumvit (without reservation), but they were full. The clerk offered me a deal on the new Majestic Grande, down the street from the Marriott on Soi 2, 2,500 baht a night (2,900 if you registered at the hotel). After checking in there, I went to Hollywood Strip early to hang with Walkingdude and Mano. A tall sexy dancer named Ann nailed me before I even got in the door, started hustling me. I ended up taking her for the night, but not until closing, because Dave told me that Bahtman was on his way in from the airport, and I definitely wanted to meet him. Of course, I didn’t mind having her hang all over me meanwhile. So I met the famous Bahtman, and we hit it off well before I retired with my sweetie for the night. Ann was good, not great, just good professional sex that night and again in the morning.

After she left, I checked out of the hotel and was heading for Pattaya. I called Bahtman, and we ended up hanging out for several hours. He called a girl (another Ann) that he thought I might like, and what the hell, I was in no hurry to get to Pattaya. We waited for her (and his girl) in the Nana Hotel lounge and talked; he gave me a lot of valuable and/or interesting information. Ann arrived, she was cute enough (tall, slim, and female), and after talking for a few minutes, we headed for a short-time room. It was right across from Charming Massage, where I hadn’t gone to see Da for a week. On the way into the hotel, I didn’t see her, but on the way out, she was in the window and I had to duck behind Ann to keep her from seeing me (I did that on general principles, not because of any specific concern about Da’s feelings).

I took a cab to Pattaya (Walkingdude had given me the number of a company that did it for 1,000 baht: 06-5586779 or 06-5636946; 800 baht return fare). Dallying with Bahtman and Ann had taken up the better part of the afternoon, so by the time I got in the car, rush hour traffic was in full bloom, and it took a long time to go a few blocks. It was getting dark by the time we got on the toll road, so I missed most of the scenery on the trip. Epi had recommended Bella Villa Prima on Soi 4, and I went directly there. They had a large room available for 1,300 baht—a double room, really, including two A/C blowers and two sliding doors to the balcony that I didn’t use.

Again following Epi’s advice (or maybe it was Bahtman’s), I took the baht bus down Beach Road to Soi 13, and walked along the street and a short distance into Walking Street. I saw a cutie spinner right away, around Soi 13/1, but continued on, turned around and walked back. Patreeya was still there, a cute-as-a-button little spinner, and I offered her 500 for ST. She agreed, and we headed back to my hotel. She said she was 23 years old, and had been in Pattaya one month after working in a factory in Bangkok for 8,000 baht a month. She was a really good time, with decent English, and I asked her to spend the night, but she wanted to go--and she did.

Photos: Patreeya 30 31 32

The next day, I explored a little, and ended up walking down Soi 6. I spotted a cute spinner at Red Point on my first pass through, and saw her again a little later--but she was distracted. While I was thinking about how I could get her attention, I noticed Dau. She looked like she was well built, attractive, and attentive enough. We negotiated 500 baht plus the 250 (I think) barfine, and went upstairs. We undressed and went down the hall, were there were two or three bathrooms in which to shower. BOY was she built, with a great chest. And provided a very good experience--until I finished and wanted to cuddle a little, but apparently I only got an hour (including showers), we were almost there, so she sort of rushed me out. I asked her if I could take pictures of her if I came back and she said yes. It hadn’t occurred to me to bring my camera along.

I found Patreeya again, in the same place, and took her along with me to get a gelato on Walking Street. We talked some more, but she was unwilling to do LT with me. She said she liked to sleep in her own bed, and was making 3,000 baht a day on ST. That sounded like a lot to me, and although I was looking for a special someone to sightsee around Pattaya, I didn’t think she was the one, she was seeming much more hardcore than the night before (“only one month in Pattaya”).

Several hours later, I was again walking down Soi 6, and in front of Ruby‘s, a girl named Dan (?) said “Come here, I suck you, you come in my mouth.” That seemed like a pretty good offer from a cute-enough girl, so we went upstairs to a reasonably nice room with its own bathroom. About 800 baht later I was drained again, and on my way to a nice leisurely seafood dinner at Kings on Walking Street. Afterwards, I walked up and down Walking Street and Beach Road looking for Patreeya (or her equivalent), stopping into Superbaby A-Gogo and a few bars (Superbaby had some prime talent). I finally spotted Patreeya talking with a guy, and she was still talking with him on my next pass by, so I gave up. I hadn’t seen anything especially interesting along Beach Road, either.

So I walked down to Walking Street, and realized it was getting late. Just then I saw a petite spinner cutie, and I asked her if she wanted to go with me. Her English was very limited, but she said she was working at Tony's Disco, and had to go in and buy drinks (which cost me 260 baht for a Heineken and a water). It was way too loud, and I was getting bad vibes, so when she went up on stage to dance (with her girlfriends, she said), and I turned around and saw a bowl of popcorn on our table, I walked out. I stopped in to the bathroom by the exit, and she was waiting when I came out, so we left together, heck, I just wanted to get out of that place. We walked to the beginning of Walking Street and caught what I thought was a baht bus, but the driver demanded 100 baht, and my spinner said it was a taxi.

Back in the room, she sat down on the chair and under her miniskirt I saw--extra equipment. I couldn't believe it, not again! I had been avoiding all the tall girls because most seemed to be katoeys and I didn't have time to look closely, there were too many. But this--thing--was a cute little spinner, tiny and completely feminine, feminine voice, small feet and no visible adam‘s apple--but was a boy! Jeez. I sent her away with 100 baht for my trouble and her taxi (YUCK).

This was not OK. I went back to Soi 6, it was 2:30 by then, everything was closed except one bar near the Pattaya 2nd Road end. I stopped in there because a cutie out front brought me into the bar for a drink, but apparently she (and all but a couple of skags) were taken. Sitting at the bar, I thought about making a play for the boss, an attractive 30-ish woman, but she was too busy with the closing/accounting. Nothing was happening, so I walked up to Pattaya 2nd Road to go back home to Soi 4. Across the street I saw a big bar, empty except for four fat uglies and one girl who was beckoning, looked to be about a 6. She was a little older, but at 2:30 I was just plain horny, and she seemed sweet right from the beginning. 6 in looks, turned out to be 10+ in skills and attitude. I hit the jackpot with Suthee, she was the best lover I’d had in months. . We made sweet love for a long time, slept late, and repeated in the morning until she had to go off back to the bar at 2 PM. Her boss was sleeping there, but I told her I wanted to do some shopping, and went on to other things.

I went shopping (mostly looking), and tried to find the tailors mentioned by others on CH. Failing that, I called a local friend-of-a-friend to get a referral, and went to have a couple pairs of lightweight wool pants made (800 baht each). Leaving that shop, around the corner I saw a beautiful silk shirt in a window, so I stopped in. It was a one-of-a-kind, but it almost fit, and the proprietor sold me on having that shirt modified to fit me plus two other custom silk shirts made for 2,000 baht. How could I resist, they were ready the next day along with the pants.

Later in the afternoon, I went back to Soi 6 (I liked that street) and saw Mak at Dirty Den. I’m not sure in retrospect what possessed me, but I offered her 500 baht and we went upstairs to a small room with stuffed animals and a wardrobe case, it looked like she (or someone) lived there. She was fun, businesslike rather than affectionate (no cuddling afterward, time to go).

Photos: Mak 33 34 35

After another tasty seafood dinner, about 10:30, I barfined Suthee. We chatted for a little, and I asked her if it would be OK to find another girl for ST. She said yes, and we went down the street looking. Not far from her bar, we saw a couple of bars, one of which had two spinners. I told her I liked them, she could choose. After too-brief a conversation, she said either one, so I picked the more spinner-like of the two (Suthee was not exactly a spinner). As we walked back to the hotel, this gal was on the phone talking with somebody in Europe (apparently) who was going to send her money, and was spinning him a line while she gave him instructions. I just winked at her.

But back in the room, there was a nasty surprise waiting under her skirt, another damn katoey. Jeez, I thought the women were able to tell, that’s why I hadn’t asked and let Suthee choose. So one more time, 100 baht and goodbye. But this time I had Suthee, so I was OK. I had asked her that morning if she liked to do it “back there,” and she said sometimes. Seemed like a good time, so I asked if she’d like to do anal. She said OK, and told me I didn’t have to wear a rubber. WTF? I put on a rubber and she gave a very good ride. After we did it back there, she said it was her first time, and I was inclined to believe her from her discomfort afterwards. Not that popping her anal cherry mattered to me, she had seemed to enjoy the experience--and so did I. We ordered room service (available 24 hours at Bella Prima Villa), and had a good dinner, more fun before and after the night’s sleep.

Photo: Suthee 36

I walked her back to her bar a little after noon, and spent a little recovery time packing and checking out. I was quite happy with Bella Villa Prima, my total bill was about $100 for three nights, two in double-size rooms, including room service dinner for two. And they even had free wireless internet (which didn’t work half the time). Plus, a very short walk to Soi 6.

Then I went back with my camera to see Dau at Red Point Bar, shortly after their opening time at 1 PM. Dau wasn’t out front, I asked for her, the girls said she was eating and went in to get her. We went upstairs for another great session, and afterwards I took out the camera. But Dau didn’t want to allow pictures this time, she first said 1,000 baht, I said I’d have to take a lot of pictures for that, she said only one picture. After a little back-and-forth, it was obvious that she would not offer her magnificent chest to the camera. But after we got dressed and went back outside, I took out my camera again when she asked for 200 baht more “for food.” This time she let me take a few pictures, not a bargain in exchange for a 200 baht feast, but at least I got a few.

Photos: Dau 37 38 39

The taxi I had ordered was early, called me while I was still shopping, so I hurried back to the hotel, and we drove back to BKK. It took more than three hours, with rainstorms along the way and heavy traffic in places.

Hunterman

Sounds like katoey madness for ya!! Guess I should have been there as your wingman. Too bad that didn't work out...

Personally, I've only fucked a few outta Red Point Bar. I've found almost ALL of those girls to be money-hungry whores. Now, many on this street are, but they pair it with bad, UBERbitch attitudes and that's just not my bag. Still, she rocked your world so you were successful.

Hint for photos: tell her, up front, you want pics (and what kind of pics). I've rarely encountered a problem when I outline these expectation with them before the session.

Also, for the record, those girls, buy default, offer 500B sessions. You don't even need to talk to them about money - just pay the bar, take 'em upstairs, plow pink and give 'em 500B afterwards. I had one from Mandarin on Soi 6 tell me "oh, it's a thousand here." I laughed the whole way outta the bar...

Sounds like you had a great time. Hope you get back out there soon.

E

Good thing you don't drink liquor my friend, or you might of had your katoey virginity broken :-o-: ? Three times?

LBFM is any litle brown girl.

Thai food is not as spicey as the real hot Indian or Sezchuan (sp ?)food, and the curry taste does not linger. There is more of a southern Chinese influence.

Yes, Epi, I wish you (or sf4dfish) had been there as wingman, God knows I needed one. Next time. I think the essential lesson for me is, even if not in doubt, ask (at least until I figure out how to tell the difference, if that is possible).

I think I did better on the pay scale in Pattaya, thanks to your PMs and Bahtman's advice. And for a newbie, Soi 6 was just perfect, but I'll probably be a little more demanding next time in terms of wanting GFE vs. professional experience, and make Soi 6 a smaller fraction of my activity.

694me - I don't NEED to have the insides of my mouth reduced to smoking charred flesh, but I was under the impression that Thai food was pretty hot, at least to some falangs. Maybe it's not, what I had was just fine. I'll stay away from India, I know what their seasoning can do.

"make Soi 6 a smaller fraction of my activity"

Good lord man, why...?

E

"Now, many on this street are (money-hungry whores), but they pair it with bad, UBERbitch attitudes..."

I'm looking for GFE.

I'm looking for GFE

If you're looking for GFE SEX, Soi 6 can't be beat in Thailand, IMO, for a ST encounter from a standstill start. And from the reports of others, if you actually LT a Soi 6 girl they can really deliver in the traditional GFE department as well. As Epi suggests, you may just want to find a more customer-friendly bar.

I LOVED the big tits in your pics, though. THAT is a girl I'd go looking for!

Soi 6 accounts for probably 30-40% of each day in Pattaya. I wouldn't have it any other way. And since Epi showed me where I can get decent Khrap Pow Mu, this value may be slightly higher

-DM

Porker

I've interracted with Hunterman's big titted wonder - she's kind of a bitch in my book. I can see why he wasn't thinking it's particularly high on the GFE-o-meter.

Hunterman

"I'm looking for GFE"

I've had sessions range from sweet, romantic couplings to inSANE, hardcore, nasty, depraved encounters of the 3-hole kind. All you need to do is screen the girls. Ones that are kissy/lovey/dovey downstairs will be the same upstairs. Girls that lick my ass and fuck me downstairs will tear me up when we hit the ST room. It's ALL available here... and for a reasonable price too...

DM

Glad to have given you ANOTHER reason to hit Soi 6. To top it off, the eye candy across from the restaurant ain't too shabby either.

E

I'm the new guy on the soi here. What is Khrap Pow Mu, and where on Soi 6 do you get it?

Actually, the ST encounters I had on Soi 6 lacked nothing but that GFE finish, where you cuddle, kiss for a few minutes afterwards. The sex was great, even without that, I have no complaints at all. Once I learn (with the help you guys are giving me, thanks!) how to screen better, I'll be in paradise--especially with Porker's observation about LT performance with the right girl. Plus, I liked Bella Villa Prima (unless I can find better internet service on the cheap) with its convenient location.

HM-

khrap pow is a sauted ground meat with HOT chilis. Basic staple food that gets your blood flowing. Mu = Pork.

Look directly across from Viking Bar.

Hunterman

"Kra pao" is a spicy dish flavored with basil, "moo" (rising tone) is pork. Very delicious. Funny - didn't even try it until KM ordered some here in America, now I can't get enough...

DM

Don't forget that OTHER restaurant I took you to. They don't have the eye candy, but their food is better.

E