***This report might be a bit long, I've got pics but no nudes, for those of you that wanna just check out the girls. I promise to make future reports short and concise.***

This will be my first trip report ever on Club Hombre or any other board for that matter. Not to mention my first trip to Pattaya, Thailand. I had heard about Thailand for many years and actually visited about 8 years ago. Although that trip was with my girlfriend for a site seeing jaunt of three days, and not a trip for mongering.

This time around, was purely for mongering. I had met up with a couple a guys in LA who had posted on a local bulletin board an interest in going to Pattaya. This was back at the end of January. The guy who initially posted the message had been to SEA several times, and was just looking to find some other like minded guys in the area to head over there with.

It had been a long time since I took my last vacation from work, and I was sorely in need of a getaway from all the stress and pressures of my job. (I’m up at 4 AM and I don’t stop work until 8 PM most weekdays, dealing with the up and down mood swings of the stock markets and foreign currency shifts)

I’ve always been a hobbyist, mongerer, whichever you prefer to call it. But I’ve only tasted the Asian houses and AMPs here in the states along with an Internet advertising escort once or twice a year for the last 15 years. (I’m only 34, I apologize if anything I say sounds naïve) My girlfriend told me that I had to get out of LA and go do my thing because the P4P out here in Los Angeles just wasn’t cutting it for me anymore. She said I NEED to go to Thailand. Our last trip there we did go inside a couple go-go’s in Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza, but I didn’t partake of the LONs on that trip.

So I book my flight with EVA through a Chinese travel agency. The ticket costs me $670 and some change. The other guy who’d been there a few times setup accommodations at the new Dynasty Inn, Pattaya for $25 per night. Right after that I found Club Hombre and started reading everything I could about Pattaya. Places to go, prices to pay, how to handle the girls, and of course things to be careful of. Even with all the research, and awesome reports by you regulars, I have to say I was still terribly unprepared for what I encountered there.

Geez! How do you guys do it? I was only there for 6 nights and I’ve completely fallen in love with that place. EVERY FRICKIN night, you walk out of your room to start the evening, with or without a companion, and by the end of the night you have the new girlfriend on your arm.

Hell before the 3rd night had passed I was already making plans in my head to go back in October/November. Shit, now that I’ve been back for 6 days, I’m thinking I wanna head back at the end of July, screw the 6 month wait, accept this time I think I wanna hit Indonesia too.

My trip wasn’t as adventurous or as exciting compared to the likes of Epimetheus, Don Marco, and other SEA veterans. But it was most definitely complete and satisfying for a SEA newbie.

---more to come---

(Message edited by dj0609 on April 19, 2005)

Alright it’s March 31, 2005, Thursday afternoon. I’ve got a pair of cargo pants, 3 shorts, 5 T Shirts, and sandals packed. (one pair of comfy workout short and a t-shirt for sleeping in………what the hell was I thinking?.....pfft!!!....I’m gonna sleep in clothes when I expect to have a naked girl in my bed every night…..yea I’m definitely new to this) Tossed in my laptop to do some work while I was out there, and if I happened to take any nude pics, I could move them off of the camera and hide them in the computer somewhere. Brought along the camcorder to do some filming…..ok unless you bring a buddy along that’s gonna do the filming for you, forget it…and if I’m gonna be setting up a little party with me and a bunch o girls, I definitely don’t want one of them filming instead of being in the action….so yea I’m a BIG time NEWBIE.

Packed 36 condoms, got the Durex polyurethane, Crown ultra thins, and the Trojan ultra thins. Figure I’d try them all out and see which ones I liked the most…..I prefer the latex, the polyurethane feels too much like a plastic grocery bag to me.

Got my digital camera ready with a 1 gigabyte SD card so I could take hundreds of pictures while I’m on this trip…..yea, that didn’t happen….threw two books into the luggage for the flight home, and popped the Pimsleur Compact Thai CDs (awesome series if you want to pick up some basics of a language quickly) and CD player into my carry on so I could learn a few phrases of Thai before landing.

Put together a vitamin box with enough antioxidants, Lecithin, Vitamin E, set of Omega’s, and hormonal balancers derived from Mexican Wild Yam to last me 2 weeks. Just wanna make sure my immune system is up while I’m over there, and it’d be interesting to see if the stuff I read on this board really works as far as having porn star quantities and volume……yes it really does increase your load, pumped out about 4 times as much compared to when I’m not using them…..Flight leaves LAX at 11:55

Checking into LAX International terminal is a bitch. Takes at least 45 minutes to get your check-in luggage to clear through their security system, then another 45 minutes to get your boarding pass, in total it took 2 hours and 15 minutes for me to do all that. Got to the boarding gate just in time to see the flight crew for EVA Air walk in and go aboard…….NICE……ok now things are looking up…I always thought the best looking stewardesses were on Singapore air, but after this trip, I have to reevaluate. Them Taiwanese girls on EVA Air were pretty hot. Should of grabbed a few pics of them…oh well next time. Next stop Chiang-Kai Shek International Airport, Taipei, Taiwan.

13 and a half hours later we make our one stop, switch planes, and off to Bangkok just under 3 hours, the Captain really pushed it, guess he needed some nice pooying more than we did. So we land in Bangkok at 11:45 AM, on Saturday April 2, go through Immigration and collect our bags all by 12:05 PM, not bad when compared to the amount of time it takes coming back into LAX. We jumped into a private minivan/taxi for Pattaya by 12:30 PM. Some German kid convinced the taxi driver to give a ride with us down to Pattaya. Kid said he was dead broke, and just needed a little help getting to the “happy hunting grounds”. The kid was just some drug addict that lied to get a free ride down to Pattaya. Nothing to do with mongering but part of the my trip. Hit traffic on the road, some pickup truck carrying nuts and bolts blew a tire and flipped over spilling the nuts and bolts over the entire road. That caused a 30 minute delay, but we still got to Pattaya by 2:30 PM.

We checked into Dynasty Inn, got our rooms, dropped off our bags, took a quick change into shorts, t-shirts, and sandals. Back out the door and ready to go again by 3:30 PM.

Here's Dynasty Inn's website, the rooms look exactly as they do in the pictures.
http://www.dynastyinn.com/beta_DynastyInnPattaya.htm


(Message edited by dj0609 on April 19, 2005)

Ok now, let the games begin. After an 18.5 hour flight from LAX to BKK…..we hit a soapie, and what better place to start than Sabailand on 2nd Road out past Hard Rock hotel traveling North from Soi 13. It is in my opinion, that if you have never been to Thailand before, you HAVE to do a Soapie as your very first experience. It is by far THE best way to be introduced to the world’s best playground for adult males.

You walk into this place and the first thing you see is a large room with nice carpet padded bleachers behind a glass window. Inside this room is sitting anywhere from 20 to 50 girls for the early afternoon shift, each one extremely skilled at paying attention to EVERY patron to walk in at ALL times, geez talk about sales skills. These girls are watching you, your buddies, the guys that were in there when you walked in and the guys that are walking in after you sat down. What makes it amazing for me is that, the second you lay your eyes on any one of them, they seem to have a sixth sense that you’re checking them out. Instantly, they lock eyes with you, read you like an open book, and give you just the right look and gestures to hook your personal tastes. If you’re the type that likes a bitch, well then that’s what they’ll show you. On the other hand if you’re like me, and you like a girl that’s got no attitude and can laugh at herself, then you get these quirky little smiles, with some little prank on you or one of her friends inside the fishbowl. The guy that walked us in spoke Chinese, he recommended girls 112, 162, and 191. When I had walked in 191 wasn’t in the fish bowl yet. So I picked out Ee (pronounced ay-eh) No. 120.

By the way here’s #191
Photo: Sabailand No.191 01

She had a much better body compared to #120 Ee, but she just didn’t smile.

So Ee walks out of the “fish bowl” and comes into the lounge to sit with me, we chat for 3 minutes and upstairs we go…

Room, bath, soapie, and a 3 course meal (DATY, CBJ, and as many positions as you can fit in a 90 minute session). This was an awesome way to start the trip.

My session starts with Ee preparing a bath for me while I undress and relax on the bed that’s in the room. When the bath is ready, she helps me into the bathtub, undresses and enters the bathtub with me. Now she proceeds to bathe me, scrubs my arms, legs, back, feet, hands….a serious bath…..I feel like a king. She even gives me a shampoo and head massage. After I was all nice and clean, she steps out of the bath, and soaps up an inflatable mat, the kind you use in a swimming pool.

Then she has me step out and lay on the mat. From which she then proceeds to slip and slide up and down my body with her naked body. She did one round with her tits, then another round with her ass, and several passes with her pussy. Then she asks me to flip over, and repeats the whole process.

Interesting feeling, having a pussy glide all over your chest like that. Now with the soapie finished, she takes me to the bed, proceeds to give me a decent massage, nothing serious but nice and relaxing.

On the flip, she reaches over for a condom, at which point I ask her to wait and offer to DATY to which she accepts. I go at that for awhile, to her enjoyment and content. I take her to the point where she’s pulling my head in and then when she can't take it anymore goes she’s pushing my head away to catch her breath. Had a couple of digits in there too and I could feel her box expanding and contracting at random intervals. Very nice, I love watching the expression on a girl’s face when she reaches the first big “O”.

She asks me to give her a few minutes to recover, I’m like, sure go ahead. After a few moments of very quiet breathing and resting on her part, she grabs the condom puts it on, and down she goes. It was an OK BJ, I’ve had better, but it was nice just the same.

She was down there for a good 10 minutes or so before coming up to ride me cowgirl. Then reverse cowgirl, then we switched to doggy, side-saddle, missionary, missionary with her legs over my shoulders, then to a position where her legs are together and in between my legs, don’t know what you would call that, but she got off again that way.

At this point, she said, quite out of breath, “you not kun-jin.” Kun-jin literally means Person-China or Chinese. (Oh BTW if you guys didn’t know yet, I’m a skinny 5’6”, 125lbs Chinese American.) The way she said it, I got the impression that when Chinese customers come in to Sabailand they’re a lot like the Japanese customers that I read about. Short on size and stamina. Personally I’m quite average when it comes to size but stamina that’s a different story.

Anyway we utilized the whole 90 minutes and not once did she make me feel like we were on the clock, I just finished because I felt that an hour and a half had past. I was a very happy customer.

I've got 2 pics of Ee, that I'll send to the secure section just need a little help in figuring that out.

Photos: Sabailand Ee No.120 02 03

"Hell before the 3rd night had passed I was already making plans in my head to go back in October/November. Shit, now that I’ve been back for 6 days, I’m thinking I wanna head back at the end of July, screw the 6 month wait, accept this time I think I wanna hit Indonesia too."



Comment: ... Welcome to the insanity. It is hard to describe, but let's just say my heart (and cock) will forever reside in SEA. When I'm not there, I'm thinking of one thing-- how to get back. It is bliss. Mild depression settles in how roughly 2-3 days before I have to leave SEA. The cure you ask: if you can't live there, go early and go often.


"My trip wasn’t as adventurous or as exciting compared to the likes of Epimetheus, Don Marco, and other SEA veterans. But it was most definitely complete and satisfying for a SEA newbie"


Comment: Sounds to me like your trip was every bit as exciting!! It managed to grab hold of you by the balls and give you a good shake!

-DM

" I’ve got a pair of cargo pants, 3 shorts, 5 T Shirts, and sandals packed.


Comment: heh-- u must of followed the DM packing guide! I toss in a few underwear too though.


"Got my digital camera ready with a 1 gigabyte SD card so I could take hundreds of pictures while I’m on this trip…..yea, that didn’t happen…"


Comment: welcome to my world. We can all learn from the voracious Epi when it comes to pic taking. In the bedroom, I'm usually too eager to shower and jump in bed to worry about pics.


"Just wanna make sure my immune system is up while I’m over there, and it’d be interesting to see if the stuff I read on this board really works as far as having porn star quantities and volume……yes it really does increase your load, pumped out about 4 times as much compared to when I’m not using them"


Comment: so what did you take dosage and duration-wise? I've taken l-argentine, mega mens multis, and HGW combos while on trips and for the most part stayed away from PPU (penis pop up) pills unless I was planning on a marathon. Sperm volume is always fairly constant.

Sabai Massage-- I recall when I first when for a soapie. I must of had a grin on my face for the next 24 hours. I just kept uttering "sabaiiiiii sabaiiii"

A couple notes-- usually I get a BJ while in the bathtub. Usually to completion, but not always.

You had a CBJ? Ack? Don't tolerate that... IMHO.

You are an ABC or a relo? Ni huai shua zhong guo hua ma?

#119 was hot, but ya a smile would of helped her immensely.

#120 looks a little ... rubenesque... I like 'em under 40KG and 50 is my cut off.


Enjoyed the report-- keep 'em coming!

-DM

DJ, I liked your report also. Certainly looks like you enjoyed yourself immensely in LOS. But 1 gig memory and only 3 pics? Gotta be more persistent as the the soapies gals always say "Mai Dai" (no) at first to pics and BBBJs. Beer bar girls and some go-go girls are easier.

DJ

"My trip wasn’t as adventurous or as exciting compared to the likes of Epimetheus, Don Marco, and other SEA veterans. But it was most definitely complete and satisfying for a SEA newbie."

Remember, it's YOUR trip and YOU are the one that needs to be satisfied by the end. Sounds as if satisfaction was achieved. You don't need to prove ANYTHING to ANYONE other then yourself.

"and by the end of the night you have the new girlfriend on your arm."

Yep.

"polyurethane feels too much like a plastic grocery bag to me."

Always thought of them as expensive Saran Wrap.

"On the flip, she reaches over for a condom,"

Agree with DM - that's bullshit. Oh well, live and learn, eh? Still sounds like you didn't mind TOO much!!

Good start. Keep posting!!

DM

"We can all learn from the voracious Epi when it comes to pic taking."

I start with a few pics BEFORE the boom2. Kinda use it as a way to see how adventurous the girl will be. Many have surprised me...

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DJ

Welcome to the club your life will never be the same again!

I liked the girls you choose for the soapy they look my type I have taken note for my trip in June, although was a bit put of by a CBJ I thought they were illegal in Pattaya!

Even though #119 was hot, so was Ee. Good report Dj0609.

After Sabailand we went back to Dynasty Inn to meet up with a guy who’s lived in Thailand for 30 years now. He’s married to a Thai lady, and still gets to go out and play whenever he wants. Jesse is his name in case anyone knows of him. Myself and one other guy, Lee, waited for a little bit, before we decided to take off on our own to Walking Street. This would be hour first venture on to a Baht bus on our own.

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Had the 10 Baht coin ready and we were off. At this time, I was wondering if I could get away with paying 5 Baht. Later I would find out that, on my own during the day, I could pay 5 Baht easily, but if I were with any "Falung" looking friends, the rate was back to 10 Baht.

We got off about 50 yards from the entrance to Walking Street. As soon as we walked past the big entrance that says Walking Street, it was just like walking down Main Street at Disneyland or Disneyworld for the first time in your life.

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Lee and I were like 2 kids in a candy store. Eyes wide open and grins that went from ear to ear. We were walking past beer bars with ladies and ladies and more ladies. All of them looking at us, smiling, calling out to us, “Heh-loh, come here, sek-sie man, pretty lay-dees!” Of course it was like 7:00 PM, so quite early and we were 2 of the few “falungs” around at the time. But still it was a blast. Then we started coming across the go-go’s. Oh My Frickin God, SOOOOO MANY to choose from, each with a different venue, and none with any cover charges. Some offered shows, some were topless, others had interesting go-go tables that you could look up at the girls to see them dancing without any underwear.

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We had no clue where to begin, I came across Soi Diamond and remembered reading something about the Go-go’s down this Soi, the Super’s, Diamond, Shark, Carousel, Heavan. So we walked down the Soi just down to the point where it gets narrow and becomes an ally. We turned back around, and saw Heaven A-go-go. Decided to step in there, it’s on the 2nd floor and you walk up a flight of stairs on the outside of the building, around the corner from Super Babies (it’s amazing that I remember so much detail). It was small compared to the other Go-go’s but it was very cozy.

At the time there were 20 girls total in the place. Along the wall is a nice sofa that runs the entire length of two walls, with a stage in the center for the girls to dance on. Me personally I didn’t find any of the girls attractive, but I could tell my friend was definitely enjoying the sights. Not long after sitting down and ordering the obligatory drinks. Two of the girls sitting next to the door started talking to us in their best BG English. We were truly amazed at how much they could speak. Then without any coaxing they got right up and planted themselves right next to us reclining on the sofa and pulling us close to hug us, do the usual "Where you come from? You come Pattaya holiday? How long you stay Pattaya?" all the while putting their hands on our thighs and making not so innocent suggestions with their gestures. Amazing…

..ok…ok…at this point you veterans are probably chuckling and thinking, “virgin”. But seriously, even being Chinese, and having frequented hostess bars with me Pops in the past, I was ill-prepared for the type and amount of attention I was getting from these LONs of Pattaya. Albeit I wasn’t attracted to any except one who was preoccupied with another customer.

Oh, about this girl, she knew I was checking her out, even with me being as non-chalant about it as possible, didn’t want to cause trouble with the customer that had been in there for a bit already. Everytime, her boyfriend of the minute would talk to his friends or stare at the half naked ladies on stage. She would look over at me, smile, wink, blow a kiss. Alright, I know, probably is in bad form and Pattaya etiquette to be enjoying the attention of a BG who technically is with another guy at the present, but hell where else in the world can a guy be made to feel so attractive by just about every lady that he comes across? Especially when it's one that you're actually attracted too.

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We stayed there for about a half hour before we left. I figure, the night’s still young, we’ve only been in one joint, we need to see what else this city has to offer. Besides Kjvegas, from this board, told me that www.pattayapages.com a.k.a. FLB Bar was throwing a party for us West coast folks and that we could pick up some free food and enjoy the company of some non-aggressive but very sweet and easy going ladies. Hell who can pass up an offer like that…that and I thought it'd be cool to meet a fellow Hombre.



Technically FLB isn't a go-go, but shoot when they get there parties going it might as well be. When we arrived the party hadn't started yet. So Lee and I sat down ordered a drink, and just like in Heavan A-go-go, two girls came up to us almost as soon as we finished ordering our drinks. The two girls were Nat and Waew (till this day, I still mispronounce her name). Nat was new to FLB, actually new to the whole BG scene, she had only worked there for 5 days, and had never been bar fined before. I'll explain later how I knew this to be a fact. Waew on the otherhand had been working for quite some time now, she's not a stunner by any means, but hell is she genuine and honest. I think she makes her money off of Lady Drinks, because given the competition in FLB, I don't think she gets bar fined very often, at best 4 times a month, I emphasize at best.

So we're talking to these girls, again not with one that I'm attracted to, but just like Heavan, I notice one girl all the way to the front of the bar (we're sitting near the back) who every so often leans back in her chair to check me out. The second I catch her looking, she sits back again. I find out later, it was because I was engaged in conversation with Waew, and she didn't want to take Waew's customer. This girl I thought was cute and in gangster girl kinda way. If you could imagine a Latina in the States that's trying to act hard but is really a sweet heart, then you've got the idea.

Anyway I begin flirting with her from across the room, to which she turns all red and giggly from what I could see. This, the chase, the hunt, is almost as fun as the bedroom antics. (Now who's the hunter and who's the prey again? Oh yea, in Pattaya we the prey think we're the hunters and the girls, the prey, are actually the hunters.....got it.)

Now after having a good time at FLB and having built a good rapport with a couple o ladies, our 3rd Muskateer shows up after his meeting with Jesse. At this point we figured we should get out again and go check out more Go-go's, FLB looked so dead at the time, we didn't think it would be a problem if we came back later to pick up the ladies, and so just to make sure this cutie knew that I liked her, I tap her on the shoulder in passing and tell her, "I come back to see you, Ok?" She gives me the evil eye, and I hear her say, "Butterfly" then she smiles, and says, "OK I wait for you."

Hey guys, thanks for the comments, they're much appreciated. This point out I only have 2 more pics with some skin. I'll get to that part of the trip later.

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DM -

underwear.....hmmm....that's just one more piece of clothing you have to take off before the fun begins...

as for the supplements, I was taking a 1200mg of Lecithin, 1000iu of Vitamin E, 1 Softgel Nordic Naturals' Ultimate Omega, and 1 Mannatech Plus (Hormone Supplement) and 1 Mannatech AO (best Antioxidant on the market so far) at every meal, and one more time while she's taking a shower. So 4 times a day. Plus I was drinking about 32oz of water between 4 PM and 12 PM......I swear the volume was at least 4 times what I normally do. Not to gross anyone out, but I always came outside, and the girls were covered completely from navel to neck with very little space left dry.

Almost forgot, I was taking 4 teaspoon of Glyconutrients a day as my form of protection against bacterial, viral, and parasidic infections. Stuff's been used against the likes of Agent Orange and HIV with positive results. It's non-toxic, and a food component so I figure I can't go wrong with it.

#120 "Ee" was definitely on the heavier side, I'd say she was 5'4" and 125 to 130lbs, other than the little tummy, the cellulite on the legs and ass was to a minimum. So...well porportioned. At the time she seemed the friendliest and the most happy girl in the place. (OK the rack influenced the decision too)

And DAMN IT!!! I knew there was a problem with that condom goin on so fast. But I just figured it was because I was Chinese. My understanding is that the girls assume that Falungs are clean versus the Chinese that visit from mainland China.

To answer your last question, lemme ask you this,
Ni ze me huai zhang zhong wen ne?
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Merlin -

Sire, forgive this naive, for it is my first quest to the land of smiles, and my skills of persuasion have yet to be awakened, perhaps for my next crusade, I could travel with the legendary Epimetheus, and gain tutelage from that noble knight of mongerdom.
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Epi -

This time around, fortunately and unfortunatly I picked up all sweet girls instead of naughty girls. I can tell which are which, but I stuck with the "innocent" ones. But I'll keep that in mind, start with before pics and see if I can coax them into more risque stuff.
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Wickedwilly -

Just as a side note, I paid 1600 Baht for everything at Sabailand. Sabaidee asked for 2000 Baht.
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Jussum1 -

Thanks, I thought she was pretty attractive, I liked her face, and I knew she would be a good lay. Other than the whole condom thing, everything else was good.

There's more to come...

yi dian. Qing jiao wo Cui Xiang.

bao zhong!

nice report DJ...and scenic pics bring back memories. Thanks

DM -
Wow it looks like your Chinese is better than mine! Now tell me again why you decided to learn Chinese?

Solid808 -
Thanks I wanted to give other newbies the feel of Walking Street when I took those pics. So it's nice to hear that they bring back memories for those who have visted.

I lived with a chinese gent for two years while in grad school (long time ago), worked/lived in chengdu for a while, was married to a chinese gal, etc. It's been a while, so I've forgotten a lot. I'm planning on heading back to the PRC and brush up on it soon though.

So we leave FLB and Pick #1 “Or” and go scouting for more talent at the nearby Go-go’s on Walking Street. So we go through Living Dolls, Dollhouse, and Peppermint over the next few hours. I really wasn’t impressed with the talent at Living Dolls or Dollhouse that night.

But at Peppermint I saw this one stunner, she was perfect (well for me anyway, sorry guys Peppermint doesn’t let you take cameras in…so no photos). She was light skinned, looked more Chinese than Thai, stood about 5’2 probably 95 – 100 lbs, small C-cup breasts, a perky ass, and a small waist to top off a perfect feminine figure. Her only drawback, that made me not take her that night, was that she didn’t smile, and she hadn’t paid me any attention…..starfish maybe? I figure I’ll bar-fine her on another night……

So having seen the talent at 4 go-go’s and one Beer bar that night, Lee and I decide that our best bet was to head back to FLB and pickup the sweethearts we met there.

So it’s 11:30 PM now, we go back to FLB and find a raging party going on. I know Kjvegas was there that night, was anyone else? When we got in, the place was packed, the same girls were there, no new girls, but now there was a TON of customers. I looked around for a bit, thinking, did Or get taken. Lee on the other hand had no problems finding Nat at all. She spotted him as soon as we sat down and was on him in a flash.

At this point, Waew, comes over and says, “Hi! You come back, I know you looking for someone, right? Do you know her name?” Waew is soooo sweet, she knew the whole time I wasn’t interested in her, and she figured out that I had come back to bar fine another girl, she just wasn’t sure who. Anyway, I tell her I was looking for Or, and bam, off she goes, less than a minute later, she comes back and tells me that Or is getting ready for her round in the competition that night. So I say, “Ok, thanks”. Sure enough, the as the next song begins Or is right up on that bar, strutting her stuff, and showing off her ‘ass’ets in the competition for the sexiest girl that night.
(By the way Or took 4th place that night, her current picture at the www.flbbar.com is a horrible picture - makes her look fat, when they post the pictures for April 2nd you'll see what she was wearing that night, and get a better look at her body, my pics don't do her justice.).

As she’s dancing on Stage, she sees me sitting there looking at her. Before she knew I was there, she was acting sexy and hot to trot, soon as she realized I was watching, she turned really bright red. That was a nice touch, a BG that was genuinely embarrassed. I liked it, a hot little number, who’s definitely into her sexual side, but is still shy when it comes to a guy she’s into.

The song ends and she wins the round with her current competition, she gets off bar and plants herself right next to me. Smiles and says, “You come back for me?” Of course I reply, “Yes”. With that she grabs my arm and lays her head on my back in a semi hug, making me feel like she’s really grateful that I actually came back that night. A few more rounds of competition and a few more drinks later, she comes back down. And tells me she doesn’t want to win the competition, because that would mean she has to drink more, and take “bad” pictures for the internet.

At this point, I ask, “can we leave early?” This next part I really love, even if there was a chance that she was acting, I still loved it. She moves back in shock, looks at me for a moment, then says, “you want me go with you? I’m black skin, you white skin, so beautiful….so lovely…” I respond, “Well I did come back here, and I don’t have lady, right?” The words register in her head, and out of nowhere, she pushes me back and plants a full DFK down my throat, with as much passion as I’ve ever experienced from a girl. Damn she was good. She finishes attacking me, and says, “you wait 12 o’ clock, bar fine now expensive, party now, after 12 o’ clock bar fine, 500, ok?” I’m like, sure no problem. Damn now this girl is trying to save me money too.

So at the appointed midnight hour, we pay our girls’ respective BF’s, the girls go change, and we’re out the door by 12:05 PM. Hopped on a Baht Bus and was on my way back to Dynasty Inn. Got off the bus at Soi 13 and took a chance at paying the driver 5 Baht. It worked!

Walked into the hotel lobby by 12:15, I asked the guy at reception for the key, but he didn’t ask for Or’s ID. As we head to the elevator, Or says, “Nice man, smart” Note to self, Dynasty is VERY guest friendly.

Now to the room, and let the mental chess game between BG and Customer commence. We get into the room, and she says in a hard voice, “what you want?” Not a sweet little girl, but like a hardened, gangsta girl. I’m like, “I want you.” She goes, “no, you want boom boom, I know, I ask you what you want?” Ok now I get it, she wants me to play the “I want you, I’m not butterfly, I true man” game. So back and forth we go at this for just under half an hour. Ok right now, I’d have to say I’ve got a bit of an ego, because I think I won that round. Said enough to get her to be a GFE without making any type of commitment. Score one for the guys!

From there the sex was awesome! Slow and sweet to start, did the whole kissing for long periods thing, groping, kissing down the neck, back, hit all the major erogenous zones (knee, inside of elbow, inside wrists, inside of thigh, around the tummy, etc.) with a buildup to major climax over the course of an hour and a half.

I was accused of being on Viagra, what a nice compliment. (that visit to Sabailand earlier helped a lot)…missionary, side straddle, doggy, cowgirl, tantra stuff then she was drained and had to rest for a few minutes. When she was rested, she started kissing me, giving me the sign for round 2. We went for another 45 min before she asked for the big payload. So I obliged, and unloaded. To which she laid exhausted and I was finally well spent. At 3:30 am she woke up and started kissing me. Which led to round 3 then at 4:45 am I half woke up with a hard-on and we went for round 4, in the middle of this sessions she says, “DJ (real name withheld) why you know me so good, why you fuck me sooooooooooooo gooooooooood!” Damn….this coming from a girl who’s half awake, remembered my name and everything. Talk about having your ego super inflated. at 5:45 she wakes up and grabs Mr. happy lightly and we start round 5 then at 7:30 she gets her morning call to go back home (said her grandmother was in town and needed to go see her) and finish round 6 for a good bye fuck.

On her way out she says to me, “you go FLB see me ok?” I’m like, “maybe I don’t know, my friends, I have to see what they want tonight.” She’s like, “butterfly….ok you go, I wait for you, tonight you not come FLB, OK, but you go before go home ok?” In my head, I’m thinking wow, these games just never end.

Now here’s the part that threw me off, she was dressed ready to go, and actually stepped out of the room was half way down the hall to the elevator when I realized I didn’t give her any money. I open the door stick my head out, and call her back. She turns, looks at me, and walks back to the door and goes, “What, what you want?” DFKs me one more time and starts to walk away again. I grab her by the arm pull her back, pull out her wallet from her purse, and put in 1500 Baht. At this point I realize I just had a free LT with the exception of the Bar fine, but I don’t know, I felt I really needed to keep this a business transaction for my own peace of mind. Did I mention the head trip games we were playing?

Photo's of Or to be posted by CH admin.

(Message edited by dj0609 on April 22, 2005)

Life is sweet. all this on my first night in Pattaya

Photo: Or 04

DM

You use to live in Chengdu AND you married a Sichuan wife....My god, you really know how to pick women and food.....so what r u goin back there for?

Photo: Or 05

Hey Dj,

Where'd you get the glyconutrients from. Every where I find it, it's on in pill form.