I had read earlier from KM, I think, that Club Electric Blue was closing soon and was going to be tuned into a disco. Shortly after reading that, there were some reports on the board that mentioned that the atmosphere at CEB totally sucked and the only dancers left there were old and fat. Still, I wanted to check it out. The pictures at the website were just too tempting to pass up.
Unfortunately, by the time I actually got around to checking the place out, it HAD actually closed. There was a sign on the front gate that said that it was closed for remodeling and that all the dancers had moved next door to Hooty’s Showgirls.
Here is a pic of CEB and Hooty’s in the daytime.
Here is a pic of CEB and Hooty’s at night.
Even though I had read bad things about the talent left at CEB that had now supposedly migrated over to Hooty’s, I decided to check out Hooty’s. There is a long corridor that runs alongside of CEB and leads to a small back room where Hooty’s is located. It is a small bar, with one square stage at the center.
They call this place “Showgirls” for a reason as they do actually have shows there. One ugly lady did the “shooting darts from her pussy” show. She had some range on her and was shooting them across the bar from the stage as customers held up balloons for her to pop. I was given a balloon and was scared to death I was going to take a dart in the hand, but I was fairly close and she popped the balloon on the first try. One customer held up a balloon about 15-20 feet away. It took her several tries and she hit several nearby things, but not the balloon. On about the 6th or 7th try, she finally hit it.
Another show later in the evening featured some lesbians. The stage had a shower head directly in the center that they turned on for the show. A group of four ladies came out in bikinis which eventually came all the way off as they soaped each either up and played with each other’s titties and pussies.
The last show I saw was a “fake S&M” show. They came with leather and chains and with foam pipe tubing insulation. The space in the middle of the tubing made a lot of noise when smacked against a chair or an ass, but it didn’t hurt at all.
The ladies really got into hitting each other as hard as they could with this foam tubing, but there was no actual pain associated with it. Here is a pic of what I think they used.
So after spending some time downing some Singhas and enjoying the show, I started looking around. Unfortunately, the pickings appeared to be pretty slim. That is, until, a gorgeous lady was called over from somewhere nearby and sat by the balding and fat older man next to me. So it went, balding old fat guy, gorgeous Thai lady, and then me. I was completely smitten by her beauty. I thought to myself. Please oh please just talk to her and then leave and throw her back. What? You are buying her a drink? Please oh please just buy her a drink and then leave. What? You are buying her another drink? Please just let it be two. Please don’t reach for the barfine. Don’t do it! Please! Shit, he barfines her. She could totally tell I was checking her out and after she came back from changing her clothes, mouthed “Come back tomorrow” to me.
So fuck, that left me without my desired chick for the night. I ended up finding a nice lady from Amazon A Go Go that I did barfine that night, but that is another story. Back to my Hooty’s lady.
I went back for her the following evening right at 7pm when the place opened. She wasn’t there. I hate intermediaries, but I figured my best shot at getting this lady would be to go through the mamasan. So I called her over and started chatting her up. I also bought her some drinks. I didn’t even know the name of the lady I wanted to fuck, but I described her to the mamasan. Short, just above shoulder length dark hair, skinny and very pretty. I think I had just described about half of all Thai girls, but the mamasan knew immediately who I was talking about.
She said she would go call her and her and get back to me. After a few minutes, the mamasan returned and said my lady had gone to Bangkok for the day, but would be back the following day. Damnit! So yes, I had missed my turn, but I was also running out of time now. I was leaving for the Philippines in two days, so if I didn’t get her the following day, I was going to be out of luck.
Luckily there was a lady out of Living Dolls Showcase that I had also been pursuing. Planning and arriving early at Hooty’s, along with talking to the mamasan saved me a ton of time. I didn’t have to wait around for someone who probably wasn’t going to be showing up. So I was able to jam over to LDS and barfine my braided hair lady for shortime. Again, that is another story though.
So now we get to my last day in Pattaya. Would I or wouldn’t I get the chance to fuck the lady I had been after for three days? Would I lose my turn AND run out of time? Would she stay another day in Bangkok? Would I get to the bar too late? Would she be taken again? Let’s find out.
I certainly wasn’t taking any chances, so I again arrived at 7pm when they opened. I didn’t immediately see the mamasan, but she eventually recognized me and came over to say hi. She said my lady was definitely working tonight and would be there by 8. I was tempted to leave and go quickly barfine my regular date from Happy (again, another story), but I wasn’t leaving there until she arrived.
She strolled in around 8 or so and I finally got to speak with her. Don’t remember her name or much about her. But she seemed friendly and we got along well enough so I barfined her. Told her I would be back shortly to pick to her up and that I had to go meet some friends. Instead, I went over to Happy to barfine my regular there that I had been doing LT most of the week.
I came back and once I got my Hooty’s Showgirl out into the light I was even more amazed at her beauty. I was just taken by how beautiful I thought this lady was. She had a friendly and playful personality on top of it.
I don’t have much on the session quality (they all seem to run together and nothing really stands out anymore), but I remember it being fairly good and above average. I should have snapped more pictures, but these will have to suffice. She made a serious bid for LT, but I had already barfined my Happy regular so I kicked her out with 1500 baht. It had been worth EVERY minute I spent pursuing this lady. It took some extra time, but I was very happy.
Speaking of happy, after she left, I cleaned up the room and then went to Happy A Go Go to pickup my regular barfine there. More about Orn from Happy will come in a later chapter.
