KJ's trip to LOS part 1 - Sex to me is like an Olympic event......It happens every four years.

Hello folks, i just returned from my 11th trip to LOS and once again had a ball. After 11 trips i love the place more and more. For those who have not met me, i am a 33 years old Las Vegas dice dealer.

I flew Southwest from Vegas to LAX, after that flight i just earned a free trip anywhere Southwest flies. I once again flew Eva to LOS, i used my miles to upgrade to Evergreen Deluxe. I had a D seat while is an ailse in the middle, the woman next to me was a middle aged Chinese woman who'll i call "leather face", the bitch couldn't sit still. I took a pill that knocked me out so i don't remember much of the flight but every few hours leatherface would have to get up and take a piss, i would never stay awake for her to come back, leather face would crawl over me and i would be sleeping like a baby. I took Eva's afternoon flight out of LAX and landed into Taiwan at about 10pm (2200), I had about an hour layover in Taipei so i took the walk to the Evergeen Lounge upstairs.

Day 1
The flight to BKK landed at 1:36am, i went thru immigration very fast, in and out like a wedding dick. I had a bit of a wait for my luggage but after getting my luggage and exchanging some money, i met my driver at 2:10am. I used Mr T's taxi service, i highly recommend this service, very professional and very reasonably priced at 800 baht plus tolls. The number for Mr T is 038-720318, i called from home. The driver had a brand new Toyota Corolla. The driver had a lead foot, even with a stop on the way we were at Baybreeza hotel at 4:00am.

After checking in, popping a Cialis and a SSS, i caught a Bahtbus to soi 7 and was at a soi 7 Beer bar by 4:30am drinking a Tiger beer with a Thai cuttie named "Noi". She asked me "how long you been in Thailand"? I said "less than 3 hours". After a few more tigers and some Pool which i suck at, i ended up barfining her. After leaving the bar, we went to Kiss restaurant for a bite to eat, by now it was about 7:00am. We then walked to my hotel, did the You shower, I shower and got right down to business. Nice body on this girl, she is 26 years old with 1 kid. She gave a great BJ, knew how to make the one eyed lizard happy. It didn't take long to bust a nut, i knew i would have a premature celebration, i should of rubbed one out on the airplane with those cute flight attendants. Round 2 was alot better, she once again gave me a nice BBBJ followed by some great sex. by now it is about 0700am, we go to sleep and wake up at about 3pm (1500).
Ater waking up, Noi takes a shower and i pull out 1000 baht plus 30 baht for the taxi ride. She said "you come back and see me"? I said jokingly "no", she then walked back to the bathroom. I asked her what time she works, she said 6:00 afternoon (1800). I told her "maybe i come back and see you". After Noi left, i took a walk near the hotel, there is a great internet cafe opposite the Baybreeze, there is a laundry next to the hotel and there is a great beer bar complex across second road.
"Tuk Bar" was my favorite beer bar, I got to know the girls there, great bar and staff. By now it was about 600pm (1800), there was a get together at the FLB for Om which was an FLB cashier, very sad to hear about her passing. While sitting there drinking a tiger beer a nice fella asked me "you from Vegas"?, i said "yes", he said "you kjvegas"? I said yes, it was Pattayatalk member DaveT_FL, great guy. After a few beers with Dave i left the FLb bar and walked around and walked down soi 7 and found myself at Noi's bar, she was very happy to see me. I played pool, drank some Tiger beer and ended up barfining her again. We got a bite to eat and then went back to the hotel, i was still a little tired from the time difference. I played some music on my CD player, i bought these speakers here in Vegas at the Dollar store.
We were sleeping by 1:00am, i was awaken at about 4:00am when Noi was coughing nonstop. WTF is this? I finally got back to sleep at about 5:00am and was awaken at about 8:00am with her coughing. I couldn't get back to sleep so i took a walk to the Tuk Bar and had a chat with some of the girls working early morning. I got back to the room a few hours later and went back to sleep, i woke up at 3:00pm (1500). Day 1 was a long day.

Day 2

I was supposed to call Dave and we were to meet up again later that night. I went back to Noi's bar and barfined Noi again. We met up with Dave and his lovely lady at Lucky bar and we went to dinner on Walking street, for some reason the server never put my order in and Noi and i shared dinner, there was more than enough food to eat. After a delicious dinner we all went to the FLB bar, listened to the Ugly brothers band which i like, i like a live band. That same night there was a hot girl auditioning for a singing job BEN PLEASE HIRE HER.
After the FLB bar, we walked down walking street and bought a CD off a vendor, we ended up at Bamboo bar for a few more drinks and then got a bite to eat at the restaurant opposite Bamboo. By now it was about 200am, we decided to call it a night, we went back to the hotel for another great session, was asleep by 300am, Noi coughed again and woke me up, i was a little pissed but was able to get back to sleep.

Day 3
Woke up at about 1100am, checked my email at the internet cafe near the hotel and then Noi and I went to the Big C and saw a movie in the afternoon. After the movie we got a bite to eat and I gave my buddy Ting_Tong a call and met up with him later that night at TUK bar, great guy, i thanked him for telling me about the Baybreeze. Ting_Tong had a hottie with him, that man has some great taste in woman. I slept like a baby that night until she coughed again. This time i couldn't get back to sleep so i decided to take a walk, i ended up on beach road past Royal garden almost to Walking street, i had a few beers at a beerbar complex ended up ringing my first bell of the trip. I left the bar at about 100pm (1300) a little tipsy, went back to the hotel and Noi could see in my face I was upset, I paid her 1500 baht and that is when i had to get rid of her. I told her "best of luck to you", she had a tear in her eye, great girl but i can't be awaken everynight. I felt a little bad but it was the right thing to do.

I'll end part 1 here, sorry if it isn't my best writing, i've been sick as a dog since i got back from LOS.

To be continued, it gets better.

kj

Sorry but could not resist " you did'nt come back with a cough ! did you !

Writings great, waiting for next instalment

get well soon ( I will be in Pattaya on 6th to 9th May on side trip from BKK, will look out for

Ann NOI ing cough )

KJ

You are a minute man indeed. Day one with Noi you're at the restaurant at 7 AM --then two showers and two rounds of " sex " later it's about 7AM. Quick work my good man !

Sorry could not resist that one - at least you know people are paying attention to what you write .

KJ

You're back, cool! Been looking forward to reading your report. So far so good, btw thanks for putting up the info Mr. T, I think I'll use his service next time I head over to Pattaya. BTW I still owe you a beer. Either, I catch up with you out in Old Town or the next time we bump heads in Pattaya.

Denny,
Thanks for the nice commnents, part 2,3 and 4 are now posted.

Khun Mor,
Good eye, i feel like an idiot, the first thing to go is the mind, damm i am getting old. LOL I meant to write 9am.
However round one was about a minute LOL. Thanks for spotting that out, i have to check out the other 2 boards (Pattayatalk and OFB), hopefully I didn't mess those up. I usually write my TR's for those 2 boards since it is easier to post pics and then i copy and paste the TR for Club Hombre.

DJ0609,
Great meeting you and love your taste in woman.

kj