I arrived in Monterrey last night and visited one of my regular haunts, El Infinito. Anyway, about 1-2am, the Policia arrived to shakedown the establishment. I was upstairs in the privados when they arrived.

I had to empty all of my pockets onto a chair in the Privado booth. Of course, there was no problem because I had no contraband, but it is getting a little un-nerving to have this happen as often as it is happening lately.

And, damn, I think I lost my Monterrey maps, the ones that show were all the clubs are located, courtesy of Regio. Fortunately, I have a backup set of maps.

I realize that on Saturday night, it is certainly more likely that Police Operations would occur, and I suppose they are merely attempting to make a small, albeit useless, attempt to curb drugas. But, non-the-less, these raids seem to be occuring with much more frequency than what I remember from the past.

As I was emptying my pockets, I was relieved that I had left my pocket rocket vibrator back in the hotel room. You never know whether the Policia in Monterrey might consider one of my pocket rockets as some kind of "concealed weapon" of something :-)

I know my girls definitely consider my pocket rockets to be "concealed weapons." :-)

I'm here in Monterrey now, and last night was a virtual disaster with a 19 year old girl I bar fined out of a brand new club across the street from one of my regular haunts, El Infinito. I don't remember the name of the new club.

It had a couple of nice looking girls. I remember several of them were interested and openly vocal about wanting to go with me, and several of them approached me totally unsolicited, expressing an interest in going with me after they realized I had already bar fined one of their own.

But, it turns out that the girl I actually bar fined was a huge disappointment. At the risk of generalizing, I made the same mistake I am continually making, and it seems to ring true regardless of the culture I am visiting.

I am choosing girls that have smokin' hot bodies, and are under age 22-23. Everytime I do that, I seem to regret it. This girl in Monterrey last night could have been mistaken for a "Starfish," she was just that frickin' lifeless.

This girl cost me no less than 1500 pesos for 2 hours (about $135, more or less), and the outcome of our meeting was a total disappointment.

I wish I had decided to take one of the older girls from the stable. I know, just based on their approach to me, that they would have been ten times better. I'll have to start using my brain, instead of my other head, in making all future selections.

I think I was possibly just getting impatient because it was already about 3:30am, and I had not bar fined a girl yet. So, I became impatient, and made a hasty selection. I should have taken a little more time to determine my options more thoroughly, but I am also always afraid that if I don't latch onto something I like pretty quickly, that I WILL have to deal with fending off the real skags that prowl about.

Secondly, some of the girls that approached me after I made my selection, even-though they were older, were relatively hot, not skags by any means; just not as hot as a nubile 19 year old body can be. I just know I would have had a really good time with one of the older, more experienced girls had I chosen one of them instead of the "youngster" I bar fined.

I am always really surprised at just how in-experienced some of these younger girls really seem to be. Or, maybe it's just that they lack talent, and are not motivated to provide a good session. I don't know what it is, but it seems to be a "rule" rather than the exception that these hotties, under age 22-23, are generally a huge disappointment compared to expectation.

Well, I'm back at it again tonight. So wish me luck. I'll try to practice what I preach, but sometimes it ain't easy when those 19 year old hotties are grinding away in the privados.

Hey Unspongebob -
Nice message and keep sending info on Monterrey. You mentioned maps of the all the clubs in Monterrey. How can I get one? I'm about to go to Monterrey after reading all the good reports, but a map would sure be good.
Thanks!

unspongebob, I wouldn't worry so much about it. I've always said that the best educator is experience. I've had a couple of lousy experiences myself and just chalk it up to being a part of the game. My philosophy about this whole thing is that you win some, you lose some. My intent is that, in the long run, I have more plusses than minuses.

Damn, the Monterrey cops searched the patrons too? I've been in Nogales clubs on several occasions when they came in on searches, M-16's and all. But not once did I ever see them hassle the bar's patrons.

Hola Phoenix Guy,

Yeah, the cops hassled everyone that had pockets. This is really a relatively routine occurrence, just a little un-nerving when you are in the privado booth. But, the reality is, they're trying to take weapons and drugs off the streets.

I suppose if you really analyze it with a perfectly fare prospective, it keeps "us" a little safer as we roam the clubs. I can only imagine what dangers may lurk in Mexico if the cops were not somewhat vigilant in this regard. So, more power to them.

Anyway, even-though I was bitching about the situation, the cops have always been perfectly professional in dealing with me as a Gringo, for which I am most thankful.

I must have had at least $500 dollars on me, maybe more, some in pesos and some in US dollars, and they did not make even so much as a hint that they were intending to relieve me of it.

And, furthermore, I was totally alone in the Privado area when they shook me down. This could have turned out very badly, with the cops attempting to shake be down, but there was never even a remote hint that they were thinking of doing such a thing.

Actually, I have had them search me a couple of times, but the truth is they have always conducted themselve with the utmost professionalism.

I know something about police procedure, and believe me, even in the USA, this kind of situation can go badly depending on the circumstances, and upon the moral character of the individual officers involved.

I have always heard that Monterrey IS a very safe city in general, especially when comparing it to Mexico City, so perhaps the job they are doing here contributes something to the overall safety compared to the general law enforcement/crime experience in Mexico. I hope so...

Hi Prowler,

Well, I am elated to report that the two girls I found on subsequent nights were both really outstanding GFE's. However, I did modify my search criteria.

Guys, my conclusions about age ARE valid. I am now totally convinced of it, and I have concluded that it is the rare circumstance if you can find a 19 year old hottie, and she provides a good GFE type of session. At least those are my conclusion here in Monterrey.

I have yet to fully test my theories in other venues, but I believe my theories on this issue are pretty universal. Of course, I make these statements with with a qualifier; a girl who is younger (18-22) who is the occassional and wonderful acception to the rule.

I guess the moral of the story is to never say never to one of the young hotties, but they do require substantially more investigation as to their skill level before you spend a lot of money. If you throw caution to the wind in the PI, or Thailand, or Batam...you aren't out too much money, merely your time, but if you do so in Monterrey, it will cost you anywhere from $80-$200 to make the mistake.

I found a really good looking, flaca, morena that is an old lady at 32, but, WOW, she was outstanding. Great body too. She has the body of a 23 year old girl, and her face looks much younger than 32 as well. I found her at Givenchi, the club that is just South of Invinito. The experience with her could not have been better. It was equal to anything I had in SEA, with the exception of maybe the PI.

Then, the third night, I found an absolutely gorgeous dishwater blonde at El Cielo. Perfect body, beautiful face, and great GFE. She is actually 26 years old. My experience with her was really exceptional. This girl was as good as the girl I had on the second night, and I'm starting to feel like I'm on a roll here as my theories are proving out just as I expected.

I've concluded that the older girls are simply more mature, mentally, and professionally, than the younger ones. By the time they reach the age of 23 and up, they are usually aware of what it takes to please a man.

I find that I have become really "gun shy" looking for younger girls, and on the second and third nights, I literally illiminated a couple of nineteen year olds from the running merely based on their age, and their performance in the privados. This is not an easy task because it's very hard to eliminate a nubile and beautiful 19 year old girl, and to walk away from her.

But, there are suttle differences between the more experienced, older, girls and the young inexperienced hotties, and "sometimes" you can discern this in the privados, but not always.

But, I am getting to where I can read them like a book in the Privados, which helps me make up my mind about whether they have reached a maturity level yet that will ultimately prove to be satisfying should I choose to bar fine them.

I also stand corrected on the name of the club where I found my "Frozen Margarita" on the first night in town. The club I visited is not the one diagonally across from Infinito, but actually it is North of Tangalay, which is the club diagonally across from Infinito.

When I went back there to check out the rest of the talent the night after my disaster, I saw my "frozen margarita" again, and she was, and is, really a very sweet girl. I have nothing against her. She does not mean to be a poor provider; she is merely totally inexperienced. Some would say that she is probably just a lousy provider, and that she knows it. But, I can tell when I'm being hussled versus the times when I have a "kid" (mentally) in my midst.

On the second night, I went back to check to see if there may be any other potential talent in the place (The name of the place starts with a P, but for the life of me, I can't remember the full name of it). Anyway, don't waste your time there. I found only one other girl in there that may have some potential. I may cultivate that relationship later, but for now, I have many other venues to explore.

Clodbuster,

I'll private message you soon regarding the maps.

USB, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: You have a tendency to overanalyze things and draw hard conclusions over events you've personally experienced with limited sample sizes to back them up. Stop thinking so much and just find a girl to have fun with. They can be found in all age ranges (though it IS harder to find younger, kidless girls working in Mexican bars), though you are certainly right that the older chicks tend to just try harder.

I hope things picked up for you on your MTY adventures this week after you had a rough start. The place across from Infinito is Tanga Lay.

Got to second the motion on the "older" ladies. Age is relative, but experience is not!