This was my first "weekend in Asia" trip I took back in March. The report is out of order from my "weekend in Thailand, Singapore and Indonesia" trip which took place in April. I wrote most of this in the weeks after the trip but just now got around to finishing the report.

Sadly, no pictures at all. Didn’t even bring a camera. I still had not replaced my poor departed Pentax Optio S at this point however everyone will be happy to know I just finally got off my ass and bought a new Canon SD400. Next trip I will try to get some good pictures.

Is it worth it to fly all the way to Asia just for a weekend if that's all the time you can get off of work? I say "HELL YES IT'S WORTH IT". (But then some may speculate I never was quite right in the head)

EVA Air had a special for it's gold card members. $541 plus taxes and fees LAX-BKK which these days is a pretty good deal so I bought two weekend trips. Leaving LAX Friday afternoon and returning the following Tuesday Afternoon. I also bought a ticket on Bangkok Airways from Bangkok to Trat Thailand near the Cambodian border. 3,650 Baht plus tax (~$96)

I came into work at 4:00am Friday and worked until noon. A full 8 hours so not a day off of work. I had my bag packed in my truck ready to go and I left work at lunch time and drove directly to LAX, parked in Lot B, checked into my flight, and sucked down a bunch of booze in the ANA first class lounge. Four Ambiens later I woke up in Taipei barely even remembering the 15 hour flight. It seemed like maybe a two hour flight after enough drugs. I sucked down a bunch more free booze in the EVA lounge, got a free class upgrade for my TPE-BKK flight and then took one more Ambien and next thing I knew I was in Bangkok. I practically ran to customs, had no checked bags and was in front of the airport 10 minutes after getting off of the plane. It was now 2:00am Sunday morning in Bangkok and I was rested and ready to party.

Although I know I would have no problem finding a nice lady in Bangkok at 2:00 or 4:00 in the morning I hardly wanted to waste any time on this short trip so I had e-mailed a Pattaya bargirl I took one day LT in January. She really performed great then and although she is a hardcore pro I think she still has a heart of gold. The best combination, hard core pro skill, complete lack of inhibition but still genuinely good natured even after some time in the business. In January she asked me for an e-mail address so I gave her a Yahoo address I have and she has e-mailed me a number of times since. I pretty much have been ignoring her but I wrote her and said "I'll be in Bangkok for only a few hours while I wait for a plane, if you want to take the bus from Pattaya and meet me at the airport I will pay your bus fare." She responded she would love to see me and I don't need to pay her anything (yea right;-) There she was ready to go from the second I stepped through the gauntlet of limo touts exiting the airport. She was all over me at once. A most inappropriate display for a Thai airport. Then she introduced me to another lady who she said had been camped out at the airport for two days on the basis that she heard her "boyfriend" would be coming to town but she didn't know his flight or airline or anything but she damn sure intended to meet his ass at the airport. Beware Thai women. They can be persistent stalkers.

My lady said goodbye to her stalker friend who declined my offer to come with us ;-) off me and my lady went in a taxi for the Marriott on Suhkumvitt. Nothing but 5 star for me in Bangkok. Me and Pattaya lady check in together. She is hardly dressed for a 5 star hotel. In fact, she kind of looked pretty much like a whore. None the less we arrived in the taxi together so the check-in staff of the Marriott handled things delicately and just gave me two keycards like she was my girlfriend. Off we went to the room.

Now, I didn't have this particular lady meet me because she was girlfriend material. No mistake she’s a pro. Very sweet, but a hardcore hooker. She had my pants down to my knees and was sucking on my dick 30 seconds after I got in the room. It continued for a while but I was getting tired of standing so I took her in the bathroom and filled the tub with bubble bath and commenced a nice long sudsy, slip n' slide, fuck and suck. Just the thing to have you feeling fresh after 18 hours in airplanes. Even under water her pussy was totally wet. The slippery pussy juice kind of wet not the water kind of wet and she was constantly replenishing her supply of pussy juice too since it did not wash off after a few minutes of fucking underwater. Thai ladies have to have the wettest pussies on the planet. No need to even bring my Astroglide to Thailand.

Out of the tub, she toweled me off and off we went to the bedroom where I sat in the big fluffy easy chair and received another highly skilled blow job followed by a forward and reverse modified Asian style cowgirl with her squatting on the armrests of the chair which caused her to squat particularly deep and made for a most nice sensation.

Then off to bed for some more traditional fucking. I finally finished and I indicated she should "clean me up" with her mouth which she very willingly did then I toyed around with her for a while and it was off to the shower together.

After that we rested and talked for a while. She's a little older and speaks fairly good English and has a million bargirl stories so she was actually quite interesting to talk to. She had seen how much I paid for the Marriott and she said "Nana Hotel mu cheaper, I thin is better fo ju". The woman seemed awfully knowledgeable about Bangkok for a being a Pattaya bar girl. Somehow I think this wasn't her first visit to the area around Nana plaza ;-) The talking didn't last too long before I was getting excited again so off we went for another round. Not as energetic as the first one but still quite passionate. Maybe it was the remnants of the load she took on the last round but her pussy was still soppy wet even though she had showered and thoroughly washed it out. I just love the way Thai ladies are always so wet.

I had just got about 12 hours of sleep on the plane ride over so I had no intention of getting any sleep that night. Bargirl was obviously getting tired in the wee hours of the morning but she was a real trouper and any time I rolled over I would stick my dick in her mouth and she would go to sucking. Before long the sun was up and it was time for me to head back to the airport. One last morning boinking and I was off. She went to shower for about the 4th time that night and since she had rocked my world and had went to all the trouble to take off work and come from Pattaya at her own expense and still had to return, I slipped 3000 Baht under her purse. She came back and as I was dressing she discovered the money and ask incredulously, "is all this for me?". She seemed generally shocked I would pay her so much and she seemed to be checking that I hadn't just left my money laying around unintentionally. Very honest lady. I assured her it was all hers and got a very sweet big hug and kiss.

Believe it or not, I did actually trust the lady so I told her she could keep my room until check out time at noon, just don't take anything out of the minibar. She said the last time a customer told her that, the hotel staff threw her out 5 minutes after he left so I called the front desk and told them she was my guest and would be checking out at noon. A risk I suppose, since my credit card was on the line for that room but I trusted my judgment that the lady was not out to rip me off. Big sloppy kiss goodbye and off I went. Nothing ever appeared on my credit card. I was actually kind of thinking her........ shall we say.....whore like appearance and her a...... shall we say exuberant style was perhaps a bit much to drag through the lobby of the Marriott in front of the morning crowd. I was fine with leaving alone

Taxi back to the airport. My visit to Bangkok had lasted less than 7 hours. I checked in for a Bangkok Airways flight to Trat Thailand near the Cambodian border, went to the gate and waited. The flight was first delayed half an hour and then disaster. They announced they had canceled the flight. Not what you want to here on a weekend trip. A total clusterfuck ensued which finally resulted in the airline chartering a bus which would take me at my expense. In fact more expensive than a government AC bus. I figured at this point it was better to take there bus than taxi back to the bus station so after another hour a tourist bus shows up and off we went. They said it was a 4 hour bus ride but I knew they were lying, it more like 5 1/2 hours but what can you do. I took three Ambiens and woke up 3/4's of the way there when we stopped for a rest stop. I figured a cold beer would be nice so I went in the convenience store and brought a couple back to the cashier. She pointed to an English sign that said by law no liquor sales between 2:00PM and 5:00PM ?????? It was 2:20 in the afternoon. What the hell kind of dumbshit law is that? Maybe it was supposed to be 2:00am-5:00am but got hopelessly confused but in any case, no way was she selling me any beer. I sulked back to the bus with a bottled water. Finally we arrived at Trat airport, not the bus station in town, where I needed to be. The dumbass airline employee assured me my best bet was to stay on the bus which was going to the Koh Chang ferry terminal and from there I could find some sort of transportation to Trat city. I felt this was bad advice. Abandoned the bus, ran in the arrival side of the airport and found the minibus stand. Minibus from Trat airport was ANOTHER 150 Baht but was fast, and comfortable. What was supposed to be a 45 minute flight turned into a 7 hour ordeal. A very high price to pay on a weekend trip. I will forever hold a grudge against Bangkok Airways now.

From Trat I caught the regular minibus to the Cambodian border at Hat Lek for 100 Baht and an hour later I was walking into Cambodia. I was set upon by touts as usual but more aggressive than before. This time I had got my visa ahead of time by mailing my passport to the Cambodian embassy in Washington DC so no reason to negotiate bribes with the visa guy. I still had my old SAR's form stapled in my passport from last year so I flashed it and confidently announced I did not need a SAR's screening. I was bluffing but it actually worked. Just had to get my passport stamped and off to town with a motodop.

Koh Kong is about 15 km from the border. 50 baht to a motodop and a toll bridge. I told him to take me to "JC's bar" since I met the British expat owner of this new bar in Koh Kong on my last trip and thought he was a pretty cool guy. I'd recommend the bar as a good place to gather intelligence for any newcomers. Ask for "John", the owner. No sex for sale in the bar but John wont bullshit you and will give honest advice and fill you in on the whole scene in short order. There’s also often a few other whoremongers there so you can usually find someone experienced to head out to the chicken farm with. I had a few beers and then went and checked into Asean Hotel. US$15 a night which is incredibly expensive by Koh Kong standards but the building is brand new, hot water, bath tub, AC, Satellite TV with English channels. Almost like a real hotel. My only complaint is the doorway to the bathroom is 5' 10" high. I know this because I am 6' tall :-( I showered and then off to the chicken farm.

Koh Kong's red light district is really just a strip of shacks about 2 or 3 km out of town on a dirt road. The motodop I took tried to drop me at the first house at the right after the turnoff so I assume that was the house paying the best commissions that day. I just tapped him on the shoulder and pointed him down the road and then got off in the middle of the road a couple of houses down. I paid him and walked off. I kind of like walking around out there since the ladies will come out and grab you in the road and physically latch on. Before you know it you’re physically dragging 2 or 3 women along with you just to walk down the road. I finally succumbed and let a couple of Khmer ladies drag me in there shack. These places are as third world as you can imagine. Dirt floors, chickens, the works. I love it. I sit at a dirty table in a plastic chair on the patio and order a beer and have two ladies grabbing my dick while I grope them. Life is good. Agree $5 each, two ladies short time $10 total and it is off to the room. The room was really bad. More or less a cardboard and wood cubicle with a foam mat on a wood platform bed and a couple of nails to hang your pants on. I had a seat on the bed and the ladies took off to "shower". They came back 5 minutes later wrapped in towels which I quickly took away from them despite some minor protests. 10 minutes ago they were both kneading my crotch out on the road and now they are shy? They were quite friendly but I could see this wasn't going to be any record breaking session. They didn't want to do yum yum and since I hadn't thought to negotiate that up front I let them slide. They basically just let me fuck them. Nothing special but not that bad. Nothing mind blowing but Cambodian women have to be the most flexible women in the world so they only starfish if you leave them in that position. You can readily get their legs on you shoulders, flip them over, sit them on top and they know what to do. Up to you. Just take the lead. They half heartedly ask me to switch condoms on each hole change but I didn't and they didn't seem to have much problem with that. I hate it when it comes to multiples when you have to play musical condoms because I like to switch back and forth allot on the fly. And YES, even I try to behave and use condoms in Koh Kong. I can't say I am 100% but I try to be a good boy. Basically the session continued with me switching back and forth between the two women in all different positions until I finished. I then played around with them and as always I did things like guide the ladies hands to fondle each others breasts and pussies. This met with shy giggles. There really wasn't anything that could be described as lesbian but its fun to try. I ask them to give me a massage which they put in a halfhearted effort and didn't have much skill at it. No need for them to continue that to long so I got up said "done". They rather quickly jumped up and wrapped in towels and took off. They came back in a minute with a dirty towel and a pair of flip flops for me. I don't want to think of the history of the towel but grabbed my pants and went to the shower with them. Big concrete receptacle full of rainwater with a plastic scoop. The ladies indicated I should shower separately from them but I followed them in there shower instead of the one they directed me to. I soaped them up good but they never caught on and no one soaped me up. :-( The rainwater was fairly clear and had no bad odors this time. Back to the room where we all dressed. I almost didn't tip them due to no yum yum and lackluster performance, but I gave them 20Baht each. They didn't seem to expect a tip anyway. It wasn't a bad session. How can you complain when you get to bang 2 reasonably hot ladies in every position you can think of for $10 total? But I am accustomed to much better service in Cambodia so I paid papasan and left.

I wandered out and down the road. I didn't get more than about two houses before I had a couple of more ladies attached to me I'm physically dragging down the road because they wont let go. I needed to rest so I stopped in and just had a couple of beers in one of the brothels and groped the ladies. Life is good. Before I knew it they had me at attention again and I figured what the hell, I'll go one more round. I was only planning to have a few beers but I'm a sucker for a good sales pitch. It was another Khmer house so I specifically verified yum yum ahead of time. Yes all ladies do yum yum. So I said OK, four ladies $20...... $5, $5, $5, $5. Four ladies $20 OK. I took the two who had been molesting me and two more who had been sitting on display in plastic chairs out front and off we went. I think they chose the biggest room in the place but the bed was really inadequate for 5 people. None the less I made the best of it. The ladies all took off to the shower and returned wrapped in towels. I was stripped down and sitting on the bed. I took the towels from them which didn't even phase this set of ladies and there we were me and four naked ladies in a too small bed. Not a shy one in the room. No lesbianism but they couldn't help but press their naked bodies all over each other. One knelt down between my legs and proceeded to apply a really nice bare back blow job. Very good vigorous energetic suction with no teeth and very nice ball massage with one hand while she stroked the bottom of my shaft with her other hand. The other ladies weren't doing much but made themselves available for groping and finger fucking. I was having fun. I got the idea the first lady was trying to finish me herself, maybe a deal worked out to save the other ladies the effort. In any case she did a heroic job but after the night in Bangkok and just doing those two ladies in the other house I was unable to finish no mater how good she was doing. After a while I could tell she was getting tired so I let her have a break and directed one of the other ladies to take her place. The second lady was less skilled. Less strong suction, less coordination, just didn't quite get it right. Still she got an A for effort but only a C for performance. I dismissed her after a while and moved on to the next. She was a little better but still no match for the first. No complaints but I got spoiled by the first one. Then the last one was about the same. Good, but it was clear they had put the house yum yum queen up first. Oh well, how can I complain when I just got sucked by 4 women for over 45 minutes.

Time to fuck. I jumped on top of a lady and started banging her. Blow job queen climbed in between our legs and started kneading my nuts from behind while I was banging her friend. With most excellent effect. Whatever she was doing back there sure felt good. The other two were pretty much just sitting around waiting there turn so fairly quickly I went to switch ladies. Again a half hearted effort to get me to switch condoms when I switched ladies but I said "tip" and they all nodded there heads in understanding and that was the last I heard about switching condoms. Lady number two kind of just laid there and let me fuck her. Blow job queen lady got back between out legs and went back to kneading my nuts while I was fucking away. Man I sure liked what she was doing. I went on for a while and then grabbed blowjob queen for a while and then the last lady. Not spending more than a couple of minutes on each and then I went through all of them again fucking each one for a minute or two, then quickly changing to the next. I was getting tired and was starting to think I would never finish but I was in one lady and her pussy was really feeling good. Certainly the best feeling pussy out of the bunch so I indicated for blow job queen to resume her position and she climbed back into place and resumed very skillfully playing with my nuts and this time she put her face near my ass and stuck her tongue out to where my asshole was brushing against her tongue on every stroke. That pretty much did it right there. I did not think there was anyway I would finish at all that session despite the efforts of four women but that put me over the top. After I finished I discarded the condom and indicated blow job queen should clean me up with her mouth. She did, but showed the first reluctance of the whole session. I don’t think she liked that. Off to the "shower", all together this time and they did soap me up and scoop rainwater over me. Back in the room we all dressed and I tipped each lady a dollar except for blow job queen I tipped $2 because I thought she had really gone the extra mile. The ladies seemed happy with their tips and each said thank you in English and put their hands together and did a wa when I gave it to them. I walked out, paid papasan $20 and called over a motodop to head back to town. I'd been in Cambodia about 5 hours and already fucked six women with a total cost including tips of $35. And I was just getting started.

Back in town I went back to JC's bar, resumed drinking and got good and drunk. They have pretty good food there too. Really the place is little more than an open air hangout with no ladies other than the nice lady, off limits waitresses. Don't go thinking bar such as in Pattaya bar. Still you meet an interesting collection of mongers and expats there. There was one guy who had been in a brothel the night before on the road out of town, not in the chicken farm proper, and there was a major police commando raid where a truck full of AK47 toting paramilitary police pulled up out front and raided the place. He had been in the room with a lady, actively getting his knob schlobed when a AK47 toting commando kicked in the door to the room. On seeing a foreigner the policeman lowered his gun, became very polite and ask him in soft spoken polite English, "Excuse me sir, is it OK if we take your lady away". Seeing as how the dude had an AK47 and all, he of course agreed, yes I suppose it is OK if you take my lady away. He was then politely escorted out of the house and sent down the road. No harassment, no recording ID, and no attempted shakedowns. It was clear they were targeting mamasan and the ladies, not foreigners. Everyone in the bar said they knew of no underaged girls or any other violations at that house and suspected mamasan had simply fallen behind on her "rent" payments to the police and was receiving a reminder her bill was past due. That house was still closed the whole time I was there but everywhere else was business as usual. This was by the way a Vietnamese house. Further evidence that the Khmer police are targeting Vietnamese for harassment throughout the country.

JC's Bar is a good place to go for western company and advice. The nearby Moto Bar is another expat owned option and they rent motorcycles there as well which I will probably do next time since the motodops annoyed me to much this time. Otherwise there are not many western bars in Koh Kong. No kind of in your face sex bar. If you want to drink with ladies stay in the brothels or bring your own lady back to a bar in town. There are Khmer bars in town that can be allot of fun but require a little cultural adjustment and you will be the ONLY westerner in the place. Beer is far cheaper in the Khmer places though and sometimes they have cute female singers singing on fucked up old karaoke machines, there are a few places with beer girls who may be in play but it's not wide spread. Do not expect to find more than drinking and fucking to do in Koh Kong. The nightlife is pretty much limited to the brothel scene and open air drinking places.

After a few hours of hanging out drinking and talking to some other pretty cool whoremongers I decided to head back out to the chicken farm to bring home some overnight ladies to my hotel. I was pretty shitfaced by this time so I was slow to respond when the motodop pulled into the same first house on the right after the turnoff. The ladies rushed me and before you know it I was dragged off the back of the motorcycle and they took advantage of me ;-) There were about 4 ladies groping me and they used secret Cambodian hooker skills to produce an erection. They were pitching the typical "massage good, yum yum good, boom boom good, sure sure, you no like, you no pay, I go long time hotel wi ju, OK?". I wanted to shop the whole red zone for long time ladies, not just one house but then the most heart breaking sales pitch I've ever heard. One lady said "If I do not go wit ju hotel tonight sure sure I no have money food tomorrow." I couldn't leave the poor woman with no money for food. I did what any good Christian would. I said OK two ladies short time $5 $5 OK............ $10 Two ladies. Papasan said $6. There was the motodop commission I suspected about that house. I just started pointing at other houses on the road and said $5 $5 $5 $5 $5 as I pointed at each one. Papasan said something in Khmer to the motodop and agreed $5 each, two ladies $10. I'm sure they will go even less but I was content to pay the going foreigner price but no more.

And off we went to another sleazy short time room/cubical. Pretty much the same routine as always. The ladies go shower. Come back wrapped in towels, I take towels away and we all hop in bed. I asked for the promised massage which they did pretty half assed and unskilled. If you want a proper massage go to a hair salon in town where a sturdy old woman will massage you properly for next to nothing. With few exceptions the massages given by brothel ladies are pretty lackluster. Pretty decent BBBJ's from both and then I went to banging them. These ladies both took turns playing with my nuts from behind while I banging the other just like he lady earlier. Nice to see they are comparing notes on that one. Not a word from them about switching condoms when I switched between them. I was drunk and pretty fucked out from earlier so no way was I ever going to finish no mater how long I took so I just fucked them until I was wore out and then toyed around with then and groped and finger fucked them and then sent them off to the showers. I skipped the shower this time but waited until they came back, tipped them each a dollar since they did a pretty decent job, walked out, paid $10 to papasan and wandered off down the road towards the other houses.

As normal I didn't make it more than about 50 feet before I was dragged down by about 4 women. I was determined to make it to the end of the road so I walked on dragging them in tow. Some more came out of other houses and before you know it I'm dragged in another shack drinking beer with some very friendly ladies. I surmised, perhaps a little past there expiration date but still acceptable to my standards and certainly the friendliest I had encountered so I drank my beer and then said $25 two ladies longtime OK? They seemed pretty happy to be taken out being as late as it was by then and them not being the hottest women on the block. They actually seemed quite excited to go with me. I paid papasan $25 and off we went to the hotel.

We grabbed two motodops back and when we got there they settled right in, stripped down, adjusted the air conditioner, set the TV to the karaoke video channel and took off to the shower together but locked me out. I always thought it was funny that allot of SE Asian ladies seem to be very shy about showering with you but then 5 minutes later will be shamelessly fucking and sucking you every which way. These ladies were no different. Showering with them was off limits but just about anything else went once they came out of the bathroom. They hopped in bed with me, towels came off. I was pretty fucked out but started playfully wrestling with them. I guided there hands into playing with each others titties and pussies. I was kind of worn out. I had been on the ground in Asia less than 24 hours, had already fucked 9 women not even counting the two naked women now in my bed, endured an unplanned 7 hours in busses and mini vans and drank way more beer than I should have. I really just wanted a really nice massage so I ask the ladies to do that and they gave me a long marginally passable massage. They gave it a great effort but obviously no special massage skills.

I then went for blow jobs which they took turns applying and went on for a very long time. Not as good as the lady I did earlier in the day but pretty decent BBBJ's and even trading off, they both showed allot of stamina and kept it up for the longest time. Finally I went to fuck them. Nothing fancy this time I was just too damn tired. One lady kept drawing her legs up and I thought she was trying to practice depth control but then I realized she was just trying to hide some stretch marks on her tummy. Her pussy was still in really good shape but pregnancy had done a number on her tummy. I patted her tummy and assured her it was OK and she relaxed and let her legs down and spread them properly. Switching back and forth I fucked them for a good 45 minutes but once again, no way was I going to finish. I finally got tired and gave up and one of the ladies ask me "no power????". I was thinking, hey, I just fucked the two of you for 45 minutes. How much power does a guy have to have. ;-) Apparently, to them “have power” means finish. It was pretty late by then so I shut off the light and went to bed with warm cuddly spinner snuggled up on each side.

Probably a couple of hours later I woke up. One lady was still snuggled up on my side but the other was sound asleep laying on her back naked with her legs spread 180 degrees apart and bent at the knees. There a true pro when the most comfortable way to sleep is with you legs open 180 degrees apart. I fondled her a bit and finger fucked her a little but was to worn out to do much more about it. Back to sleep.

One thing about Cambodia. No matter where you stay in the entire country there is a god damned rooster right out side your window. This place was no exception. Crack of dawn that damn thing starts in. People get up very early in Cambodia. It was to late now. All wide awake. The alcohol had wore off a little and fatigue was setting in but I managed to get a pretty good suck and fuck morning session out of them, they showered, dressed and got ready to leave. For the most part LT in Cambodia means until morning, morning sex and then the ladies are "off the clock" and get to leave. If you want longer, best to clarify it up front. I kind of like the early departures as it avoids the hassle of having to shake off or kick out a lady who doesn't want to go. No such thing as butterfly issues in Cambodia.

The girls left and I went back to sleep. Alone :-( ;-) ;-) Is there any crime worse than sleeping alone in Asia? I woke up again at about 10:00am and said to my self, this is a god damned weekend trip. Force yourself to get up. No time to waste. I dragged out of bed drank a bunch of water, got dressed and walked out the front of the hotel.

The motodops in front of the hotel had all been pissing me off so I just walked into town. A really skinny old guy rode bye on a motorscooter and looked back at me so I flagged him down. He spoke no English so I hopped on and pointed down the road and off we went. I tapped him on the shoulder at all the turns and just pointed where he should go and we were back at the chicken farm in no time. I got off. Had no small change so I handed him a 20 Baht note and he got excited as hell. I like that guy but the rest of the motodops were a major pain this trip.

Before noon in the day time the Chicken farm was quite different. The houses look quite normal (as far as the word normal applies to shacks) No ladies out. It was hot as hell and the wind had picked up and was blowing red dust into the air. At one end of the block there were about twenty ladies sitting on the porch of one house attending some sort of a class. Hooker school????? Hell, I couldn't figure out what they were teaching but it actually looked like some legitimate form of education was going on. These were young women, not school girls. You see the school girls in uniforms in town and there is a real school. This wasn't that. Just a bunch of probable hookers sitting very organized on a porch of a whore house as a very respectable, well dressed, middle aged lady teacher standing in front of a small chalk board running the ladies through drills where she would say a phrase in Khmer and then the ladies world repeat it back in unison. The chalk board had a bunch of squares and Khmer writing on it so I don't really know what was going on. It was just a weird scene but I actually hope the girls were leaning something useful. It looked like a legitimate attempt at education.

Oh well enough of that. I wandered back down the block and finally a working lady spotted me and of course ran out and dragged me in her house. I went easy since I was hot and thirsty and she was the only lady vigilant enough to spot me. She was pretty sweet and wiped me down with an "ice" towelette, fetched me a cold beer, went and got another lady from inside the house and the two of them were quite attentive. I was really just interested in beer and the ladies were just hanging out. They were perfectly happy to just let me relax there grope them, and have them attend to me. An old lady walked in the patio with a giant platter of tiny little clams warming in the sun. The sweet lady who had dragged me in jumped up, closed a deal and a few Reil of her own money to the old lady who then scooped a plastic bag full of these clams and sweet lady brought them back to the table and the two of them started opening them and eating them as they sat on either side of me and then they started opening the clams and feeding them to me. I analyzed they were tiny clams of some sort, salted, raw and warmed in the sun but not dried at all. Actually not bad although little meat. I preferred not to think of the wisdom of eating raw, sun warmed shellfish from a wandering vendor in a Cambodian brothel shack. In Asia, if a lady wants to feed me I eat what they feed me. No questions ask. You get more mileage with the ladies that way than anything.

Then sweet lady jumps up again, runs across the road to another old lady wandering food vendor who has some buckets and returns with a plastic bag filled with some iced coffee drink and holds the bag up to me so the straw is in my mouth. It was REALLY good and refreshing on a hot day. Excellent stuff. Again I did not want to think about where the water had come from or the ice or the sanitary conditions of the bucket and whatever it was prepared in. Lady feeds me, I just eat and drink. I really enjoyed the daytime ambience and the ladies were much sweeter and more fun to hang out with. That said. You should all know I have quirky tastes. I'm sure most of you would describe the scene as some kind of god forsaken hell with decrepit, filthy shacks, furnace hot winds blowing clouds of red dust and dust devils everywhere. Chickens, pigs, goats and all running around. It was really nice, relaxed and peaceful.

But I was here to fuck. I really love Cambodia but the main reason I go to Cambodia is due to the point and click availability of multiple lady sessions at $5 per. It's like you can order up extra ladies for every session even when it is totally unnecessary. I told the two ladies who had been so attentive to me ok, short time two ladies. They waved over papasan and he readily agreed to $5 each. In Koh Kong I usually pay "standard gringo rate" $5/200 Baht short time and $12.50(always take 2 for $25)/500 Baht LT. They stick hard to those prices but last trip I did get $4 ST $10LT with hard bargaining. I got those prices much easier and more consistently in Sihnookville Chicken Village. To much hard bargaining over a damn dollar so I usually just pay $5 in Koh Kong. Only $4 in Sihnookville though.

Off to the room. By now the routine is pretty standard. Ladies wrap in towels and take off to shower. I'm hot, sweaty and dust covered so I follow them. Rain water scoop shower. Ladies very sweet but not to active in bed. Readily flex into any position you can think of but one would kind of just lay there and look away while I was fucking the other. They were cute, sweet and accommodating so I didn't really mind the somewhat passive performance. I also noticed on the wall of the room, notches in the wall. Obviously keeping count of something. There were ALLOT of notches. I wonder if there was one more after I left. After switching back and forth until I was wore out I never finished but I was happy. It was hot as hell in that little cubicle so I took another shower with them and went on my way. The ladies were sweet so I tipped them each a dollar, paid $10 to papasan on the way out and wandered off down the road.

Down the road a few houses I passed the house where I took the two long time ladies the night before. One lady who I didn't take was out on the side of the house and recognized me. She was obviously not dressed in her "business clothes" and had on no makeup or anything. Kind of the morning after version but she ran out and dragged me in. I went easy because one of the ladies from that house I did take had accidentally left a little cheap jewelry stud in my hotel room that she had removed from her pierced nose. There seems to be a big nose piercing fad going on in Koh Kong. Anyway I thought I would be nice and return it so I stopped in the house. The lady who had spotted me fetched me an ice cold beer and then ran into the house and returned a little later, changed into sluttier clothes, face freshly painted “whore white” and with my two ladies from the night before and another lady I had not seen. I returned the one ladies nose stud and she was very grateful. They were all very sweet and attentive and I just sat there for a while, had a few beers and enjoyed the ambience some more. I finally decided to take some ladies. I chose the two I hadn't done already, of course, and said OK, short time. One lady asked me if I wanted it here or at my hotel. She said "hotel better I think". Same price, $5 per lady, and I was planning to head back to town after the session anyway so I readily agreed. I figured we would need a couple of motodops but the one lady got papasan and as I paid him, the other lady brought around a motorscooter and the three of us got on, one lady driving, and me sandwiched in the middle. Not a bad way to get back to town. Back in the hotel we repeated the well worn routine. Showers, blow jobs from both ladies, switch back and forth fucking ladies. Etc. I think the ladies were enjoying my hotel room more than anything else and were happy to stick around for a good long time. They were happily laying around naked watching karaoke videos on TV while we played around for a good long time. Finally they had to go so I tipped them each a dollar and sent them on there way.

I took a nap and got some much needed sleep. I woke up about 4:00pm and was hungry so I went over to "Foreigner Food Restaurant" and had some fried rice and chicken. Pretty good and the whole meal was a dollar. Then I got a really good proper massage from an old lady at a hair salon and then back to JC's bar and more hard drinking.

It was my last night in Asia. Sometimes I feel like I'm in an all you can eat buffet and even though I already had 3 plates full of food and am totally stuffed, it's “all you can eat” so you feel obligated to make that last trip back to the buffet and load up your plate one more time. Same with sex and $5/all you can handle hookers. Some times you just had so much you feel like you just can't even drag yourself out of the chair but it's there, for $5, all the ladies you can handle. It's like a compulsion. How can you say no? Especially when they quite literally have you by the balls.

Back on a motodop and back out of town. Back to the chicken farm. Back to the routine. Sitting drinking with the ladies. Much groping, much drinking, one more 2 lady short time session, and a one lady blow job only then more drinking and groping.

I was out there pretty late. It was Monday night and I had to be back at work in San Diego Tuesday. Time to go back to the hotel. There were two nice ladies who had been attending well to me as I was hanging out and drinking at the last house so I offered to take them long time. Two for $25 ($12.50 each). We took two motodops back to town and these guys kind of pissed me off and we argued a bit over the fare before we left. Then on the way into town they turned down a road I was unfamiliar with and it looked a little dark and deserted. Koh Kong is pretty safe and robberies are rare but two surly motodops and two ladies of ill repute turning down the wrong dark road late at night seemed very bad to me so I yelled at him to stop and was seriously about to bail off the back of the bike and make a run for it. He stopped immediately and explained he was taking a shortcut to the hotel and explained the route. It was actually reasonable for him to go that way. Just it seemed very wrong at the time. False alarm. But the best part is taking this new "back road" route I saw............. two more brothels, overflowing with ladies in a part of town I did not even know existed. I already had two ladies for the night and was leaving first thing in the morning so no time to investigate but there seems to be a budding brothel area outside of the chicken ranch. I will definitely look further into that if I am in town again.

In the ever repeating routine I had a pretty good suck and fuck session from both of the ladies. It was about 2:00am when we completed post session showers and I had to be up, dressed, packed, checked out and standing at the Thai border when it opened at 7:00am the next morning. It was time for bed. One of the ladies jumped in bed with me in just a towel but the other started dressing. I immediately questioned her as to what was she up to and she said "I go, friend stay you". I kind of snapped back "NO both stay until morning" and she just said OK and started stripping down again. I've had this happen a few times in Cambodia where long time ladies try to change the terms and leave early after a good short time session. They test you to see what they can get away with but I don't stand for that one. In the past a few ladies have argued with me which pisses me off since have very clearly defined the deal up front and they agreed to it. Most just try stuff like that to see if you let them get away with it and when you call them on it they get all sweet and nice again. No way am I paying to take her long time just so she can spend the night with her local motodop boyfriend on my dime. No problem though, since this lady stripped down, hopped in bed with me and cuddled up next to me and was acting all sweet to regain my favor. It worked.

Off to sleep with two very sweet spinners cuddled up on me. I woke up by the alarm at 5:45am Tuesday morning in Koh Kong Cambodia and I had to be at work in San Diego the same day. The same lady who was so anxious to leave a few hours earlier now said, “we sleep still”. She didn't want to get up. I made my girlfriends take turns applying morning blow job, fucked them both one last time, tipped them each $2 since they were so good to me and sent them out the door. Then I checked out, and took a motodop the 15km to the Thai border.

I got there 15 minutes before the border opened but there was already a major clusterfuck of about 200 Cambodians hauling all manner of vegetables and market goods to sell in Thailand, lined up at the gate being held back by two hapless Thai Soldiers. There was no one in line at the window to have your passport stamped and the Cambodians had the office open already even though it was early so I went ahead and got stamped out of Cambodia and then approached the mob at the gate to wait for the Thai side to open. Fortunately, in a case of blatant racism, there was an apparent rule that white foreign guys get to cut to the front of the line. Everyone pretty much accepted that this was the way things worked. So I was right up front when the Thai soldier finally threw open the gate and then fled his post at the gate and retreated to behind a table some distance away. The crowd surged for the tiny gate and before I knew it I was being crushed firmly in the midst of a bunch of 60 year old, 4' 8" tall old women loaded down with hundreds of pounds of vegetables. After much brutal pushing and shoving I managed to make it through the gate and thankfully from there I went to the Thai immigration kiosk while the Cambodian mob rushed the soldier who had retreated to a table and was now checking border passes. I got stamped back into Thailand and went over to the minibus stand to catch the first minibus of the day back to Trat. It left right on schedule and took me to first to Klong Yai. I had to change minibusses there but it went pretty smoothly. I continued on to Trat and made it in good time. I couldn't find a taxi so I just hired a songtaew to take me from the minibus stop to Trat airport. I took the morning flight from Trat to BKK, walked from domestic to international, checked in and caught a flight to Taipei. Called work from there and said I would "be in a little late today". Then a flew on to LAX, bus to the parking lot where my car was and then drove strait from LA to my office in San Diego.

I was tired, sore, disorientated, and generally thrashed but it had to be the awesomest weekend ever. Definitely worth it to fly half way around the world just for kicks on a weekend.

Dang Sancho, the details are even more incredible than your snippets reports. I found myself feeling exhausted just reading the TR. You put me to shame for complaining about the long haul trips to Asia. I'm thinking such a trip would be a bit easier for us LA guys since you don't have that nasty commute to and from San Diego.

I often take 4 night trips to SEA and it physically and mentally wipes me out. I get so tired and obsessed with banging as many gals as possible because of the short duration that I can honestly see how someone could kill themselves from exhaustion. Guess that's why I've been hanging in Colombia more (1/2 the time to get there means that much more time for poontang).

Your TR reminds of the bumper sticker "A bad day fishing [mongering] is better than a week at the office".

Sancho thats a great report. i hope you can take pictures next time-i have a casio digital elp camera will be able to travel after august 2005 hope to run into you one day

"I went on for a while and then grabbed blowjob queen for a while and then the last lady. Not spending more than a couple of minutes on each and then I went through all of them again fucking each one for a minute or two, then quickly changing to the next." That fuckin' rules.

Have always said my favorite writers on the board are Porker and Sancho. Many guys have photographic memories and can realy those details and some guys have a great sense of humor but Sancho and Porker have both and that makes for some entertaining reading. Whenever either of them post a report, I stop everything Im doing a read it.....this report solidifies my beliefs.



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"I was kind of worn out. I had been on the ground in Asia less than 24 hours, had already fucked 9 women not even counting the two naked women now in my bed" So 11 women in 24 hours after about 24 hours of traveling.....I would be on a respirator.

"There were about 4 ladies groping me and they used secret Cambodian hooker skills to produce an erection." Got the Jedi mind trick eh?

Some might accuse Sancho of showboating, but I prefer to think he swings for the fences.

I love Cambodia reports and this one weaves a Hunter S. Thompson type plot--the twists are always clear because the characters are so sharply drawn. Sancho takes no prisoners and suffers no fools. Great report...

"Got the Jedi mind trick eh?"

The Force can exert a powerful influence over the weak minded.

Cambodian jedi hooker says. "I go wi ju?"
I mindlessly answer "yes.... you go with me"
Cambodian jedi hooker says. "ju take two lady. frien co wi ju"
I mindlessly answer "I will take two ladies, you friend can come too"

I'm virtually helpless against those ladies.

Kuddos bro.

"Even under water her pussy was totally wet. The slippery pussy juice kind of wet..."



Ahh I'm starting to have vivid fashbacks!!

Man, great stuff. Excellent.

Awestruck!!

Sancho,

That was mezmorizing. I fucking felt like I was there....

Wow...

Every time I read it, I wish it was me!