2005/05 Whackerdog's 20 Year Reunion to the PI
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2005/05 Whackerdog's 20 Year Reunion to the PI
Whackerdogs 20 Year Reunion to the PI
April 30 thru May 6 2005
First of all, what the fuck can I say that hasn't been said! I haven't been to AC since 1984 when I was TDY to Clark. I was there only 4 days that time and had a good time I must say…however, it paled in comparison the my recent visit. I unfortunately left my digital camera sitting on the kitchen counter before I took the towncar to the airport. I had to Kodak it all the way so I didn't take as many photos and the quality isn't that good. I did take some photos though but not all nudes as I was just to eager to get to the fucking and sucking and licking, etc… I will say this "read Blazers definitive guide to Angeles city" It was invaluable. I don't believe I can add much information that hasn't already been submitted. The only thing I might add is my own perspective on AC vs Rio. Rio is a long flight and so is AC, but to go to AC you don't need a Visa. The girls in Rio are way more expensive but the variety and quality is in my opinion superior.
The girls in AC are extremely inexpensive, 18-25 USD for all night and if they are good performers a 200-500 peso tip comes to about 50 USD for all night… can't get that in Rio unless you find a regular girl and as the saying goes "no pussy is for free". In Rio, you can find some spinners, but in AC they are all spinners, or so it seemed to me. In Rio you can find anything you want with the exception of Asian looking girls. I'm not saying they aren't there, I'm saying I never saw one when I was there! In AC most of the girls all look Asian mixed and the only blonde or redhead your gonna find has dyed her hair. In Rio you can find, light skinned, dark skinned, blonde, redhead, brunette and the list goes on… Almost everything in AC is cheaper with the exception of lodging which, depending on where you stay is comparable. I mean 25 to 50 cents for a beer come on! I liked the food in AC tremendously, but I think the food in Rio is superior and much more culturally diverse. As far as the attitudes of the women…well I think it all depends on how you treat them whether or not your in Rio or AC. I didn't have one bad experience with the women in AC. I did however notice a bad breath problem. A few, not all of the girls I approached had ass breath and as soon as I smelled it, I steered another direction. As Blazer pointed out in his guide, they eat a lot of candy as children and I think some of them have rotten teeth, or are uneducated on the finer points of dental hygiene. Regardless, I had much fun. One thing before I start, the Filipinos take their karaoke quite seriously. I was at a bar and heard some Filipino guy pretty much destroying an Elvis song and someone made a comment as to that fact (it was another Filipino) and after the song was through, the fists started flying. I'm saying to myself "Jesus Christ!" and I quickly left that particular bar. One of the beauties of AC is that there are so many fucking bars!
Day One:
Weary Mofo that I was I made it to AC without incident. What a long ride it was from the airport. It made the taxi ride from GIG to Copacabana seem like an after thought. Luckily there wasn't much traffic! I made my way to my hotel…I decided on this hotel after reading Blazers definitive guide. It was a nice hotel. As it was morning time and I was still recovering from my drunken flight, I decided to take a nap. I slept about 4 hours and woke around noon. I decided to check out the city, or at least the areas of the city I was interested in. One thing, watch out for the transvestites, transsexuals or whatever it is you call them. Some of them are actually quite attractive (hey, I'm not gay), but I couldn't tell from a distance and some I couldn't tell at close range. The only thing that gave them away was their Adams apple which if it hadn't been for this American guy I met who is a veteran Philippine traveler pointing this out to me I might not have noticed. I walked around for a few hours then decided to get something to eat. I stopped at a place called Kokomos and had some lumpia (I think that's how its spelled). I love that lumpia and Kokomos did a fine job making it. I had several meals during my stay and was never displeased. It was late in the afternoon now and I was kind of tired so I decided to take another nap. I wanted to be all rested for the festivities that were to come. I woke up around 6 P.M. and decided to get started. The first place I hit was a club called Camelot. I wasn't overly impressed with the talent so I left after a few drinks. The next club I hit was The Jungle. It wasn't bad but I wasn't terribly impressed. I had a few drinks and then proceeded to hit every bar in the area around my hotel. There was a lot of fucking bars around my hotel I can tell you and I was getting pretty fucked up at this point. Now, for some reason, I felt a little safer than I did in Rio walking the streets at night. Not sure why, I just did. Anyway after a multitude of bars I made my way to Roadhouse which wasn't very far from the hotel either. I liked this place immediately. Lots of Rock N Roll and I'm a Rock N Roller. Lots of girls too! I found the girl of my dreams there that night. Truth be told, any girl I would have ended up with at that point would have been the girl of my dreams...I was way fucked up! I managed some how to take some photos of her and here they are.
Photos: Loida 01 02 03 04
I know I fucked her, I just can't remember doing it! I found some used condoms so my guess is yeah! Anyway, my equipment seemed to be working fine this time as my diabetes was under control and I was feeling good! We had some more fun in the morning, which I remember was good! When finished we cleaned up and got some breakfast. After breakfast, I sent her on her merry way with a nice 300 peso tip which she thoroughly deserved. I don't even remember what her bar fine was! One thing about this girl I would like to add…she definitely tried to play me while we were lying in bed in the morning after sex. Basically, she told me she felt we were connected and if I wanted her to be my girlfriend during my stay in AC that was ok by her. And you know I thought about it for a millionth of a second and dismissed it right away. I told her that I was in AC for one purpose and one purpose only…to have sex with as many girls in 7 days that I could. She seemed a little put off by that but got over it quickly as I was being truthful and wasn't wasting her time with lies. Not that I have a problem lying to a woman, fuck I've been married 27 years now, I pretty much lie everyday! Judge me not lest yea be judged!
Day Two:
I went back to the apartment and took a 3-hour nap. I woke around noon and decided to head out. It was already pretty fucking hot! Got some food at some little place and it satisfied my appetite. I decided to drink a few beers in an air-conditioned bar and as usual for me a few beers turned into about 9 beers! I had a good buzz and decided to head back to my room to sleep it off. I woke up around 8 PM and felt pretty good. Took a shower and headed out in my T-shirt and shorts as it was still pretty warm. I decided to take it easy on the drink this night so I could actually remember fucking whatever girl I finally decided on. I hit about four places…Pick Up Disco, Sphinx Bar, Brown Sugar and the Bunny Ranch, and not necessarily in that order. I picked out a cute little spinner and paid the 1000 peso bar fine and off we went. I had drank only 4 beers and had my complete wits about me. I took a few photos of this one as my mind wasn't set on it.
Photos: Elany 05 06 07 08
My little head was in charge this time and it would not be denied. Good sex! She said that her name was Elany and that she hadn't been a working girl a long time (I'm thinking yeah right!). I pretty much told her the same thing I told Loida, I'm here for one purpose and one purpose only…to have sex with as many girls in 7 days that I could. She actually giggled at that which surprised me. I though she might take it badly, but she kissed me and we fell back onto the bed and did the horizontal bop one more time before falling asleep. I will say this about every girl I had in AC …the girls don't seem to know how to give head very well. I had to instruct each one I was with on technique and such. They did seem quite eager to learn though so that was a plus. I will say this though, I picked up a girl on Blow Row that was fairly attractive and SHE definitely knew how to suck a dick. In Rio, however, I was amazed at all the talented cocksuckers there. Just about every girl I had in Rio sucked cocked like a pro…hey wait a minute, they were pros! Anyway enough said! I had an absolute blast in AC. I'm not going to write anymore about it, as it was whirlwind blur of 7 days of getting sucked and fucked. I will summarize the rest of the report with pictures. I didn't take pictures of all the girls I was with but here's the pictures I did take:
Some bars and go go's I took pictures of:
Photos: Bars & Girls 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37
The tall blonde guy was an American I met while bar hopping. We hung out a few days in a row and he gave me some good advice as he said he'd been to AC about 50 times! He seemed to know his way around and had what seemed like and endless supply of money so I kind of believed him.
This girl was fun and had a good attitude. She was a fiery fuck no doubt about it. She seemed to enjoy her work!
Photos: Maria 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47
This girl wasn't the hottest girl I was with by far, but her attitude and attention to detail was commendable (put Deosodra pics here).
This girl wasn't very pretty at all, but I was drunk as hell and she seemed willing and able. I must have managed to take a few pictures of her in my drunken stupor.
Photos: Charito 48 49 50
The photos of this girl just don't do here justice. She is much prettier in the flesh and was very playful and attentive.
Photos: Nina 51 52
These two girls my blonde friend and I shared. Wow, what can I say, it was fun!.
Photo: Doubletime 53
We shared these girls too.
Photo: Doubletime 54
Now for my own opinions about AC VS RIO…I will break it down by cost then quality, so here goes. This is in US dollars and is based on a 6 night and 7 day stay. These are estimates guys, so don't get your skirt in a flutter if you disagree!
| AC | | RIO |
| Airfare: 890.00 | | Airfare: 759.00 |
| Lodging: 175. 00 | | Lodging: 245.00 |
| 9 girls all night: 450.00 including tips | | 9 girls: 900 - 1000 |
| Food and Drink: 350.00 | | Food and Drink: 420.00 |
| Travel to AC: 40.00 | | Taxi to Rio: 14.00 |
| Travel in AC: 0 unless you're lazy | | Travel in Rio: 80.00 |
| Travel to Airport: 40.00 | | Travel to Airport: 14.00 |
| Total: 1945.00 | | Total: 2532.00 |
This is a difference of $587.00 USD. The girl prices for Rio were based on an average of 250 reais for a girl at a terma or a girl at help. The terma girls of course are not all night action and the help girls aren't always either. With the extra 587.00 dollars you could fuck 9 more girls in AC and have them for all night! That's pretty fucking good if you ask me! Now, as to quality, I didn't see one real stunner in AC and I looked pretty hard. They've got some cute girls don't get me wrong and with their little Filipino hands they make my average sized cock look big, which is a definite ego booster… on the other hand, the passion of the Brazilian women and the variety could very well outweigh, for the price, the quantity to be had in AC. I'm so fucking confused! Which do I like better?
Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe I'll have to go back to AC after my trip to Rio in Oct 2005. Maybe I'll just keep going back and forth till I die! The end for now!
WhackerDog,
Quite a good, direct and honest report! It is nice to see your personal price/service/experience comparison at the end! Good work!
I cannot wait for my trip later this year!!
Larryc7
Thanks Larryc7, I havent been to the PI for 20 years and some things have changed, but overall for me It was a good time and the price was definetely right. One thing though, Rio has it all, good beaches, good food, cheap alcohol and some of the hottest women in the world. I could only wish that Rio had the bar scene that the PI does...in-fuckingcredible!
(Message edited by whackerdog on May 12, 2005)
"read Blazers definitive guide to Angeles city"
I taught him everything he knows... Seriously now, last trip he brought me to a korean massage joint which was not known by moi (imagine that!). Great place and I'm adding it to my daily itin when back in AC.
"I liked the food in AC tremendously"
hrmmm, I'm going to see of your tastes improve as I read more. AC has probably the worst food that i've eaten ANYwhere in the WORLD.
"One thing, watch out for the transvestites, transsexuals or whatever it is you call them. Some of them are actually quite attractive (hey, I'm not gay), but I couldn't tell from a distance "
your shitting me-- ladyboys in PI are freaken gross. Stay away from LoS if you had trouble telling the difference in PI 
"I've been married 27 years now, I pretty much lie everyday! Judge me not lest yea be judged!"
now I am impressed-- you managed 27 years of mongering around the world while married-- KUDOS!
" In Rio, however, I was amazed at all the talented cocksuckers there"
I actually managed to train one or two in PI and they ended up giving a fairly decent BBBJCIM. Agreed tho, by far the best bj I received was from a gal who hailed from Rio, and I was in germany of all places! Good lord tho, what a BBBJ!
Cost comment:
450 bucks for 9 girls in AC??? let's say you were generous, it should come to no more than 300.
thanks for the report.
-DM
I was generous if the girl performed appropriately! but your right you could have even more women if you only tip them 200 pesesos. As for the food, I like Fillipino food, what can I say. I will say this, though my main diet while I was there was lumpia. As to the wife, I layed of mongering in 1987 when I resigned from the Air Force. This is not to say that I didn't get some ass here and there, I just stopped the wholesale mongering. I just started mongering again in 2004. While in the Air Force I'd been around the world, but never made it to Rio. Had I know what awaited me there I would have gone sooner. As things stand I probably going stop after my Rio trip in Oct as my wife is a good women who isn't stupid and knows what I'm gonna be doing there. I think she's letting me get it out of my system. Anyway, thanks for the comments...
(Message edited by whackerdog on May 12, 2005)
Thanks for the report, do you remember the bar Maria worked in? And what happened to Deosodra's pix?
Sorry about deosodras pics, admin must have overlooked them or I fucked up somehow. As for Maria, sorry dude was way to drunk most of the time to remember where I got what! Here is Deosodras pics:
Photos: Deosodra 55 56 57 58 59 60 61
Awesome report, and I think you definately banged some real cute girls and I am sure the others were good times. 
However, I think there is something wrong with your calculations. If you are tipping 300 pesos on top of a 1200 peso bar fine, 1500 pesos total. That is about $27 or $28 US. Then again perhaps you were banging them two at a time and sending one home early before sobering up.
Your fun loving attitude comes through in your report and I am sure that served you well in AC. Moreso in AC than most other palces, the energy levels in the bars are really reflective of the attitude of the patrons.
Nice report and pics man..love those Pinays!
Loida, Maria, the first doubletime, and especially Deosodra were nice..Definitely like Deosodra..
Thats what i like about flip women..you got some that look asian, some look asian/spanish, and some that look anglo..Love the melting pots
Mongerx, I think I was tipping them around 400 to 500...I did tip one girl 300 though, but when I realized how inexpensive they were, my fucking bleeding heart took over. They all did perform beyond my initial expectations. I realize that's a lot in the Phillipines, but what does that come to? Around 10 USD, something like that. I apologize now if I might have caused any inflation (I doubt it becuase your not required to tip them anything and anything they get is all for them). The barfines, the ones I can remember anyway, were anywhere from 1000 to 1300. Also, just an aside, but I did notice something in the Bars that disturbed me! I'm not dowining the Europeans, or specifically the Australian dudes that I saw there, but It seemed to me they seemed to manhandle the women somewhat...being kind of forceful and such. I didn't like that. It reminded me of the Italian dude in Brazil last Oct 2004, but maybe it was just my imagination!
Hey WD, I wasn't complaing at all about the amount your tip, just the lousy exchange rate you are getting for your dollars.
I am the last person who will gripe about how much others tip, and whether they tip to much. I myself tend to tip 500 pesos after a satisfactory or better LT. However, I am the first to grip about guys who sends hundreds of dollars a month to the AC girl the have only met on internet chat. IMHO this is why you almost never see true stunners in the AC bars. The 8 and 9 girls are hitting paydirt without spreading their legs. But there are sitll lots of 7 types that will rock your world and available for BF in the bars.
Somehow I don't think them Australians are manhandling those girls nearly as bad as the local boyfriends, T-bird lovers, and cherry popping uncles do. Then again you would probably be disgusted by some of our behavior on Bar Hopes as well.
Hey Mongerx, to each his own! I was getting a good exchange rate I just fucked up on my caculations, it was more like 300.00 for 9 girls counting tips, I've never been good at math, he, he, he,! I'v read most of your reports and I know you know what you are doing! And your right, there are a lot of pussies in the US forkin out a lot of dough for one hot Fillipino chick when they could be fucking a lot of hot Fillipino chicks. If I've said it once, I'll say it again "never fall in love with the punani!" Fuck em all I say!
hey whadda ya know, I was right. I was wondering about either your math or tipping!
| By Lou32d on Saturday, May 14, 2005 - 10:11 am: Edit |
Great report. Glad to hear diabetis was under control for full enjoyment of trip. Sounds like you had nothing bad to say about hotel.
Thanks for the great report. I especially like the cost/quality comparisons to Rio. Over the last 2 months, I've been doing a similar comparison in order to narrow down which of those two places I wanted to go for my next trip. I came up with pretty much the same conclusions you did. I finally had to pick AC though, because everytime I look at the Real to $USD exchange rate, I die a slow death. The dollar just keeps getting weaker and weaker! That brazilian pussy keeps getting more expensive even though it hasn't increased one Real!
AC here I come. Memorial day week...
Bundaman, I agree with you about the price and exchange rate and all, but you should go to Rio if you've never been at some point in your life just to compare the quality of the girls. In addition, neither the food or the scenery in AC compares to Rio. I like Fillipino food, but it's not for everyone, but Rio has some of the best restaurants I have ever eaten at and I've been to about 23 countries when I was in the Air Force. Even if the exchange rate matched the US dollar, 240.00 USD for an absolute knockout is still way cheap compared to the US. Dig it!
I agree totally! I've been to Rio several times! You just can't beat that brazilian Bunda! The last time I went the Real was a little over 3R:1USD, so now I when I see it dropping, I just cringe. No matter, I'm heading down to Rio later this year, because I can only stay away for so long!
Thus the name Bundaman!
Hi Guys, Are more of the women in AC slim?or have anyone come across some with nice big bubble butts like the women in Brazil? I am planning a trip in Feb to AC and trying to get an idea on the women most of the pics on here are beautiful but the women are very petite.