Chapter 2 - The door is a jam

I was going to take a quick nap before heading on the town, then Porker calls up. I tell him I will meet him the lobby in 5 mins. Now I have not hit the ATM yet. I had enough money to get to Pattaya. I need some money for the ladies, and take in some of the sights of Pattaya. We head down to Beach road. Well, I am not sure how far we walked, but there was not a ATM in sight. I think we found one, but it was not working. I believe we walked up to second road where there seemed to be a whole bunch. If you walk up from second road from the Dynasty and turn right. There is a cash machine in the store, unfortunately, I found it on my second trip to Pattaya (more on that later).

Now that I had money…its time to eat. Thinking with my stomach for now. Porker said that he knew of a place that was ok. So we headed there. I don’t remember the name of the place, the food was good though. Ilaw likes his food spicy. Porker was right, but it was by far better than going to Pizza Hut, like he initially suggested. I can eat at Pizza Slut here…I can eat Thai food here too, but its better in Thailand then here…LOL.

Now after the food Porker wanted to show me the town, we walked by a foot massage place. Well…Of course I had to go. It did take much convincing we headed in. Now, I love these Thai foot massages. I blame Epi for this. On my second trip, in Bangkok, epi showed me a place in MBK that does foot massages. Porker and I, headed in to the foot massage place. I was in heaven. Porker knew one of the “older” ladies giving us a massage. I think he was arranging a get together. I don’t know how you guys do it. I am just happy to get a foot massage.

Now, after the foot massage, I wanted to sleep, but Porker was having none of that. I believe he wanted to show me soi 6. Well we weren’t there for a minute and he saw a some spinner that he had to have. Instead of leaving I decided to go inside. Porker went away with his girl, I continued to sit with my girl, that followed me in… She was kinda hot. I got her and I a drink. Then I decided, what the hell in the matter with me (More on this later….gf). I decided to take the girl that was with me up stair and have some fun. I went up stairs had a shower and in to the room. The girl was very concerned about the door. I am not sure why, the Thai book didn’t help too much here. Anyway, she looked at the door then at me. I figured it out. We were STUCK in the room. The door was jammed. I pulled pretty hard on it. The girl was talking to some outside, then someone else, then a mans voice was there. He KICKED the door in, apologized, and off I went.

I went down stairs and met Porker and we went off again. We hadn’t walked 5 feet when Porker got that “lovin feelin” again. I figured I would wait down stairs for Porker. And practiced my Thai with a spinner, and had a drink. Porker returned after a while. We left that place and porker was in big tit heaven. I waited again downstairs, while he was getting lucky, I practiced my thai with the girls again. Its funny they seemed to be impressed that I can speak Thai nit noi , after only 2 trips. Porker, shows up and we leave. I think (hope) that he has had enough.
Porker decided to go to Pizza Slut. OK, lets go. We eat, and I am tired. I went back to the hotel, and slept ALONE. WTF anyway, I knew if I had a girl, I would not have slept. I knew when I got to Bangkok, I would be getting enough LOL.

Coming next Chapter 3 – Don’t drop the soapy