Part 03 - Thursday April15th…Day 2

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By Valterreekian on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 12:54 pm:  Edit

Thursday April15th…Day 2 (remember, you gain a day on the way over)

I went up to the room and dozed in and out for about 3 hours. Got up at 6:30 a.m. and too a walk. Walked all the way down to about Soi16 or so, stopping for coffee at Starbucks along the way. This prompts another observation…Thailand’s coffee sucks almost as bad as Brazil’s. Yuck!

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Around 9 a.m., I had a mediocre buffet over at the Nana Hotel, and went back to the room for a nap. Later in the afternoon, I got a call from Dave The Rave, making sure I was in okay. I had told him that I would stop in around 1 a.m. when I got in, but was a no show (due to the delays at Narita), and he was concerned. I found out that Bahtman was in town and he, Dave and I agreed to meet at the Bus Stop for an early dinner. Bahtman had just arrived in BKK, but unfortunately his bags did not, so he was doing some quick shopping (been there done that…lost my shirt!) I was genuinely looking forward to meeting DTR and Bahtman as I had seen a great deal of them on the board. Dave in his position in NAN Plaza, and Bahtman for his legendary photography.

Having a couple of hours before I met the guys, I decided to hit a spot that I had been waiting for all the way across the big water. Lólita's! I had heard so many things about Lólita's, that I was nearly salivating as I walked the short trip to Soi6. There I selected a yummy little spinner by the name of Jum. We had a drink, some caressing and a few kisses as we walked up the fight of stairs. At Lólita's the girls all hang around out front. You pick the girl you want. If you do not pick a girl, one will follow you in and attend you. The difference between the location in BKK and the one in Pattaya, is that the BKK location has a third floor with FS rooms, and Pattaya does not. BKK location is smaller and not as comfortable, and the service is provided in a couch on the second floor that looks like if was taken from corner booths in a bar. The Pattaya location does not offer FS, but the service rooms on the second floor are clear, private , air conditioned, and have those great BJ chairs which are quite comfortable. The second floor service area of BKK is not air conditioned, and has only a weak fan. It was tolerable though.

Jum and I went up to the couch, she pulled the privacy curtains shut. She cleaned me thoroughly with cool towlets, and went to work. She never let up and clearly was very skilled at her art. I found myself holding off for quite some time to savor the experience. It was most excellent. Finally after about 40 minutes, I couldn’t maintain control any longer and lost it. A huge CIM. She giggled, and it came spilling out. Apparently, I had hit her tonsils with a jet, and she thought it was funny. The bill was about 750 baht. 600 for the BJ and the rest for a couple drinks. Where else can you get an amazing BBBJCIM for $15.58! I got my Frequent Cummers card, got it stamped and headed back to the Dynasty for a shower before Dinner. This was when I was first educated on Songkran. It was only a few blocks, but I was drenched and covered in paste before I got back. At first I thought there were just a lot of assholes on that section of street, but as I rounded the corner of Soi4 , I was really pasted and soaked….by a boy of perhaps 6 and an old woman of perhaps 60! Both were laughing their asses off all the while, as the onlookers clapped at their stunning success.

Hmmm…this is interesting. My spell checker did not recognize the renowned Bahtman, and has generously offered these alternative spellings! Bahaman, Batman, Batmen Bath man and Bath mat. Which would you prefer Bahtman? J

Sitting at the Bus Stop diner waiting, I was struck with an odd thought. As facilities go, The Bus Stop was a duplicate to many places I had eaten. From the Virgin Islands to Costa Rica, From Aruba to Fiji, it was a typical tropical design and layout. But it was completely foreign in feel. Not a single language I recognized within ear shot. No other foreigners (at that time). It was a beautiful little diner, with a warm inviting atmosphere. A bi-lingual menu which was very helpful. Also, the worst tasting Orange Juice I have ever had. It had an after taste that left the same taste on my tongue as the sewage odors on the streets had left in my nose. Dave later explained that the homemade Orange juice here had that funny taste, but the processed stuff tasted just like in the US or UK.

Bus Stop pics:

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After a while the guys showed up. Dave I recognized from his pic here on the board. Bahtman I would never had recognized having only seen glimpses of his hairy while belly or legs in the fringes of some of his more “involved” pics J

With them was a lovely Thai gal named Wan. She was Bahtman’s girl, and proud of it. Not shy at all, she possessed a disarming smile and an arsenal of other imposing assets. My opinion of the great Bahtman inched up another notch. If this was his game, I would definitely enjoy the play!

DTR, Wan and Val

Photos: Wan 01 02

I had read that the food here at The Bus Stop was excellent and was eager to give it a try. I gave the fish and chips a try, as they were recommended by Bahtman. It proved to be an excellent recommendation. This was a fine dish and enjoyed it immensely. The Catsup bottle was interesting. I know it is strange, but for some reason I am always compelled to take a picture of the catsup bottles in every country I go to…..weird. Hey if anyone ever wants to see my Catsup bottle photo collection, let me know LOL J

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How can I describe Bahtman…A kind, generous, southern gentleman. He has an amazingly calm, relaxed drawl common in the south, and uses it to devastating effect. Every woman he was with or met on the whole trip was” a darlin’, such a sweetheart, oh my God, I just loved her to death” (slowly with a southern drawl). Lest many of you Northerners fall into the old trap of thinking a Drawl indicates limited mental capabilities, be forewarned, Bahtman, for all his disarming laid back appeal, possesses a vast vocabulary and the mental agility to bring it on when appropriate.

Some of my favorite Bahtman sayings, I overheard, and just had to write down…..

When referring to yet another “darlin’” who sought his attention, he stated that he “enjoyed her favors and documented it appropriately“. LOL

When referring to a little spinner from Pattaya who had begged for anal sex, he stated “It was my highest honor to be the instrument of her self-degradation” ROFL

What made them so funny was his complete sincerity in making these comments. Bathman, you are one of a kind and I am proud to count you among my friends. I really hope you will be able to make the Rio trip with me later in the summer.

Yes, that’s right folks, I have convinced The Thailand Tube Stuffer, The Pattayan Plow, The Stalker of Siam, The Great persuader of SE Asier….The Bahtman… to give Rio a try!!! If the rest of the trip had turned out a disaster, this alone would have made the trip worth while!

It was a great time. Well, onward…


So, tonight was my first trip to Hollywood’s. I got a couple NAN pics just as the sun began to go, and the marquis lights had come on.

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I found Hollywood’s to be a very nice club. Pretty clean and with a good choice of lighting. It was cool enough with the fans going and they actually served excellent coffee. A premixed Nescafe coffee that comes with cream and sugar included. It was great to be able to enjoy two of my favorite things together this way…Coffee and beautiful, scantily clad women!
I found myself admiring the beautiful Miss Sai early on. Bee was there, but had a very unhappy look on her face. In fact Bee had an unhappy look on her face the whole time I was in Thailand. Dave later explained that she was having man problems. Too bad, as she was a hottie and I would gladly have BF’d her if she had been a little more fun looking.

I decided to BF Miss Sai. Here is a pic she let me take at the club

Photo: Miss Sai 03

She was absolutely gorgeous. She was also, unfortunately, one of the worst P4P experiences I have ever had. She did not want to kiss, she did not want to give a BJ, she did not want her tits played with. She wanted to fuck and be done. Now, normally, I would have just kicked her out at this point, but I did not know Dave real well at this point and did not wish to create a problem. It is early, I was horny, she was totally hot, and I figured I see Dave’s response on the issue after I let him know how lousy she was.

So I pounded her silly and dumped a load. This is not the way I like sex. I am more of a quality over quantity kind of guy, and generally love a slow, sensual experience with lots of kissing, caressing and generally sharing in the pleasure. On this occasion though, I felt that rewarding her little attitude would only encourage her to do it to others, so, I let her have it. She had trouble getting me in, which is strange as I am only slightly above average in size, and refused lube when I offered. She also left a small spot of blood on the sheets, so I think she might have torn a bit. Dave later pointed out that the Thai girls only use Vaseline as Lube for some reason. Has anyone else run into this issue. I had Wet Platinum, which is far better than KY.

After Miss Sai left, I went back to Hollywood’s. Dave wanted to know how it went and I was quite frank with him about Miss Sai. Dave seemed very upset. As the night went on I grew to see that Dave was more upset about it than I ever was. Finally, I told him to relax. I was a big boy, I had chosen her not him, and it was part of the game. It happens in every country, and not to worry about it. I don’t think he quit worrying about it, but at least he calmed down a bit.

Dave is an Interesting fellow. A brit through and through, I found him an amazing bundle of energy and enthusiasm. He constantly flutters about seeing to any and all needs and administering a kind but firm hand with the staff. Excellent management skills (I provide management communication and dynamics training as one of my consulting services, so this is something I pay a lot of attention to.

I do think that Dave worries to much about making us Hombres happy, and puts out far more effort than it is worth. He is just that sort of guy. A guy I am happy to call a friend.

Anyway, to make a short story long, I ended up BF ing a waitress named Apple. She was adorable. She looked a bit Japanese, and had a great smile and shining eyes. Here is Apple:

Photo: Apple 04

Apple was a great deal of fun. A great kisser, loved BBBJ, attentive and cuddly she let her inhibitions go and enjoyed the little death several times, much to my pleasure. A great time. I ended up BF ing her several times during my times in BKK. Definitely a sweetheart. Not as cute as many I saw there at Hollywood’s, but a great personality and a wonderful toss on the sheets. I was unsure about being able to sleep that night as my internal clock had not synchronized yet, so I cut her loose after about 3 hours. A great time, and the two pops were a joy to nurture along. I slept fairly well, but was still dragging a bit the next day. I found out this evening that Bahtman was heading to Pattaya tomorrow morning, and he offered to show me around there, so I will be heading down to Pattaya early and then returning to BKK early.

By Valterreekian on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 02:04 pm:  Edit

Have to try this again later. It choked on the file size.
Val

(Message edited by Valterreekian on May 05, 2005)

By Roadglide on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 03:21 pm:  Edit

Apple looks tasty, how much was her bar fine, and what did you give her for a tip?

By Blazers on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 04:01 pm:  Edit

Your original 12 points about Thailand are so spot on that it makes me smile. Someone who sees Thailand as I do. One of the reasons why Thai is so melodic is that it is a tonal language and it is the mastery of those singing tones in the language that separates the locals from those who have been learning Thai their entire lives. I can say something in Thai and they look puzzled and it will be repeated back to me the same exact way but to them its different because I didnt sing the word high enough or drop the tone at the end of the word properly. The only exception to that are people from Issan who use less tone and speak more rapid fire Thai with more Lao influences and tons of slang. I also completely hate the taxi drivers in Thailand and usually my only bad experiences in Thailand are dealing with these motherfuckers. I think the touts are aggressive but they are worse in Mexico and the Philippines and are more dishonest in those countries as well. Great job so far.

Oh yeah, that girl with Bahtman looks like his little Pattaya freelancer hottie that I remember him so fond of before...looks like he brought her to BKK.

By Crazier on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 05:55 pm:  Edit

Val,

Great report and nice looking girls - my type of looks for sure ; pity that first one was a lousy poke!

You win some and you lose some!

On the notebook frying, its just possible that the connection you used had some kind of surge. I have been taking my notebook from Singapore (which is running on different voltage etc) to Thailand and all over the world too and have been luckier than you with major damage suffered when I either dropped it or got it stolen while I was in a train in Indonesia.
The most important thing is that if you need it, you bring it along and I do. Backing up is the key before any trip especially!

Looking forward to reading more of your impressions.

S.

By Dongringo on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 07:59 pm:  Edit

Val

Excellent start to your report. For the love of all things pure and holy, please don't stop with your candid take on thai vs. brasil. Hell, i'd even suffer through your entire collection of ketchup pics just to hear more...

Regards
DeeG

PS
And what in the name of decency is that little girl doing wearing the longjohn silver cap and holding a plastic hook? PLEASE tell me she does a Tinkerbell striptease and those are just props she had in her purse?

(Message edited by DonGringo on May 05, 2005)

By Concarne on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 09:24 pm:  Edit

Apple looks like a total cutie and fun to party with..which bar/restaurant did you find her at?

By Hunterman on Thursday, May 05, 2005 - 10:20 pm:  Edit

I do think that Dave worries to much about making us Hombres happy, and puts out far more effort than it is worth. He is just that sort of guy. A guy I am happy to call a friend.

My feeelings too. He was very helpful to me, and very concerned when I had similar experiences with some of the girls who worked in the Hollywood bars he manages. Hell, it's not his fault that the hottest girls have become lazy and spoiled because they can get away with it most of the time. Another (not too) expensive lession for me, I never went to gogos before.

About lube: I used ID Glide, and the girls had no trouble with that. Another interesting contrast I forgot to mention, I NEVER had to use lube in Brasil (except anal of course, and a few times in termas with the high-mileage garotas).

By Dongringo on Friday, May 06, 2005 - 12:36 am:  Edit

Hunterman

AGREED. I too have never used lube in Rio...

ain't life grand???

By Valterreekian on Friday, May 06, 2005 - 07:46 am:  Edit

Thanks for the supportive comments Guys! I am having to break some of the days into multiple posts as there are a lot of pics and the server seems to choke on them.

Roadglide/Concarne: Apple works at Hollywoods. The Barfine was 600 bt. I gave her 1500bt for short time. I could probably have gotten away with less, but felt that she had worked hard to please me and therefore was worth it.

Blazers: I was told by someone there that a good example is that if you sing the sentence wrong, that telling a woman she is beautiful, comes out as telling her that she is unlucky. Don't know if that is true, but have seen cases in other languages where that sort of thing happens. And yes, Wan is his gal from Pattaya. She was such a sweetheart...jeez I'm starting to sound like Bahtman!

Crazier, Bahtman had a great idea. He carries a portable Hard Drive He just jacks it in at the nearest Internet cafe! I think, had I exercised the foresight to take a quality power strip, I would not have gotten fried.

DonGringo, She had that little outfit on in the Go Go. I think it was for one of the shows they have. No Tinkerbell striptease, but the session was excellent :-)

Hunterman, DeeG, I did not need lube in Rio a all either. But I reiterate that Thailand is the land of spinners, and they are smaller in the box I found.

More to come. Sorry there will not be as many chick pix as most reports, but I will endeavor to paint a realistic picture of the events and my impressions of Thailand.

Val

By Blumpy on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 08:59 pm:  Edit

Val, great report! I to BKK about 2 weeks after you, and I hung out a couple of days with Dave The Rave. I actually bought Apple a drink or two. Dave gushed over her and said a guy couldn't go wrong with her. I BF'ed a dancer named Pim who was an absolute gem in and out of the sack, but when Apple did the shower show and the beer bottle show, I was ready to shit-can Pim!

By Valterreekian on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 - 05:19 am:  Edit

Apple just had a great personality. She had a smile all the time and was happy with what ever you wanted. Definitely a great spinner!


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