I think that I have been lucky never to have truly fallen for a girl in my handful of trips to Asia. Yes, there have been several that kept my attention for more than a few nights, and a few that I felt a ‘connection’ with, but it has usually been based on pure lust more than anything else – something usually easily cured by fucking somebody else. Yeah, I’m a shallow bitch!

But I certainly fell in LUST with Britanic girl, and would have happily spent the remaining two nights of my last brief 4-night stay in Batam with her – IF SHE HAD BEEN AVAILABLE. After lip service about me being her ‘Darling’ (boyfriend) the previous afternoon that had my head spinning a bit, Britanic girl mentioned several times (our ability to converse and understand each other was REALLY limited) in the morning that she was ‘already booked’ for Friday and Saturday nights, my last two nights in town.

This was a bit sad for me, as I had a GREAT time with her and definitely wanted to keep her around. But as I’ve mentioned to others in the past, it’s severely irrational to think that a popular working girl is going to just toss her regular bread and butter customers to the wind just because some tourist has a good time with her for a day or two. But when Britanic girl left at 11 AM 150K rupiah richer, I was more than a little sad to send her off.

I was also severely DRAINED of bodily fluids! There have been several girls I’ve had over the last couple years that could yank 4+ loads out of me, but the NEXT day (or two) always results in being light in the leche load, and this time was no different. With this in the back of my mind, I figured that a good strategy for the day was to hook up with the Femina booking girl that I’d had an almost PERFECT evening with on the last night of my first trip to Batam the previous July, a girl that MongerX had said was constantly asking about me. Boom2 certainly hadn’t been ‘Jenny’s’ strongest quality, and a night of cuddling and making out with a wide-eyed perfect-bodied princess sounded like a good idea. And, of course, I still had plenty of vitamin V to help me out when inevitably boom2 time DID come!

The plan for the day for the group (which now included Don Marco, who arrived in town the evening before) was to head for the booking places and see what we could all hook up for the evening’s entertainment. As I was pretty sure MY plan inluded booking the girl at Femina, we headed for the places clustered around Lucky Plaza first. This WOULD HAVE BEEN a good plan, except for one small detail that none of us ever imagined, which became quite obvious when we walked up to the front doors of three separate booking places, only to find them completely shuttered: ALL THE BOOKING PLACES WERE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY!!! FUCK!!!

One of THE major reasons for choosing to hit Batam when we did when scheduling this trip several months in advance was to avoid being in the Philippines (my preferred destination) during Easter week. It seemed like a no-brainer to head to Indonesia, as it is well-known to be a Muslim country, and I would have NEVER guessed that the relatively small Christian population would have merited such respect from the government (schools were closed too).

To me this seemed a MAJOR disaster. I’d find out later that many of the places were actually secretly opened and operated using the back door, and that they were all due to open as normal at 6 PM (it WAS the weekend now, after all!), but when I found all those places front doors locked, it seemed at the time to be quite a blow to my vacation plans. I felt like ‘we went to Wally World – and it was CLOSED!!!’

After Don Marco got tired of walking around in the sun with us and bailed, the cherry boys and I took a little shopping interlude for some drinks and snacks for the room, then headed back to the hotel, figuring that with all the whorehouses closed, we had little to do but REST before they would hopefully open in the evening, with the disco as a fallback plan. When I got a text from Socrates that the booking places WERE allowing people in using back doors, however, I got the idea that maybe I could order room service and have ‘Jenny’ delivered to me from Femina.

After getting the number confirmed (as well as dialing instructions. Ugh!) via texts to Crazier and MongerX, I called Femina and THOUGHT I ordered ‘Jenny’ for a 4 PM booking. The uncertainty revolved around the fact that the ONLY words spoken on the other end of the phone were by some guy (not the mamasan I had always dealt with there before) who only repeated ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’ every time I said anything. I called back TWICE in order to gain some reassurance, but again was only able to get the ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’ response to every 2-word sentence in English that I uttered. So what I gathered from all of that was that Jenny either would show up on my doorstep at 4 PM or she wouldn’t!

I convinced Unspongebob to postpone a nap and hang out at the pool with me for awhile that afternoon to kill some time, and I was glad to have the company. After spending a bit too long in the sun, I headed back to the room for a little nap that wasn’t too restful as I kept wondering if Jenny was going to show up or not.

When 4:20 rolled around and I hadn’t heard anything, I called back to Femina where the same guy said ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’ that Jenny would be coming. I was sure that she wasn’t, but at least this phone call had made it clear that I wanted her to come NOW and not at some point in the future.

But sure enough, 20 minutes later my doorbell rang – while I was sitting on the throne ‘cracking porcelain’, as Epi likes to say! I gave a quick wipe and threw a towel on to answer the door, and just like 8 months previous, opened the door to find some dude delivering Jenny to me. She seemed to get excited when she found out it was ME that had booked her, but it was rather awkward greeting her, talking to the guy about payment (I had to pay him in advance), and wondering when I could get back to the bathroom to finish wiping my ass! Ahh, who said mongering was EASY???

I fumbled with my clothes to get some money, paid the guy, closed the door, had a few seconds of brief baby talk with Jenny, then headed back to the bathroom to ‘clean up’. After hosing off thoroughly, I came out to find her changed into a little negligee and lying on the bed. After all the anxiety I went through that afternoon about whether or not I’d get to see her this trip, that was certainly a welcome sight!

After another very brief round of baby talk (she missed me. Awwww…), one thing led to another, and pretty soon we were making out like long lost lovers and I got to play with her PERFECT body that I had wanked to for many months after returning home. It seemed to me that her body hadn’t changed one single bit in the 8 months since I had seen her, and merely squeezing her perfectly formed tits and holding her by her perfect waist got my tired dick hard without any help from vitamin V which hadn’t had time to kick in yet.

Sex with Jenny was no better than it had been the summer before, but it still did the trick! After the “I missed you” romp, I turned on the TV and we sat watching Indonesian soap operas for a couple hours while playing with various gadgets in my room (Mp3 player, her new pride and joy, a cellphone with no pulsa (talk time) but enough battery life to play games on!) and making a few spirited attempts at baby talk. She seemed quite interested if I had a ‘darling’ and did everything she could to make be believe that she wanted the position if it wasn’t filled. She made sure to give me her family’s phone # in Jakarta in case I ever needed to contact her there.

Finally dinner time approached, and that night would turn out to be quite the Clubhombre convention at A-1, with USB and Woodway (and some Canadian dude staying at IVH that Crazier planned to meet up with) heading with me to meet MongerX, Blazers, Don Marco, Socrates and Crazier.

Several of the other guys also brought dates. MongerX’s date was a factory girl with a NICE rack. But the star attraction of the evening was when Blazers showed up with Ayu, a girl that had been at dinner the night before with Socrates (who had another date at the table that night), and who had been boned by way more than a QUORUM of guys at the table. When Blazers paid too much attention to all of US instead of her, she started flirting heavily with Unspongebob seated next to her. Never too early to hook the NEXT bule, though she had apparently been professing her ‘love’ for Blazers for quite some time. No accounting for TASTE!

MY date was a terrific companion at dinner that night, quite bubbly and talkative (happily babbling away in Indonesian, of course!) compared to the times that I had been with her previously. I was a pretty damned happy dude that night at dinner, and with the beer flowing (we got stuck with some CRAPPY ASS beer girls though -- lazy, dumb AND ugly! I blame Don Marco!) and the food almost STACKED in front of us, it was quite a damned excessive feast.

After sitting around pigging out for a couple hours, however, eventually there was the question of what to do next? MongerX suggested heading to one of the pubs in Whitey Central (officially dubbed the ‘Nagoya Entertainment District’) before heading to Steps Café to hear some live music before heading to the disco later. This didn’t seem like a TERRIBLE idea to me, as it was a little too early for the disco and there really AIN’T much to do in Batam besides eat, fuck and go to the disco. But the longer my date had to hang out in the bule bar, the more progressively pissed off she got. She REALLY wanted to go to the disco.

I did what all good mongers should do and told her to ‘wait’ that we would go ‘later’, and after she KEPT whining, I figured she could go to the disco when I was damned good and ready. I had really been looking forward to hanging out with guys from the board, and we could talk a lot easier in the crappy ass pub Mx took us to than in the booming, dark disco.

But princess ended up throwing a TANTRUM, basically refusing to even look at me or talk to me. After about my third drink (all courtesy of Mx, if I remember correctly, thanks dude), THIS was getting pretty annoying, and I told her OK, no problem, let’s go to the disco now. But apparently Jenny was SO pissed off that she claimed she wasn’t feeling well and wanted to go back to the hotel. I told her that I would be going to the disco without her then. Fine with her, apparently, she just wanted to go to bed.

While I really do TRY not to be an asshole to girls, getting attitude like that from a rent a date is usually good cause for immediate DISMISSAL. That I actually volunteered to kiss her ass and take her back to the hotel before heading BACK to meet up with the guys is an indication how much I liked Jenny. I figured that I’d give her the benefit of a doubt and that maybe it might get made up to me later that night or in the morning. I headed back to the hotel to drop her off, then headed back on an ojek (motorcycle taxis) to meet the crew again at Steps.

I pretty much HATE ojeks, but it seemed like the fastest and most convenient way to get to such a nearby destination, and time was a bit of a factor. Of course when the FUCKING ojek driver had NO idea where I wanted to go (we ended up going all the way past Pacific, of all places!), the time factor ended up being completely reversed. When I arrived at Steps, Mx and Blazers and the girls were getting ready to leave already, with plans to head back to the room instead of to the disco. With no real desire to head to Pacific without them, I headed back to the room as well to find a sleeping Jenny. I crawled into bed with her, and my attempts to get her up and in boom2 mode were completely ignored. I went to sleep wondering what the HELL had happened to turn her off to me so suddenly.

Waking up early in the morning got the same reaction, and Jenny claimed that her stomach hurt. She showered and dressed and was quite reluctant (like usual) to pose for pictures, but this time there were no shy smiles about it, just the ‘gas face’. I REALLY tried to make up my mind to just NOT worry about any of this, cut my losses and just MOVE ON, but as she packed up her things and left (Yeah, I was a whipped wimp and still gave her 60K that morning…), I was indeed baffled about the whole situation, and would think about it a lot over the next several weeks. Things had been nearly PERFECT with her that evening until we went to the pub, after less than an hour there, she apparently couldn’t STAND ME. Oh well, it’s not like there weren’t 2,000 other girls in that town wanting some of my rupiah, the BEST of which turned out to be only a phone call away.

The pouting princess:

Photos: Pouting Jenny 31 32

Man Porker, that sucks. Ya never know what is going on in the mind of a gal in our hobby. She might have had any one of a dozen reasons or no reason at all.

Bummer. It is sad when ya find one that you actually like, and are willing to put forth more effort and tolerance and it goes sideways like that. Sorry man.

Great report though. It is always refreshing to see reports where my fellow mongers allow the rest of us to be a little inside their head. I often wonder if all you other guys have the same thoughts, doubts, insecurities etc, as I do.

This report tells me a lot about you not just as a monger, but as a man as well. It speaks well of you to be secure enough to be so open. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Val

Hold the fucking presses!!!! Porker the king of frugal tipped out a Batam booking joint girl 150K. You know that is TRIPLE the bottom of the acceptable tip range of 50K. LOL, And I would bet you would happily do it again for that mammary queen of Batam. Sorry I had to just bust a little balls over that.

As a witness I must say that your Femima's girls turnaround was the most severe and shortest ever. I am at a lost to know what happen. Hell I understand quite well that for most Batam girls the most boring thing that can happen is to get stuck in some Bule Ah Pek pub. That is why you only find the absolute pits of FL working these joints. But somehow it looked like there was a lot more at issue than getting dragged down to the Last Pub. I swear that girl asked about you religiously everytime is saw her.

But as you noted, there is no better place to bounce back than to be where there are 2000 willing replacements. Of course, your report is as excellent as always and does a great job of helping me re-enjoy some fun times.

BTW, that Big Titty Factory worker is quite the find. Her figure is dynamite and the face is unconventional rather than butt ugly. But boy is she and eager to please sport in and out of the bedroom. I was I could take credit for finding this one, but she was a Ghenggis find one night on the walk of success to the pujasera. Just another testament of how easy it is to find a girl that hasn't been ridden by every visiting member of CH - Take note Blazers. You just got to be willing to say "Hello, you want to come eat with us?"

(Message edited by mongerx on May 23, 2005)

it’s severely irrational to think that a popular working girl is going to just toss her regular bread and butter customers to the wind just because some tourist has a good time with her for a day or two


Realization of this point is critical in terms of mongering happiness! Newbies and oldies take note.

ALL THE BOOKING PLACES WERE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY!!! FUCK!!!

indeed-- It was a shock to the system-- Almost as if the pussy spigot was turned off suddenly ;)



After Don Marco got tired of walking around in the sun with us and bailed

I still don't see the point of sweating in humidity (which we all were) over a few bucks.


and some Canadian dude staying at IVH that Crazier planned to meet up with)

If this was that weird fuck at dinner that suddenly showed up, I don't think Crazier knew him.

But the star attraction of the evening was when Blazers showed up with Ayu, a girl that had been at dinner the night before with Socrates (who had another date at the table that night),


umless my brain is fried (I dont think it is), you got facts mixed up. Soc didn't barfine Ayu, he barfined some other unknown gal to the group. Blazers then barfined her the next day. I believe she and blazers hit it off pretty good. Ayu who joined us the last dinner towards the very end of the meal, was in fact focused on blazers and didn't bat anyone else at the table a wink.

-DM

p.s. If pouting princess gave me a headache, I woulda handed her 50k rupiah and told her to go get a sandpaper facial.

(Message edited by donmarco on May 23, 2005)

Val, thanks. I liked both of the girls mentioned in this chapter a little too much. It's probably for the best that they didn't go for my throat and start telling me sappy stuff or I mighta been a GONER.

Mx, not only did I give her 150K, but she was fed two meals, got her own drink at the disco AND I sprung for a disco biscuit! Just call me Mr. Generous! I'd have loved to have stayed around long enough to put her on the patented Mx 'quarterly performance bonus' plan! I'd also love to inform Ayu about this payment plan and re-visit our little talk about me paying her by the LOAD yanked!

DM, the long, arduous route from Centerpoint Mall to Femina is a whopping three blocks at MOST -- not sure what your preferred transportation mode would have been. Sorry we made you walk all that way there and back without a break -- I had no idea Femina was going to be closed. Next time we'll get you an umbrella for when we're walking during the sunny hours!

Re: Ayu at dinner, she was with Socrates on Thursday night, and with Blazers on Friday night while Socrates had another girl with him at dinner. And I hope you're being sarcastic about her not even batting an eyelash at the rest of the table. I lost count how many times she flicked her tongue at ME, and I thought she was gonna fall out of her chair laughing at USB's little jokes.

Re: the sandpaper facial, at least she wasn't wearing the ghastly whitening cream she always puts on. I HATE that shit!

Oh, and that Canadian guy did indeed seem pretty weird from the two minutes I actually tuned him in. Maybe it wasn't Crazier that invited him to dinner, maybe it was Bushranger that had called and asked to have him tag along, though I'm pretty sure Bushranger didn't show up for dinner that night. I AM glad that he eventually ended up at the other end of the table, but sorry, Crazier, if he ended up boring the hell out of YOU!

How DID you pick that lame-ass beer girl anyway, DM? Bafana did even worse once, ordering beer from the guy preparing our food!

You really need more sleep in SEA-- I DIDN'T pick any lame-ass beer girl. I did order food from a beer girl who happen to speak some mandarin chinese, so i could actually specify what I wanted and how I wanted it cooked if that's what your referring to. First Ayu and then this... perhaps the heat got to ya from all that walking... ?

I can't remember who was at the table with you when we walked into A-1 that night, but whoever the beer girl was and whoever picked her, she was terrible. You made a really funny comment (wasted on HER) that some beer girls actually like to keep the beer packed in ice so it stays cold!

My facts are straight re: Ayu. You weren't at dinner with us the previous night (Thursday) when she was at dinner at A-1 with Socrates. The next night (Friday, the night described in this chapter), Socrates was with the group with a date (not Ayu) and Blazers came in late with Ayu, something I found enormously funny and wondered if sparks might fly. My last night in town (Saturday) we ate at Oki (because it was raining and they have a roof) and we all came stag except Mx who had a DIFFERENT huge titted date.

Perhaps YOU ain't getting enough calories to YOUR brain?

Oh yeah, you weren't alone that last night after all, just seemed like it because your date didn't say a WORD the entire time we were there. When I saw her at the disco later, I thought you had traded her in for an upgrade. Ahhh, the miracles of Vitamin X!

I think your still a little off...

The "beer girl" I ordered from was not our tables' beer girl as we sat in a different section near MX's hangout. The girl I ordered from didn't serve our table-- I walked over to her to place the order after the initial beer.

Food wasn't stacked high due to her or moi, I ordered what I consume for the most part.

The girl at the disco with me your last night, didn't say many words since she has a vocab of about 25 words. She's much more animated in bed and in the room-- fear not. I was going to trade her in tho since I had the unbelievable luck of a 9+ walking into my arms and I fondled her to my hearts content... Meanwhile quiet girl shared a hit with MX's gal and livened up A LOT. Ya-- X does the trick.

In the end I drilled quiet girl then tossed her back to the disco.

Actually, I never showed up with Ayu.....I came there by myself and Ayu was sending suicide messages to MX and that she had a surprise for me so I felt bad and had her come over to the pujasera after we had been there about an hour. She was focused on me but I was ignoring her a bit and she was joking around with USB simply because he happened to be next to her and was trying to get me jealous. Didnt work. I was actually being a bit rude because Soc's girl was giving me some interest across the table and was staring at me a bit. That's why I booked her 2 days later, not the next day....and only because she attacked me when I went into her booking place...i didnt even know she worked there. So you were partially right.

I do remember you looking extremely tired like you hadnt slept in months but you were a trooper and were focused so you kept on truckin'

thats what I recall...

One thing we can agree on is that the Canadian Guy was a creepy Mo' Fo. A hint for that guy or anyone else who meats a board member for the first time. It is really bad form to launch into fifty questions inquiring about specific details about a monger's work and personal life. That guy was 100% bad news. I don't know who invited that guy and why he got stuck at my end of the table. Thankfully I had myself some good cans to stare at, otherwise if I had actually been held a captive audience for el creepo I would have had to leave to attend to my sick mother who just went to the emergency room.

Oh yes, Ayu does love Blazy as I was getting desperate SMS from her. Also, nobody welcomes more Bules to Batam than Ayu and she is an extreme overt flirt. X may have saved DM's date but it ruined mine. My date puked all over the place, burned me with her cigarrette thrice, bit the shit of me when making out, and dry humped the hell out Porker's thigh (actually I would have been happy for him to assume ownership and payments of that date), and then weep uncontrolably because she feared Jesus wouldn't forgive her because she didn't make me happy as I tossed her ass out of my room. I knew there was a reason her puki wasn't daisy fresh. Damn Christian girls always have poor feminine hygeine relative to their Muslim sisters.

very impressive. porker is 100% correct. Blazers, almost.

From what i can remember, ayu was estatic over blazers arrive, but became irate and acted up when blazers kept perving over my date from across the table. At first, i thought he had missed good ol soc, but nooooo. lol. Although there are hundreds of avaliable girls in batam, I didn't mind too much as we have the same taste in women and i had a few dates with her already during my visits to sea so the steam in our lust relationship was running low. subsequently, i let her go the next morning as planned (i had a date set up with a new find), and we ultimately parted on semi-bad terms.

I must admit, it was still a lil uncomfortable seeing them together a couple days later, especially when she acted up her part as ayu did with blazers a couple nights before. you see, we had a lil history together...I believe she may have been the 2nd girl i ever booked in batam. Anyways, even her best friend, mx's date for the night, rolled her eyes at her performance that night.

btw, perhaps batam's booking joint scene is a little small if everyone has similar tastes as i dm ended up with one of my regs (without his knowledge), and i ended up pulling one of his, although by that time, she was damaged goods. lol

(Message edited by socrates69 on May 24, 2005)

Guys,

The Canadian guy was invited by me as he had approached me off the "batam board" about meeting up. I had thought with you guys in town, it might have been nice for him to say hello rather than just boring me!
Was he really that creepy? I did not get those kind of wierd vibes! But, I am not from the USA.

Then, he was rather critical about the local Pub scene and why not? It's full of trolls and uglies!

On Ayu, well I wonder if it would not be futile to give her more than rupiahs and a good fuck?

She is after all the most qualified of the "pretties" to be the perfect concubine. Her greatest talent being to make her date of the day the most desired of guys - that kind of feel.

From what I hear, a great lay and perhaps no more. But, she is certainly on the lookout for the 'GREAT ESCAPE" if anyone willing.

On DM's quiet date. Its not unusual if you are from some "kampong" (village) and suddenly thrust in the midst of a sea of "Bules" (white guy foreigners) at dinner in full view of your locals with narry a word of English to mix it in.

There were two nights when most of the guys from CH were at dinner together. One night when we ate at A1 and the another night when we ate at Oki and ordered too much food from two different stalls.

'Twas great seeing you guys in Batam again for sure.

soc-- pork 100% right about what?? As for the sim. tastes-- definetly true in our case. I think that combined with the fact that hotties were few and FAR in-between led to the doubledipping of sort...

crazier--
great seeing u again as always! Anyone going to Batam is well advised to buy a Batam Guide for a few bucks.

the canuck-- he was wound pretty damn tight, had no sense of humor, and asked a wayy to many personal questions... So no, he didn't go over well.

DM quiet date-- yes absolutely right. In fact, before we came, she said she couldn't talk and didn't want go with too many friends... she prefers quiet. I ended up barfining her sister as well, whose english is slightly better and she gave me slighly more in-depth info. of course there's the language issue, but also we appear very loud and unruly in groups to some girls, some girls are more uncomfortable with LT as they aren't good actresses (they are experienced at ST fucking vs LT GFE), and lastly some girls are just damn shy in public when every local knows they are bought and paid for.

I was wrong about Blazers showing up late for dinner, as he pointed out, Ayu was the one that showed up later. DM, giving you crap about the beer girl was a joke, and I was in no way complaining about having too much food -- I don't think you'll EVER hear a fat man complain about having too much food, di ba?

Everyone else reading this has a different time perspective than I do (except Woodway and Unspongebob, who were with me the whole time) and remembers dinners and girls (I can't even remember what Socrates' girl that night looked like as they were sitting on the same side of the table as me but at the far end) that others involved here may or may not have been to or remember. I'm reporting what I remember and what stood out for ME. I'll say it again... Where's everybody ELSE'S damned reports?

Where's everybody ELSE'S damned reports?

good point there pork...

What's there to report?

I don't remember any woman with me!

dm, i was referring to porker's statement about ayu being my date the night before she was blazy's.

What you might not know is that the day before i met you, i met and had dinner with ayu, crazier, his friend, and porker + crew.