DAY 3

After Noi left i decide to check my emails, i got a email from guess who?
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Some of you may remember from my last trip report i met a girl named "TA" and we had a great time together and i spent most my trip with her. Her sister spotted me in the restaurant opposite Bamboo, she was busting my balls about not calling her in the email. She gave me her number but i did not call her immediately, instead i went back to bed and got about 4 hours of sleep. It felt great to sleep and not be awoken by coughing, i can deal with be woken up if my barfine is getting friendly with my one eyed Lizard. Those 40 baht speakers came in handy, i like to sleep with music on, does that make me crazy? Actually i work weird hours and with music being played, it is easier for me to get a good night sleep.

Anyway i wake up at about 7pm (1900) and get a bite to eat at the restaurant at Baybreeze, delicious food. I ate the Shrimp Cocktail everytime i ate there as an appetizer, when i am waiting for my main course, i pop a Cialis. After eating Kra Pow Gai chicken My Pit (not spicy), i head over to soi 2, i remember going near soi 2 when Noi and I went to Big C. I go into a beerbar complex and meet a lovely lady named OH FUCK I forgot, i'll call her "TAP" which stands for "tight ass pants" which is what she had on. After a few drinks and a game of pool, i pay her barfine and we head over to Walking street, i always wanted to check out that Irish Pub (forgot the name) on the same side as FLB. They had a live band with a hottie singing, we ordered some drinks and i ate something small, it was cool listening to the band. After we head to the hotel, as we get off the Baht bus we hear "hello kevin", it was my friends at "TUK Bar". We have a few drinks there and i beat a BG at connect four, i don't do that often. After a few drinks we retire to my room, the nightime Baybreeze security guard is a cool guy, he said something to TAP and mentioned "Jai dee". I would give him a 100 baht note every few days, he is a cool guy.

In the room we did the You shower, I shower, i was a little tipsy and i JOKINGLY said to her "Lawn Hoy" which means "clean pussy", she slapped me but nonetheless laughed. This girl has tight tight pants on and I know for a fact it can get pretty smelly down there. After i shower she is listening to my CD player, I had "The very best of the Eagles", anyone have that CD? Every song is fucking awesome even though a few sound the same.

I get next to her and uncover the sheets, she is butt naked, nice little body, not the biggest titts and I even have bigger titts than hers, if she is a 32 B, i would be a 56 C. I'm so out of shape they could donate my body to science fiction. Anyway this girl had soft soft skin, i ask her "you smoke"? She said "Yes" and proceeded to give me a nice BBBJ, nice tough work. After about 15 minutes of sucking and when i say "sucking" i mean this girl could suck a golfball thru a garden hose she say's "condom"? I say "YES", i am harder than chinese math at this point. She starts out on top and has one tight pussy and it didn't smell, after about 10 minutes with her on top, we change positions with me on top, GOD DAMM i am lasting a long time, is the beer or the Cialis? About 5 minutes later i bust a nut, it was one good lay. We both go to sleep, by now it is about 200am and I am drained. One thing about Baybreeze, if you stay there, try to get a room away from the Beer Bar Complex across second road or you won't be able to sleep before 100am. I find nothing wrong with shutting the music down early, especially near the hotels.

We wake up at about 900am, i have the morning wood of a lifetime and TAP is ready for some action. I like fucking a girl in the morning before she leaves. She starts off the same way as a few hours ago, she starts sucking and then slips my little salami inside of her, we finih with me one top, i didn't last as long as the night before WTF? It must of been the beer and a slight hangover. I felt like a pornstar last night. BTW I am the Ron Jeremy of pornstars. I pay TAP 1000 baht plus 40 baht for taxi and she was on her way.

Day 4

I once again check my email and decide to write down TA's number, i was debating if i should call her and i am the master debater. I go back to my room and get my dirty clothes and take them to the laundry. Back in the room i was still unsure if i should call TA. I sleep on it for a few hours and wake up at 1pm (1300), i decide to got to TUK bar and have a few beers with my friends. I didn't want to barfine any girl from there just yet, maybe the last day or two but this early in the trip. By now it is about 3pm (1500) and i was a little tipsy, i call TA. If i was sober would I of called her? I can't answer that. I call her and she say'd "hi kevin, happy you call to me, now where you stay", i said "soi 11 hotel". She was busy cleaning her Loom but we were to meet at her sisters soi 8 bar at 7pm (1900), she said "kevin now i am horny and have Men (period) 2 days ago". She also said " i go to Salon and make beautiful for you". I did the SSS thing and leave my hotel at 6pm (1800), i take my time i see one of her friends named "apple" at one the bars on way and start talking to her, "when you come Thailand"she asks, i said " i just got here a few days ago". She gave me a smirk like "you butterfly". I get to TA's bar early and I see a girl that i tink is her, it wasn't, it ended up being her sister. I was thinking of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, when he said "this must be a family business". Yes i am terrible. I get talking to some nice fellas from America but work in Taiwan, lucky bastards. She arrives at 7pm and looks great, i give her a big hug and grab her ass. She say's "see i make hair for you". I'm thinking "i'll try not to Cumm in it". This was the same night as the April 2nd FLB party. I pay checkbin and it was only 240 baht, i was confused, i'm thinking i have to pay her barfine. I later ask her about it and she does not work now, she is a freelancer at Lucifer's or one of the clubs. I think she has alot of customers and sponsors and has to be available for them at all times. We exchanged emails before and we keep in touch, she's never asked me for anything and i have never sent her any money. We get to the party and I end up meeting FRLust, who've i met in Vegas on occasion, hell we went to the Las Vegas bowl last year and froze our nutts off.

I go to get some food and a nice fella said "you kjvegas", i said "Yes", it was pattaytalk member "themook", great great guy. I told him to join us at the table, we are the first table near the band. I always like hanging out at the FLB bar, at the time I had never barfined an FLB girl, i'll tell more about that later in another TR. At the table which turned into tables, i sat with DaveT_FL and his lovely girl, great guy and he knows how to pick a winner, FRLust, great great guy. WBill comes to the table and introduces himself, this guy is one cool guy, very nice person and great talking to you Bill. My man Bill ends up leaving with one of the most beautiful Thai woman i ever saw in my life, i think they looked great together. I meet a fellow boardie I'll call "FLB member X", i feel like an idiot because i forgot his name, 10 Tigers beers can do that to a man. I met the same guy bowling a few days later.

After the party we head back to the Hotel, we get off the bahtbus and i hear the same thing i heard about 24 hours earlier "hello kevin". I asked TA "we go", she say's "yes". We have a drink there, TA looked so i wanted to get her in my hotel room so we only have 1 drink there.

We get to the hotel room and i will rememeber this the rest of my life. She showered first and I think my cock could of drilled thru cement that night, we showered together which i normally don't do but I couldn't wait to get it on with this girl. Remember last TR? We went bareback almost everytime, i was curious how she would act to a condom or if she wanted one. After the shower, i am lying in bed listening to the Eagles (low volume) and she starts to give me a nice BBBJ, 15 minutes go by and she is still going strong, Damm this girl is a trooper, i know if i put a condom on and enter her pussy, i would last 30 seconds so i let her do her thing. My one eyed lizard has a very ticklish head, about 5 minutes later I am ready to Cumm, I say softly "i am going to Cumm", this girl keep going, and going and then shoot my load inside her mouth, it is then she sucks as much as she can. It has been a while since i had a BBBJCIM. I just lay there for a while and then get up to take a shower, i couldn't walk.

We then shower and get some sleep. What i like about TA is she doesn't snore or cough when she sleeps, she does however have a hand that is on automatic pilot when she sleeps, i think that hand missed dickie and the twins. We wake up at about 400am and have a great session, I did wear a condom. She started with her on top and i finished on top, I love looking at her eyes when i stick my dick in her, they roll back and she is one of the best fucks of my life, top 5 anyway. We get back to sleep and wake up at 1100am.

I'll end part 2 here. Not to worry i get back to the butterflying.

cheers
kj

She say's "see i make hair for you". I'm thinking "i'll try not to Cumm in it".

A couple weeks ago in AC I had a girl with some of the longest hair I have ever seen, easily down to her knees. The idea of cumming in it never really occurred to me (see, Epimetheus and I do NOT share the same pervert's brain!), but when she decided to 'playfully' rub her jizz covered belly against my hairy one so she could 'share' the feeling, the war was ON! I immediately pinned her laughing, shrieking ass down and used all that beautiful long hair that she obviously took so much pride in as a MOP! She took it pretty well, only crying 'uncle' about a dozen times, and then pouting off to the shower where she used a wet towel to try and get the 'conditioner' out (it was too early and time-intensive to actually wash her hair!). Sometimes it's FUN to be a pervert!

KJ, please keep posting the report, and pics are always well recieved!

Porker,
Good one. I'll be posting part 3 very soon.
cheers
kj

"Her sister spotted me...busted my balls about not calling in an email..." Uh-oh. Looks like the efficiency of the GarotaNet is going international.

Trr

The efficiency of the "bamboo telegraph" in SEA is mindboggling.

E