Having just lurked on this board more or less for a couple of years and having made my first trip to LOS I thought I should share my trip.

It started on a Friday morning leaving O'Hare for BKK. Due to American scheduling I had to go by way of Dallas. It made the flight 23 hours but bearable for all I was looking forward to.

I got to BKK at 10:00 Saturday evening and changed money at the airport, easy customs and quick cab to my hotel, President Solitaire. The airport and cab were easy, I can't remember what I paid the driver, I think 400 or so Baht, I was too excited to care.

The President Solitaire Platinum Suite was all I hoped for. With some minor glitches the hotel was great. Bad elevators, but great room and good service. I showered, changed and went right for NEP. I went to Hollywood and had a girl in five minutes. It was kind of a mistake, I think her name was Nok. No BJ, I sent her packing after a quick round and 1,500 Baht. She complained, wanted 2,000 and I told her no that it was short time and I wasn't happy with the short time service. I went right back figuring if at first you don't try again. I went to Angel Witch and quickly ended up with a little less hot looking waitress, I can't remember her name, I'm bad with names. Brought her back and had a good night round and wake up round. She gave better and BBBJ. In the morning after the wake up round I paid her, I think 2,000 Baht and bid her farewell as I wanted to explore and figured there was so little time and so many girls. After breakfast at the hotel and calls home, I wandered down Sumkuvit towards higher numbered Sois. It was hotter and more humid than hell walking and I was very lost. I wandered into an English Bar around Soi 18 or so and cooled down with a few beers and some good conversation with a couple of English Ex-Pats. Nice guys. They told me it stays quiet till about 4:00 and than recommended Soi 33 bars. I worked my way down to Soi 33 and first found the Office. Had a few happy hours beers talked to an American and a few bar girls. By 5:30 I was out to explore and ended up in Monet. In Monet I hooked up with a couple of hostesses, drank and played pool upstairs. Around 7:30 they were complaining that they were hungry, I think they wanted barfine or go on. Since it was my first full day and they were fun I barfined both and took them to dinner. I let them pick the restaurant and they took me to a fancy Thai place where I figured I was going to get socked with a big bill, as the two bar fines had been about 2,500 Baht total (those were high barfines), but I had budgeted 10,000 baht per day and figured what the hell. I was wrong about the restaurant as the bill for all three of us was only about 1,200 baht with appetizers, beer, main courses, desert and a table of food for three. The girls wanted to go dancing and I figured what the hell. So I told them where ever they wanted. I was shocked as heck when they had the cab take us to Soi Cowboy and walked me into the Tilac Bar. I wasn't sure that I understood the logic of a go go with my two girls on the arms. We found a booth and watched the girls dance. I told my girls no more barfines and they laughed saying they just wanted to Lookee, Lookee. It was a big kick to go into a go go with girls dancing high and low in bikinis while I had my own girls under each arm and hands flying everywhere. After rounds of drinks we went to the hotel, I explained to them that the double barfine was high and that I wanted a little break on the price of the evening entertainment and they were cool 3,000 baht for both. A good time was had but girl one, I can't remember names left early and girl two stayed for round two, sleeping and morning romp. She was good but I still felt like I hadn't experienced so much, so I got the morning girl breakfast at the hotel. Kind of a kick as their were lots of families at the other tables and me with the nights entertainment at mine. I paid my Monet girl and told her that I would try to get to see her after her bar opened, but was careful not to promise, as I have read lots on this board about the meaning of promises. I went out to explore the day and discovered how to find the Lólita's Bar on Soi 8. Had a beer or two watched all the girls in school girl outfits and broke down picking out my lunch time BBBJ girl. She gave the BBBJ that guys on the board seem to like the place so much for. I got to give those girls credit. For some minuscule amount of money like 500 Baht they take you into a dingy back corner put a little mat on the floor for their knees and suck their little hearts out. I enjoyed the sleaze factor and the BBBJ. I think I felt sorry for my girl after I was done and gave her 400 Baht tip. Had a beer or two and went back to the room for a nap. I had dinner alone and figured I'd go check out Soi Cowboy for some drunken debauchery. I went to Playskool and checked out the girls. None of them to my liking that much and the bad boy corner didn't have the attraction I'd hoped for after my Lólita's afternoon, so I skipped it and moved on after a beer. I ended up back at Tilac, where the girls where hot and the pressure a little less. I learned that at Soi Cowboy if you were getting drunk and buying drinks you could end up with a small entourage of girls drinking, partying and generally trying everything to be the barfine of the night. The bar tab does kind of add up, but no one says an entourage is free. After about ten rounds and a great time I picked a young little 95 pound spinner paid check and barfine about three or four thousand Baht. My little spinner wanted to go dancing. To her this meant Country Road just down the Soi. We went and I was saw that some of my entourage of girls just seemed to appear at Country Road, without my paying baronies for them. I wonder if the bars have the same owner, because I can't see how they would let girls go over, but maybe it was just late. We drank, danced and groped for another hour. Somewhere in that hour an infamous picture of me groping the bargainee girl ended up in my pocket. How does a 95 lb. bar girl hold down fifteen shots? I don't know, but I was darn loaded and I weigh 250 lb.. We found a cab and gave him my Pres. Solitaire card so he could find home. We settled into bed for some fine sex (BBBJ and sex to completion) considering our drunkenness. In the morning we had another round and the breakfast of shame (my bargirl and me in the middle of tables with families). I had to go shopping as the voltage converter that ran my laptop and Vonage box gave out. The hotel clerk told me to go to the Emporium and my Bar girl (Bee) showed me the way. I found it and my converter. I had every intention of buying Bee a trinket but everything was so high priced. I told her we could look for a watch, as she needed one, but the watch area was all Rado, Tag, Omega, Rolex and such (the real ones) No way was I buying a bar girl a $1,000.00 watch. She understood. We went back to the room and I gave her 3,000 baht for the night as there was no gift and I felt bad she wanted to stay, but I took her cell number and told her that I had to work and would try to call later. I went to Lólita's for the mid day bbbj and back to the room for a nap. For those who read this and wonder how does a 50 year old six foot 250 lb. guy keep up the pace I was working the answer was two ciallis once a day and one or two Viagras for between pick me ups. After the nap I went on my quest to find Eden club. A little extra walking because I'm a directional fool and presto chango Soi 7 and Eden club. The girl choice was a little picked over but I saw this Englishman coming back into the bar with his girls and though I never saw a more happy and exhausted looking monger in my life. I picked my girls and up we went with the briefcase of toys. After the shower the girls found every way I'd ever imagined and a few I'd not thought of to give oral satisfaction. While I was still catching my breath from round one girl one started a new round of bbbj, I tried to tell her I need a few minutes, but girl two put on a strap on and started screwing girl one while she was giving me bbbj. Girl two said you watch me and you be ready again. She was right! It quickly degenerated into me doing missionary with girl one replacing girl two and girl two licking everywhere imaginable and some I'd not imagined. After that round ended I had my arms around girl two exhausted while girl one was back trying to suck me into renewed potency. I looked up and cable TV had a serious movie Sum of All Fears on. I never thought I'd be watching that movie with one girl doing bbbj while another was in my arms teasing my nipples with her tongue and me to exhausted for the next round. Time ended and I went down with my two girls. I'm sure that I looked more exhausted and happier than the Englishman I saw before I made my choices and went up. I went out for a dinner and home to the Pres. Solitaire for the night. I wanted to regain some strength. The next morning I had breakfast alone (I think my waiter was disappointed in me) and planned my next day. I started with Lólita's again (great lunch time living) and went to Eden to pick out my two (reservation) for an all night Jacuzzi Party in my room for after ten that night. I went to buy supplies and had dinner at the German House, it was OK. I went back to the room made calls to America and took a nap to prepare for what I was hoping would be my ultimate night of Thailand debauchery. While I was talking to my coworker in America, a good buddy but not a monger, I told him about my Jacuzzi party starting soon and he was wishing there was a way to hide from the wife and be where I was. Promptly at 10:00 my doorman called up and said I had visitors did I want them to come up. I think I said hell yes. When I had arrived my night doorman offered to get me a woman, and I told him I could find my own. He'd watched my parade and knew I didn't need him for the help. The girls got comfortable, the Jacuzzi was ready and round one began. After round one there was a little TV and round two. The girls explained that I could have a break between rounds if I wanted since we had all night. After round two we fell asleep and around 4:30 my snoring woke the girls and round three began. After round three another nap and I woke at 7:00 with the girls asleep, crawled out of bed for my morning call for home business. My buddy wanted to know how my night was and I told him it hadn't ended yet. I fell back asleep with the girls and around noon we went for round four. Then I paid the girls and they said they need to hurry to work. I missed breakfast that day ate a quiet lunch and decided to try the beer bars by Nana. I drank beer talking to an interesting Englishman (Steve) about life here and there politics and mongering, he was on a tight budget so I bought extra beers for mim and drinks for the waitresses with making waitress groping into a sport. We just kept drinking and around 10:00 I told him it was time for serious shots of scotch and waitress hunting. I told him I'd buy the scotch. By about the fourth round in half hour we were lit and seriously buying Thai Whiskey for waitresses and scotch for us. The waitresses soon figured out that we were the liveliest act in the bar and were on us like flies. There was another hour of playing with the girls, shots and beers and I made a choice of bar fine. My girl (Tai and I got back to the room and she got sick from too much Thai Whiskey at the bar. The next morning she made it up to me with multiple rounds and wanting to show me BKK for the day. We had the hotel breakfast, rode around on the skytrain had ice cream at Swenson's in another mall and I made the mistake of buying her a gold bracelet at the mall for 4,000 Baht. Now she felt I was hooked. She took me back to her beer bar for drinks and the next thing I knew she negotiated a special low barfine for the rest of my trip. I was beginning to think I was a sucker, but it was only 1,000 Baht and I figured that she had good English, was good in bed and I could send her away if I was tired of her giving some Baht. I told her I'd take her to dinner wherever she wanted and she picked a little hole in the wall restaurant on a soi that I could never find again without help. Pretty good food. After dinner she took me to her apartment, a one room dive and I understood that she wanted to get extra clothes again a bad sign. We went to a pool bar down the street where she hangs out with her friends on time off. We played a lot of pool and I bought some drinks which made her friends my friends right away. I did have a great time playing pool and talking to people who don't see an American often. The owner had me buy a bottle of Thai Whiskey for the bar, but I think he only charge me 600 Bhat for the bottle. At about 2:30 in the morning Tai and I went back to the Pres and Jacuzzi and sex straight through until 2:00 Saturday afternoon. The girls was insatiable. We went back around the city on Saturday with lunch, sky train park and weekend market involved. I bought Souvenirs for people back home. This was where my episode with the Thai Police began. I didn't know you couldn't smoke in the park and two motorcycle cops came up telling me off in Thai. I figured this is where the bribe would come in and I was OK with that. Than the cop was telling me 2,000 Baht. My girl was outraged she figured that if anyone was getting my Baht it was her. There was a long argument between her and the Thai Police and finally she told to go over to a bush with the cop and give him 200 Baht. She got the bribe down for $50.00 to $5.00 and I said fine. Than I asked her if she would take my picture giving the bribe because I thought that would make a real souvenir and she told me not to even think about it. We ended up back at the Pres. so I could pack for the next day and a quick round before late dinner. This was where my Soi Cowboy picture came back to haunt me. Thai found the pic while I was packing and wanted to know about Bee. I told her it was from a prior night of drinking and dancing before I knew her and that it didn't matter. She started a little bit of attitude and I told Tai that I was with her and not Bee. Kind of joking I told her that if she was mad I could call Bee and go to Soi Cowboy. That ended the attitude right away with a big kiss. We went to dinner in a nice Thai restaurant (Boy you could eat Thai food for ever and reasonably priced). Than I spent the night back at her neighborhood pool bar with the friends drinking and shooting pool till 3:00. They were a fun crowd and at times it degenerated to half naked pool with episodes like the guys pulling out dicks to ask if the girls thought we could shoot pool balls with them and telling girls that we would need oral cleaning before we would try. Seriously in between there was this kind of sadness as I was drinking with Tai and two of her girl friends and the girl friends were telling me that they had each lived with older Farang men for a few years and that when the men died (probably from too much drinking and debauchery) they were left with nothing and had to go back to work in beer bars. Then Tai broke down and cried a little about how she two had lived with a Farang man who had died and left her nothing and she had to go back to the beer bar to work to support her children (from the earlier Thai or Laotian man who had left her with the children when she was a teenager) and that the children lived with her parents in Laos. They all called the Farang men their husbands, but admitted that usually Thai girls don't have real marriages with Farang men and just move in with them. So then if the Farang dies their left with nothing. It all seemed genuine, but I did wonder. We drank and played until late and took the cab back to the room for a last round of good-bye sex. Before I got my cab for the airport and check out I emptied my pockets of Baht and left Tai about 6,000 or 7,000 Baht leaving me just enough Baht for the cab and departure tax. We had our good-byes at the hotel and off I went. I enjoyed my time with Tai but know I won't call or write. First I recently broke off with a good local lady here in the states because when I told her I wanted to take a trip to Rio or BKK she said fine, but she'd go with me. I thought about it and wasn't ready to give up mongering trips. The ones I've made in the past to Costa Rica every month or two. She had already griped about Costa Rica so I told her that I was going to Costa Rica on business, which she knew better than and that the business associate wasn't taking his wife. That all ended us. She was wealthy and American and I didn't want another marriage. So with all of that why get tied down to Tai. Yes, she was great and needed help, but you know the elements of possession would take hold quick.

In all it was a great trip. Thailand beats CR and I never left BKK. I figured I'll save Pattaya for the next trip. I think that Thai girls have some of the softest skin I've ever felt. I could spend forever just feeling and playing. In spite of the long plane rides it was worth it. I's like to thank everyone on the board for their many stories and advice that made my trip better. BTW if you need to do business in the states while traveling, the Vonage phone was incredible. $25.00 for unlimited calls to the states. I know there will be readers if they can get trough my long and rambling story that will tell me I was a fool with Baht. This I don't deny, but I went on my own and wanted everyone around me to enjoy my good fortune of having the trip and to have the best time.

Hey great trip report which I enjoyed a lot. Now if you could be just as generous with your paragrpah breaks and pictures as you were with the Baht in Bangkok, all would be perfect in the world.

"For those who read this and wonder how does a 50 year old six foot 250 lb. guy keep up the pace I was working the answer was two ciallis once a day and one or two Viagras for between pick me ups."

I would read the side effect of mixing Viagra and Cialis if I were you. Good report though it sounds like you enjoyed yourself

Thanks for taking the time to write a trip report.

Just to add to Mongerx's comment. I was told in my English 101 class:
Paragraphs are easy on the eyes. Use a new para to represent a new idea or activity.

It's not that I don't understand what a paragraph is or how to use one. It's rather that it was 4:00 A.M. Tuesday morning at the end of a work day that had begun at 7:00 A.M. Monday morning when I sat to write that report.

As to pictures, my collection was terribly small. I seemed to have trouble getting the girls to allow pictures. I have a few of about three of the girls and I need to work on sizing them down and adding them when I have time.

I didn't even try to take pictures of the eden girls after what I'd read here. I brought my camcorder, but never tried it this trip. I think I was use to Costa Rica. In Costa Rica after I'd gotten use to the way things were I'd just go to the camera when the girl was naked and lots would agree. Here my only pics were of girls dressed. Also in CR I'd gotten to the point where I'd leave the camcorder in a less than obvious corner and turn it on when the object of my affection had started to get ready. This lead to some unbelievable movies. Some movies that the camera was aimed wrong, and some girls asking what's that when they noticed the camcorder and making me turn it off. There was one girl who had a movie of a whole CBJ and at the end of the film she covered her face when I asked for pictures. She told me she didn't like pictures, but she never noticed to movie.

I think I didn't have the gumption or experience to know how to handle asking Thai girls for pics very well.

I'll work on adding my few puny pics as it's better than none. If you guys want some of the best of CR pics let me know.

I am sure that I'll be working on my next trip reservations soon as I still think that Thailand beat the hell out of my CR trips. Next trip pics will become more of a priority. The only CR advantage is time of travel. From Chicago it's a six hour trip and there is one airline (TACA) that you can fly out of Chicago at 2:00 A.M. on a Thursday morning be there at 8:10 A.M. on Thursday morning, take a nap till noon. Then mongering, drinking and gambling until Sunday at 3:00 P.M. when I'd leave for a flight that gets me home on Sunday near midnight. Priced at about $350.00 This makes for fast little mongering runs where the work world thinks that I just went to San Diego to visit my dad.

See when I only work about sixteen hours in a day I can write a more coherent paragraph. I do have a J.D. degree and have been licensed and practicing for near twenty five years. I think that's why I need Cialis and Viagra. I never saw a warning on mixing the two other than that the total should not take you past a point. You guys do know that the European clinical trials of Cialis were based on 80 Mgs which is four Cialis pills that we get in a day.

i enjoyed your report and had no trouble reading it.