It was time again for annual meeting of the “Viking Brotherhood” and one of the members had arranged a special treat for us…….but we had to go to Prague, CZ! I took a look at the calendar of events and decided I would combine the 4 days in Prague with the Brotherhood with two days at the British Open. (Only major golf venue I had never attended…..so this added fuel to the fire and more of a reason to go) I knew the gathering of the brotherhood members would be fun and did some research on the Prague scene but little did I know what was to come.
Day 1
The Brotherhood (there were 5 of us this gathering) converged at JFK in New York for the flight across the pond. It was an evening flight that would take us to Paris (god I hate the French) for a quick lay over then on the Prague, CZ. Arriving in Prague at about 11am local time. Mr. S knew that I was not a fan of the French (mainly because of there political position after 9/11) and greeting me at our departing gate with this awesome T-Shirt to wear. Actually he had 5 of them made up for the group. “You bet your ass I’ll wear it…….walk right through the damn Paris airport wearing it” It was a white T with a large American flag on the front and the following slogan under the flag……”American’s Love Eating French Women” - The reactions were priceless (more later)!
We boarded the plane got settled in for the 6 hour ride, had a little dinner and a few drinks……still not knowing what was in store for us in Prague. The movie sucked so I got out the laptop and put on the headset for some tunes. Woke up about 2 hours out of Paris and needed to prepare for the short lay over stay in that dump of an airport. Four of us changed into our T-shirts prior to landing (the other decided he best not for if we got stopped or arrested someone needed to be able to get us out). The first reaction came from one of the stewardesses on our plane. Cute blonde but looked like she had been around the block a few times……laughed and actually whispered in my ear “French men don’t know how to eat pussy”…….I laughed with her and smiled, all the while kicking myself for not putting the shirt on sooner…shit.
Anyway, we arrived in Paris and as we started to get off the plane the captain saw and read our shirts as we were walking out and just lost it…….fell to his knees he was laughing so hard. Said to us…”You guys have balls”….we just laughed and thanked him for the safe trip.
Walking through the terminal at 8am on a weekday we were in commuter heaven in Paris and the looks from the guys in the airport was amazement that these Americans would do such a thing, while the ladies that saw us just laughed and gave us a few thumbs up. Two younger ladies, obviously transferring through as us stopped us for a photo opportunity. Got a nice kiss out of the deal and we were off. I guess you could say the shirts were worth the $20 bucks Mr. S paid to have them made up. No trouble thank goodness and we made our connection and were off to Prague.
Arrived in Prague around 11am local, it’s now Day 2 and headed to the hotel (Hilton) to get checked in. Yes, we took the shirts off before arriving in Prague. Our host, Mr. V told us to be back down in the lobby by 2pm for we had a short drive to today’s stop for the brotherhood. I took the time to freshen up, hook up the computer and start looking for tonight’s escort opportunity…..had pre-arranged via email for the first night but wasn’t too sure what to expect. But did have an email from her and she said to call her when I got in to set up a time. She went by the name Erica and we had discussed an overnighter for $600US starting around dinner time. I called her and she spoke pretty good English, cute as hell on the phone and we set up a 7pm meeting time in the lobby bar. Little did I know I would fuck that meeting up by what was about to happen.
Headed down to the lobby to hook up with boys. Mr. V had arranged transportation for us so we all loaded up into a Peugot van (small as shit – where is an Expedition or Navigator when you need one) and set out. We drove for about 30 minutes out of the city and into a small village west of Prague, finally pulling up into this long driveway to a gorgeous estate home complete with gardens, tennis court and an indoor swimming pool. Awesome place!
We unloaded and headed for the front door where we were greeted by three lovely ladies on the way out…”Wait we just got here”……Get this…..Mr. V had arranged for the brotherhood to attend a real live porn shoot! Holy shit……there was puss every where! We had video filming taking place outside in the garden, photo ops inside, a complete changing and make up area, food and drink galore and a setting that was incredible. The only rules we had to play by were to be quiet on the sets while filming. We could take all the photos we wanted and mingle with the “actors” – Mingle……yea right, not this group. Mr. V knew this could get real interesting and briefed the director about us and our bad habits when together.
The ladies were incredible! Friendly as hell and wanted to get to know you. The male actors were kind of standoffish and worried more about keeping wood than anything else. The ladies when they were not being filmed would spend there time with us……walking the grounds of this estate, swimming in the pool and just plain flirting with us. Needless to say several of the brotherhood fit right in to this scene and after putting out tongues back in our mouths decided to place a quick wager among us as to who could land the first starlet. The game was on…….then again with this group it is always a game.
I had to experience this to its fullest, may never get a chance at this again in my whore dogging life! Out in the garden there was a 1 guy / 2 girl video shoot going on, on the tennis court a 1/1 still shot taking place and over near the pool a single girl being still shot in various positions and toys.
I zeroed in on the tennis court scene in progress for there seemed to be much discussion going on (in a language I’ll never understand) between the actor and the photographer. This actor was having a problem for he couldn’t get wood to finish this shot scene with an absolutely gorgeous brunette. I had to settle in and watch……..she tried and tried to get him going but he just could not perform and the photographer was getting pissed. They were trying to shoot a BJ scene and this actor just wasn’t going to finish the job, at least for this shoot.
I kind of chuckled to myself while shooting some of my own stills and got the attention of the girl……she laughed with me and then the photographer called for a 5 minute “go beat your meat” break so I took that opportunity to meet her while the actor dude worked himself over trying to get some wood. Her name was Viktoria and just standing there talking to her in the buff was enough to get me going. Spoke good English and guys with a sense of humor….she was probably about 22 – 24 years old. She obviously liked American guys because we hit it off and before I knew it she was rubbing me in the all the right places and we were making out like teenagers.
Yes, guys it did happen………the photographer came over (American guy) and asked if I would be interested in finishing the scene that the Czech actor could not finish. He explained that it was all going to be close up shots of her sucking me off…..mainly photos of her with a dick in her mouth, and then a cum shot still photo. COUNT ME IN!! Next thing I know I have my pants at my ankles with this awesome brunette working me over bareback and a camera about a 12” from the whole scene. Damn she was good and I wasn’t going to hold out long after all the rubbing and teasing we did prior. To make matters worse a couple of my comrades came over and started cheering me on. Needless to say it was incredible and they got the shots they needed. The photographer asked if I was ready for more but I declined. As for Viktoria, well we will hook up again by coincidence for most of the actors were staying where we were came to find out.
For next couple of hours I basked in my glory of being a porn star and we took the opportunity to explore the grounds of this wonderful estate. The setting was incredible and the home was just plain gorgeous. We headed back to the hotel as a group around 5pm to get cleaned up and ready for drinks and dinner.
At around 6:30 that evening we set up to meet in the hotel lobby bar….a nice piano bar. When I walked in the bar the first person I saw and recognized was Viktoria from the afternoon shoot…..boy was I surprised to see her there. She was there with a couple of the other actresses from the shoot so we invited them over for drinks with us. This gal was as sharp as a tack and just plain beautiful, even fully clothed. We were getting along quite well and I knew where this was headed later when it occurred to me……….shit, I forgot about Erica! Well, I had to think fast so I got Mr. H from the brotherhood to agree (if he liked her) to take Erica for the evening. Not a moment later, in walks with gorgeous blonde into the bar…..Erica was beautiful, I pointed her out and Mr. H got up to introduce himself as me. This got real interesting for suddenly we are all sitting there together having drinks and using “stage names” to keep the moment alive. Mr. H liked what I had set up for him……..I liked it too but I was determined to have a porn actress this evening.
This is the only shot of Erica from her website
As for the other comrades at the table, they quickly paired off with the other two ladies, Mr. B was sucking face with Anna in no time so the stage was set for quite a fun evening. A couple of us went to dinner together with our dates for the night, Mr. H headed to his room with Erica (lucky guy) and we agreed to share stories the next morning over breakfast.
Anna - All Class
Viktoria was amazing, probably the best pure sex I have ever had. She was beautiful, sensual and just purred lust when she came. She was leaving Prague the next day for her part of the shoot was over but she let me know I was terrific both on the set and in private……then again she is an actress. I will not forget this gal!
Day 3
We started day 3 with a little breakfast and decided to see some sights in Prague in the morning. The architecture in this city is amazing! Castles, cobblestone streets, tourist areas, residential areas, shopping galore and some fantastic pubs on about every corner. We did some shopping and had to try a few of the pubs and that great local beer. I tell you what some of the smoothest, best tasting lager I have every tasted……I’m hooked! Makes a Budweiser taste like water.
We also scoped out a few of the clubs in Prague that we would visit that evening, this was our last night in Prague and we were determined to try a few of the clubs and experience Prague’s full flavor. The clubs do not really open until around 4-5pm and then stay open until probably 5am. Most all are set up the same……you pay a small entrance / door fee to get in, maybe $10US and then find yourself a seat either in a lounge or near one of bars. The ladies vary in quality by time of day with “A” team not really arriving until around 9-10pm. Don’t get me wrong, these women are lovely, even the early evening gals but if you want some prime meat then wait until around 10pm or so.
We had to get back to the hotel in order to catch our shuttle van back out to the film making show in the afternoon. Another 40 minute ride with a burley non-English speaking driver but we did convince him to stop at a local pub on the way out of town to grab a few clod ones for the ride. We went to a different site today for it was an all girl day of shooting. We got to see plenty of muff diving, some interesting uses of toys and a pretty sharp line up of ladies this day. Unfortunately, there really wasn’t the opportunity to get interactive this day but we did have plenty of time to chat and have some fun with the gals……plenty of photos ops, etc. It was fun but most certainly not like yesterday for us and me.
We left the shoot after a couple hours and headed back to town…..grabbed a few more lagers for the drive back and discussed our game plan for the evening and what clubs we might want to hit. I needed to get laid after watch all the g on g action for the past 3 hours and no relief, as did the rest of the guys so we would shit, shower and shave and meet back in the lobby of the hotel in order to find our first club by 6pm or so. We would grab something to eat in one of the clubs or while on the hunt and just let the evening come to us.
First and foremost, no cameras aloud in the clubs! We were coached on this prior and thought it would be best not to push the issue. The clubs get crowded later in the night with the better clubs having sometimes a line out the door of European guys. As for the ladies, some speak pretty good English, enough to negotiate anyway. On a typical evening during the week you can expect around 100 girls in the club, of the 100 I would say 70% would rate a 7 or higher……You can find some real lookers if you search but YMMV depending upon which club you go. Upstairs is where the private rooms are, each is tastefully decorated with a bed, somewhere to hang up your clothes and some sort of speaker system / PA system for music and call signal when your time is up. In the better clubs you are looking at spending about $140US for an hour with a top quality girl. I think you can get a ½ hour rate of about $80US but I preferred the full hour my two trips upstairs.
Getting the attention of these gals was pretty simple………shit, we didn’t have to do anything. They would just come and sit with you and / or your group; we were able to attract a crowd at our booth probably because we located ourselves near the dressing room door and the dance stage (thanks to Mr. H doing his homework). We didn’t want to miss the guy on girl sex show performed each hour on the main stage and of course have the opportunity to see most all the ladies working that night. One thing about drinks and buying them……they will try to scam you and charge you an arm and leg for your alcohol so be careful. Ask for the price before you order for both your drink and the ones you may buy for a lady.
As you probably have guessed the girls goal is to get you upstairs….this is her payday. The pushy gals that would ask repeatedly about “going out” or upstairs would be sent packing from our table and within 3 minutes her seat would be filled with another lovely. Our goal this evening was to find the best looking ladies in the club, get them to sit with us for about an hour and then begin the process of going upstairs or back to the hotel.
I was looking for my typical blonde beauty this night and spotted her walking in to start her shift around 8:30pm……this was the one and I would have her tonight. Some of the brotherhood spotted her before I did and said “there she is Mr. J, your date for the night”……I stood up and said hello as she approached the dressing room door in plain cloths and told her to come back when she could. Didn’t take long, she had changed into this hot, next to nothing outfit that showed off all the assets and was back at our table within 10 minutes. It was fucking Erica!! The escort I passed on the other night……holy shit she was hot! The worst part was Mr. H – who I thought had this lovely the night before didn’t even recognize her…..nor she him!! What the fuck….glad you made a lasting impression on each other. Guess we need to bring Mr. H up for expulsion if he doesn’t get his shit straight and represent us well.
Now explaining to Erica about the night before was rather difficult being that she was now with the real Mr. J and not the impersonator but we got through it and I think she actually put two and two together the night before while having cocktails as a group.
Anyway, we spent about 45 minutes talking, drinking and partying with the gang before a few of the guys began to disappear upstairs with there respective ladies finally leaving Erica and myself alone. She filled me in on her “part-time” schedule at this club and that she really much more enjoyed single dates for the evening, etc. Blah, Blah, Blah………
I told her I wanted to have her for the entire night and go back to the hotel and she stated she had to talk with the “house mother” about such an arrangement being that she was working for the club this evening. “So let’s go see the house mother”……and upstairs we went. Really didn’t want to loose our prime table but fuck had to get the deal done.
Now the house mother is kind of like the Shepard of a flock of sheep upstairs. She sits at a counter / table and collects the fees, issues towels and ropes in some sort of care package bag that has all the necessities for a girl bringing her “date” upstairs for there romp in the sack. She has about 20 clocks or stopwatches going in front of her to keep track of all the rooms, etc. Every girl and the guy must take a shower or bath in the “community bathroom” prior to retiring into the assigned room. Well shit……I had to try this! So Erica picked up the care package, I paid for a one hour stint ($140US) and we were off to a room. Shed our clothes, put on our robes and went to the community bath. She stripped and got in the shower and asked for me to wait for my turn while “she got ready”. I WAS READY so I took the robe off and went right on in with her…..”No, can’t do this”, “only in room”…….screw this…… here and now my dear Erica. She let out a laugh and then we had a great 45 minutes in the shower together. I said we now go back downstairs to check on the gang and then go back to hotel.
I gave the house mother an extra $300US to leave with Erica and we were back downstairs in no time. Found Mr. H lurking at a new table with a brunette hottie (hope he knew what to do with this one) and told him we were headed out and that he was on his own.
Back at the hotel, Erica was wonderful…..kind of let loose and had a good time. We stayed in the suite for the rest of night, ordered some room service dinner around 11pm and just plain did all either of us could think of. I would have to give her a 9 on looks and a 9+ on performance. We woke up the next morning and had another round together before I had to pack for flight to Scotland and the British Open. We went down stairs for a bite to eat and ran into a couple of the guys, wished them well and Erica rode to the airport with me to catch my flight. I still keep in touch with her via email and maybe we will cross paths again……..NOT! (Not allowed if initiated into the brotherhood).
I enjoyed this lovely city and would return in a minute. The people are nice and friendly, the food and drink are superb, the companionship available is some of the best I have seen and the sex clubs are some of the best in the world. I will be back!
My recommendations on Prague clubs: Can really only talk about 2
Club K5 – a little more upscale, great looking girls and prices will vary depending on time of day and the girl, watch your drink prices……popular place for the tourist
Darling Cabaret – probably the best club in Prague in my opinion. Located near Prague Square, best décor and hottest ladies. At least 100+ available on any given night and the place that we hung out the most our last night. Ask for Erica……you will not be disappointed.
TurfDoc out for now!!
Good show. First class report from people who are obviously not counting their pennies. I really enjoyed it.
man, what did we miss?