By Mroutcall on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 07:54 am: Edit |
Day 1. Arrived at 4pm and checked into Majestic Suites (BTW great place), which is right around the corner from Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) on Soi 4. I wanted to start off strong so I hit G-Spot (2nd floor at the rear). Lucked out and found a 29yo, 5'6", 120ish, B-cup, with the nicest a$$ in spandex I have seen on an Asian chick to date. Of course she though she was fat and claimed to have only been working for 11 days. After one lady drink (110B), BF was 600B and an agreed upon 1000B for all night we returned to my room. I had to pay homage to the a$$ with some hard pounding, cheek slapping, doggy.
Day 2. After breakfast, I headed over to Soi 5 for a soapy massage. It was a small place about 6 or 7 storefronts in from Sukhumvit road. I was greeted by a beautiful ladyboy that showed me a wimpy selection of three ladies. I picked the best one which was about a 7 out of 10, with nice boobies. Soapy body-to-body, BBBJ, oil rub down, and some more doggy ran me 1200 for 2 hours (that was house plus tip for the lady).
After some sight seeing, I do recommend seeing some temples, I joined three ladies at Road House bar for a beer. They poked fun at my horrible attempts at speaking Thai, and teased that I looked about 19 years old, all light hearted fun. I then headed over to the Playskool (first floor NEP, on the right center strip) near opening time. I was in the mood for a ménage... I sat at the center of the single long 3 minutes into my first Heineken these two approached me as if they were reading my mind. One was 5'5", slim, A-cup, light skin, other was slightly taller, slightly thicker, B-cup, with darker skin. Two lady drinks (220B), two Heinekens (200B), a pair of barfines (1200B), and three hours of fun with these chicks... priceless. I mean 2400B. The best move during a ménage a trois is DATY for one and doggy for the other. However, I do not provide oral for the ladies during pay-for-play (my own rule) and this was a strategic error. These chicks were seasoned, having worked for a year or more in the agogo. The hotter darker one gave anal the other gave at toothy BBBJ (ouchie).
Day 3. Hit Pantip for some pirated software and VCD's (this is a must do) in the morning. Decided too up the ante because I would not be defeated by these beautiful Thai women. The two from the previous night put a serious hurtin' on me. Across from NEP the pharmacy was asking 1400B for 2 20mg cialis...NO DEAL. On Sukhumvit Rd. near Soi 7 it was 400B cheaper. As the sun set, I was full from a steak dinner, showered and shaved, and heading to the infamous Soi Cowboy. Stopped into Long Gun, nothing doing there. I settled down at Rawhide. Now, this was a strip show. I have been all over to strip joints in the states (its a hobby). This seemed like the south Asian version of a place Texas style tittie bar. Only thing was the chick were 1/3 the calories. I could stand to loose a few and stared talking to a 5'4", 100lb, A-cup with an interesting face (I think it was the eyebrow/ makeup combination). One ladydrink (100B), three Singhas (300B), a barfine (500B), and a taxi (50B) later we were entering the room for some more fun.
Now, I am a doctor, but I am shocked at the effectiveness of cialis. I popped it after my first beer. It allowed me to reliably have two orgasms with no flaccid refractory period (i.e. I brought my A game). Treated her to my strawberry flavored condom for a CBJ (she insisted) and then I went to town on this chick because she moaned annoyingly. You know that repetitive faint heave with each thrust. I gave her 1200B for her time.
Day 4. A river boat tour in the morning left me in desperate need of a beer. Satisfied this thirst at Big Dogs beer bar at the left of NEP entrance. There were 12 or 14 second string chicks (not quite as good as the go-go girls) roaming around, but all of a sudden the chick from the first day wanders up to me on her way to work. So, naturally I want to bang her again. I follow her to G-spot barfine her again and take here back around the corner for a quickie. On the way I ask about the hotdog stand with cooked black beetles, large roaches, and grasshoppers. She says that the best ones are the beetles because it has gooo inside. More of the same for her. With an a$$ like this its doggy. Asked for the anal but she said what my girlfriend in the states says "it’s going to hurt". Oh well. I really love this chick, 800B for the time. Whatever, took a shower with her and headed back to NEP at 22:00. We parted company at the stairs on the left near the entrance. She went up to G-spot and I went to Red lips (NEP first floor on left). One stage same old 10 girls swaying on a pole, watching you watch them. You must realize by now I am not a shopper. With the help of the ladyboy mamasan who bared a striking resemblance to Mark Anthony (J-Lo's latest husband) I selected a young looking 23yo new girl. She was clearly shy, barely spoke to me, but she reminded me of a cheerleader I lusted after in college. BF was 500B and the short session not worth mentioning details was 1000B. LAME wraps it up.
Day 5. Followed breakfast with a "Traditional Thai Massage" at a massage parlor 9 storefronts down from the hotel entrance on Sukhumvit. One 5'2", 100lb, A-cup, angel face who had much stronger hands than I had assumed provided the service. The deep muscle massage felt great and cost 600B for 2hours. Had some roast duck at Nana Mall food court. I felt loose and I was confident. I headed back to NEP when it was dark having not seen the third level. Checked out the Carnival and it was anything but fun. It was large and had a large round stage but the chicks were tiny and lazy looking. Headed over to rainbow (on NEP first floor). This place was crowded so I sat with an older Japanese guy and his son to take in the lovely young tasties. settled on a 19yo, 5'5", 110lb, C-cup enhanced, silky white skined chick who would only talk business after three lady drinks (300B). She was worth it. She was the hottest total package I was with in Thailand. Barfine was 600B and I paid a whopping 2000B for all night. We showered and went at it 3 times that night. She was fun because I could throw her around easily and she was very loud.
Day 6. I felt good about the trip considering it was my first time. I am hooked on this type of vacation and will never pay another escort in the states. I should rename myself "the artist formerly know as Mr. Outcall"... I did lots of online research; it was invaluable and made finding stuff easier it that is possible in Sukhumvit. Got one last oil rub and BBJ at the same massage parlor with a different girl in the afternoon (1000B total). Barely made my flight. Girlfriend met me at JFK she was horny and expected me to be the same. I was spent but I had anticipated this eventuality. One last cialis. She's happy, I am happy.
Where to next guys? I think Brazil or if I can’t shake this Asian thing the Philippines.
Photos: Solo 01 02 03 04 06 07
By Porker on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 01:35 pm: Edit |
Treated her to my strawberry flavored condom for a CBJ (she insisted)
Gotta love those covered BJ's... Don't have to travel more than 3 clicks from the U.S. border for THAT.
Thanks for the report.
By Roadglide on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 07:08 pm: Edit |
Since it sounds like you live on the east coast I would suggest Rio, unless you really like those long ass plane rides.
Nice report!!
By Blumpy on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 08:47 pm: Edit |
I am hooked on this type of vacation and will never pay another escort in the states.Text
Amen brother! I just returned from my third trip to Bangkok in three years and I echo your sentiments. A typical US wench wants $300/hour, after three visits, you have a plane ticket to Bangkok! Great report, glad you got out and did some touristy things in between sessions!
By Mroutcall on Thursday, June 02, 2005 - 09:38 pm: Edit |
Blumpy
I have to ask now that I am deciding on my next destination. Why three times to Bangkok? Is it business related or do you just have a "taste" for beautiful tanned asians? I think I might.
New York City is worse... 300/hour was a year or two ago. These chick are demanding three bills for one cup. And they are older, fatter, and not as friendly. Outcall escorts were my favorite past time, but now I have seen the light.
By Kjvegas on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 01:20 pm: Edit |
Great report. Next time you've gotta go to Pattaya beach, alot of bars and cute TG's everywhere. I've been to Thailand 11 times since March of 2001 and after discoverng Pattaya, i give Bangkok a miss (except for airport). Thanks for sharing, glad you had a great time.
cheers
kj
By Blumpy on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 09:34 pm: Edit |
Mroutcall - my preference for Thailand is half and half. The first time was a layover on a business trip, and the second and third times were because I became addicted to Thais! I love Filipinas (I've had them in Japan and Hawaii) but I doubt I'll ever get to the PI. Also, Bangkok has some great jewelry stores and streetvendors on Sukhumvit Rd. I justify my trips to my spouse with the gold and clothes i bring back for her. She tells me to go back to shop more for her!
I'm down for trying Brazil, I need to hook up withone of the veterans and just go...
By Blumpy on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 09:35 pm: Edit |
Mroutcall - my preference for Thailand is half and half. The first time was a layover on a business trip, and the second and third times were because I became addicted to Thais! I love Filipinas (I've had them in Japan and Hawaii) but I doubt I'll ever get to the PI. Also, Bangkok has some great jewelry stores and streetvendors on Sukhumvit Rd. I justify my trips to my spouse with the gold and clothes i bring back for her. She tells me to go back to shop more for her!
I'm down for trying Brazil, I need to hook up with one of the veterans and just go...