I woke up feeling good after last night's excursion and typed my Day 4 report, featuring my visit to Relax Y Vida. By the time I was done typing, I figured out that I could get to Relax Y Vida again, session, and still be in time for the 1:30 showing of Episode 3.
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Who says that there is no Full Service at Relax Y Vida?
NAME OF GIRL: Deborah
NAME OF PLACE: Relax y Vida Banos Turkos
ADDRESS: Carlos Villaran 121, Santa Catalina (right in front of the Banco Interbank Building).
HOURS: 10:00 AM TO 11:00 PM, seven days a week
PHONE: 265-5370
GPS: 12°05.366'S, 77°01.291'W
LOOKS: Just adorable. 22 years old, she says. The pretty smile, straight dark hair, nice and flaca, maybe 5' 3" tall. She had a little belly from having a kid a few years back, but nothing to get all worried about. Her breasts were appropriate for her size. Nothing huge, but nice and firm and just wonderful. Here's some pictures (those are my glasses in the last one):
Photos: Deborah 06 07 08
FRENCH: Yes
DATY: Yes
DFK: Oh, Yes
F/S: YES
ATTITUDE: It keeps getting better.
PERFORMANCE: 110% I couldn't ask for more. Period.
REPEAT?: Yes, I would like to say. But there are just so many damm choices there.
COST: 70 Soles for the Sauna & Massage (1 hour) with a more or less standard 30 sole tip. I gave her a 50 Soles tip to make the whole thing $37.50.
RECOMMENDED?: Yes, yes and yes
NOTES: OK, I get there a little after 11. Alexandra (from the other day) and four other girls are in the living/waiting room. Oh yeah, the Boss Lady gives me a kiss on the cheek and welcomes me back. I chat with the girls for a while, with Alexandra answering most of the questions on my behalf. After a few minutes, I break Alexandra's heart and select Deborah.
We go upstairs and -- for the next hour and 20 minutes -- have what can be best described as an extended make-out session, interrupted only by the occasional bout of sex that didn't leave our mouths close to each other's.
Finally undressed, we go into the sauna room and continue to make out. She leaves for a second, and then comes back in with the condom. On it goes, and down she goes. Soon after, she straddles me (I'm sitting at this time) and I slide right in. We move to the bath tub for some more, and then back out to the massage room.
After some 69, she gets back on and rides away. Alas, by this time of the trip, I was shooting blanks. She was terribly worried that I wasn't enjoying myself, and redoubled her efforts. I finally convinced her that it was OK that I didn't bust a nut, and we went back to mutual mouth exploration.
I had a great time. Deborah hinted around that she might be available for the evening, but I wasn't looking to repeat with my limited time in Lima. Besides, I had plans to find the blonde at Tequila Rock later that night. But it was tempting, to say the least.
We finally got dressed, and I tipped her and went downstairs and paid. There were six girls in the waiting area as I was leaving (just about 1 PM).
I suspect that my being non-Peruvian led to Deborah's going the extra mile, as it were, and her offer of meeting up later that night. I am petty sure that Full Service is a big no-no at the sauna, and it's not like I'm all that cute.
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So, after that, I still get to see Star Wars. It was worth the wait. Every year of it.
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Not having been in a steam room for a couple of hours now, I headed over to Banos Turkos Windsor in San Isidro.
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NAME OF PLACE: Banos Turkos Windsor
ADDRESS: Av. San Miguel Dasso 156, San Isidro
HOURS: 10:00 AM TO 10:00 PM
PHONE: 440-1050
GPS: 12°06.385'S, 77°02.435'W
SERVICES: This is a 'legitimate' Turkish Bath, and one of the best in the city. Good Sauna, two steam rooms, Jacuzzi, pool, restaurant, bar, haircut, manicure/pedicure and 12 massage girls. These are legitimate massages, although I am reasonably certain a quiet happy ending could be arranged, if you really needed one.
COST: 50 Soles entrance, Massage was 58 soles, I gave the girl a 20 Sole tip.
NOTES: This is kinda the Taj Mahal of Turkish Baths. I spent about two hours there, and left feeling real great. My massage girl was Karina, and she sure packed a wallop.
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I copped a cab to the Hotel Los Delfines to play and win at blackjack.
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NAME: Los Delfines Summit Hotel and Casino
ADDRESS: Los Eucaliptos 555, San Isidro
PHONE: 215-7000
GPS: 12°05.876'S, 77°02.882'W
WEB: http://www.losdelfineshotel.com
RATES: I think expensive. It's a classy joint.
TYPE OF GAMES: Blackjack, Roulette, Caribbean Poker, and a zillion slot machines.
MINIMUMS: Blackjack was $3. I'm not sure about the other games.
NOTES: The casino is on a lot of different levels, and the table games are pretty peaceful and quiet. And the drink girls were very cute. There's a Starbucks across from the hotel entrance, as if winning at blackjack wasn't enough.
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I retreated to the hotel to rest up for the night. I was still hoping for my Tequila Rock girl. When I got to the hotel, one of the front desk girls called me over. It seemed that I left my sweater in the restaurant the day before at lunch. This hotel rocks. At $99, it would be a bargain. I feel like I am stealing at $60.
At about 11:30, I headed towards Tequila Rock, but walked through Pizza Alley first. I was either approached, stared at, smiled at, or winked at a dozen times. I stopped and talked to a few of the girls (some of them fine, some worthy of a pass), but explained as best I could that I had a goal in mind for the night, so no luck.
When I get to Tequila Rock, they try to hit me up for a 30 Soles ($10) entrance fee. When I laughed, they came down to 20. I would have paid 10, but for 20, I trotted out one of the admission coupons that I printed from their web site and went downstairs for free.
Just as I am heading to the coat check room, here comes my blonde! A Ha! Woo Hoo! Huzzah!
She walks right by me, grabs some (other) dorky guy by the arm, and the two of them go up the steps, leaving me forever.
I am nothing if not resilient. I grab a soda, and cruise the club while I get re-focused. When I finally camp out at a table, I decline company a couple of times until two blondes (trying to stick to my plan) ask if they can join me, and I say yes.
One is rail thin and pretty. Her name is Maria Fernanda. The other is has a little more meat on her (but by no means heavy) and I have no clue what her name is. She was pretty drunk, however. After buying the girls drinks, we chat for a bit while I rule out the drunk one. I finally cut a deal with Maria Fernanda ($80 for all night, after she originally asked for $100) and give the other girl 20 Soles for her time. Maria Fernanda dumps the rest of her friend's drink when her attention is elsewhere and then tries to convince her that she should go home. The girl leaves, but we have no clue where she went. We both doubted that 'home' was the correct answer.
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NAME OF GIRL: Maria Fernanda
LOCATED VIA: Tequila Rock
LOOKS: A pretty, but rail thin, blonde. Maybe 5' 5" or so, and not a pound over 105. Long hair, and a nice girl.
Photos: TR 09 10 11
FRENCH: Yes
DATY: Yes
DFK: Yes
GREEK: No
ATTITUDE: Good. We both knew that she was working, but we didn't let that get in the way of my having a good time. Incredibly, I was not hit up for a tip from her. And she liked Led Zep.
PERFORMANCE: Good again. A little mechanical, but she knew what she was doing, so it was fine. And I got to boink a nice hot chick.
REPEAT?: No, but only due to the large selection available in Lima
COST: $80 for all night
RECOMMENDED?: Yes.
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At about 5:30, she hinted that going home wouldn't break her heart. I was more than finished, so we kissed each other good night, and she left.
COMING UP: I bum around a little on Friday, then leave town for a convention for the weekend. I get back Sunday afternoon and have one more boffo session, not to mention a very good meal and some more blackjack before I go home.