Hola amigos. RT here. This is the final installment of my trip.

I woke up Friday morning at about 10 am, not very well-rested after Thursday's activities. I walked Miraflores a little, just to clear my head. At the south end of Parque Central, there was a guy with a watch repair booth, selling watchbands and the like. I had the guy fix the clasp on my travel watch. The price: 1 Sole ($0.31). NOTE TO SELF: Remember to pack all of my watches that need bands or repairs the next time I leave the country. It seems that there are ALWAYS repair guys on the streets. I bet they replace batteries cheap, too.

I had neither the time nor the energy to go girl hunting before my ride was due to take me to the convention (my official excuse for going to Peru for over a week). I just grab a bite in town, pack and check out by 2 pm.

There were no issues on checkout, no any surprises on my bill. The hotel even agreed to hold my bags when I got back to Lima Sunday afternoon (my plane doesn't leave until one in the morning).

Miguel was right on time, and he took me to the Lima suburbs, where I spent the next two days conventioning. I had a good time.

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Sunday rolls around, and the convention breaks up at around 1 PM. I grab a cab back to Miraflores (about $11 -- Miguel charged me $20 to bring me, but his car was nicer) and drop off my bags at the Hotel Las Americas. I needed to hurry, because I was meeting my friends for a late lunch at 4:00. So faced with the tough decision, I did the obvious: Headed to Relax Y Vida again.

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NAME OF GIRL: Camilla

NAME OF PLACE: Relax y Vida Banos Turkos

ADDRESS: Carlos Villaran 121, Santa Catalina (right in front of the Banco Interbank Building).

HOURS: 10:00 AM TO 11:00 PM, seven days a week

PHONE: 265-5370

GPS: 12°05.366'S, 77°01.291'W

LOOKS: Dare I say it -- adorable. 20 years old, thin, great smile, perky little nipples poking through her top, not all that tall. Whoever does the hiring at Relax Y Vida, my hat's off to you.
Photos: Camilla 12 13 14 15 16

FRENCH: Yes

DATY: No, but I didn't suggest it

DFK: Yes

F/S: No

ATTITUDE: Another winner. She made me feel like she was sitting there waiting her entire life for me to show up.

PERFORMANCE: Awesome awesome awesome

REPEAT?: Yes

COST: I tried to book an hour, er, massage without the sauna. I guess they didn't understand, because I was given 40 minutes and charged 30 Soles ($9.38) for the half hour. I was so enthralled, I gave her a $20 tip, totally screwing up the pricing schedule for everyone else to follow. Sorry, guys.

RECOMMENDED?: Duh, yes.

NOTES: So I get there and chat with the six girls in the waiting area. Deborah from the other day was there, and she was disappointed that I didn't pick her. I was, too, a little, but it was my last day, and there were other girls there. I asked all of them their names, and when one of them said, "Camilla", bells went off in my head.

Here on Peru Tops, (http://perutops.com/foroweb/viewtopic.php?t=242) there is a poll of the Relax Y Vida girls, and Camilla was in first place. I had to have her.

We get to the room, and this young, beautiful angel starts to undress me, kissing me the whole time and telling me how much she liked me and how handsome I was etc. Although true, it's always nice to hear, so I was eating it up.

She has me lay in my stomach and starts a very slow, sensual soft massage, using all of her body on me. Rubbing, tickling, kissing, whispering -- I got the whole treatment. When she told me to flip over, it was more of the same, with the bonus of an excellent blow job, to boot. Maybe it was my frame of mind, maybe it was my last day, or maybe she was just damm good at what she does, but I had a great time.

Sadly, the knock came at 40 minutes, and we got dressed while she complained that I was leaving the country. I tipped her, we kissed good bye, and I took off. There were only two girls in the waiting room when I left, so I guess business is good there. I have no clue how big the place is, nor how many girls work there. But it's incredible -- I went three for three in the course of a week.

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I left, and took a taxi to meet my friends at Puntarenas restaurant.

NAME: Puntarenas

ADDRESS: Jiron Santa Teresa #455, Chorrillos. I had no idea where this was, but it turned out to be fairly close to Mirafores (probably a $2.30 cab ride from the hotel).

PHONE: 251-6952

WEB: http://restaurantpuntarenas.com/

TYPE OF FOOD: Seafood

COST: Cheap. There were 27 of us, we ate like we had never seen food before, and the tab (with the biggest tip the waitress has ever seen) came to $415 -- just about $15 per person.

SPECIALTIES: Some sort of mixed grill with Octopus, Scallops, Calamar, Shrimp, and maybe something else. I can't remember. I had the Picante de Mariscos, and tried a few other dishes. You could just keep going there and marking items off the menu as you try them. The Conchas Negras over rice were fabulous.

QUALITY: Very good. Not fancy, per se, but good service, and a great atmosphere.

NOTES: If I lived here, I would weigh about 400 pounds.

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One of my friends dropped me back in Miraflores after lunch. I waddled over to the Hacienda casino, where I won a few dollars playing my last few hands of blackjack. After reclaiming my bags from the hotel, I got a cab to the airport ($9.38 + $2 tip), checked my bags, bought some more crap at the airport gift shops, and got on the plane and came home.

Incredibly, English was spoken perfectly at the airport. When I asked one of the girls about that, she said sure, that's where all the English-speaking people work. Go figure.

FINAL THOUGHTS: This trip exceeded my expectations. I was a little more comfortable on my second visit, I didn't try to re-invent the wheel when it came to mongering, I discovered a great hotel, didn't get killed at blackjack, had some great sex with some beautiful women, went to a good convention, and ate like a pig. I didn't keep close track, but my total cost for the 9 days was just about $2,000. Not dirt cheap, but for a 9-day vacation, all inclusive (including on-demand sex), airfare and plenty of great food, I consider it a bargain.

Peru seems very under rated as a sex destination. The only thing that I passed on was night time club entertainment. The clubs are there. They're just a little higher-priced, and I didn't get a chance to stop by. Also, there's plenty to do in the daytime, so you can be busy 24/7, if you want.

WILL I RETURN?: Hell yes.

That's it, guys. Thanks for reading.

Very, very nice report - and I love the format. The details are superlative.

Can you give me the story behind the GPS coordinates? I'm buying a GPS unit for my next trip to Colombia where I plan on doing a little travelling outside the city. Did you use a unit down there and if so, which one?

There doesn't seem to be any software with citymaps for South America. Garmin has "MapSource WorldMap" but that only includes interstate and highway detail - which don't exactly run through the mountains and jungles of Colombia.

What's your take on GPS for the hobby?

Nice report. I went to Lima before I hobbyed, the only thing I remember is how awful the pollution and always cloudy weather is. Glad you had a good time.

Great trip report. I was wondering about your GPS, do you have any problems with the customs people in Peru, or any other country when you enter or leave?

Too bad that Relax & Vida is not a full service place, the girls look good.

It seems that you walked around a lot in Lima. Since the girls keyed on you not looking like a local, how did you feel about your safety? Is lima a safe town to be out at night by yourself? In Rio for example most smart people don't walk anyplace at night.

That slim blond you got out of Tequila Rock Disco is HOT !! I guess Rio does not have a lock on hooker discos.

Thanks for taking the time to put this report together. The web links are GREAT.

RG

(Message edited by roadglide on June 01, 2005)

Hello. RT here. Thanks for the compliments.

The story behind the GPS coordinates is simple: I'm a dork. I once read some report somewhere with GPS coordinates, and I thought it was just so anal, I was jealous.

As to how much it helps for hobbying, I'm not sure. One one hand, if you have the coordinates and a GPS, you're bound to locate a bar/massage parlor/casa, etc. On the other hand, you can't mind it when your friends laugh at you.

My unit is a Garmin GPS-12-CX. I bought it four years ago or so for about $100. It uses four 'AA' batteries, and they last a while, if you remember to turn it off.

I have never been stopped at customs (Peru uses the red/green light system), but most people who see it, just think it is a bulky cell phone (see photo).

(Message edited by rtgooch on June 01, 2005)

Here's the photo:

RT,

I just finished reading your trip report. Thanks for sharing! It was very interesting and informative.

Camilla is a babe!

Yujin

Nice report Gooch. I had not thought about Peru as a mongering destination. This is encouraging. Good to know there are other frontiers to explore

Val

Anyone who mongers with a GPS unit is not a dork. That is the ultimate of exact details. Could you just see a bunch of pasty faced Gringos walking down a street with their units turned on?

Roadglide -- I didn't walk much at night, except to/from my hotel and the Hacienda Casino, Tequila Rock/Pizza Alley, and sometimes Larco Mar -- all in ultra-safe Miraflores. And even then, one night I forked over the dollar and taxied the three blocks back from the casino at 3AM with a couple of hundred dollars in my pocket.

I wouldn't walk anywhere else at night. First, I'm not all that sure where I'm going and second, cabs are virtually free, so there's no need to take any chances whatsoever.

and Tight Fit, thanks. I feel much better!